The Cutest Thing EverThe Cutest Thing Ever2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was an ordinary morning of an ordinary summer morning: I was going to my favorite beach as usual to enjoy the warmth of sun and the fresh salty water. Pleasantly, but not exceptional.
I was happy about my peaceful life, but I was also sad, 'cause I felt something missing...
But that day...my life would be very different!
I was sunbathing when a large shadow covered me. Without opening my eyes, I said: "Excuse me, could you move away, please ? You make me shadow." Then, a lovely female voice answered: "Sorry, I was just seeing how cute you are, little wolf!" "What do you say--" I couldn't end my sentence 'cause I saw who answered me....
The cutest creature I had ever seen!
A huge vixen with a beatiful blue and cyan fur, a long and thick tail, and many shiny and many shiny, rainbowed stars. She was rather fatty: her legs were big as barrels, with a round belly surmounted by a pair of prominent boobs. In few words, she was the Heaven's incarnation!!!
I was so astonished, but I
The Great Battle of the Kronstadting sea(PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A PARODY AND IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY I REPEAT THIS IS A PARODY THAT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY SO PLEASE ENJOY)The Great Battle of the Kronstadting sea9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Date: April 1, 2420
Location: Kronstadting sea
It was a calm day at sea, Dolphins were jumping around while the local population of Fin whales were in the middle of thier mating season while at the same time a great white shark with a god damn laser gun strap to his head for some reason ate its fifth human victim cause reasons.
All was perfectly fine, that was until Two fleets enter the area, one fleet being compose of a Iowa-Class Battleship (ASWS RV), a Kirov-class heavy missile cruiser (ASWS SCH), Four Bismarck-class Battleships (ASWS CONQ, ASWS SPUNZ ASWS GERMANIA,ASWS ROMMEL), five Ticonderoga-class cruiser mark 41 (ASWS DELTA, ASWS CODY, ASWS MEP, ASWS SWORDSGIRL, ASWS CHIM), two Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carriers ( ASWS DA, ASWS SHIRU) and a Virginia-Class Submarine (ASWS SOUL)
The other fleet was
Costume in A Can: A New SellerCostume in A Can: A New Seller13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Yeah, sorry man,” JD shrugged, “We just don’t have that kind of can here. Though if you want, we have plenty of Fairy Tail cans left.”
“No thanks,” Jet said, looking rather disappointed in what had just happened. The young man with dark hair had heard about this particular garage sale, in this massive neighborhood sea of garage sales, selling a particularly interesting product. One that could change a person into a whole other being from an anime and all it involved was a spray can.
Rachel said with a concerned look, “You sure? We hate for you to have come all the way out here without going home with anything. You sure you are not interested in any of the other varieties we got?”
“Sorry,” he stated, “I was only interested in trying one that was Persona related.
FairyA clash of steel on bone resonated through the dungeon as the Warrior's blade cleaved through yet another skeleton, the bodies of monsters surrounding him as he struck down the few remaining dregs. He chuckled as he wiped his brow with a muscular arm, his well-tanned body riddled with scars. Ha, and they said he'd need a full party to get through this place... he was doing just fine! Heaving the enormous greatsword onto his shoulder, he passed through the doorway into the next room, seeing what these monsters were guarding. His eyes lit up when he saw the chest, sat upon a small stone pedestal. He grinned from ear to ear; jackpot! He rushed over and with a single mighty grunt, flung the heavy wooden lid open, shattering the lock with his bare hands, to reveal...Fairy17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
His grin instantly faded as he saw, not a king's ransom, but a single rose. A jewel rose with a silver stem, sure, but still just a rose. He scowled as he picked it up to examine it; the ruby bud was finely cut, unli
Supernatural Chatroom 8 (AshXReader)Supernatural Chatroom 8 (AshXReader)18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Y/n) has logged on
ImpalaLover has logged on
TheGabester has logged on
TheGabester: C'mon (Y/n)!
(Y/n): Damit Gabe I said no!
ImpalaLover: He's not trying to force you to watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory is he? He got Sam and I last week
(Y/n): No he's trying to kidnap me for a date
TheGabester: But I'm pretty and an Archangel!
TheGabester: Love meeeeeeee
ImpalaLover: Love me?
Dean'sAngel has logged on
Dean'sAngel: Dean is my love not enough?
ImpalaLover: I was joking Cas
Dean'sAngel has logged off
TheGabester: Whipped much?
ImpalaLover: Shut up you munchkin
(Y/n): Besides Gabe I already have a boyfriend
TheGabester: If it's Lucifer I'm going to be so pissed off
DrBadass has logged on
DrBadass: BUENOS DIAS BITCHES!
ImpalaLover: You've got to be kidding me
(Y/n): Hey Ash
DrBadass: Whats cookin good lookin?
TheGabester: The hell is this guy?
DrBadass: Super genius
(Y/n): Yep. Super genius boyfriend
Ticklish Love part I "Madison I'll be back! When I get back lets wash those filthy feet of yours. " Rose called to her sister. "Ok" Madison called back. When her sister had gone, she flipped over her soles. "Yeah they do need to be cleaned. It's going to tickle so much though!" the young girl thought to herself as she looked down at her dirty feet. She just shrugged and decided to watch tv as she waited. As she looked for something to watch, she couldn't stop thinking about what happened a few nights earlier.Ticklish Love part I 18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
She and Rose had gone to a party. It was for a friend of their's. As she looked for her friends, her eyes fell on him. He was just sitting by himself alone in the corner, away from everyone else. "Aww poor guy's alone. I'll go talk to him." Madison thought to herself. As she got a closer look at his face, she stopped. He was the cutest boy she had ever seen. "he's so cute, I wonder who he is?" she thought to herself. When she got near him she said "hi I'm Madison, I couldn't help but notice that
Tug-of-WarWarning! There are some things that are inappropriate for children in here!Tug-of-War21 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You have been warned!
“Hold still Jordan…” Chris muttered to him, knowing fully well that it was unlikely for Jordan to listen.
Jordan looked down at his little box, examining it closely, since he never got the opportunity during their last adventure. It looked to be made of wood, and carved into the supposed lid was a hand with an eye in the palm.
“Chris, what’s more important- me figuring out why those guys wanted this box and their connections to Vlad, or fixing my arm?”
“Right now, your arm.”
“Bzzt. Wrong answe- OW!” He yelped and jumped back a bit, while Chris had his firm grip on Jordan’s arm while pressing a damp cloth to the gash in it.
“Jordan, I’m just cleaning the wound. I need to sew it up, so you’ll just have to suck
Adventures in Tricksky High Part V - RE-BOOTPart V: Chilling time…sort of.Adventures in Tricksky High Part V - RE-BOOT1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rodger: *jumps out of the bed of Crow’s truck and stretches* Gyaaahhhh…..Why am I not tired?
Jack: No idea, considering you’re an alcoholic.
Rodger: *clicks his tongue*
Jack: Now that you think about it, I’m not really tired either. How bout you guys?
Brooke: Nah fam.
Tori: Wiiide awake.
Jack: Crow, you haven’t said- SHIT WE FORGOT TO BRING KISA HOME.
Rodger: Haha, finally this fucker isn’t organized!!
Crow: *still in truck with DC* Ok this was fun but me and DC need to go study, K bye. *begins driving off*
DC: WAIT I WANNA STAY HERE!! THEY’re going to have a party and I won’t be able to stay an…..
Rodger: Byeee have a beautiful time!
Jack: Shiiiiittt how do I get you home now?!
Kisa: Um….could I stay the night?
Rodger: *spits his drink*
Brooke: ….why are they flipping their shit??
Jack: She can’t stay here, we could get arrested or accus
Mucha teleportMucha teleport!Mucha teleport1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Do cholery, istnieje taki typ owada!
Na pewno państwo się ze mną zgodzą.
Pojawia się ona zawsze podczas spacerów.
Idzie się, a ona stoi parę kroków przed idącym.
Niewątpliwie wszyscy zwrócili na to uwagę, jestem tego pewien, gdyż z całą pewnością, gdy chodzicie po ziemi, a zazwyczaj chodzi się po ziemi, to uważacie by nie nadepnąć żadnego robaczka.
Wiem co mówię, sam nigdy żadnego nie nadepnąłem. No prawie..
I jest ona.
Czeka. Podchodzi się do niej, obserwuje jej zamarłość.
I co się dzieje, gdy ma się już ją nadepnąć?
Znika! O tak, pyk i nie ma!
Idzie się dalej, a ona znowu jest, w tej samej pozycji, w tej samej odległości co uprzednio i znów czeka do ostatniej chwili, by uciec przed kroczącą stopą.
Przypuszczam, że to może
Should I stay or Should I leave?Tulip sat on the couch, she was curled up in a ball watching Tv, and she felt like crying, It was starting to dawn on her that she had put up a fairy tale to hide the fact that all her and Jasper's relationship was is SEX, she was just pretended herself to think there was something more there, and there wasn't.Should I stay or Should I leave?1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
She looked up when she heard a knock on the door, she got up and opened it, to see a woman, with long grey hair, and blue eyes. Tulip frowned, “Tulip Who is-oh hi Mom” Ezra frowned
“Aww look at my children all grown up!” The old woman smiled and hugged both
Ezra stopped the hug, “What do you want?”
“Actually I came to see Tulip” Tulip looked at her mother, who smiled, “Why don't you come back on the road with your father and I”
“What?!” Tulip and Ezra both asked
“Yeah we miss you dearly! How about you think about it, we'll be here for a couple of days, were living in the park!” Her mother kissed
Selena and ChaseSelena woke up and yawned, she sat up in her bed, and looked over to see Chase getting ready for work. He looked down at her and smiled, “Morning”Selena and Chase1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hi” She rubbed her eyes
Chase kissed her stomach, “Morning Keegan” he chuckled and sat up
Selena had been living with Chase and his family since her Father kicked her out in late January for getting pregnant, and with Chase. Her father hated Chase, a lot but Selena just loved the boy. Selena, also knew if she got pregnant it was her way OUT, her way out of her fathers control, then she wouldn't have to marry leo, and she'd be free. Chase worked hard, he was saving up for an apartment for the two, and his parents said if he got to half they'd pay the difference.
“Baby have you seen my shoes?” Chase was looking around his room
Selena slowly stood up, “Try the kitchen”
“Oh YEAH RIGHT!” Chase ran downstairs, and Selena slowly followed behind him, she saw him put his shoes o
Timmy's gassy dayTimmy was just walking along as he went home from school. He was a little gassy, but didn't fart yet. He had such a crazy day. Timmy's dad was just sitting at the table.Timmy's gassy day2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Timmy's dad: Hey, Timmy. How was you day?
Timmy: Oh, it's gassy. Really gassy.
To be done soon...
Anima's Airburst Berry ExperienceAnima's Airburst Berry Experience2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Caelestis Anima is a beautiful pink-haired angel who lives in the Skyward Sanctuary up in the heavens and watches the world down below. She desired to befriend most of the humans and make sure they live happy lives.
One day, after flying over the clouds, Anima felt a little hungry that she needed a little snack to relieve her hunger.
"Is there anything growing around here?" she said. "There should be some kind of a berry tree somewhere."
Anima continued to fly all around the clouded places until she eventually spotted a tree with airburst berries being grown. She made a stop nearby the tree and checked out the sky blue colored fruits hanging on the branches.
"What kind of berries are these?" she said as she plucked one out carefully. "I think this should be delicious to eat."
Anima chewed on the airburst berry and finished it off. She was relieved she was able to find something to satisfy her tummy with.
All of a sudden, Anima's body started to react weirdly to the effects of the airbu
Calkiem zwyczajny poranekPunkt siódma rano zadzwonił budzik. Niemcy wstał, przeciągnął się, ziewnął i zaczesał włosy pod górę. Wiedział, że na nogi postawić go może jedynie czarna, jak smoła kawa, więc poszedł do kuchni, by wstawić wodę. Po drodze zapukał jeszcze do pokoju swojego brata. Trzy głośne puknięcia. Jak co rano. Zaparzył kawę i cicho pogwizdując wyszedł na ganek, zabrał gazetę, którą wsadził pod pachę i wrócił do kuchni. Na dwa talerze nałożył po dwie kiełbaski i dwa tosty. Skromnie, ale smacznie. Rozłożył gazetę i spojrzał na zegar wiszący nad drzwiami. Wszystko działało, jak w zegarku. Upił łyk kawy, której cukier nie skalał i ze spokojem czekał na przyjście Gilberta.Wzrokiem przeleciał nagłówki w gazecie, aCalkiem zwyczajny poranek2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
EntertainmentSimon Stevenson smiled as he walked through the streets, the lights flickering in night. It was his last week before getting married, and his friends had arranged a special night out for him. They had often been teasing him for his choice to keep his virginity until marriage, so he could probably guess at what was going to make the night "special". He sighed, guessing he'd have to disappoint a certain woman tonight...Entertainment2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
As he approached the club where his bachelor party was being held, his eyes caught sight of a poster. The sight of a man's face caked in makeup adorned it, with the words "Female Impersonators" framing it stood out to him. He felt his face contort in disgust.
"Urgh... those guys planned to bring me to a drag show?" he muttered. "Real funny. As if I'd be caught dead going anywhere near a bunch of freaks like that!"
He turned and began to storm off... only to walk face-first into the cleavage of a towering drag queen, clad in a tight dress. "Freaks, are we, pretty boy?" he
Gorgon's Gone Wild Man, Gorgons were hard to find. Perseus had to find the head cheerleader Medusaf or the king though; he had gotten into an argument since the king was getting married and he expected a present from everybody but Perseus was poor, what was he supposed to do? So he pleaded with the king that he would get him anything he wanted, and the king asked for Medusa’s head. Kind of weird but you don’t question a king.Gorgon's Gone Wild2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
So off Perseus went to find the scaled, snake haired Gorgons he had heard so much about.
It wasn’t an easy task, he was walking for days just to find where they lived. Of course, they lived out in the woods because of how whatever they looked at turned to stone and they used to be beautiful maidens until they were cursed. But that’s all he had heard so Perseus wasn’t sure.
Anyways, he finally found the cave they were living in, he was r
Wojna..- Jakie mamy szanse?Wojna..2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
- Żadnych, panie generale!
- Czyli ogłoszenie wojny nie ma sensu?
- Najmniejszego, panie generale!
- Szkoda, chciałem być wielkim generałem. Uważasz, że jestem wielkim generałem?
- Czy ja wiem?
- Lepszym od Jaruzelskiego?
- Jaruzelski nosi ciemne okulary, więc jest bardziej cool!
- Ach, rozumiem. A od generała Pershinga?
- Generał Pershing miał sześć gwiazdek!
- Ile mam ja?
- Nie widzę panie generale, jest pan strasznie wysoki, proszę się schylić.
- Rozkazujesz generałowi?!
- To prośba!
- Chyba, że tak. I co, ile mam?
- Ani jednej, tylko nabazgrane coś flamastrem.
- Nie widać, co?
- To jest nieistotne, przyszedłem tutaj z rozkazem rozstrzelania pana!
- Rozkazem? Od kogo! Ja tu rozkazuję!
- To wola ludu!
- Tak działa tylko Hiszpańska Inkwizycja!
- Ha! Nikt nie spodziewa się Hiszpańskiej Inkwizycji!
- Toż to Hiszpa
DD one shot: Fish"Ha ha hahaha." Dover laughed loudly.DD one shot: Fish2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jersey groaned as he wiped water off from his face. The two were at the lake together after not seeing each other in over a few months. The two started off as sworn enemies, but certain events forced them to work together to the point that they became good friends.
"That's like, what, the fourth time already? Just exactly why do they hate you?"
"Boy would I love to know." He muttered, "Even in my human form they can tell its me."
"Oh yeah, Clara told me about the aquarium." She snickered, "What are you gonna do if the kid ends up wanting a fish?"
The demon paused, "Then it's getting a puppy!"
It HAD to be you“Aww no Casey today?” Tulip frowned sitting in between the two boysIt HAD to be you2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hunter pouted, “No he went out with the other six today”
Jasper put out his cigarette, “Oh no poor Hun-OW!” he glared at Tulip who just elbowed him in the side.
“Come on! Lets go by some snacks! Maybe watch movies! Or take a drive! Or something” Tulip smiled and got up, “How about that?”
Hunter smiled and nodded, “Alright!”
Tulip smiled, “I'll drive today!!!”
~ ~ ~
Tulip walked around the store, she looked at the different candy, she smiled and hummed and wondered what candy to get. She heard foot steps she looked over slightly, and her eyes went wide, and it all flooded back to her:
“HI Ella!” Tulip smiled at her girlfriend
“Look Tulip we need to talk” Ella frowned, “I think we need to break up”
“W-What?” Tulip frowned, crushed. She really liked this girl a lot, they had been dating fo
Tammy And The Tickle fighters Part 2DISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.Tammy And The Tickle fighters Part 23 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tammy was sitting in the hotel dining area, enjoying a muffin and a cup of orange juice from the continental breakfast. She had her laptop out and was on the chapter website, getting to know more about the kids and what all she would be participating in. As she was browsing, she became aware that someone had sat down in front of her at the table. She looked over the top of her monitor and saw that Brady was sitting there, smiling shyly at her.
"Hi Brady! What's up." She greeted him warmly.
"Err…just thought I'd say…good morning…on the way to the club."
"Do you…uhhh…like it here?"
"Well I don't know the city very well so I ha