Pound for Pound [xWG, Slob]Chel had to wonder why the gods were so vehemently against her as she was dragged into the city. She could feel the leering eyes on her back as the guards forced her to pay for her most recent theft, knowing that the new chief of the city would not be pleased to hear this. Chel knew little of this new leader of their group as they had a change in power, and with it, some radical improvements. The only cost was a restricted lifestyle as this new head of the people was firm with enforcing his rules and judgment. As Chel stumbled up the steps, she knew full well that the older chief could not save her nor would anyone be willing to step to her defense to aid her; not with her track record of crimes and mischief in the city.Pound for Pound [xWG, Slob]3 days ago in Short Stories
"My Lord, we found her at it again!" The guard called into the chambers, tossing Chel in as she looked up in a panic. The chief was not easily seen, wearing robes and a cowl decorated to look like a jaguar. She didn't know what to make of it since she couldn't see his
GoT Chatroom 1 (Robb StarkXReader)GoT Chatroom 1 (Robb StarkXReader)1 week ago in Short Stories
(Y/n) has logged on
LadiesMan69 has logged on
CerseiLayer has logged on
(Y/n): Hey brother nice name.
CerseiLayer: Whoever did this will pay.
(Y/n): Has anyone seen Robb?
LadiesMan69: Kicked his ass in the tiltyard. He left in a huff.
(Y/n): You're so mean Theon.
CerseiLayer has logged off
FabulousStag has logged on
KingRobb has logged on
(Y/n): Robb what took you so long to get here?
KingRobb: Had to stop Bran from killing Arya over archery again.
FabulousStag: There can only be one King in this chatroom
BaratheonKing has logged on
(Y/n): Well now there's 3.
FabulousStag: Nothing to concern yourself with brother.
KingRobb: Renly still thinks he's King
(Y/n): Oh leave him alone. It's cute how he thinks he's all mighty when in actual fact he's just a wannabe king with boyish charm.
LadiesMan69: He doesn't speak much does he?
KingRobb: Father told me he mainly grunts or nods.
Hannah's Birthday Suit CelebrationHannah's Birthday Suit Celebration1 month ago in Short Stories
Today is the creator of Hannah's birthday as Hannah wanted to celebrate her creator's birthday with something special tonight. She was eager for the day to be the most fun she could ever have for her creator.
"Happy birthday to my creator," Hannah sang happily as she sung the birthday song. "I need to figure out what to make his day more fun."
Hannah then browsed the internet to check out the tracking number for her package. She saw it would come today and felt even more excited that it's coming to her house today.
"I am looking forward for my birthday balloon suit to come through," Hannah giggled. "I'll be the biggest party balloon ever for my master's party."
While waiting for her package to come, she killed time by playing Tales of Zestiria on her Playstation 4 as the hours ticked by like a clock. She continued to wait until a mail van pulled up to her mailbox as she watched through the window.
The mailman carried the box up towards her doorstep and rang the doorbell. Hannah hurried
The BratHelia stared at her iPhone Princess Plus. “I don’t believe it! Why isn’t Spatall’s answering? It’s me calling?”The Brat3 weeks ago in Short Stories
She sank back in the luxurious seat of the limousine. “Why didn’t they reserve me a parking place in front?”
“Perhaps they weren’t expecting you today, Miss,” the chauffer suggested.
“They should always expect me,” the débutante huffed. “How can Kayla Blake call herself a store manager? She should have put out some cones or something, just in case I might decide to drop in.”
“It’s a public street, so she can’t tell people not to park there.”
“That’s no excuse, Basalt.” Helia called Cedric by his last name, since it didn’t do to get too familiar with the servants. “When I go in there, I’ve a good mind to tell Kayla that I’m taking my business somewhere else,
Heather and the Human MermaidHeather and the Human Mermaid1 week ago in Short Stories
The ocean waters were eerily calm. Normally, you’d see all sorts of fish swim around during midday…but today was different. Today was rather slow, much to the annoyance of young water-lover Heather Divine.
“Mmmmmm…” Heather’s bored voice droned out of a noseful of bubbles. Not a single fish out today, she thought to herself. On days like this, Heather normally sat on top of her favorite rock formation and watched as the fishes passed by, but for some reason, the big blue was significantly less crowded today.
Heather pouted, letting a few more bubbles free and puffing her cheeks out a little moreso than usual. It feels like I’ve been down here for hours, she thought. She rolled up her sleeve and checked her watch…two minutes, thirty-nine seconds.
Welp, so much for this, she thought. I still have plenty of time, though…why not get something for Miss Joanna while I’m here? With that, she jumped off the
Harper Office Fatass 3: The SisterHarper just finished another hard day at the office. Now at 500 pounds, it was basically impossible for Harper to leave her wheelie chair. Using her chubby arms to thrust her hefty body up, Harper waddled over to the desk of Liz Calloway, who's desk was right at the Vending Machine. Now at 400 pounds, Liz was enjoying a bag of cool ranch Doritos at her desk while just finishing her work. "Liz want to hang out tonight? I have coupons for Popeyes." Liz heard her stomach growl when Harper said Popeye's. "Sure I'm free tonight." Liz said, following her fat friend after Harper bought a couple bags of cookies. Next, they went to Lily's desk. Lily, who was the newest worker after being dropped by Fox News, was one of the thinnest out of her co workers at 380 pounds. Lily had already gone to dinner buffet they supplied at the office, and got chicken fingers, buttered mashed potatoes, steak and 3 hamburgers. While being the thinnest, Lily seemed to be gaining the fastest. "Hey Lil, me andHarper Office Fatass 3: The Sister1 month ago in Short Stories
Two Brothers, One Family EDIT: Added a little more on the Gabriel tickling Cas bit cuz its just too darn cute!Two Brothers, One Family2 weeks ago in Short Stories
Warnings: Mentions of bullying, the feels TT____TT
“I’m coming to get you Cassie.” Those words, accompanied by a sly grin thrown in his direction, were enough to get the little angel running. He ran as fast as he could, not even hearing the greeting his older brother Joshua called to him as he sprinted past the garden.
It was just another beautiful day in heaven. The skies were clear, the sun shone down as it always did, casting the perfect amount of warmth onto the perfect paradise. The grass under Castiel’s bare f
RWBY: One Boring Afternoon (tickle story)A/N: Maybe I should stick to straight forward titles instead of the current title, because I'm not very creative with titles...don't judge me all the good ones have been taken. Anyway RWBY I fell in love with it after Death Battle introduced me to it, The third volume is out but I'm flat broke.RWBY: One Boring Afternoon (tickle story)1 month ago in Short Stories
One afternoon at Beacon, classes were over and team RWBY was sitting in their room wondering what to do with their spare time.
Well, Yang, Weiss, and Ruby were wondering what to do, Blake was reading one of her books.
"So... what do you guys wanna do?" Ruby asked breaking the silence.
"I don't know... but I'm soooo boooorrrrreeeeeddddd!!!" Yang said hanging upside down on her bed.
"Well what do you guys used to do when you were kids, being sisters and all." Weiss asked not knowing what to do for fun either.
Blake on the other hand is too enthrawled by her book that she ignored the conversation.
"Umm...!" Yang thought for a second and then got an idea.
Of Coles and Fishers, Chapter 11:03 AM, July 15, 2003Of Coles and Fishers, Chapter 11 week ago in Short Stories
"Uhhhh...." Michael Cole groaned as he rolled onto his side, trying to drone out the sounds of the voice in his ear. It was too late for talk and he was too tired.
"Miiiiike. Mike! Wake up, Mike!"
Cole groaned again, and proceeded to yank the covers closer to him, now annoyed at the voice.
The owner of the voice, however, expected this. Luke Fisher chuckled slightly as his younger cousin shifted and groaned, attempting to get out of what the three boys had planned to do since they had first heard about this trip.
See, the Cole-Fisher family wasn't exactly at home right now. Hell, their home wasn't even in the same state at the moment. The entire family had taken a week long trip up to Lake Ouachita in Arkansas for a bit of relaxation next to the lake's crystal blue waters.
So, Luke and Cole, as well as Luke's younger brother Will, had planned to sneak off sometime and go cliff diving without adult supervision, si
Japocalypse Now!“This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a ‘Kyaaaaaaaaa!’”Japocalypse Now!2 weeks ago in Short Stories
David leaned in his chair and peered carefully out his window, pulling the shade aside the slightest possible fraction. Dawn was just starting to insinuate its way into the sky. Not too much longer and the streets would be bustling with the activity of the morning commute. But for now, it was quiet. Safe. Sighing, he turned back to his computer—it was a small mercy that the end of the world had left the internet intact.
Remind me why I’m doing this again?
Because without more information, we’re just all going to get slowly picked off, and that’ll be that?
I meant this mission more sp
Gray Feather: Date NightGray Feather grinned, tapping her hoof happily as she stood on the subway train that was taking her back to her apartment. Today was good. It didn’t even matter that she’d had to stretch out another pair of her underwear and wear them wedged up her plot for another day of filming for her new role in the show (Blue Queen episode) (she’d become a secondary character thanks to the fanservice-y element of her getting wedgies). Why was today good? She’d called Shadow on the way home, and he’d, out of nowhere, asked her on a date.Gray Feather: Date Night1 month ago in Short Stories
Her elation didn’t really make sense until you considered the fact that she’d had a huge crush on him since they’d met back in college, and had been trying and failing to work up the nerve to ask him out herself. This was a dream come true. She did wonder what had inspired him to take such a move, only having expressed mild interest in her up until now, but it didn’t matter to her.
“Miss, your panties are
Kendall And Ultimate Spidey's Reaction To TTGANNOUNCER: Teen Titans Go! You're new favorite show! Everyday on Cartoon Network.Kendall And Ultimate Spidey's Reaction To TTG2 weeks ago in Short Stories
(the commercial ends)
The blonde and the webslinger both have disgusted and shocked looks at their faces.
KENDALL: (to Spidey) And they say YOUR show is bad.
KENDALL: But if I another TTG commercial, I will...
Another TTG commercial pops up.
ANNOUNCER: Teen Titans Go! Your new favorite--
How to have an hour long relationship. i.How to have an hour long relationship. 1 month ago in Short Stories
Sit down, buckle up, and take out the airplane's catalog. Leaf through it. There might be an interesting article about the science of traveling as a couple. Giggle to yourself.
When he sits down next to you don't look up, just edge your vision at the tip of your eye. Notice he is wearing pink shorts, wonder if years of experience warn about this sort of thing. Try not to want to go to the bathroom.
When he takes out a small, thin book to read take out your own. Thick, heavy and branded with "Stephen King". Smile to yourself when you feel his gaze look at you, with wonderment and shock. Then, wait for him to stop looking at you then steal a glance at his afternoon shadow.
Whatever you do, don't let your brother eat the sugared peaches.
Know that when you fail at that, it is your fault his trying to lick your arm. Be calm, decisive. I don't think he noticed.
Illuminati ConfirmedOnce upon a time…There was a butterflyman thing and he loved to ride the rainbows to narnia! :’d And the unicorn. One day, he jumped off of the rainbow to Narnia and fell to his not death 5 feet down. He just broke all of his wings and one of his antennI.And maybe a wing. oh wait I mentioned that. He was confronted by a magical tiny person wearing green and had a beard and smelled like potatoes. Butterfly man knew then that he was secretly a unicorn potato. The tiny person kicked the butterflyman in all of his knees and then cut open his esophagus and decided to live in it.The butterflyman thing was now a unhappy house.Illuminati Confirmed1 month ago in Short Stories
now, you see, this little green man had only been using his potato smell to cover up the fact that he was a parasite who controlled people in order to access all of their Apples, And stuffs. The way they take over is they eat their brains through their ears, and put a little man inside of the skull to control them and act all derpy and crap like
GegGeg is the kind of guy that would do something stupid. Shoving his hand down a drain, trying to drive over a driveway of ice cubes and butter, he’s done it all. The question isn’t, “has Geg done it,” at this point. It’s “How the heck is Geg still alive at this point?”Geg1 week ago in Short Stories
One day, Geg was working out to a Zumba CD when he had an idea. Now, I would normally say if it was a good idea or a bad idea at this point, but it goes without saying that, knowing Geg, it’s a bad idea.
Geg pulled off his sweatband and looked up, and he said this:
“All my life, everything I’ve done was absolutely foolish. Today, I’m going to change. I’m going to make amends. I’m not going to be Geg who screws things up, anymore! I’m going to put in my best, and I’m going to help others! I’m going to give my all!”
Geg went to the supermarket and bought a whole ton of food. He bought so much that it barely could fit in his
Kirby's Return to Dreamland ReviewKirby's Return to Dreamland Review1 week ago in Short Stories
Kirby's Return to Dreamland is a no-holds-barred second Kirby platformer on console since Kirby 64. It's planned to be released for the Gamecube with 3 enemy-turned-helpers for multiplayer instead of King DeDeDe, Meta Knight and Bandana Waddle Dee, but was scrapped for unknown reasons. Many years after since the Wii was released and the Gamecube departed, HAL Laboratory tried it again, but they wanna make a Kirby game more action-y than the last ones. Yes, they've added super abilities, a new way to bring the pain in the Kirby universe. Because of this, it's rated E10+! The game was kinda darker than Kirby 64 and was praised because of the soundtrack, the gameplay and the atmosphere on the levels. If only Nintendo wouldn't throw away the giant King DeDeDe robot boss that was seen on the GameCube trailer...
Cactus Field General Task part 2 (Traps)More later on the dusk, Diego was sitting near a little forest of cactus near the extern perimeter of cactus field digging, preparing a trap, then try to arming it, carefully start to pass one of the string in the trigger, when finish was starting to start another one when some laugh come from more ahead, some mon that were patrolling was laughing to a Hoothoot with a red band on her leg that just make a joke to a skorupi with an orange vest who was trying to arming a trap, a Drowser with a pink hat was yelling at the little owl, while a Castform was looking if the purple scorpion was right, Diego chuckle a bit to the funny but dangerous situation then walk to another spot and start to dig the hole for the trap.Cactus Field General Task part 2 (Traps)1 day ago in Short Stories
After a while of preparing and arming the traps he returns to the camp looking for flint to tell him that the work has been done, when he finds it and inform flint offer him some object, a bomb, a knuckles with spike and an odd lantern-like thing. Diego pick the Knu
Zeitumstellung?"Meine Uhr geht immer richtig!",Zeitumstellung?1 month ago in Short Stories
stellte er energisch fest.
"Wenn, dann tickt die Welt falsch."
Penny's big impressionPenny Fitzgerald had just went outside, awaiting Gumball Watterson and his family from yet another misadventure out of home.Penny's big impression1 week ago in Short Stories
Penny: If I'm going to give Gumball a welcome back present...
Penny got out a helium tank.
Penny: ...then it's a present he's gonna get.
Penny hooked one end of the hose to the tank.
Penny: Now where is he?
Suddenly, the Watterson's wagon pulled to the driveway of the Watterson's home.
Nicole: I don't know why you had eat all those pies, Richard!
Richard: Hey, I can't help it! They wanted to be eaten! The sign says "All you can eat"!
Nicole: Yeah, but you didn't have to eat them all!
Richard: Well, how else was I supposed to stop the car burglar?
Anais: I could've helped.
Gumball: Are you crazy? You would have been done for!
Darwin: Which sucks by the way. When you die, you can't play video games, you can't eat anything, you can't see your friends, you can't do anything at all! Why can't we do what we want after we die?!
Nicole: Why do I ask?
Penny saw the family
The Boys on the BoatDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.The Boys on the Boat1 week ago in Short Stories
The vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean stretched from horizon to horizon. The sun shined down from the cloudless sky, warming the waters that were now choppy from a brisk sea breeze. In the midst of this expanse of water, a small yacht cut a path through the sea. Her sails were up and full of wind. The white painted vessel skimmed along like a bird, with foam gurgling at her bow as she sliced speedily through the water. One could see her name painted along the side of the vessel: Sprite.
On the deck of the Sprite three sun tanned boys frolicked. There were two boys who were clearly brothers, each a blonde headed lad with a beaming smile. The older brother was named Eddie and he was thirteen years old.
Lies Lies and More Lies!This is for :iconpokemontownship:Lies Lies and More Lies!3 weeks ago in Short Stories
Cool crisp air brushed up against Akira's face as she sat with her back to a Nanab berry tree as if she were waiting for something. The sun shined brightly as it sat high in the clear sky, not a cloud in sight. "This is taking longer than usual..." Akira sighed, sitting there calmly. Just then, Archimicarus trotted towards her with a mouth full of colorful envelopes. Like all the other times he'd gone to town to retrieve her mail, Archimicarus returned with a few scratched here and there. However, this time was different. He'd gone into town and got into a small dispute with a Delibird that was determined to give Akira's mail to her instead, as it was his job. Most likely, that same Delibird was probably searching for Archimicarus at this very moment after he stole from it.
"Oh, so many this time! Thank you Archi-poo." Akira said, reaching for the pile of paper in his mouth. However, he swiftl
[PKMN-DW] Flour GirlNoire glanced around the city as she walked along, and she wondered why every shop that she'd entered so far lacked the necessary ingredients that she needed for baking. Flour was an essential for baking, and she was disappointed with the fact that she couldn't seem to find any in the shops. Her basket was filled to the brim with every ingredient but flour. As she strode through the streets, she would occasionally pause by the shops and peek in, as if she was hoping to find one that happened to sell flour. Unfortunately, she was met with the same answer over and over.[PKMN-DW] Flour Girl6 days ago in Short Stories
"What sort of shop runs out of flour so early in the morning?" Noire asked herself with a small frown as she walked.
She kept walking for a little while longer before she began to wonder if she ought to just head on home since she couldn't seem to be able to find any flour. With a soft sigh, she began to turn around, only to be met with a rather odd sight. Situated beneath a tree was a Delibird, though it
False AlarmFalse Alarm6 days ago in Short Stories
"Hey dudes, which one of you wants to help me drag this body?" Dylan smacked his gum after delivering the nonchalant question. Leaning against him was Veronica, who was half-hauled and half-hoisted every time he inched forward. One of her arms had been clinging onto his shoulders while the other struck limp, dangling with every motion. Her frizzy head of blonde hair draped across his back like a furry cape.
With a frantic hand indicating her, Sergio's eyes bulged from his sockets. "What-"
"The fuck!" Chelsea exploded, her mouth agape. Her eyebrows shot up her forehead. "I know Veronica's annoying sometimes, but you didn't have to go drug her!"
"Dylan, we may get along, but I will not go to prison with you!" Sergio exclaimed, gesturing to him with a flare of panic.
Dylan quickly surrendered his free arm up, the arm that wasn't keeping Veronica from collapsing. "Whoa, whoa! Man, hold up just a damn minute! Why on earth would you guy