Bedroom BlastContains: Male gas fetishism.Bedroom Blast5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Word Count: 2, 467 words
Featuring: Khali Coffman, Alex Rozner
Synopsis: Khali accidentally tunes into his rather odorous wereskunk heritage during a nightmare.
Note: Okay, I have to admit it, I cannot tolerate writing a fartfic without my big smelly jock for too long. He owns my heart. And my farts. Had this idea in my head for a few days and decided to finally write it up, just a wee thing in between bigger things; you know how it is. I think it's pretty cute, I can't get enough of Khali and Alex's relationship. I hope you enjoy it, as always!
Originally posted online on March 26th, 2015.
“—eugh… no, no, m’… m’
QM Tales: Drunken Surprise!For Queen Mary, drinking was a way to forget. All the bad memories, all the stresses she could just put away in a bottle and put the lid on them for the time being. Having served in a World War and her mate die, she had a lot of them. So when she drank, she drank a lot! She was just downing her fifth bottle of crude when she spotted a group of ships at the docks nearby, clearly having no desire to partake in the festivities.QM Tales: Drunken Surprise!5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Cowards." She thought. "They don't know what they're missing." She chugged back the last few drops before grabbing another bottle.
"You know you really shouldn't drink so much, Mary." Queen Elizabeth said as she approached.
"Well at least I can drink." Queen Mary replied with a snort.
"I like being pregnant. It's a curious, yet wonderful sensation and Intrepid will make a wonderful father." Queen Elizabeth said.
"Yes, and I'm very happy for you. But a male, well I doubt that will ever happen for me." Queen Mary sighed.
"You just have to look." Queen
Seepage “Alright buddy, since this is your first time I'm going to show you the ropes.” Said Jack. Matt nodded. This was Matt's first time on the job, although he wasn't exactly excited for it. Matt and Jack are plumbers, Jack's been unclogging drains and cleaning pipes for years, Matt just happened to be good with his hands and needed the money.Seepage7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Whatever, man.” Said Matt, sounding bored. Jack didn't seem to notice or care that Matt was bored, and knelt down under the sink in front of them. “Old pipes, some rust, lots of crap, definitely haven't been properly cleaned in years.” Said Jack, poking and prodding with his gloved fingers. “Our clients said it doesn't drain properly, so let's see what they mean.” Jack stood up and turned on the faucet. The sink filled up with water relatively quickly, but it wasn't draining as fast.
"Drain's clogged, I'm assuming. Let's see how long it takes to drain.