I am dog!I leap up onto the couch, watching the dust jump and dance in the sunlight leaking through the blinds. I circle three times on my favorite cushion (nah, four times, just to be safe) before curling up in a little ball, haunches nearly grazing my muzzle. My eyelids are heavy as I sigh deeply, completely bathed in warmth and comfort and...sl...ee...p…I am dog!2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Intruder! Intruder! Oh my goodness, my shining moment has arrived! Loud barks erupt from my throat as I stand suddenly, the fur on my back rising tall along my spine. I growl and snap my jaw ferociously, snarling loudly. I am...intimidation! I am pure predator! I am dog!
I scratch and claw at the blinds with a fervor unprecedented. Show yourself, intruder! I hear a loud crash and everything goes dark. I back up and fall off of the couch in a panic, whimpering and trembling. The blinds slide off of my back, mangled and defeated. Master’s not gonna be hap
Hat Tipping (BlackSpyXReaderXWhiteSpy) OneShotHat Tipping (BlackSpyXReaderXWhiteSpy) OneShot2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
(F/N), better known as Gray, was perched above the city streets of MAD watching two spies duel it out. Who were these fighting men? Well there real names, much like (F/N)'s, were only known by a select few, but the majority of the world knew them as Black and White. The two had been enemies since the beginning, working for rival companies was the first issue, the second was there personalities. They were like night and day, white was much more rash and tended to think before acting. He was a gentleman when need be, always taking the extra step to look good in front of others. He took his job seriously taking time to arrange out every detail. Black was stubborn and never put any thought into what he did. His scene of humor laid in dirty jokes and the harm of others. He was the kind of man that would open a door, walk through it, and then slam it shut on who ever was behind him, all for a good laugh.
(F/N) was perhaps a mixture of both Black and W
Beauty and the PestThere was this rich bloke who was very lucky: he had three beautiful daughters, a handsome son, a big house in Leeds and a cupboard full of pumpkins. But then one day, on a Friday the 13th of something, he lost everything. His house caught fire and burned to the ground, his son ran off to join the Foreign Legion and all the pumpkins went sour. However, the man was an optimist (Twit!) and thought that he could always trade one of his daughters for new pumpkins, (probably get at least three for the eldest daughter) and he could live in the garden shed until his house was rebuilt. True, his son had gone and was not likely to come back, but he still had his three daughters – at least for a while until a pumpkin deal had been negotiated. Two of them were always miserable and moaning anyway, so one going might be a blessing, but Beauty, the youngest daughter was cheerful and had tried her best to comfort her father, who loved her dearly. No way would he ever traBeauty and the Pest5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Naptime"Mordecai?" Rigby opened the door to his and the bluejay's bedroom. "Have you seen the kids? I can't..." He paused, going quiet at the scene before him.Naptime1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was his partner, lying on their bed and with him were the two little racoons; Mortimer cuddled against his father's chest, while Robin lay next to her brother with her arms wrapped around him, as Mordecai had both his arms around the children. All three of them were asleep. Rigby had to smile at this cute little moment, taking the blanket and slowly pulling it over the sleeping trio. He had leaned in to gently peck the bluejay's cheek...
The racoon almost pulled away startled as the others' eyes fluttered open. "Sorry, dude. Didn't want to wake you or the kids..."
"It's cool. You know they're both heavy sleepers..." He huggled both Robin and Mortimer closer to him, trying not to disturb their slumber.
"And you've had a long day too, working and all that..." Rigby then gave Mordecai the peck
Hot Picking (oneshot)The morning had been a long and sweltering day off work. Everybody was trying to keep cool in the base. Scout and Soldier were fighting over the last of the ice in the freezer, while the rest kept their shirts off. Sniper sat near a fan pointed at him. The flickering lights were threatening a brown out. If they could just keep things together for a bit longer, they would be just fine. Maybe go out to town and find the public pool. The ironicness of everything was that nobody had seen the Spy all morning long. Where was that French tart anyways?Hot Picking (oneshot)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm back my friends." The Spy said bursting through the front door.
The Sniper looked around wondering who the Hell he'd been talking to. Was he talking to one of them? "Who the Hell're you talking to?
"Oh, hardy har har. You're a comic genius." The Spy rolled his eyes. The Sniper gave a victious smirk. "Per'aps zhees weell keep your jokes off zhee subject of me?" He held up a little book It was a faded beige color. On it was an old photograph
Kagura Medo- Academy Exam 2The students were shocked; what kind of exam was this? Sure, a mental obstacle course would require no physical activity, and this proctor had already said all that was necessary.Kagura Medo- Academy Exam 23 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kagura sat there, amazed at the speed the jounin was able to solve the cube; she pondered how long it would take to achieve that level of skill. Her fastest time was eleven minutes, even with a guide in hand. But after her awe left, she began to hang on his words.
“I didn’t say you had to solve it, don’t get ahead of yourself now.”
Clearly, this meant that he didn’t expect the students to be able to solve the puzzle. Let’s think… this means that we’re supposed to find the solution, not solve it. I’m sure I can solve it myself, but maybe not on time. The solution has to be here somewhere…
“The course starts and ends in the classroom.”
We don’t have to leave, but this could also mean we can leave. I know the library has a guide
Hannah's Fun Beach DayHannah's Fun Beach Day3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today is the perfect day in the middle of summer for Hannah to go out to the beach. Going to the beach is one of the best activities anyone can hang out at when the season calls for summer.
Hannah packed up some of her gear for the beach including a sandcastle kit, a beach towel, a beach umbrella and a suntan lotion.
"Beach, here I come," she said as she got into her white Hyundai Veloster and took a leisure drive all the way from the town to the beach.
During her road travel, she jammed to some of her favorite bands like Blind Melon, Paramore, Sublime and many others that are too much to list at the moment.
"Boy," Hannah said as she looked at the crowded traffic on the road driving by like everyone's getting ready to visit the beach. "I'm guessing the beach is everyone's favorite place for a time like this," she added.
Hannah drove through all the traffic and eventually arrived at the beach. Before she could get into a good parking spot, she did a parallel parking and parked her car b
Until It's Gone - Part One“Perry the platypus has been gone for days.” Doofenshmirtz stared glumly out the window. Raindrops were pelting the glass. “I hope this doesn’t become like a regular thing with him or anything. It’s actually very rude of him. I’m always right here, every single day, ready to go, and he can’t even bother to show up.”Until It's Gone - Part One5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Oookay, dad.” Vanessa put in her headphones and started for the door. “You have fun ranting to yourself. I’m going out.”
“Out where?” Doofenshmirtz asked, turning away from the window.
“Out like on a date? You’ve got that face on again. The I’m-going-on-a-date-and-you’d-better-not-ask-me-about-it face. I’d know that face anywhere. It’s not my favorite one of your faces, though. I like the you-aren’t-actually-that-annoying face. I’d say the face you’re using right now is my like, twenty-third choice.”
Still my brother“Tell Hunter I said bye okay Colton?!” Asher smiled up at his big brotherStill my brother2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Colton chuckled and patted his head, “Alright I got you Ash”
Asher smiled and ran out the door with Robbie close on his heals. Colton sighed and made breakfast placing it on the table, he then looked at the time and had to get to school, be grab a pot. He walked over to Hunter's door and banged it on his door.
“WHAT THE FUCK COLTON!?” Hunter yelled from behind the door
“I'm leaving for school!!lock the door if you leave!” Colton yelled
Hunter groaned and he heard Colton leave. He got up and walked into the kitchen, he looked on the table, there was a plate of food. There was a note with it from Colton that said: Cause I know you won't make anything cause your a lazy ass bum. Your welcome FuckFace. Colton.
Hunter rolled his eyes and tossed the note, eating the breakfast Colton had left out for him, he thought for a moment, he pulled out his phone and text Colton: I c
RWBY- Form A Line, Please!RWBY- Form A Line, Please!RWBY- Form A Line, Please!2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part sixty-one of my RWBY series "Pollination: The Bumblebee and White Rose".
Glynda Goodwitch must handle all sorts of requests. Saucy hilarity ensues.
I was once a huntress. I still am, technically; but now, instead of dealing with world-ending threats of Grimm, I get to deal with these kids. Scrolling through my free-mail, I take in all of the requests, thanks, complaints, and questions. “Where’s the library?” It’s in the syllabus. “When’s class?” It’s in the syllabus. “Why did we take an exam over this junk?” It’s in the syllabus. “Where can I get a copy of the syllabus?” It’s in the syllabus.
As my office door creaks open, I observe a tanned girl with green hair peaking in. “You that Goodwitch woman?” she asks as she pops in, mysterious red stains on her uniform.
“I am that Goodwitch woman, yes,” I huff. And that’s another thing, these kids t
Hetalia Meme1. AmericaHetalia Meme3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
10. Romano (just because I needed another one)
You found 1(America)'s secret stash of chocolate.
Me: *finds chocolate* OM NOM CHOCOLATE! *eats chocolate*
2(Canada) confesses his love to you.
Canada: Hey, Z-Zoe?
Canada: *rushed* I- I l-love y-you, eh!
Me: SQUEEEE *hugs*
You walk into 3(France) in the street at midnight.
Me: oh hell no! *runs away*
France: Mon petit! *runs after me*
You win a free holiday with 4(England).
Me: sweet! I'm going to England!
England: want some scones?
5(Italy) saves your life.
Me: I'm in a desert and starving!
Me: *eats the pasta* thank you, Italy
6(Germany) is living in your house.
Germany: IT IS 5 AM VHY ARE JOU NOT TRAINING?!
Me: okay, okay I'm up now!
You find 7(Prussia)'s mobile phone (cellphone).
Me: *finds phone* whose phone is this?
Phone: *ringing* MOTHE
When the sun is away, the grave keeper will playJules hummed a small tune as he walked through the graveyard at night with a shovel in his hand, a coffin being dragged along, and a floating bubble giving off light for illumination. Was another turn at the graveyard shift with another body that needed burying. “Wonder if there’ll ever be a time when I’m not swamp with this work” he thought as he reached an empty plot and started digging into the earth.When the sun is away, the grave keeper will play1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
After an hour of digging he finished making the whole the right size and shape for the coffin and gotten out of the hole. He sat on the coffin stretching his arms sighing. “So you were killed off in a leech attack huh? Sorry to hear that” he said out loud to no one in particular. He was silent for a while before speaking again, “Yea well that’s rough man. Don’t worry least your kid is safe, besides you died in a fairly good time sad to say. Your kid is young, so he’ll only remember you for the good things you did, you never ha
Labareda - Jurassic Bug "Remind me again why we're doing this?" Hiira asked as she looked at the deep rock formation she and Eps were currently digging at.Labareda - Jurassic Bug3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Treasure of course! You said it yourself, there's tons of gold and emeralds in Labareda! If we can get a ton we might be able to get Zul to reward us!"
"Ok...Why?" The Chiro insisted. She'd been happily talking with Xangol when Eps had rudely interrupted the both of them to drag Hiira to a desolate cavern in Labareda. This of course was not something she was happy about.
"Well uh, he probably has treasure and treasure maps and ancient trinkets and--"
"You got a crush on him don't ya?"
"His hair is amazing. ANYWAY, don't be such a sourpuss, we might actually find something cool. We're hitting ancient rock, there's bound to be something mysterious under here."
"Or there's a hole into the void." Hiira pointed out.
Choose Naomi's Day! (Part 3)Naomi realized that she had better head home before something happened! What she was wearing wasn't something she wanted to head out to a date... She went back home as quickly as she could. Once she got home, she went quickly to the bedroom, only to see a big blue blob in her room! "N-Natasha!"Choose Naomi's Day! (Part 3)3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
The slime girl jumped in surprise. "Oh! Naomi! I-I didn't think you'd be back so soon!"
There were clothes scattered all around the bedroom. "Natasha, what happened in here?"
"Oh! I got really bored, and I heard something about raiding your closet! There were just some clothes in there. Some of them didn't even taste that good."
Naomi was terrified. "Y-You ate all my clothes?"
"Not all of them!" Natasha said defensively. "Just the tasty ones!" Naomi didn't know what to do. All the remaining clothes had slime stains in them. They would take hours to wash, and she didn't have that kind of time! Almost immediately, Naomi's cellphone was ringing.
"David!" Naomi was shocked. "H
Cat Flap-A Random ThingyI sat in my room pondering the nature of existence, blinking unendlessly until my cat got annoyed and told me to stop. I was startled. Since when could my cat talk? Since when did I have a cat for that matter? I pondered and blinked some more, staring at the little moggy with my third eye. Wait, since when I did have a third eye?Cat Flap-A Random Thingy1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was puzzled and so I quickly rushed through my front door (my “room” was actually a cardboard box next to the M25) and rushed down to the local doctor’s to inquire as to my condition.
“Something’s not right about the above sentence,” he said.
“I agree,” I replied, “What can be done about it?” The doctor paused for thought.
“Well,” said thought, “I don’t know what I can contribute to this matter.”
“Try, say anything” replied the doctor.
“Who said that?” we all asked.
“It was me.”
Training with Raph (art inspired) "How's that for training?!" I asked Raph as he lay on his stomach beside me. I had one of his sais' in my hand and a smirk on my lips. We had been training together for a few weeks. Half of those few weeks was spent on my pleading and begging with the hothead to get him to help train me.Training with Raph (art inspired) 1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Eh..gud..job-..", he mumbled in reply laying out on the floor. It seemed that his head was still spinning from the drop. I had finally gotten the whole 'grabbing the opponents arm and flipping them' thing. There was a real name for it, but I forgot a while ago. I had not meant to make him hit the floor that hard. He was the one taunting me to not hit like a girl.
"C'mon, you wanna learn, right? Stop holdin' back.", Raph called out while we circled each other on the mats.
"B-But I don't wanna hurt you.." I complained lightly dodging him when he ran torwards me sais' pointed to take away my staff. I swiftly smacked the back of his shell with my weapon puffing my cheeks out in frustratio
A story for angerbreezeAuthors Note: This is purely for comedic purposes and does not really represent any views of the author herself or her family. I do not own any charaters mentioned in this story (Except all the birds in ohio), and especially not Aoi. Please take this into mind before reading and commenting. Thank you! Now, onto the story:A story for angerbreeze1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once upon a time, there was a kid named Aoi. He had a very normal-ish life but recently bad and completely strange things had been happening to him. It was the morning after he had killed the king of the Lobsters and ended his tyranny amongst the various lobster species and ending the war against the hippocrabs. Aoi had been rather tired after that day, so he slept in rather late but woke up at around 10 am and had his usual breakfast of whatever Aois eat. He had almost gotten used to the Hippo Crab with wings that was constantly floating over his shoulder, but it still annoyed him a bit to have it constantly buzzing and whispering dark thoughts and bad ideas right ne
Hetalia MemeChoose 10 characters:Hetalia Meme2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see England before your eyes. What do you do?
Me: God dammit! England are you drunk again!?!?
2) You stand up and go to the bathroom. You notice that Spain is in your shower. How do you react?
Me: *walks out like nothing happened.*
3) After you finally finished everything in the bathroom, you go into the kitchen and see that China makes breakfast for you. What will you do, will you eat it?
Me: China, what are you doing in my kitchen?
China: I decided to come over and make breakfast for you as a thank you!
Me: Oh, ok.
4) After that you go outside to drive to the world conference, but Prussia is standing with his/her car in front of your house. Will you drive with him/her or do you rather drive with your car?
Me: What are you doing here?
Prussia: I came here to
Random Stuff 1((A/N: This is all just for fun and may have some OOC moments. Please do not take them seriously.))Random Stuff 11 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Velma: *video chatting with Hilda*
Hilda: I’m serious Vel, my dad always wants to know what I’m doing but I keep telling him I’m just
video chatting with you guys!
Velma: Oh come on Hilda what’s the worse he can do?
Mike: *knocks on Hilda’s door* Hilda! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in any way! *smashes the door open with a battering ram*
Hilda; *turns to her father all irritated* Dad! This is the 20th time you’ve barged into my room! Can’t you see I’m chatting with Velma?!
Mike:*like a pouty father* I just wanted to see what you’re doing since you’ve been busy with your friends solving cases!
Hilda; *to Velma* See what I mean?!
Velma: Oh, so he’s been doing that since we’re visiting our families?
Hilda: yes and it’s annoying!
JARVIS: *to V
True Canadian Facts-This fact list is not available in your country.True Canadian Facts2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
-Canada only exists because it’s fun to sit on America.
-In Canada, Jay Z is called Jay Zed.
-Peter Mansbridge is Canada’s most popular male pornstar name.
-Our national animal is the Bieber.
-Our national currency consists of coins, paper bills, and small containers of maple syrup.
-Canada’s leading export is smugness about how we’re not as bad as the United States.
-Toronto has two giant dicks. One of them is the CN Tower. The other is the mayor.*
-To declare a thumb war in Canada, one must first get permission from the Queen.
-At any given time, Canada contains more Timbits than people.
-Stephen Harper is actually a robotics experiment that went horribly, horribly wrong.
-The double-double is actually a coffee experiment that went horribly, horribly right.
-Quebec is the only province powered entirely by spite.
-Alberta’s leading export is oil. The Territories’ leading export is d
A Chatty Wise Owl Once Told Me...A Once Wise Owl spent all his nights writing wise words,A Chatty Wise Owl Once Told Me...1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
and all his days dreaming up wise words,
until he realised - too late - that he'd spent so much time
inventing wisdoms that he left no time to implement his own wisery.
He is remembered to this day as A Very Foolish, Unwise Owl.
Un punto de vista 'diferente'Camino por los pasillos abarrotados de alumnos, es el primer día de clases. Debo admitirlo, ver tantos rostros desconocidos me abruma pues antes al menos ubicaba a los que eran de mi generación, ahora me encuentro rodeado de rostros extraños que me miran como a un bicho raro. Siempre he detestado esa sensación, me incomoda de sobremanera, más porque sé que no soy normal.Un punto de vista 'diferente'3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sí, sé que todos los jóvenes de mi edad de seguro pensarán eso, que no encajan en esta sociedad que quiere moldear a los adolescentes con los mismos ideales y metas que cualquier persona, pero mi caso es diferente, yo no soy humano. No suena del todo como lo que un chico de mi edad confesaría, ¿verdad? Pero así es la realidad, mi extraña realidad. ¿Cómo es posible? Cielos, ¡estamos en pleno siglo veintidós, cualquier cosa puede pasar! Desde que los humanos han descubierto cómo entablar comunicación con seres extraterrest
Just a Childhood Hating Parody: Three Little PigsOriginally posted on Fanfiction.net on 3/3/2013Just a Childhood Hating Parody: Three Little Pigs3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Just a Childhood Hating Parody presents: The Three Little Pigs.
Once upon a time; why does every fairy story start with ‘Once upon a time’? Does it mean that this takes place in the past? Why not the present? Is there anything wrong with the present? Are people just too much about nostalgia to focus on the present?
Sure I enjoy nostalgia, but there is always a limit. I’m talking to you Nintendo! Well you do that nostalgia stuff with your newer games, but not with your virtual consoles. You have a small selection of N64 games. I know you can’t have Banjo Kazooie, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, or Jet Force Genimi (Damn it Microsoft); but there are plenty of others. You still own Donkey Kong 64.
Also why did you only add Mario Party 2 from the series? There’s nothing wrong with the game, but where are the rest? Heck, where’s the FIRST? Seriously, you started with the second, but not the first?!