Drunk (JacksepticeyeXReaderXMarkiplier)Drunk (JacksepticeyeXReaderXMarkiplier)2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you left your apartment to do some shopping you expected to come home, have a beer and play some video games with your friends for the evening. Not to come home to empty bottles of beer and a few empty glass bottles of other various alcohols.
"Sean? Mark? What the hell did you oh my god" You stared before you walked into your bedroom. Jack and Mark's clothes were scattered on the floor carelessly and Jack was leaning against the wall wearing one of your bras and a pair of silk lacy black panties over his boxers. He was attempting to do a seductive smirk and wink but actually looked kinda constipated and was blinking slowly.
"Why hello there Miss (Youtuber name)" He purred, his Irish accent huskier. Before you could react or reply you were hugged from behind and pulled back into a firm yet naked chest.
"Mark....Please tell me you're wearing clothes" You begged closing your eyes.
"I'm wearing sexy clothes" Mark's deep voice replied. You squirmed free of his grip and turned only for
Happy Easter! (Avengers X Reader)"So let me get this straight," Steve said as he followed Tony out of the lab and into the kitchen. Tony poured himself a glass of scotch from the bar and offered some to him. He waved his hand, declining. "You're hosting an Easter-egg hunt at the local park?"Happy Easter! (Avengers X Reader)3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tony tossed the drink back and licked his lips. "Yup."
Steve looked at him hoping for further explanation but he merely shrugged. "Why?"
"Um, because I want to. That a good enough answer?"
"No, not really."
"Well, it'll have to satisfy you because its the only answer I'm giving."
Steve mentally rolled his eyes. "Okay, who is she?"
Tony gave him a sly smile and clapped a hand on his shoulder. "Look who's catching up. Her name is (name) (last name). She teaches third grade at the school that's coming tomorrow for the hunt."
He brushed off Tony's hand and crossed his arms. "(name)?"
"Yeah, you know her?"
"Sort of. I met her at the museum in DC. She was getting information about World War II for her class. She's nice." Steve sa
Jeff the Killer x Reader - Not Gay!! -ONESHOT-''Peaceful'' is hardly an adjective you'd use for Slender Mansion. ''Douce'' yes, sometimes. But definitely not ''peaceful''. For one, there are a lot of people living here, which you've certainly heard of, so I have no intention counting them down.Jeff the Killer x Reader - Not Gay!! -ONESHOT-1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
One of them, a certain pale teen with messy tousled longish black hair, was just lying on the couch, reading a random book — or was it random?
„What have we here?“ the book disappeared out of the male's hands in incomprehensible speed, leaving him puzzled for a moment as a good looking (h/c) haired female dressed in denim shorts and loose black t-shirt passed him by and made a few more steps away from the couch so she could have a better look of the book content without being distracted.
„What the—(F/n)!“ the elder male threw his hands in the air, his eyes wide in irritation.
„Well, well, well“, (F/n)'s mouth tugged into a sadistic grin and her brows creased viciously. „I didn't know you
The PackagePFFFRRRPPTThe Package2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Enjoying that Tommy.” The Goddess of Growth said half heartily. She sat on her Tommy-Throne succumbing to the shear boredom a Goddess faces when she only has one to slave to abuse. As both Tommy-Throne and the Goddess found out there are only so many times you can sit on a throne farting before it gets tired.
“Oh, I know what I'll do. You can take a trip down to Earth maybe see some old friends.” The Goddess's voice suddenly beamed with enthusiasm as she got up and poked her Tommy-Throne right in his cushiony face. Everything went black.
Tommy was soon regaining his sight, though once it fully did he found himself to again be staring at darkness. He could move nothing as often was the case when the Goddess transformed him but Tommy could still feel his surroundings, which he correctly guessed to be cardboard. He heard footsteps advancing near him until his cardboard prison was lifted into the air. The person who was lifting read aloud whatever was on
CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios- They ask you outCreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios- They ask you out3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been eight months after Jay had left and you appeared content with life. And although you did miss the curious brunet every so often, you didn’t let your mind wander to the thought of your so-called friend very often and preoccupied it by the thought of a German accented ‘monster’ with white skin, a black suit and who towered a few feet over your small form.
After you had been abandoned, Slenderman seemed to deem himself as your ‘protector’, if you could call him that. At first, you didn’t seem to notice his presence around the house and thought the events before had been a dream until you were met by the site of an ugly bruise slapped across your cheek, and then came the constant losing of items that could harm you, mostly the butcher knives in the kitchen and the scissors in the small office across from your bedroom. You had been continuously waking at 2 or 3 in the morning to the sensation of being watched, and after the fourth
Portal: Coming out of her Chell ( Part one)Portal: Coming out of her Chell ( Part one)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
There are many events in human history. In just 100 years, The age of industry has grown and expanded in ways our forefathers had only dreamed possible.
Innovators and thinkers, The brightest minds of a generation.
They brought things like Alternating current, the light bulb, Radio, Television, Automobiles.
So much more that we take for granted. But then there are those who have wild, inane ideas. Such as mixing mantis DNA with humans, Exposing the sapient species to all manner of disturbing experiments. And from this madness. One or two good ideas might spring forth. While the tales of the great minds might make a good book.
It is the insanity of the proud, The rich, Those men that think they can work outside the law.
Those of society and of physics. Before us dear readers is the continued log of Aperture Science. Of the machine with a sick sense of humor and possibly a soul.
And of the human that brought forth this anomaly.
I Love (Hate) My Little Brother"Great, this is just great," Amelia muttered to herself. She couldn't believe that her parents forced her to take care of her bratty brother, Nathan. Nathan was always the favorite of her parents, even though they never admitted it. Nathan would always get what he wanted no questions asked, but Amelia's requests were always denied. Not only did his parents prefer him over their older daughter, but he also felt that he was entitled to have anything that belonged to her. He would steal snacks from her room, and he would publicly read her diary to others. The final straw for her was when he told her classmate, Aaron, that she wrote several vivid stories about him. Aaron was disgusted with her when he found that out, and he dumped her. Amelia hated Nathan even more after this, and she dreamed of getting him out of her life.I Love (Hate) My Little Brother3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nathan was busy playing his video games that evening, and he soon found that he was getting famished. Remembering that Amelia kept a box of sweets in her room, he decid
Xion Vs Namine. Soda Bloat Contest.It was a sunny day in Twilight Town. In the middle of the town, Roxas had set up a small mobile white cartXion Vs Namine. Soda Bloat Contest.1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
with a table and four chairs. "This is the right spot isn't it?" Roxas said to himself. "Roxas!" A voice
called to him. From the distance he saw Namine waving and running towards him. Roxas waved back, just as a
corridor of darkness portal opened right in front of him. Xion jumped out of it.
"Roxas, there you are." Xion said, just as Namine caught up with them. The two Kairis looked at each other
with unfriendly eyes. "What is she doing here?" They both said. "You both are just in time. Welcome to the
grand opening of the Roxas Soda Cart!" Roxas announced. "The what?" The girls turned their attention to him.
"Xigbar set it up for me. This Soda Cart is a point system. Each time a bottle of soda is drank from here
the cart gets a point. After reaching 100 points I can trade it in for my dream." Roxas said.
"What's your dream?" Xion and Namine asked. "My very own Sea Salt Ice Cream M
Knotty Damsel Who Cried WolfOnce upon a time there was a pretty shepherdess named Boacha who was busy watching her sheep. Well, I say that’s what she was busy doing, but really, she was playing Infuriated Iguanas on her Genius Phone.Knotty Damsel Who Cried Wolf1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Bang! Pow! Crash!” she exclaimed, watching with delight as she catapulted another iguana to knock down the chimpanzees’ fortress.
She glanced from the screen to her sheep, wondering if they were doing anything exciting, but, being sheep, they weren’t, unless you counted nibbling on the tender green grass blades of spring exciting, which Boacha didn’t.
“Stupid sheep,” she said, wondering why she’d agreed to work on her grandfather’s sheep farm instead of improving herself by signing up for a few classes at a local university. “If only they would DO something.”
She thought of her boyfriend, Tom. He had he told her he would be very busy that morning on his farm, and not to call him unl
Kayln's Pollen AllergyKayln Rose is a brave but timid cleric knight of Eclian. Her goal is to be the best nurse and save many people's lives.Kayln's Pollen Allergy4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today, Kayln is on a break from her mission for today. She went out of the castle and to the flower fields.
"It's so good to take a day off for today," Kayln sighed. "My work is never done."
She walked around the flower fields and found a perfect spot to lie down at. She lied on her back and looked up at the sky being covered with the flowers nearby her.
"I wish the flowers could have extra powers," Kayln said wishing she had company. "I would talk to them for hours."
As soon Kayln felt refreshed in her surrounding, she decided to take a short nap as she closed her eyes and off to sleep she went.
While she continued to sleep, the pollen around her began to gather up as it caught up to her. The pollen then flowed up into the sleeping pink-haired knight's nose as she let out a sneeze and suddenly began to inflate like a balloon.
"What?" Kayln said waking up from her sho
Bedroom BlastContains: Male gas fetishism.Bedroom Blast1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Word Count: 2, 467 words
Featuring: Khali Coffman, Alex Rozner
Synopsis: Khali accidentally tunes into his rather odorous wereskunk heritage during a nightmare.
Note: Okay, I have to admit it, I cannot tolerate writing a fartfic without my big smelly jock for too long. He owns my heart. And my farts. Had this idea in my head for a few days and decided to finally write it up, just a wee thing in between bigger things; you know how it is. I think it's pretty cute, I can't get enough of Khali and Alex's relationship. I hope you enjoy it, as always!
Originally posted online on March 26th, 2015.
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Counselling (SauronXReader)Counselling (SauronXReader) 3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Letting out an annoyed sigh you folded your arms over your chest and leant back in your seat refusing to look at the man you had the misfortune of marrying. In the chair next to yours Sauron was glaring at the councilor behind his helmet while his hands were resting on the arms of the chair.
"This is pointless" Sauron growled to himself.
"It's not pointless" You replied still refusing to look at him.
"So (Y/n) why dont you start?" The councilor said looking to you.
"Oh where do I start? All he talks about is his job! And that one damn ring! Not to mention talking about taking over Middle Earth! It's just 'We have an army of orcs, soon we can recover my ring'. He cares more about the ring than he does our marriage!" You replied.
"The ring is for the greater good woman cant you understand that?!" Sauron snapped causing you to look at him.
"No I cannot understand! Does our marriage mean nothing to you Sauron?! What about Sauron Jr?!" You snapped back as the councilor looked between you bo
Transfiguration (Young!Barty Crouch JrXReader)The day started out as normal as any day at Hogwarts could get. You had plans to hang out with Narcissa and Bellatrix Black seeing as they were your dorm-mates and had concurred you spent to much time with Lucius, Evan and Regulus. But you had been dragged off by Lucius to help him with a transfiguration spell which he wanted to try on a student. Unfortunately that student happened to be your boyfriend Barty and you knew nothing you said would convince Lucius to do the spell on your twin brother James whom you did not get along with.Transfiguration (Young!Barty Crouch JrXReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It will be fine (Y/n). What will possibly go wrong?" Lucius had reassured you. Unlucky for you everything went wrong. Barty was transfigured into a scruffy brown ferret and had chosen you to take his revenge on. Now you were standing outside jumping, squirming and shrieking trying to get Barty out of your robes after he decided to exact his revenge. Anyone who saw thought you were crazy or under a spell due to Lucius pointing his wand at you,
Day Off (Clint X Reader + Avengers)It was a rare day off for The Avengers, and most likely the only one they were going to get for a long time. Other than visiting the kitchen for breakfast earlier that morning you all stayed in your rooms, enjoying the lazy occasion. And since you were a part of the team it was your day off too, but being the busybody that you were, you hated staying inside doing nothing. So you decided to wander around the formerly named Stark Tower, now known as the Avengers Tower, and see what everyone was up to. Just because there weren't any missions to attend to didn't mean you had to stay in bed all day and watch TV. You believed that when things got boring it was up to you to make them interesting. Besides, you had to admit you were extremely curious to see what your fellow teammates did on their time off.Day Off (Clint X Reader + Avengers)1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pried off the grate on the air vent above your desk and climbed in. It was dark and kind of dusty, but you had a mini flashlight in your pocket and your clothes could stand up to little d
A No Word StoryAB, AB, C D B; U C D B AB?A No Word Story1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
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It Has Begun...It Has Begun...1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: ** new audio here: https://soundcloud.com/tom-woodliff/breaking-news-update-peace
Elwood T. Bug IX here
My predecessor, known to you as Elwood T. Bug VIII, Supreme Ruler of the realm of Bugdom, recently suffered a rather ignominious end. He was on his way to a peace luncheon hosted by a negotiator from humanity named Diane Champagne (from a certain ethnic Canadian neighborhood) when he met up with, well, a windshield, to be frank. Nevertheless, I was available to complete the mission and as of 2pm this afternoon we were able to reach an agreement to end this miserable war! Millions of casualties on both sides bear testimony to the scars left upon our collective consciences that will haunt us in the battle's wake (see photo below). As part of the negotiated agreement, bugs will no longer be squished, stepped on, sprayed, dipped in chocolate, called nasty names, screeched at, etc. etc. etc
ConfidenceThere is a certain breed of man I am allergic to, in fact my face breaks out in hives if one is near – and if this embarrassing, lumpy, itchy condition isn’t enough to deal with, I find that random, hidden parts of my anatomy either swell up or shrivel (not sure which is worse) and then my legs become twitchy. I become an anaphylactic mess or variations thereof.Confidence1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Problem is, there is a man on the other side of the gym looking at me and he is of the breed I have just described.
I often ask myself why I am such a wimp but can’t bring myself to answer my own question. Mum and Dad had called me the runt of the litter – five brothers and one sister, all confident, rather hefty beings, whilst I had the body of a skinned rabbit and possibly half the confidence of one. Mum always said that I would grow into a fine handsome lad with broad shoulders but I didn’t. When I reached twenty-one, I had the face of a weasel, atop the same body I’d had when young and in
Knouge: Ticklish Love storyIn the darkest night, Rouge the Bat traveled through the edges of the forests on Angel Island as she approached her target. This time she was really going to capture it. Working her way through the dense undergrowth, she slowly crawled up the stone altar being wary of any sign of Knuckles. Step by step she crawled up until she was eye to eye with the giant green emerald she had always wanted. She reached out and…Knouge: Ticklish Love story6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
She woke up ten minutes later only to be blindfolded and tied to a chair with her feet tied down on a stool. “What the hell is going on”, she yelled out. “Hello, Rouge”, came a familiar voice. “Knuckles”, she sighed, “Points for effort but now can you let me out of here?” Knuckles smirked evilly, “Oh, no, you are going through a worse punishment than ever.” She suddenly felt her boots being slowly slid off her feet leaving her tan soles exposed. “Oh crap”, she exclaimed, “Please not
Tammy And The Birthday BoyDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.Tammy And The Birthday Boy1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nathan sat upon the couch, patiently awaiting his visit. The blonde headed twelve year old had an appointment. The person he was meeting was his old babysitter, Tammy. Tammy was going to give her one of her famous "Tammy Tortures" as a gift celebrating his recent birthday. As the boy waited, he could feel the excitement building within the pit of his stomach. A visit from Tammy was always nothing less than exciting, her famous tickles being legendary white knuckle rides that had the occupant teetering on the razor edge of sanity. Tammy would be there soon to deliver such a ride to him, and he couldn't wait.
The doorbell rang and Nathan popped up from his seat upon the couch. He opened the door and there wa
The Cake NinjaThere is a legend spoken only in whispers in the shadows of the Pastry Kingdom. They tell of an incredibly talented, and deadly assassin known only as the Cake Ninja. No one knows the true identity of this legendary assassin, but speculations have been made. Some say that he's a fierce warrior, seeking to avenge of his fallen kingdom, while others believe that he's a simple mercenary, becoming wealthy by assassinating many high-profile targets. Some say that the Cake Ninja is a fair and slender maiden, as beautiful as she is deadly, while still few say that he isn't even a resident of the Pastry Kingdom at all, but a fierce creature from another dimension... Whatever the case, the facts are still the same. The Cake Ninja is truly as stealthy as ninjas can be, and the only evidence of her handiwork is crumbs from the victims.The Cake Ninja3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
However, the Cake Ninja's true identity is no mystery to me. The Cake Ninja is indeed a human maiden among the cake-kind, but while she is indeed fair and beautifu
Atomic Wedgie 1Erika didn´t think it twice. She silenlty walked behind Sandra and moved her hands next to the goth’s butt. Three, two, one...Atomic Wedgie 13 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
“WHA?!” gasped Sandra, feeling her underwear being yanked up in the air. She felt the elastic piece of cloth getting even deeper into her ass, as it was pulled up by the mysterious attacker “Owowowo!”
“Haha, how do you like the wedgie, bitch?” taunted Erika, getting Sandra’s underwear up her shoulders. Now she could see that the other goth was wearing what looked like purple granny panties with black stripes “You must love old lady underwear, you wear nothing but it! Still, with that big ass of yours I kind of understand why!”
“Ugh!” moaned Sandra “I will kill you, you bitch!”
“Big butt, small brain” laughed Erika as she began giving Sandra a bouncing wedgie “You are in no position to look tough!”
Sandra bit her black lips and moaned as her whole bod
Babysitting the Babysitter! (Part 1)Friday evening had arrived, and Kristy and Kathy couldn't be more excited! Cartoon marathons promised hours of havin' their little eyes firmly attached to the TV; but they'd keep their imaginations safe from The Box by playing with their toys too, until they couldn't take any more fun. At their age and with their enthusiasm, they'd have energy to play around for long...Maybe even past their bedtime!Babysitting the Babysitter! (Part 1)1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Not only that, but vacation time was finally here; mommy and daddy would be more permissive with the hour at which the girls had to abandon awake diversions, and settle for what their little minds conjured within their dreams. The Morgans couldn’t be more thankful to have such adorable little twins, and joined their fun whenever possible, playing tea, horsey, jumping the rope… pretty much anything the gals wanted. The family was close as could be. With no school to bother with for weeks, surely plenty of playtime with their parents awaited the eager girlies!
But how could have t
Hiccup and DownA lot of things have gone by since the time I helped the Lasti sisters and their sleep puffing problem. My class has been going well and the professor is great. I also met with a person named Tim. He's known as the "Toony Teen" because of his cartoonish abilities. Unlike the Lasti sisters, he was just a normal human who became a cartoon after an accident. We had a lot of fun watching funny videos and getting to know one another. I look forward to meeting him again.Hiccup and Down1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a cool Monday morning at my home and everyone was waking up. After we finished taking our showers, getting dressed, and feeding the dogs, my parents were on their way to work. Meanwhile, my brother and I were relaxing a little before we headed for our classes. During that time, I decided to go on the college's website to see if there were any emails. To my surprise, there was an email from my professor stating that class is cancelled for the day!
Mast AppealConstance struggled against the thick ropes, but it was a token effort, really. She’d been captured by more pirates than she could remember, but the results were always the same. They tied her to the mast, and her fiancé Reginald sorted them out and cut her free.Mast Appeal2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yes, here he came, just as she knew he would. “Taste my steel, dogs!” Reginald jumped aboard the Vermillion Princess. His rapier flashed, scattering the pirates before him.
Constance cheered him on, although it’s hard to make much noise when a cloth gag fills and covers one’s mouth. Still, she gave it her best effort, wanting Reginald to know she was behind him!
“Ha! That’s cleared them out!” Reginald said, sheathing his sword.
Constance’s eyes opened wide with alarm. Sniggles, the First Mate, was creeping up behind Reginald! She screamed in alarm, trying to alert him to his danger!
“Nothing to fear now