Raiders Of Danville Park - Part One“Running through a cave full of traps with two French-speaking inventors and a baby.” Perry said. “Maybe there really is something to the horoscope section of the newspaper.”Raiders Of Danville Park - Part One12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“The baby is heavy.” Phineas panted. “Perry, can you hold him for a moment?”
“Un moment.” Ferb said.
The baby giggled happily and began to chew on his sleeve.
“Keep running.” Perry said. “We’re almost out.”
“Perry, the baby’s weighing me down. I’m gonna toss him to you.”
“What the HECK, Phineas.” Perry chanced a look back and was terrified to see the boys were barely keeping ahead of the walls as they got closer and closer together. “Don’t THROW the baby!”
“I’m not gonna throw him.” Phineas said. “I’m just gonna toss him with enough force to get him over to you.”
“DO NOT. THROW. THE BABY.” Perry shouted. “Ferb, take
Peaceful IbisI spy with my little eye stated the Ibis on the marshes shore, a Hippo sunken in the Rivers floor.Peaceful Ibis15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
My what a gaping maw you have! What big teeth you have! You seem to have gotten some grass stuck in them from mucking the sludge of Eve. Were I Herodotus I might selflessly assist you. Yet your roaring hurts my ears, I am creature of quiet introspection. Hippo… Hippo… whatever shall you do? I will meander here on the shore and wait my friend for you to finish chewing your overworked cud and voicing heralds to the sun. It is high noon so I should rest here in the shade; under this grand leaf for a spell sleeping while you nourish your body on garden mire and unstick yourself from the deep clinging mud. When the rains come we will meet again and then might your mouth be cleanse. May then you have found your flow once more.
Love Patient Ibis
Isabella Gassy ShapiroIsabella was just walking around Danville when she saw something that caught her eye.Isabella Gassy Shapiro17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Isabella: What is that thing?
It is a machine that produces gas, and this could help Isabella out as she took the hose in her mouth and turned it on.
Isabella: Here goes.
She felt gassy of fat enter her body as her stomach fills up and inflates like a balloon, but she is not gaining weight.
Isabella: Getting there.
Her stomach kept getting bigger until it was the size of a beach ball.
She took the hose off and went off to challenge a few people of burping and farting.
Harmony Knight's HistoryIt is months before Harmony Knight is created. 3 brilliant minds (a pegasus, a unicorn & an Earth Pony) gather together to pool their resources into creating a weapon to defend Equestria. They intend to present it to the princess.Harmony Knight's History9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
HK's Creator (P): Our weapon should at least be the size of an Ursa Major.
HK's Creator (E): I say we give it the strength of a Minotaur & the Firepower of a dragon. What do you think Horn head?
HK's Creator (U): We should add the senses and flight of a griffon too.
So the 3 of them set to work. At first, the weapon is given the common quadrupedal design, but it instantly falls apart. The Unicorn then comes back from the human world with the design that determines it's shape.
HK's Creator (P): *talking into a tape recorder* According to my horned colleague's research, these upright apes were called "humans" & their machines were called "robots." Well, it looks like we'll be creating one of our own.
Later, their robot, named an Armorsuit, because it resembles
Reindeer Paws - Part FourteenPerry padded downstairs. He could hear the family’s voices from the living room.Reindeer Paws - Part Fourteen17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“…really is the best gift ever. I wonder how it got on our doorstep!” Linda was saying.
“The boys!” Candace said. “The boys invented this contraption that gives everyone…”
“Oh, the boys did this?” Linda said happily. “What a lovely gift, you two. Thank you so much.”
“You’re so welcome, mom!” Phineas said.
Perry waddled into the living room. The tree looked beautiful, even from the back, with Candace’s trapeze-artist-butt-platypus topper.
“Perry! You’re awake!” Phineas picked Perry up and hugged him. “Merry Christmas, buddy! Look what the Best Gift Ever is for you!”
Perry noticed Ferb was holding a coupon for a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
“Here you go, Perry.” Phineas handed Perry a small, round package.
Perry ripped the wrapping paper off with his teeth, rev