~ One Night... ~| My entry for :iconxxask-runningleafxx:'s contest. So... A while ago my friend :icon0-breezeleaf-0: (Bree-chan) and I had this conversation/RP. It started out as a conversation about her broken laptop, but then it somehow turned into a strangely amazing RP. Here's the adaption of the story! (This is completely ridiculous. It takes place in some sort of fantasy world where all the fourth walls have been broken. It's not technically a fanfic, it's just a really weird RP.) |~ One Night... ~40 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
"To the Dollar Tree!" I, Faye, shouted. "It is the best place to buy a perfectly functioning, amazing new laptop!"
My friend's laptop had broken, so we decided to buy a new one. Bree (that's her name) and I were both short on money, so we decided to buy a new laptop from the Dollar Tree. What could go wrong?
We hopped onto our alicorns and rode to the dollar store. The clerk behind the counter didn't give us a second thought as we entered the rundown store. Bree and I found a pink plastic laptop wit
FacepawGuys shouldn't be babysitters. I mean, really, its a girl thing, surely, right? Who would want some dumb high-schooler jock to babysit their kiddo's? And what guy would want to babysit someone's kids? Even for money. Ew. That's almost...creepy. Especially if that jock is a werewolf.Facepaw8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ha, yeah, well, I guess these particular parents don't know about that. Well, that, and the fact that they are my cousins means that me being a male babysitter to them isn't so weird. Just means that if they knew my furry little secret, then they'd probably hunt me down and shotgun my muzzle instead of leaving me alone with their kids. Not that their kids mind...in fact, they really love me and my “doggie” side. Little kids are so easy to entertain. Just go full “fluff mode”, tell them its a secret, give them candy, and then do silly stuff with them and they love it.
Maybe I'm taking a huge risk by showing them my wolf side? I guess they'll grow up with memories of a babysitter who c
Cliff Goes ClubbingVillains have been binding and gagging damsels for ages, but we have to go very far back in time, well before recorded history, to discover the very first damsel in distress ever. Her name was Una, and this is her story.Cliff Goes Clubbing9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cliff lifted his massive club. “Cliff smash!” he roared.
“You’re not going out smashing things until you’ve had your breakfast, dear,” Una said firmly. She cracked open a couple dinosaur eggs she had gathered earlier. They sizzled next to the rashers of bacon, carved from a wild boar who’d been reckless enough to charge Cliff while he’d been out hunting. An intricate opening in the ceiling allowed smoke from the cooking fire to exit without allowing rain to enter. Cliff and Una lived in a very modern cave.
“While you’re out, could keep an eye open for a saber-toothed tiger?” Una turned the eggs over. “I really need a new dress.”
Llama Freedom!Gotta spread the llama freedom! Giving llamas to all who want them! Just comment on this profile and I will give you a llama! (And I also appreciate receiving them too.) To everyone who wants an extra llama to show off or have to those who need a llama to level up, this is the place to get it! Tell the ones you know and spread the news that you can get a free llama here just by commenting on this profile! I love seeing the llama love being spread, and I love to give out llamas to spread it. Just comment and you will get a llama! Remember, comment on the llama, and not something stupid please. Remember to always share the llama love with other people. It is quite contagious after all. I get on and check anywhere from a few times per day to once every few days depending on schedule, but you will all get llamas if you comment on the profile.Llama Freedom!13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Death Kitty Vs. Unicorn Wizard On September 1, 1939 in Leprechaun Country, a war began between two mortal foes. In the beginning of the 1930's Death Kitty was elected president of the small country. Although part way through his 10 year term he decided that the economy was failing and needed to be revived. So he attacked the court room while the sheriff and all the officers were having a meeting and killed all of them. Exiled, he left the villiage and was not seen until three years later in 1939.Death Kitty Vs. Unicorn Wizard13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A new president by the name of Unicorn Wizard was elected at thet point and had tried to force Death Kitty out of the town. A battle broke ut between the two and it ended up ruining the rest of everything. One survivor told us that they had to take shelter from the rainbow balsts of Unicorn Wizard. Death Kitty eventually prevailed and attacked the hidden civilians, only 50 of the 5,000 people survived and escaped. Though the attacks stayed within the boundaries of the town, much speculation
Marvel vs Capcom Quotes: Rin OkumuraYou'll regret fighting me. [Entrance Quote]Marvel vs Capcom Quotes: Rin Okumura13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I won't let my dad's death be in vain... [Entrance Quote]
I'll punch you and you'll wake up with your intestines on the floor. [Entrance Quote]
You can't beat me! I'm an exorcist!....in training. But still! [Win Quote]
On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable is that pillow made of your intestines? [Win Quote]
Enjoy your permanent vacation to Pain Land! [Win Quote]
How much you wanna bet I could totally do that again when I'm sick with the Flu? [Result Screen Quote]
I told Yukio I was able to handle myself. He didn't listen. [Result Screen Quote]
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sharpen my sword. You were actually so boring you dulled my sword. Get it? No? Dull is...okay, never mind. [Result Screen Quote]
Time to make my dad proud.... [When activating X-Factor]
This better be good, I was in the middle of reading a manga! [When switched in]
I didn't want anybody dying on me. Look what happened... [Switched in after one al
I Choose You! (KidTonyXKidReaderXKidSteve) OneShot“Yveltal EX ,” (F/N) shouted throwing her card down. “I use ‘Evil Ball’ for a total of 140 damage!” A smirk plastered the small girl’s face as she took a sip of her Apple Juice. What did victory taste like? O yeah, sweet old Apple Juice. “Your Kangaskhan is dead!” She jumped up from her seat and proceeded to do a small dance. (F/N) was a master Pokèmon trainer and had never lost a single battle. She could go up against another kid or a grown adult, ether way she walked away with double the cards she showed up with.I Choose You! (KidTonyXKidReaderXKidSteve) OneShot14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Fine, you win… again,” Tony grumbled. All together they had played five games today which meant five losses for him. He had lost every crappy card he owned and was now beginning to lose the good ones to, even the few EX’s he did own.
“Don’t worry Tony,” (F/N) proceeded to pat him on the back, but in a very sarcastic manor. “Even though you did lose horrible to me,
Sir MagnusToday was the day. The day that she would finally confess her love to him. The one who she had loved for all of time, even when Bakar had threatened to destroy him. He was her life, her love, her everything. She meant more to him than Miharu did.Sir Magnus15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sir Magnus. The brunette giggled as she thought about him, her bright blue eyes happy as she fluffed her hair and straightened out the only nice outfit she owned(considering she was always rough-housing with the only two kids her age and thus ruined most of her clothes). The outfit consisted of a white frilly blouse with a red undershirt and a pair of very nice blue jeans with simple red flats.
She looked herself over in the mirror once more, giggling again as her face flushed red at the idea of meeting her date and she shuffled out of her room and down the stairs and shouting to her mother, “Alright mom, I’m going out on my date now!” She didn’t wait for a reply, simply rushing outside and to the beach. Around her, she
Law X Reader: New Year's Kiss “Come on Law! It’ll be fun!” You said cheerily, tugging on his zipped up coat with a big grin on your face.Law X Reader: New Year's Kiss18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“_______ really?! Do we have to?” Law groaned in protest, slowly shuffling along, but still slightly resisting against your tugs.
“Yes we do! It’s New Year’s Eve! We’re going to do EVERYTHING!” You sang, gesturing to the festive town square before you.
“Oh god, everything?!” Law complained, looking out at the square you gestured too.
“Yep! Everything~!” You repeated. “So come on Mr. Grumpy Pants! Pleeeaaaase~?” You pleaded, tugging on his sleeve playfully.
Law sighed and rolled his eyes. “Fiiine.”
“Yes!!” You cheered, tugging harshly on his sleeve as you dragged him out towards the center of the island with the biggest smile on you
Two Fools (ExcaliburXReader) OneShotYou were a very special Meister. Why? Because you almost never lost your patience. And what proved this to everyone was your Weapon. He was sort of a useless piece of shit really. All he ever did was prance around singing about how amazing he was. He also believed that everyone was below him. More specifically he believed everyone was a fool. You didn’t exactly understand him, but you delt with him which was more than anyone else would do. You found him to be quite adorable actually. His short height only helped prove your point. Now your Weapon was the one, and the only holly sword EXCALIBUR!Two Fools (ExcaliburXReader) OneShot22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(F/N) had waken/woken up at five A.M. to get everything ready. Today was the day to prove herself worthy to be Excalibur’s Meister. Today… was his birthday. Everything had to be just right. One single mistake could change her entire future. His morning coffee had to be made to perfection, his suite wouldn’t be able to have any wrinkles in it, his hat in perfect concision.
Quality TimeDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.Quality Time22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's time for the game!" Sarah called. Immediately four little boys rocketed from the lawn chairs that they had been curled up in and came running into the house. Each boy shivered slightly as his damp skin found hot bright sun replaced by cool air conditioning. But they were too excited to notice. It was time for their special game. They all raced each other upstairs and plunged into the bedroom. Inside they found a bunk bed festooned by cartoon sheets and a television sitting on a nightstand with a PS4 hooked up to it. But it wasn't the video game system that they were running to.
The four boys were Ryan, a blonde headed ten year old wearing orange swim trunks and a medallion about his neck, nine
Archie and Furball - Brian Eats WafflesArchie and Furball - Brian Eats Waffles22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Furball sat quietly in his room, staring down at a copy of Cory in the House for Nintendo DS. "Gosh.." he whispered. "So this is what it's like to finally make it in life..". His ear twitched, as someone knocked on his door. "Not now, Archie." he demanded. "I'm living life to the fullest right now!"
However, it wasn't Archie at the door. "It was me!" Brian exclaimed, as the yellow mutt kicked the door wide open.
"You're fixing that."
"On the contrary, my feline friend! I'm gonna do something else!" Brian cartwheeled his way into the room, before springing up to his feet. On the opposing wall, sat the main cast of the Sly Cooper series. Each of them held up a sign with the number ten on it. "Thanks, guys." Brian bowed.
"No. Thank you, Brian." Sly gave a thumbs up, and then so did Chuck Norris.
Furball gave a flick of his tail, before speaking. "Look, Brian. I'm trying to enjoy a top quality video game right now, based on a popular anime."
The dog ga
I ate the Hokage, but I didn't eat Shizune.The village of Konoha was going to throw a big festival that would take place tomorrow. It was one thatI ate the Hokage, but I didn't eat Shizune.1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
would promote friendships and unity through all the wars and battles the shinobi system had endured over the
years. Usually people went in pairs to this festival. It was uncommon and rare for someone to go with more
then one person.
Sakura Haruno was decorating the mission room for the festival. "Sakura!" Hinata Hyuga joined Sakura.
"Hi Hinata. I was just getting the mission room nice and pretty for tomorrow." Sakura said. Hinata soon
approached Sakura and held a kunai to her head. "Who are you taking to the festival? Someone blonde?"
Hinata asked. "I was." Sakura said. "I knew it." Hinata was about to drive the kunai right through Sakura's
The door to the mission room further opened and another kunoichi joined them. It was Ino Yamanaka. She had
a vase of flowers in her arms. She hadn't been feeling all that great because she was currently on a strict
diet. Half the days she fe
Letting Her Hair Down"I'll never understand why the least occupied place in school, has the best air conditioning..."Letting Her Hair Down1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Republic City High. Leaning back in a chair in the library was Korra, star jock of the school. Who was currently ditching practice due to the 98 degree heat outside.
"Yeah, Coach Tenzin is gonna yell at me and lecture me. But I'd rather get a verbal lashing than broil my brains out in that heat."
Grabbing a random book off the table, she placed it over her face.
"May as well catch a decent nap while I'm here."
While she tried to nap, another student entered the library. The bookish Asami Sato, hair tied in her usual prim bun and her red eyeglasses adoring her face. Glancing around the library, she saw some student leaning back with a book over her face.
Some people. What kind of lazy...wait, is that...
She noticed the sleeves cut off of her shirt, and the tanned, toned arms that benefited from that choice. She'd spent quite some time in the bleachers admiring those arms. And the rest
MLP Boot to the Head ParodyMLP Boot to the Head Parody Part 1MLP Boot to the Head Parody2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(This is just a parody. No characters were harmed or dead during the making of this parody.)
Twilight Sparkle: As the executor pony of Princess Celestia's estate and also her loyal student, I, Princess Twilight Sparkle, have been empowered to read Celestia's Last Will and Testament.
Pinkie Pie: Well come on, read it!
Rarity: Oh poor dear Princess Celestia!
Applejack: Oh there there Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: How predictably boring.
Fluttershy::iconumplz: I never knew I was a loyal subject to a kinder princess.
Twilight: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Rainbow Dash: I knew it.
Return Of The Prizor Part 1DISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, you are in the wrong place. This is a story request from Lightworker Leader, and as such will be a fair bit darker than our usual fare. I hope you enjoy!Return Of The Prizor Part 12 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Also, I’m kind of inventing a mythos here. This is not intended to reflect any belief system, past or present. Any intersections are entirely coincidental.
The little seven-year-old rolled his eyes. He wasn’t tired, but arguing with his mom was not an option. He meandered upstairs, going as slowly as he could. As he entered his room, he failed to notice the strange being at his window.
Priroda, one of the ancient nature spirits, was just outside of Milo’s window. She resembled a beautiful human woman, but her skin had a greenish tint and her hair was woven grass. Many years ago, she had been a benevolent queen of the Saxony forests, beloved by all humans. But over time, Priroda’s vanit
State of The UnionState of the UnionState of The Union2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Over 5000 years ago, Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt, saying " mount up your camels and asses, pick up your shovels and axes, I will lead you to the Promised Land!".
With the Teddy Roosevelt administration, he said "lay down your shovels and axes, sit on your asses, and light up a camel This is the promised land".
Now with Obama in office, he has threatened to steal our shovels and axes, raise the price of camel's, kick our asses, and mortgage the promised land!
Yesterday, congress was in quandary as they were planning on erecting a monument in honor of Barack Obama, but couldn't figure out whether to put it beside Christopher Columbus, considered the greatest democrat of them all as he voyaged to the new world, not knowing where he was when he started out, didn't know where he was going, or where he was when he got there and did it all on borrowed money, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth.
However, they are planning on changing the
Thief AU Short Oneshots 1/?All of these are based on after the Rp I did with the owner of the two Bro's. When Sky and A met the two of them, and decided to stay with them.Thief AU Short Oneshots 1/?2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
A and Sky are sisters in this, along with Bro and A's Bro being brothers.
A and Sky belongs to :iconMirremjau:
Bro and A's Bro belongs to :iconSpazzy-Waffle-Butt:
-Lets Make you Pretty-
A's bro let out a small sigh as he felt the brush go through his hair yet again, opening his eye, he looked at the girl standing in front of him, a brush in her hand. "Are you done yet, A?.." he said, as he watched A placed her hand on her hip, still holding onto the brush with the other hand. Looking down at the prince sitting in the chair in front of her, she gave a small, teasing smirk. "Nope." She began, moving the brush back to his fluffy, black hair, brushing through it once again. "Gotta make sure you look pretty for your people, Yes?" She said, almost letting a small laugh escape her mouth. As Bro looked back at the girl he had fallen for, he gave
Gedanken eines DuschkopfsWasserdampf fließt in dicken heißen Nebelstreifen über den Duschkabinenrand. Mit angezogenen Knien sitzt sie unter dem Wasserstrahl. Ihre Haut brennt, aber sie regt sich nicht. Tropfen und kleine Rinnsale laufen über ihre geröteten Wangen. Ich glaube, sie leckt.Gedanken eines Duschkopfs2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ab und an öffnen sich die Lider und Wasser fließt aus ihren großen glänzenden Augen. Das Problem kenne ich. Vor drei Wochen erst war dieser überaus führsorgliche Idiot mit den dreckigen Schmuddelfingern wieder da und musste ein paar Dichtungen austauschen. Ich würde meinen, das könnte in diesem Fall helfen. Geduldig sprudele ich vor mich hin und lasse heißes Wasser auf den zusammengesunkenen Körper da unten in der Wanne donnern.
Normalerweise bin ich nicht so lange in Betrieb. Es ist anstrengend, aber auch irgendwie schön. Man fühlt sich gebraucht. Eigentlich fertigt sie mich immer schnell ab. Kaum ist der Schaum weg, springt sie aus der Kabine
RQ: Miku the Singing BalloonRQ: Miku the Singing Balloon2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hatsune Miku is a beautiful Vocaloid with long turquoise pigtails. She considers herself as a virtual singing star as millions of her fans admire her.
One day, Miku had a sweet tooth. She noticed a piece of candy of a stool. What was that piece of candy doing there? Did somebody leave it by accident? Or did she simply find it just sitting there? Well it is hers now.
"What is this piece of candy?" Miku picked it up and inspected the delectable looking candy. "I might as well try this one."
Miku then put the candy in her mouth and began to chew on it as if she was chewing on bubblegum.
"This candy tastes great," she said.
Suddenly, it was no ordinary candy; it was a different candy that contained a special ingredient much to her unawareness. She began to inflate like a balloon as the power vested inside the candy aired up her body.
"Why am I getting this big?" Miku watched herself inflating bigger into a spherical shaped balloon.
After she was done inflating, she had her head, cheeks, ha
It Came from the TVOnce upon a chilly day in Brighton, this YouTube guy you might have heard of - Pewdiepie - was taking a break from recording and editing some videos and chilling on the sofa with the love of his life - Mountain Dew. Oh, and Marzia might have been there too.It Came from the TV2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pewds took a gulp from the comically large bottle of the energy drink, and sighed, glancing at Edgar with a bored pout.
"Oh Edgar" he began "Don't you just wish that you could just walk in to the movies on TV?" He sighed longingly at the ancient Japanese monster movie on screen "I want to fight a latex dinosaur like that someday..."
Edgar gave Pewds the same look he'd always given him - the cold, hard stare of death.
"You wouldn't understand" Pewds scoffed "You'll never appreciate my dreams!"
Edgar made a strange pug noise and padded up to the television, pawing at the creature on the screen. Perhaps he did understand - in his brainless yet lovable way.
Or, perhaps - it was more than understanding.
When he pulled his paw back from t