Spider (BalthazarXReader)Spider (BalthazarXReader)1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bunker was quiet. Sam was reading up on ancient curses and Dean was eating pie in his room listening to AC/DC. You were lounging on the couch lazily reading a book -50 shades of Grey- while thinking about a certain French angel. The silence was ruined by that certain angel calling you on your phone.
"Yello?" You answered still reading.
"Get to my apartment ASAP!" Balthazar demanded in his kitchen.
"I am not participating in a menage a trois so stop asking" You rolled your eyes.
"Not for that. I need your assistance so get over here now! It's an emergency!" Balthazar replied glancing towards his living room.
"It'll take a few hours to get there" You pointed out thinking about driving.
"Just.....Hurry. And bring a flamethrower and several guns" Balthazar ordered slowly walking into his living room only to let out a high pitched shriek.
"Balthazar? Whats wrong?" You asked sitting up.
"HELL IS IN MY LIVING ROOM!" Balthazar yelled diving back into the kitchen. You hung up and left
Grub Sollux x ReaderGrub Sollux x Reader2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“There, now you are even cuter than before,” you sad to an excited grub. You had dressed little Sollux up as a bee and he began running around trying to make a buzzing sound. His yellow tongue was sticking out of his mouth as he made more of a raspberry sound. You laughed and picked up the baby bee. “Calm down, Sol,” you patted his head. He shook it in response and clung to your shirt. This little guy had become attached to you. There was still no explanation on how he got this way, but you didn’t care. He was so squishy, warm, and cute. Wrigglers looked like caterpillars and caterpillars were always adorable to you.
“Hey!” a voice called. It was your best friend, (friend’s name). “What is that?” (he/she) asked staring ath Sollux in your arms.
“It’s Sollux, remember the trolls that we met? Somehow he turned into a little baby troll,” you explained.
“You’re really going to take care of it?” y
Mangle x Reader- The Clumsiest Person AliveMangle x Reader- The Clumsiest Person Alive5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Oh my! Are you alright (y/n)?” Toy Bonnie asked, rushing over to your side. You cursed and stood up, him grabbing your shoulders softly. This was like the 5th time you had fallen down!
“Yeah, I’m fine Bonnie, thanks.” You smiled. He nuzzled your forehead softly, then turned and began talking to Toy Chica again. You sighed and walked off, going towards Kid Cove. Your best friend, Mangle. She was always ready to listen to your problems and cheer you up.
Walking into Kid Cove, you heard that same radio interference that you always did, but you were pretty much used to it. You drowned it out and looked around for Mangle. Was she out walking around again?
“HELLOOOOO (Y/N)!” Mangle swung down in front of you from the ceiling. “I’VE HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN LIKE, A WHILE!” She exclaimed, falling to the floor.
“Mangle, it’s only been like 10 minutes! I had to oil you up earlier, remember?” You smiled. She was silen
Grub Gamzee x ReaderGrub Gamzee x Reader1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the corner of your eye you saw a hint of purple. Then a loud honk came into your ears.
“Gamzee?” you asked. A small grub came out from behind the huge chair near the door. In his mouth was a horn and he bit on it releasing another honk. “What happened to you? You’re a wriggler now.”
Gamzee dropped his horn and squeaked. The he stepped on it releasing another honk. He came up to you and climbed onto your lap. He was kind of cute, and so innocent looking, especially since he didn’t have on that creepy clown make-up. Not to make any mistakes, you did enjoy Gamzee’s company, but still you weren’t a fan of clowns. He was really your only exception to that hatred.
A voice interrupted your thoughts. “There he is,” it was Karkat. “I fucking told him not to go off!” A laugh escaped your mouth.
“How did this happen?” you asked.
“How the fuck am I supposed to know? We found him like that sleeping on his h
Grub Vriska x ReaderGrub Vriska x Reader3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
A little cobalt wriggler was making her way up onto the shelf. The little one loved to explore for lost treasure. This time she had her eyes on the shiny statue way up high.
“Vriska, you’re gonna hurt yourself,” you say grabbing the grub. Tears began to form in her eyes and she cried. She kicked and screamed reaching for the object she was so set on obtaining. You looked up at a statue of a dragon fighting giant spiders. “Oh, you want the spiders,” you whispered. Vriska calmed a bit and looked at you with puppy eyes. “I’m sorry, but those aren't for wrigglers.” New tears formed in her eyes and she kicked herself out of your arms angrily. Somehow she landed on her feet.
A knock came at the door causing you to groan. You thought it couldn't hurt leaving her for a few seconds as you checked to see who it was.
“Mail, please sign,” said a man handing you a package and a pad to sign. Grabbing the box you quickly autographed the pape
Grub Equius x ReaderGrub Equius x Reader1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Who wants milk?" you call the little wiggler who lay bored on the counter. Instantly he perked up and stretched his indigo body. Carefully he crawled toward to newly laid bowl of milk. There were scratches on the counter where his little legs had been. Peeking over the bowl he licked at some milk them pulled the bowl and drank. A cracking noise caused him to jump back. It appeared he had damaged the bowl. Tears formed in his eyes. "It's OK, you said patting his head, weary of his horns. Equius let out a squeak and crawled towards you. He yawned and leaned against your arm. Picking him up you brought him into his room and lay him in the tiny bed you made. Little sleep noises escaped his mouth. "Adorable," you whispered.
Back in the kitchen you grabbed a bag of ice for the bruise now forming where he had laid his head. That was the only problem with the little guy, for someone who was a baby he was too strong. It was worth it though. You wondered if you could turn any of the other troll
(DERPFIC) Mangle x Reader- Video Time!(DERPFIC) Mangle x Reader- Video Time!3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
AU WHERE IT’S 2014 BECAUSE WHY NOT.
“HELLOOOOO BEST FRIEND!” Mangle called as you walked into Kid Cove. She sat in the corner of the room, patting the floor next to her excitedly. You waved at her, then took the hint and sat down beside her.
You pulled your phone out of your pocket. As Mangle went to speak, you put your finger to your lips, then turned the phone on and began to browse Youtube. Thank god for your phone being able to get internet anywhere.
“What’s that (y/n)?” Mangle asked you. You smiled and turned the volume up as you found a video.
“Which, what I’m messing with, or what website we’re on?” You asked. She thought for a minute, her other head swinging around to look at the phone as well.
“Both. THIS THING,” she tapped the phone. “LOOKS SOOOO AMAZING!” She squealed. You giggled.
“It’s a phone. You can use it to call people, text, or surf the internet.” You told her.
Eridan x Drunk!Reader- The Things I Do For YouEridan x Drunk!Reader- The Things I Do For You1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Heuy, Eridaaaan, c’mere,” you motioned to the high blood troll. He looked at you and walked over.
“Okay, wwhat in the wwide human wworld wwould you need me for?” He asked. You smiled and wrapped your arms around his shoulders, leaning against him.
“A tailooooor~” You whispered. He just stared at you. “BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!” You fell down off the chair you were sitting in laughing.
“Wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith you? I think you’vve had too much to drink (y/n).” Eridan told you, pushing away the drink that was offered to you and helping you off the floor.
“Naw, I’m...I’m fine duuude! I’m just, y’know, in another wurld. And it’s pretty fuckin’ fantasticccc~” You slurred. He groaned.
“C’mon (y/n), wwe’re takin’ you back to your hivve. Sol! Sol!” Eridan yelled. As if out of nowhere, Sollux appeared beside him.
“What the fuck do y
Contest Entry: Tis the SeasonContest Entry: Tis the SeasonContest Entry: Tis the Season4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Christmas means a lot of things to a lot of people. But more to the point, a basic fact which can’t denied by anyone regardless of faith or level of observance is that Christmas makes normally rational human beings do thing that are kind of completely insane. Just one example would be how you’re supposed to leave cookies and milk for obese home intruders to wolf down instead of oh, I don’t know, calling the police on them for breaking and entering like any rational person would. Even the word itself sparks rifts. There are people who get mad when you don’t call it the “Holiday Season” instead of the Christmas Season because apparently the word “Christmas” is more evil than Hitler and Stalin and Nicki Minaj all rolled together into one. Worst of all, it’s a time of year when we are forced for some reason to try eating a vaguely edible brick-like substance called “fruitcake”.
And nowhere is th
Mavran's Revenge Mavran was still mad at me. He hadn’t forgiven me for taking him on that hike. He blamed me for what happened. All I wanted was to go for a walk through nature with my best friend. I didn’t know he would be attacked and kidnapped by a tickle plant. I mean, who knew such a thing even existed?Mavran's Revenge2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
But Mavran didn’t care, he still blamed me for what happened. He was still mad, and when Mavran gets mad, I get tickled. Every day, Mavran would sneak up behind me and poke me in the ribs when I least expected it. One morning, he poked my ribs while I was brushing my teeth. It tickled so much, I spilled toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror. Another day, Mavran lied in wait while I was organizing my books. I was putting a book on the top shelf, leaving my sides open and vulnerable. Mavran took full advantage of that and poked me hard in the ribs. I screamed and fell to the floor, and so did my books.
I tried to make it
Eyeless Jack and Enna - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (1/2)Eyeless Jack and Enna - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (1/2)5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
None of Jack's awakenings was peaceful since he took Enna under his observation. Sometimes he wondered why he did it in the first place (when he was superangry), but he knew the answer. In some way, she was the one who gave colorful spark of life in this dump.
This time, it was one of the worst noises Jack's heard in his life. A chainsaw. Grimacing, he opened one hollow eye and growled deeply. „What is that feminine Einstein up with again?“ Realizing there's no way he could fall asleep again, he sat up with a groan, rubbing his eyes. Reflexively shaking his head in fast pace, he stood up and heavily walked out of the room. He would take a shower to refresh his mind first...
Emerging out of the hot, stuffy bathroom, Jack stopped to shake his head violently again, reminding of a dog that just swam out of the lake. Dazed by the scent of shampoo, he made his way back into the room to get dressed. To his dismay, the sound of chainsaw still kept bothering the ha
What If we meet differently-Demi and Jeremy“Jeremy you need to go away!” Ariel said with another kick to his face. Jeremy started to limp off.What If we meet differently-Demi and Jeremy2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Demi watched him limp off, Jeremy had been back for Maya. Demi didn't quite understand his fascination for Maya, Maybe she was the only one to, understand him. Well so he thought, Demi wondered If he was going to get help. But she knew, Jeremy wasn't the kind to ask for help, he'd rather bleed out.
That got Demi worried, she didn't want him to bleed out, “Hey! I need to get home I will call you later!” she yelled to Ariel before walking off, he went in the general direction of her house. Demi hopped to see him along the way. As she walked all she saw was people but not him, Then her eyes landed on a bruised kid sitting on a bus bench, and she knew who It was.
Slowly Demi walked closer and stood in front of him. Jeremy felt someone looking at him, he opened his eyes to see a girl. She looked familiar, the girl he always saw with Ariel, Demi was here name. Demi held
Reindeer Paws - Part ThreePerry tilted his head back and opened his mouth.Reindeer Paws - Part Three5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“No, Perry.” Linda said. “I’m not going to give you anything right now.”
Perry sat down on the floor and whimpered. Linda baked the most delicious things for the holidays, and Perry always had a hard time waiting until they were cooked to eat them. The cookies in the oven and the fudge in the pot smelled too good.
“Mom! Mom, we made a giant snow T-rex in the backyard!” Phineas scrambled into the kitchen. “Wanna come see it?”
“Yeah!” Candace came running in after him. “Yeah, go look, mom! Come on!”
“Phineas, honey, I’m really busy.” Linda pushed Perry away with her foot as he attempted to jump up onto the counter. “I’ll see the snow dinosaur later, okay?”
“No, mom, you have to come now!” Candace tugged on her arm. “NOW, NOW, NOW!”
A blob of fudge landed on the floor in the struggle. Perry began to lap i
WriteDump!!!There are many sentences you don’t expect to hear in the morning.WriteDump!!!5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What do you mean, you thought I'd put the pig's head in the fridge!"
That is just one of them.
I sighed into my first mug of coffee that morning and looked up at my enthusiastic, black-haired, female roommate. She was standing next to the breakfast table, wearing a tartan skirt, black t-shirt with a pink skull on it, and a white lab-coat. Her hair was made up in four small pigtails, and she was glaring at me angrily. I sighed again, and drank a mouthful of my coffee.
“Do you mind starting this conversation again, now that I’ve actually had some caffeine?” I asked, looking at her over the rim of my mug. She growled.
“I opened the fridge to get something for breakfast, and asked you what the hell a pig’s head was doing in our fridge. You replied by saying, and I quote, ‘I thought you’d put it there’.” So once again I ask, what do you mean, you thought I'd put the
Scaredy Cat HunterScaredy Cat Hunter1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
whisper whisper whisper
Hunter looked around the living room creeped out. No one was home and he was hearing whispers from somewhere. He ran around the house and turned on all the lights and then ran back into the living room with blankets and a plastic knife.
Hunter screeched and quickly turned around.
Come to me erennn
“Ah! W-Whos there?!”
“Booga Bogga!” Sydney popped out of no where and jumped on him.
-Insert girly scream-
“Freaking-- You scared the crap out of me!” He screamed and fell on the ground.
Origin of the Team Killer Ch. 3Blackness was swimming around in his vision. He couldn’t be dead…? No the system wouldn’t always allow permanent deaths on the job. He tried opening his eyes, wincing at the bright light and still blurring a little here and there. The battlefield… it looked empty, other than a figure in goggles and yellow hard hat, waving at him slowly.Origin of the Team Killer Ch. 32 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Focus, boy… focus on me, boy…”
The Texans crossed his arms, smiling in relief. “So you finally remember who I am again. Kind of gave us a little scare with that amnesia attack of yours.”
“Am…n…what…?” Scout shakily raised a hand to his face. Felt warm, wet… had he cried? And that familiar feeling of the Dispenser was around his waistline, which had healed his wound from earlier. The Engineer nodded.
“Most of us weren’t sure what gave you that scare earlier today but all we know is, you weren’t breathing on us an
Favorite Wedgie from Seseta's Stories 9They felt silence for a second before Hermione opened her mouth and tried to talk, but no sound came out of her throat. Criselda frowned a little and tried to speak but no sound came out of her. They looked confusedly at each other before their arms were grabbed by a couple of the girls who they had seen before at the tree.Favorite Wedgie from Seseta's Stories 94 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Do you really think we were done with you?” giggled one of the girls.
“.....!” said Hermione.
“Sorry, but I think you inhaled some nothroat gas” giggled another girl as she showed an empty can “We were lucky enough to make the spell to counter it. I am sorry you or your friend were not that lucky”
Criselda tried to growl but still no sound came out, except for a loud gulp coming from her and Hermione as they felt hands going into both their pants and skirt. They kicked and tried to punch their way out of their holds but were to weak. The hands closed around the fabric and the two about-to-be-wedgied girls shared a loo
Trailers For Sale: 'Maleficent'??? Presents...Trailers For Sale: 'Maleficent'3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(A shadow is shown on the wall, candles are blown out and a figure walks through a crowd of guests. King Eggman looks afraid at recognizing the familiar figure; a black hedgehog with white chest hair and red markings on his quills, arms, legs and around his eyes which are also red. He had white gloves with golden bracelets and red/black/white hover skates.
"...Well, well," smirked Shadow)
"You know the tale..."
I know you, I walked with you once,
Upon a dream,
(Shows a spinning wheel and Shadow spreading magic over baby Maria, then he vanishes)
"Now find out the truth..."
I know you, the look in your eyes is so,
Familiar a gleam...
(Shadow is shown on his throne of thorns; young Maria running through the meadows, then is shown as a young woman outside a mass of thorns; Shadow blows some magic, lifting a sleeping Maria in his arms; Men are talking around a table, then run out of the castle; Shadow is now approaching the castle, a smirk on his face)
Random AoT DreamIt was a quiet day, the breeze blowing softly, keeping things cool in the shade under the trees.Random AoT Dream17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sitting on the ground, back against the tree, Kenzie sat in the shade, sketching away at the paper propped up against her knees. She was so focused on coloring the picture she had created she failed to notice the footsteps approaching her. She nearly jumped out of her skin as someone plopped down on the ground next to her.
“Jeez you’re jumpy.”
Kenzie looked over, staring at the light brown haired young man next to her. Then in a flash she reached over smacking his shoulder, “Jean Kirstien! You jerk, let someone know when you’re coming!”
“Alright, alright.” Jean chuckled, defending against her blows, “I’m sorry.”
“Mm-hm.” She stopped hitting him, satisfied with the apology.
Things fell into a short silence as Kenzie defensively held her drawing against her chest so Jean couldn’t see it.
“What are you dr
Hopper pantiesDaisy and Peach were hopping along in their inflatable hoppers of their respective colors.Hopper panties1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach: It's so bouncy!
Daisy: You bet it is!
They were having fun when Toadette came to see the two princesses bouncing on the hoppers.
Toadette: What are you two doing?
Peach: Oh, hi Toadette! We were just bouncing along in our inflatable hoppers.
Daisy: Yeah, hoppers!
Toadette: That sounds like fun! Only I don't have one.
Peach: That's too bad.
Toadette: I know, right? How am I going to bounce with you?
Daisy just got an idea to help Toadette.
Daisy got out a bike pump.
Toadette: How can a bike pump help?
Daisy took the hose of the pump and stuffed it down the front of Toadette's panties.
Toadette: Whoa, that tickles a bit.
Daisy started to push the handle up and down as Toadette's panties started to stretch.
Toadette: What's happening?
Daisy: You'll find out.
All Toadette can do is watch as her panties continue to fill up with air and round out.