Hannibal on Facebook (+Reader)Hannibal on Facebook (+Reader)2 weeks ago in Short Stories
(Y/n) (L/n) has become friends with Jack Crawford and 7 others.
Hannibal Lecter - (Y/n) (L/n)
'I am pleased you accepted my friend request. Although I must request you change your profile picture, it is rather revealing'
Will Graham, Alana Bloom and 4 others like this.
(Y/n) (L/n): Hannibal like an inch of my stomach is showing...
Hannibal Lecter: An inch to much.
Will Graham: Your picture is fine (Y/n), ignore Hannibal.
Hannibal Lecter: Fine but don't say I did not warn you when you attract creeps.
(Y/n) (L/n): Pft who's stupid enough to hit on an FBI agent?
Frederick Chilton - (Y/n) (L/n)
'Hello Agent (L/n), I must say you look rather delightful '
(Y/n) (L/n): Goddamit Chilton
Hannibal Lecter: Told you so.
Frederick Chilton: What? Can't I compliment someone?
(Y/n) (L/n): Stop sending me wink emoticons in private message
Hannibal Lecter: I think I'm having finger food tonight.
Kim's Revenge Part 2: Immobile Kim, Plump Kourtney3 months later:Kim's Revenge Part 2: Immobile Kim, Plump Kourtney2 weeks ago in Short Stories
Like most overweight people who make vows to lose weight, Kim had failed. Unlike most of them, Kim had notoriously failed, ballooning herself up to a hefty 400 pounds. At 320 pounds, her embarrassed mother had to hire servants and butlers to tend to most of her needs. At 340, she mostly stopped going out of the house, staying inside to herself and with food. At 360, Kim had given up on walking, since she it was way too tiring. At her current weight, Kim was struggling with simple tasks such as talking without having to heavily breath for a gasp of air, or getting herself up off the couch. Sometimes she would sleep there. Since the stairs were such a torture, Kim installed an elevator to help her go upstairs whenever she actually propelled herself off the couch. She mostly now just spent her days watching tv and eating unhealthy food. Too fat to fit into her shower, she only took a monthly bathe, since her luxury bathroom was on the top floor, an architecture move
Rude AwakeningChapter OneRude Awakening1 month ago in Short Stories
“If Your Royal Highness would be pleased to step this way,” Lady Fotheringham invited, “so that you might meet my guests, only the crème de la crème of London society, of course… oh, dear, what is the commotion?”
Afterwards, no one could remember how or when he first appeared in the ballroom of the Lanesborough Hotel. It was a white tie affair, all the men dressed in black coats and trousers, with white shirts and white ties, of course, and the women wearing full-length dresses. The interloper, however, wore gaudy striped pyjamas, with a matching nightcap and slippers. He carried an unlit candle in an antique brass candleholder. He meandered through the crowd, his sleepy eyes barely seeming to register the scene around him, as if he’d awoken from a slumber of a million years.
The crowd murmured, echoing Lady Fotheringham’s indignation. “What is a poor person doing here?
Shantae and the Weight of Gold Chapter 4Shantae got home and plopped herself on her bed. It was a long day and she needed some rest. She slipped on her nightgown and noticed that she needed to tug a bit more then normal.Shantae and the Weight of Gold Chapter 43 weeks ago in Short Stories
“Ugh, what gives? Did this shrink in the wash or something?” With a bit more exertion, she finally got it down. But not before making a huge tearing on the bottom. Her tan flesh oozing out slightly. “Oh come on, I just had these dried cleaned. Shantae huffed while popping on her bed. The bed creaked a little under her new weight. She then laid back and attempted to go to sleep. Right as she was about to drift off, there was a knock at her door. She got up and answered it, only for a large, bulbous belly to smack her in the face, which pushed her back two feet. “Am I ever gonna get a break today?” Shantae asked no one as more of the odd mass started to press itself into her house, the rim o
Outside Your Window (SlenderXReader) DrabbleShot (F/N) sat Indian-Style on her bed cocooned in a large fluffy violet blanket. A pack of Pocky's and king sized bottle of root beer sat besides her. It was just a bit past 2AM but the girl didn't care one bit, instead of sleep she was enjoying the wonders of the internet. Something that can only truly be experienced in the early hours of the morning. A video had just started playing when she heard a tapping sound coming from the window behind her. Curious she paused the video and got up to investigate.Outside Your Window (SlenderXReader) DrabbleShot 3 weeks ago in Short Stories
After getting up from her warm bundle on the bed and making her way to the window she found the noise to only be coming from a tree branch knocking against her window. Sill an uneasy feeling came down on the girl and she double checked the window was locked before heading back to her laptop.
The video began playing again and now being fully distracted and laughing quite loudly she could hear the small creak of her window being opened. A cool breeze broke here's attention and he
Crown Candies Presents: The Love Hina Tour“Does anyone find this to be a little extravagant?” Keitaro asked, cocking his head back to take in the massive steel doors that sealed their destination. Everyone in town knew about the remote candy factory nestled in the mountains yet no one bothered to go near. There weren’t any big mythos about it or horror stories; just tight security that could rival most nuclear missile silos. It made Keitaro feel a bit uneasy for sure as his companions chimed in with their own opinions on it.Crown Candies Presents: The Love Hina Tour3 weeks ago in Short Stories
“Well...” Naru started, adjusting her glasses as she tried to absorb everything, “Wouldn’t it make sense that they’d wanna keep everything a secret?”
“We could try to sell some of those secrets too!” Kitsune received a thwack on the head from Naru as the two began to argue.
“I do hope we have some free samples.” Shinobu mumbled quietly.
“Of course they have samples!” Su cheered, nuzzling next to her friend, “We&
Lord DoveThe ruler looked down upon their land, with spiteful eyes filled with utter disgust.Lord Dove2 weeks ago in Short Stories
They went by many names... Roboslut, triangle humper, void fucker, r00d d00d, inconsiderate agender, and many, many, many more.
(Like, seriously bro, you won't believe how many names they have.)
The name they went by most often though, was simply 'Dove'.
Why you may ask? If only anyone knew.
Did they have a odd affinity for birds? Did they simply have a strange addiction to the chocolate/ice cream/shampoo of the same name? It will eternally be be one of the world's greatest mysteries... Anyway, We got off topic.
Dove, the tyrannical ruler, watched her subjects walk around aimlessly, doing mundane things such as, rake the leaves, mow the grass, paint their homes, or invent cures to what were previously thought to be incurable diseases.
They shifted slightly within the warm folds of their throne, which was made entirely out of bad 'peridot X sans' fan fiction. They felt as if the cringe wor
HenryAt two-thirty in the morning, with the sun long gone, Henry had gone to collect rocks. He did this every morning, despite the fact that he had to wake early for school every day, and despite the fact it took him at least two hours to get from home to the place that he collected rocks every day. He couldn’t drive there. He was a child, and thus could get no driver’s license at his age. Instead, he would walk back by foot, singing all the way there. While this act was cheery enough for anyone viewing it, nobody was there to see him, and he sounded like he was dying as he sang.Henry1 month ago in Short Stories
He walked through the concrete suburbs of his little home town, and everything was absolutely silent except for his jolly, bellowing voice echoing through empty streets. The pail he held in his hands was so full of rocks that they hadn’t the room to click around.
Henry paused in the street and raised his head to look around, as if he had caught something moving in the corner of his eye, but there
BH6 - One Punch!One Punch!BH6 - One Punch!1 week ago in Short Stories
The music was pumping through the air. The garage practically bouncing with the beat as it increased.
Inside Hiro and Hideki were at their computers working, singing along to the music they were listening to. Baymax very confused as he stood off to the side keeping watch.
“ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!” Hiro called out throw his head back with a grin.
“Three two one kill shot!” Hideki laughed as he typed up commands, coding in the needed commands for this project in particular.
Hiro spun around in his chair grinning.
“Believe in us! For victory!”
“What're you saying?” Hideki asked with a smirk turning around as well.
“NO ONE’S STOPPING US!” They called out jumping up.
“One punch is done! And now we’ve won!” They bobbed along to the music pointing to Baymax.
I do not like that look in their eyes… That always says trouble. The healthcare bot feeling a rare se
No One Escapes TammyDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.No One Escapes Tammy5 days ago in Short Stories
Thirteen year old Austin walked up the narrow stepway and onto the deck of his family's houseboat. The slender blonde teenager felt the warm summer sun beaming down on him. A fresh sea breeze ruffled his clothes, a blue sailing shirt and red swim trunks. He could hear the chatter of nearby beachgoers and it seemed like a fine Saturday to meander and swim along the coast.
"Mom! I'm going down to the beach." He called below.
"Okay sweetie! Love you!" Came the reply.
The wooden deck under Austin's feet was warm but not unpleasantly so. The boy decided this would be a fine day to go barefoot and he did not bother to take his shoes as he climbed up onto the dock and strolled toward the beach
Gorgon Modeling Agency: CheckmateGorgon Modeling Agency: CheckmateGorgon Modeling Agency: Checkmate3 weeks ago in Short Stories
Ashley couldn't believe it, her auditions to the Gorgon Modeling Agency (G.M.A.) had been accept. She had been trying to get in with a modeling agency for 3 years now but was constantly rejected. She constantly got criticized for not showing enough emotion or having a blank face. The G.M.A. However didn't care about that and had quite often hired models who fit that category.
Admittedly, Ashley knew very little about the other models that had done work for the G.M.A as they usually only lasted a session or so. Though Ashley put that down to what they used the models for, instead of photo shoots they wanted the models for sculpting. There wasn't much of a career there but the money was good and the sculptures were very life like.
The client the G.M.A. that set Ashley up with was a huge chess fanatic and super rich. Once they were acquainted the man showed Ashley his project and what would be required of her. She was amazed in the back yard stood
Unterhalten sich zwei Engel"Gott soll tot sein?"Unterhalten sich zwei Engel1 week ago in Short Stories
"Gott ist tot, Gott bleibt tot, und wir haben ihn getötet."
"Ist das dein Ernst?"
"Nein, das ist Nietzsche."
On the Road It was in the middle of winter and I've been doing nothing but relaxing after finishing the semester at college. I've already got my next class in order and all I had to do was wait for the day when classes begin. Though it was a while since I've seen any of my friends, I didn't forget them. However, I still wanted to know how they were doing. Usually, they randomly appear out of nowhere. Yet they hasn't been any activity from them since their last visit. I really hoped to see them again soon.On the Road 3 weeks ago in Short Stories
One morning, I got up earlier than usual. I did this because I was going to make a few stops over down town to get a few things. As always, Mom and Dad left for work and my brother was playing eating his breakfast in his room.
Me: *opens Tim's door* "Morning, bro."
Tim: "What are you doing up so early?"
Me: "I was planning on running a few errands before Mom comes back for lunch. So why not g
Pantie squirmIn the Headquarters of JUMP, Toadette was just taking a nap on her assigned bed.Pantie squirm2 weeks ago in Short Stories
Toadette: (yawns) What a day. It was so exciting. I'm going to nap... (Light snoring)
As Toadette fell asleep, there was a little hamster, a shrunken hamster with a name. By the name of Martin, it wandered around Toadette's quarters.
Martin: Phew! I never thought I get here. I guess I should look around.
Having explored every inch of the room, nothing suits his interest.
Martin: There's nothing here to grab my attention.
He then saw Toadette sleeping on her bed, and looked at her panties.
Martin: Other mice can do it, so why can't I?
He went up to the bed and went into Toadette's panties. Suddenly he felt drowsy and fell to sleep.
A couple hours later, Martin woke up, but he is stuck inside and he can only see white, the color of Toadette's panties. Toadette also woke up, but felt something is in her panties.
Toadette: It's in my panties.
She shaked her panties to stop the squirming, but
Selene visits Azure BayRebecca was in a spot of trouble, dodging bullets from a female sniper perched on a roof down the street, her own rifle could easily match her oponent, but her skill was far below her opponent's, Rebecca was in trouble and unless... wait, did a blue girly creature really just, appear in her lap? it seemed alseep, should she wake it up? another bullet took away half a brick from the wall she hid behind and Rebecca looked up for a second, and noticed a soft flash of light, the creature was gone, what.that.heck?Selene visits Azure Bay2 days ago in Short Stories
Rebecca sighs, gets up and walks to the camera, tapping it with her finger "Hey AT! i can handle kidnappers, robbers and muggers, crazy artists and some godly female sniper, but can you please keep the supernatural out of Azure Bay?!"
Storytime With Devin| Blood, Sweat and TearsHere's a little advice:Storytime With Devin| Blood, Sweat and Tears1 week ago in Short Stories
Don't ever make a slip and slide out of your kitchen floor.
Alright, so Shay was leaving for the gym and he had his energy drink with him. Now, I've never had an energy drink- I have so much energy without one already- I asked if I could have some. He nodded and I took a swig.
It was good.
So, I asked him if he had anymore.
He said, "I have one more in my room, go get it."
I was excited, so I practically ran to his room and grabbed the drink. I opened it and started to drink it. I went back downstairs, said goodbye to Shay as he left for the gym and continued drinking the canned liquid.
Not even 20 minutes had past and I was all over the place. I was so energetic I cleaned the whole house. I CLEANED THE HOUSE! Like... WHOA!
I swept and cleaned the kitchen counters, all that was left was to mop the floor. Now, it was winter out and I usually keep the mop outside because… I don't like it looking at me with its… Gross, mopness… Anyway, the mop was
Honest Trailer - Total Drama TweenabetHonest Trailer: Total Drama TweenabetHonest Trailer - Total Drama Tweenabet1 week ago in Short Stories
From the people that brought you White vs Grey, White vs Black, Grey vs Black, and D*cks vs C*unts…
TOTAL DRAMA TWEENABET!
Welcome to a new summer camp that was apparently supposed to be in a different timeline that Tween Tour! Interesting!
Meet the main character, Otis Skull-something, the Skullduggery Prankster with no regard for people like:
Sampson, the guy who only sleeps a lot so he can talk with his real mother in his dreams. And Tilly, the girl with parental neglect that feels her brothers overshadow her.
Otis’s pranks include leeches, brutal eliminations, idols, immunity necklaces, and bikinis.
Watch as you see more couples form in this than Twilight such as:
Larry and Penta!
Charles and Zanna!
Otis and Quadesh! Wait, that’s not confirmed yet? Sh*t.
Donald and Yoko!
Harvey and Tilly! That is, until they break up.
Ivy and Edith! Until they break up.
And prepare yourself to ask yourself as you go thr
A Fun Fact About Some OC's #1Wooo I guess.A Fun Fact About Some OC's #11 month ago in Short Stories
CPM- Ate her first friend
Rex- Is color blind
Ine- Was abused
Tattered- Dies at least 3 times a week
Anthony- Was shot to be sacrificed
Ruvik- Is man made
Slinky- Cracks every time she bends
Crow- Died like twice now
Shameless- Really likes gum
Tormore- Doesn't sleep much
Sugar High- Hasn't slept in a year
Cursade- Calls pretty much anyone he meets for the first time Mommy
Nazeal- Can hold a little more heat then most
Lumious- His skin feels either smooth and/or slimy
Jax- Lives off of Ramen
Jenny- Thinks she looks like a normal kid
Sadie- Had her tail cut off and burned
Jordan- Very anti social
Mayu- Is actually Jordan's real mom.
Sock Monster- Takes only one sock
Fate- Can change their gender.
Conundrum in the Candy KingdomNOTE: I DO NOT OWN, NOR DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THIS SHOW OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED HERE! THIS STORY IS PURELY FAN-MADE!!!Conundrum in the Candy Kingdom1 day ago in Short Stories
"What'cha doin' there, Bonnibel...?" Marceline asked inquisitively. She hovered over to Princess Bubblegum's (PB) desk as she was hurriedly rustling through old documents. "Oh, nothing. Just throwing papers around!" PB turned around with papers in hand and tossed them up into the air while making unsettling "blooping" noises before quickly turning around again to continue shuffling through papers. Marceline looked on in confusion and with an ever so slight air of worry. "Uuuuum... Are you okay?" "NOPE! I am totes not alright!" Her voice was raised and Marceline noticed she was shaking a little. PB had stopped rummaging through papers and had found whatever she was looking for. She tossed the note to Marceline. Marcy read the note: "Hello Princess of the Candy Kingdom. I regret to inform you that I, the notorious Tic
Total Drama House Party Honest TrailerFrom the guy that bought you edgics, gingerbread art and … nothing much else, comes a story where winning the game, and actually being good at the game do not always go hand in hand.Total Drama House Party Honest Trailer1 week ago in Short Stories
Total Drama House Party!
Gaze in wonder at the Maclean Mansion, a house full of drama, romance and a secret twist at the end so obvious that it makes the Cloaked Shadow look like figuring out Jack the Ripper! Watch many boring challenges … and exciting ones that do not even take place at the house. There's not even a party. Talk about false advertising…
Meet David, a metalhead into older women which though presented as cute is actually very, very creepy. See him struggle with strategy, take part in a drawn out, pointless and just plain unneeded conflict with the Chef Girl who happens to be Chef's niece because plot. He's also good at challenges, which is really all the guy has going for him. He also plays guitar.
Watch all the happenings in this party of grey and grey morali
Bakemonogatari-Mayoi Cow Last summer, I was invited over to Kanbaru Suruga's house to clean her room. While it had been a normal occurrence in the past, it had become quite apparent that the formerly sporty girl was becoming increasingly dependent on these cleaning sessions. After the issue with the Monkey Paw was resolved, Kanbaru's laid back lifestyle gave way to full blown laziness. En route to Kanbaru's house I came across a more inviting offer- Hachikuji Mayoi.Bakemonogatari-Mayoi Cow2 weeks ago in Short Stories
She was in that familiar park, looking around quizzically, as if she couldn't decide where she should wander off to next. Needless to say, may interest was piqued. It's not that I didn't want to clean Kanbaru's room. Or that I didn't want to see Kanbaru. It's just that a good senpai always gives attention to his juniors, in order of youngest to oldest. I think.
Anyway, seeing a young, twin-tailed girl standing all by herself to really tugged at my heart strings. I had to at least say hi to her.&