Dummy March (ClintXReaderXBucky?) OneShotDummy March (ClintXReaderXBucky?) OneShot11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Let’s go to that house.” Clint pointed to a home behind (F/N). She turned around only to see an undecorated house that looked so beaten down it could collapse at any moment turning into a pile of ash. Grass was over grown and tree roots popping up from the ground, to only be covered by a thick layer of fallen leaves. But perhaps what was the most unsettling about the property was the lack of sound. Silence covered it like an oversized blanket that couldn’t be removed by the greatest forces. Normal you would at east hear the faint buzzing of a heater coming from a house at this time of year, but no such thing could be heard.
Suddenly (F/N) couldn’t breathe. Sure the both of them had been egging houses all night in there consume picking on whoever they pleased but this house. Hell no! She didn’t want to die, she was to fabulous to die. Everyone in town had heard stories ab
Past, Present and Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P1Past, Present and Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P115 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gritting your teeth you thrashed in Peter Pan's grip as he dragged you towards a portal he had created. He stopped before it and pulled you till you were face to face with him.
"Stay off my Island Pirate. Or I will kill you" Peter growled lowly before he pushed you into the portal. As soon as you hit the cold hard ground of whichever realm you were in, you felt dizzy. Pushing yourself to sit up you looked around and saw the area was extremely dull. Almost colorless. You stood up shakily and looked around the new realm confused and alarmed as you're brother was still on Neverland with Peter fucking Pan. Leaning against the nearest tree you saw a dusty road and glanced left and right. Shrugging 'why the hell not?' you began walking up the road hoping to get to a village. The last thing you expected was to almost get run over by a horse and carriage.
"Oi! What the bloody hell do ya think your doin mate?!" You demanded of the man holding the reigns while putting your hand over the hilt of
Odin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy'sOdin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy'sOdin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy's11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
In a dimly lit security room with a single fan running a gray wolf in a security guard outfit and a small orange kitten that went up to his knees dressed in only a security guard hat (specifically the wolf's hat) sat inside the security room with very bored looking expressions.
Calex: Why are we working here?
The wolf stared down at the kitten.
Odin: Do to the massive amounts of property damage in our last few cases we've been in the red for awhile, so we've had to pick up a part time job to make ends meet.
Calex: No idea how that happened.
Odin: So we'll be working at this pizza place for at least the next five nights. Should be pretty easy, just a night security job, no one here but us and the animatronics.
Calex: Those are like robots right?
Odin: I... Guess.
Calex: So they're going to try to kill us.
Odin: Don't be ridiculous they're just for entertaining children here look!
The wolf held up a tablet that was synced up with the
thought for the day I found a dead bee in a flower today where it had apparently died in the middle of working. And then I thought, I too am like that bee in a way.thought for the day20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Only it's not a flower.
It's the couch in the break room.
And I don't die.
I just cry really loudly and go limp.
ERB: Hulk Hogan vs DustyKattBeat:ERB: Hulk Hogan vs DustyKatt14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
The World's Manliest Brony has arrived!
Now watch me skin this washed up has-been alive!
I'll run you over with my Harley Davidson
To quote Senator Armstrong
DUSTY RHODES, YOU CHANGED A LOT DUDE!
Oh wait, no. You're that cyberfreak punk
THAT LOVES BEIN RUDE!
So you think you got the Funk?
Well I'm a Real American
Step on ya
Make ya go
Oh please, named after that old geezer?
I'd rather be slapped by a Wheezer
I'll gun you down like Luna
So hard that
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE MORE INJURIES THAN MICK
I'LL GIVE YOU A MOUTH FULL O' TICKS
THEN MAKE YOU SUCK BRUTUS BEEFCAKEE'S MASSIVE DICK!!!
How would you know the size of his dick?
Beat resumes back up.
TMNT 2 Families=1 Chapter 1: Waking UpLeo opened his eyes. He yawned and got up. He smiled at his scaly wife, Karai. He got out of bed and put his mask on. He walked out of his room and walked into his daughter's room. She shared her room with her cousin, Samantha, who was Donnie's daughter. Samantha wasn't in her bed. So she must be already up. Leo walked over to Hatsumi. Hatsumi was a light shade of blue like her mother. She had blue eyes like Leo and a silver and purplish shell like her father. She was pretty much a turtle, except for she had colors like Karai. Leo walked over to her. "Good morning.", he told her. She didn't answer. "Good MORNING.", he said a bit louder. She still didn't answer. He sat on the end of her bad and jiggled her. She didn't move. Now he knew she was just pretending. He looked at her for a minute. Then he got an idea. He sighed. "You made me do this.", he said sadly. He looked down at her toes that were sticking out from the covers. He lifted her foot up and began stroking it. He heard her gulTMNT 2 Families=1 Chapter 1: Waking Up16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This