Hobbit 7 minutes in heaven (FiliXReader)Hobbit 7 minutes in heaven (FiliXReader)15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in a circle with Thorin's company after your brothers Ori, Dori and Nori invited you to join them for an adventure to reclaim Erebor. Bilbo sat on your left while Ori sat on your right. Kili being Kili thought it would be fun to play 7 minutes in heaven. So you each had to put a personal item into Bofur's hat and once you drew an item you had to go behind a bush for some 'private' time *hinthintwinkwink*.
"(Y/n) you go first since well your the only girl" Kili said sending you a suggestive smirk. You nodded and tucked some of your (h/c) hair behind your ear and reached into Bofur's hat. Almost all the dwarves and hobbit -Except Balin, Nori, Dori and Ori- leant forward eager to see what you pulled out. You felt around and felt something leather brush against your hand. Internally shrugging you pulled it out and heard a very audible groan from Kili.
"Whos is this?" You asked holding up the leather hilt strap.
"That would be mine" Fili replied standing up. You fel
Grub Feferi x ReaderGrub Feferi x Reader1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cuttlefish swam around in the fish tank while wriggler Feferi eyes them from your arms. You took the baby troll to the aquarium to pass time. Little Feferi came to be randomly. Actually it was a mystery. One moment you and her were exchanging fish puns, next she is a grub. It had become your responsibility to look after her until she returned to normal, if she did.
A small squeak took you from your thoughts. Feferi seemed ready to go. The two of you had saved the cuttlefish for last considering you knew they were her favorite. It was getting late anyways, around time for wrigglers to eat and sleep.
“Let’s go,” you smiled down at her. She let out a little yawn. “I’ll take that as agreement.”
Back at the house/hive Feferi began playing with her food. You turned and saw her making glub noises at her fish crackers.
“Sweet pea, those aren’t for playing,” you said picking one up and holding it to her mouth. She opened it and chewed on the
The Raven's Lament (part II)The Raven's Lament (part II)4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
* now available on audio here: https://soundcloud.com/tom-woodliff/the-ravens-lament-part-ii
(Ahem! Is this thing on? Hello? Testing one two one two. Poe was a dip, Poe was a dip, testing...)
Barrymore T. Raven III here, at your service. As many of you may remember, I recently broke my 170 year silence to try and set the record straight on humanity's erroneous view of Ravendom. Thanks to a certain poet (who for the moment shall remain nameless) many, if not most of you, were under the impression that ravens are brainless dimwits who have nothing better to do than say "nevermore" over and over again (for full transcript click here: http://fav.me/d7db1kh). In addition, I had hoped to dispel the notion that ravens are dark, mysterious, and evil by posting the very first (known) raven poem (authored by yours truly) entitled: My fuzzy pillow (for full posting click here: http://fav.me/d7e63sx).
Well, two things. Number one, I'm s
Take it back! [Tsukishima x Reader]"TSUKISHIMA KEI!"Take it back! [Tsukishima x Reader]2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
You stormed into the volleyball gym, clearly angry.
Everything stopped as the team members took in your fuming form. You obviously weren't from Karasuno. Your uniform was different. It was a light blue skirt and a white polo under a slightly loose cream sweatervest. There was also a red ribbon tied around your neck, denoting that you were a first year.
After observing you, they turned to Tsukishima, confusion clear among their faces.
"What is it Chibi-chan?" he droned, the boredom obvious in his voice.
"You totally said you would go to our practice today! Everyone was so excited too! Not to mention that I had to convince everyone that you were real and I wasn't lieing!" You stomped your foot on the ground, hands curled into fist.
Tanaka and Noya were now looking at you, their eyes glittering. "S-She's... SO CUTE!"
They ran up to Tsukishima, berating him on how he could disappoint a cute girl like you.
You sweatdropped, heading over to where the rest of the team was. "
Shocking Debbie“Every bride wants her wedding day to be perfect!”Shocking Debbie2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“What do you mean the band cancelled? There isn’t time to get another one!”
“But, as Debbie discovered, trying to do it yourself can be stressful!”
Debbie slammed the phone down, but it rang again. “You can’t be out of red roses!” she shouted, the instant she picked up the receiver.
“So many things can go wrong. It’s hard to deal with them all yourself!”
She sat slumped down before a desk filled with telephones, all ringing furiously. Debbie wore a white wedding dress, the veil askew in her wildly disheveled hair. She grabbed a phone, seemingly at random. “No, you can’t substitute hamburgers for filet mignon!”
Stan, dressed in a tuxedo, walked to her side. “Come on, Debbie, it’s time to go.”
“No, Stan, I have to get everything right!” Debbie s
Cowboy (ClintXReader) OneShotCowboy (ClintXReader) OneShot22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
We all have dreams. Wonderful, magical, inspiring dreams that will keep us perceiving through the worst. Or in other words dreams that are completely irrational and impossible to achieve, but for some reason us, being humans, seem to always still have these dreams. Some people do know, and admit, these dreams will never come true. However there are always those few people that simply won't admit that... what so ever. They go so far as to attempt to create these dreams and make them reality, which will almost always end up horribly.
Clint sat hunched over a computer screen. Now there were a few things wrong with this. First it was midnight and (F/N), his wife, wanted to get to sleep. Second this was Clint using a computer. The likely-hood of him breaking it was very high. Last time he had rage quit bec
Machina Era - Crazy CopterCrazy CopterMachina Era - Crazy Copter17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jon Baker stood at full attention as his commanding officer rolled back and forth in front of him.
“You sure you’re up for transferring to another station Jon? I know you’re rather comfortable here in San Francisco and everything.”
“I need to… My sister just lost her husband and she has two little ones… I need this so I can be closer to her and help her out.”
“Alright… We’re gonna miss you up here Jon. You’re one of our best helicopters on the force, going to be hard to find a replacement for you.”
Jon smiled sheepishly. “I’m sure you’ll manage. Just hope they don’t try to break me in at the new station… Heard they got some wild cards.”
His chief laughed. “I’ve heard the stories too… Hear they get a Crazy Copter on the force… yet he’s one of the best they got.”
Jon smirked. “I guess we’ll see when I get there how
Spiderman Tickling 3: Il gioco di Medusa"Cosa...no...basta!" Spiderman ormai stava seriamente cedendo al panico.Spiderman Tickling 3: Il gioco di Medusa3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Aveva combattuto mostri, alieni, vampiri...persino il suo costume!
Ma questo era diverso, questa era pazzia, era tortura, era...
Ma non arrivò mai a formulare un pensiero di che cosa fosse.
I capelli di Medusa presero ad arricciarsi e fremere, proprio nei punti sensibili appena scovati.
Una ciocca prese a contorcersi come una serpe esattamente attorno all'ombelico dell'eroe intrappolato, altre due picchettavano sotto le sue ascelle esposte, proprio come fossero un paio di dita. Infine, altri due tremendi fasci di capelli si presero cura della zona sensibile del suo inguine, salendo e scendendo con sfibrante lentezza e costanza.
"AHAhahahAh..MEEeDUUSAaaaAAAAA!!" urlò il giovane uomo in preda alle risate, torcendosi e dibattendosi inutilmente
"Sìììì?" fece lei insinuante "Devi dirmi qualcosa?"
"SmeEEhEHETIlallaALA!! SmeEEEHTIlLAaa SuUBIToo..mALEDETttata PAZZAaaAa!!"
La testardaggine del
Naomi and Alex~I like youNaomi and Alex were kind of awkward and everyone saw it, Lily smirked, “What happened Alex?”Naomi and Alex~I like you5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“nothing!” Alex blushed
“Liar” Lily smirked
* * *
Sophia poked Naomi, “Naaaoomi give me the details, what happened?”
“N-Nothing!” she blushed hiding her face
“Liar!” Jayden and Aiden yelled
Issac and Logan smirked, and Grace looked up from her computer, she was trying to make a fake note saying she didn't have to take gym, she hated psychical activity made her feel weird, “You know Naomi we won't tell”
“Even you Grace!” Naomi pouted
Jayden handed Naomi some paper, “Track winnings”
“HEEY! We got to go pay people” Naomi stood up hoping to take the heat off her and Alex. So the group started walking around, “Aaron!” Naomi handed him forty dollars, taken ten for her and the group as a cut, “you were the only one to win on shock put”
Observation: AlrightObservation: Alright2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
So far, Eiji still wasn’t sure how he should feel about his team, Team FVSE.
Ever since teams were formed, he had of course moved in with his team… he wouldn’t normally have a problem with that- but there was one fact that always remained in his mind when he thought of his team: He was the only male in the team.
…And he was the leader too.
As such, his living habits were extremely affected after moving in with team FVSE. It wasn’t that bad really- if anything, he just found that it was changed a little due to how well he knew his team- which was actually very little, by the way. He barely knew any of them- he knew their names, maybe talked to each member once or twice- and of course, all those times were very awkward.
But he supposed it was alright. He knew that Fu would often drift into her own thoughts (who knew what she was thinking of?), Vinum would often be found eating sweets (He found he sneezed often due to whatever cologne or perfume she used. Als
Vampire Diaries Chatroom (ElijahXReader)Vampire Diaries Chatroom (ElijahXReader)5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Y/n) has logged on
SexyVamp has logged on
Caroline has logged on
'Hey Caroline! - (Y/n)'
'Hey (Y/n)!!! - Caroline'
'Whoa no need to abuse the exclamation marks there Forbes - SexyVamp'
'Stfu Damon - Caroline'
'How'd you know it was me? - SexyVamp'
'Who else loves himself that much? - (Y/n)'
SexiestOriginal has logged on
'Him - SexyVamp'
'Whoever stole my username idea shall die - SexiestOriginal'
'Damon - Caroline'
'Damon - (Y/n)'
Matt has logged on
'Dont hate me cause you aint me - SexyVamp'
'I will end you - SexiestOriginal'
'..... - Matt'
'Besides Klaus is obviously the hottest Original - Caroline'
'Ha! Dont make me laugh - SexyVamp'
'Bitch please Elijah's like a god. Klaus got the fuglyness of the family - (Y/n)'
'Have you seen Rebekah? - Matt'
'Been there done that. Literally done it - SexyVamp'
'Stfu Damon - Matt'
'I wonder who's better in bed Klaus or Elijah? - Caroline'
'Wouldnt mind finding out - (Y/n)'
'Ewwww - SexiestOriginal'
'Go away Kol - Caroline'
'I'm obviously t
Gold Digger [Suga x Reader]“Koushi~” your [h/c] haired head popped through the open gym door, a cute grin on your features as you walked up to him. “What do you want [f/n]-chan?”Gold Digger [Suga x Reader]11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Daichi snickered to himself. He knew what that look on your face meant. You wanted something.
Needless to say, the rest of the volleyball was a bit confused. They had no idea who you were, or what you were doing here. They whispered among themselves, trying to guess how you knew Suga.
...Were you his girlfriend?
“But, Koushi~! I need money!”
Their mouths fell open in shock as they continued to stare at the two of you. You were a gold digger?!
A tense silence followed as you stared at Koushi, turning up your cuteness to maximum power.
Daichi snickered slightly at your crestfallen expression, while everyone else whooped with laughter.
“That’s right Suga-san! Don’t let this gold digger take anymore of your money!”
“Gold digger?” you exclaimed, tilt
The Easter TragedyThere you were perched upon the oak table that Easter morning, your seductive scent alluring me from the comfort that lay beneath the warmth of my quilt. My eyes were first drawn to your slender curves, each one moulded to perfection with the utmost care. If it hadn’t been for a prior engagement with an old friend then I may have spent all day long with you. What a fool I was to leave you alone and vulnerable against the brutal force of reality, a cruel mistress that sought to snatch away any possible chances of happiness that I possessed. As my mind slowly drifted to what you must have been doing that day, a familiar tone reached my ears signifying that I had received a new text. Like a child at Christmas I hastily scrambled to fish the phone out of my pocket, the screen illuminating into the form of some solemn news.The Easter Tragedy2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“You might want to sit down,” the message read, forcing my hand to tremble in fear at the prospect of what was to come “I have some terrible news
Death of a purple freak.One day Cassie was baby-sitting her niece and nephew as she was flipping through the channels she saw a familiar big bulky purple face that was being all weird,Dancing and laughing she knew it was Barney the dinosaur but her nephew and niece didn't seem to care for this guy and she turned the channel right away and she thought to herself "Ugh why did the keep showing that retarded beast on T.V.,I mean they hardly make Barney toys anymore or movies for that matter".Death of a purple freak.2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
She remember when she was a baby and being a year and at age 2 and age 3 she used to like Barney she watched his show a lot,Had his toys,books and VHS tapes.
Then by the time she was like 4 years old she outgrew Barney and found him stupid and annoying and her mom gave the toys,books and VHS tapes away to her cousin who is now 17 and is gonna be 18 in July and he outgrew Barney as well.
As the years passed Cassie learned all about macabre and horror and learned about death and murder,She imagined that happening to people the
Reiner accepts his inner-gayReiner was sitting with Bertholdt and staring at Christa. Reiner was like "Bertholdt I'm going to marry her. And Bertholdt was like "ok" but he really felt rejected on the inside and so he went and sat with jean. jean is a douchebag though. Reiner was like "whats your problem." he looked back at Christa but he saw Ymir glaring at him. She was like "I sense you're talking about my girlfriend." And so Reiner was like "no I wasn't" and she was like "yeah I heard you, and Reiner, you're hella gay so don't try to hit on girls." and then she slapped him with a fish and walked away. A single tear ran down Reiner's cheek and so then he accepted his inner gay.Reiner accepts his inner-gay4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
My Future Mother-in-Law was a Dragon!The Pemberton Dragon was a fearsome creature – and it was said that the only way to inveigle your way into its steely heart was through Truth or Humor and then it would spare you. Thing was, I not only needed to be spared, I needed to be welcomed, for within the Dragon’s lair dwelt a fair maiden, so beautiful, that when she walked in the grounds outside, trees bowed to her and roses wept with envy. I had seen her many a time in dreams where our worlds met and had instantly fallen in love.My Future Mother-in-Law was a Dragon!2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now, it will come as no surprise to avid fairytale readers that the Pemberton Dragon was not really a Dragon at all, but a woman called Maude Pemberton, who had been cursed by a Wizard many years ago – and the passage of time had caused the human part of the beast to be lost in a raging inferno of thoughts. However, Maude, or a small essence of her, sometimes emerged unexpectedly, when certain conditions were met. Laughter was a potent force, apparently, as was the meeting with a pur
Azusa's planetary underwearAzusa is thinking of yet another way to get a great deal of fun.Azusa's planetary underwear4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Azusa: Hmmm, what to do, what to do?
She is in her room thinking what to do, until she got an idea.
Azusa: I got it!
Azusa went to the store and purchased twenty gallons of chocolate milk, twenty one gallon cartons.
Azusa: Time to get it going!
Azusa pulled the back of her underwear, and dumped gallon after gallon of chocolate milk into her underwear.
Azusa: (giggles) That tickles.
She watched as after she dumped her twentieth carton of chocolate milk, she felt like she has a beanbag in her underwear.
Azusa: This is fun.
Some of the milk went into her butt, as it began to fill up and make her gassy. The milk going in her butt went into her belly, as it was the size of a basketball, her belly is.
Azusa: I feel so big.
The rest of the milk went to her butt and fills her butt, making her even more gassy.
Azusa: Here it comes.
Azusa began to fart a chocolate scent into her underwear, as they fill up with the scent.
Favorite Wedgie From Sesta's Stories 13The sound of cotton being stretched at high speeds filled the air as Naruko’s underwear were yanked out of her baggy pants in one pull of 90º. The orange panties with white round ramen symbols were reaching her mid back and Naruko felt a wave of pain getting inside her.Favorite Wedgie From Sesta's Stories 132 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Eaaaghh!” squealed Naruko jumping a little as she got wedgied. She knew who had done it, but she still turned her head and looked at the culprit, who was happily grinning at the blonde’s misfortune “Ino!”
Ino Yamanaka had been Naruko’s bane since they had went to the academy together. The plantium blonde was the first person to give Naruko a wedgie, and since then she hadn´t almost stopped. Even after the academy Ino hadn´t stopped with her sadistic hobby, which consisted in pulling Naruko’s underwear with every chance she got. Trying to resist was always met with failure as Ino then gave her victim a much more sadistic and humilliating prank, which tought
Vampire Diaries Chatroom 2 (FinnXReader)Vampire Diaries Chatroom 2 (FinnXReader)3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Y/n) has started a chatroom
Alaric has logged on
SexGod has logged on
'Hey Ric, Kol - (Y/n)'
'Hello sexy - SexGod'
'Gross I'm not gay - Alaric'
'I was talking to (Y/n) dumbass - SexGod'
'I ship it. Koric or Alarol - (Y/n)'
'................. - Alaric'
'Eww - SexGod'
'What? A girl can dream Kol - (Y/n)'
Elijah has logged on
Stefan has logged on
'Where are all the girls at? - (Y/n)'
'I dunno - Stefan'
'*shrugs* - Elijah'
'Uggh so many men. Go away - (Y/n)'
Klaus has logged on
Finn has logged on
'Fuck you Klaus - (Y/n)'
'What'd I do?! - Klaus'
'Your a man that's what - (Y/n)'
'I'm confused - Finn'
'Aww - (Y/n)'
'Oi dont aw him - Alaric'
'He's adorable! - (Y/n)'
'^_^ - Finn'
'Fuck you Finn - SexGod'
'Dont flatter yourself there Kol - Klaus'
'Yeah we all know your a virgin - Stefan'
'I AM NOT A VIRGIN! If anyone is a virgin it's Finn! - SexGod'
SexGod has changed his name to Virgin
'Oh Finn aint a virgin - (Y/n)'
'.......... - Alaric'
'.......... - Klaus'
'.......... - Virgin'
Sunday Dinner“they what?....” Alex asked over the phoneSunday Dinner17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Want you to come over for dinner” Naomi said
“Why they know me...” Alex said, “and I mean we're not...”
“Mom said we are, so its different.....so she said you gotta come over, Tiffani and Kevin are coming to”
“HEY FISH MURDERER!” Tristan yelled in the background
“DAD QUIET!” Alex sighed, “I don't think your brothers or your dad like me”
“BUT MOM DOES!” Naomi shouted, “and she is the one you have to worry about...”
“Alright...I'll go....for you”
~ ~ ~
“Dillon I can't do this...” Kevin said pacing around the kitchen, “Believe it or not your dad is a SCARY dude”
“its mom you have to worry about” Dillon muttered
“not helping...” Kevin said
“Baby,” Dillon walked over and placed his hands delicately on Kevin's chest, “it will be fine okay? I promise, Ale
Whispers in the Dark (part1) Whispers in the DarkWhispers in the Dark (part1)4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
What you don’t know can kill you
“Grandpaaaaaaaaa!” groaned a boy, “Can you tell a story we haven’t heard before?”
“Well, have you heard the fable about the Blooded Forest?” The grandfather asked.
“I don’t think so,” he replied.
“Then how about I share it with you my boy....”
Reindeer Paws - Part Ten“CHRISTMAS EVEEEEEEEE!”Reindeer Paws - Part Ten2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Perry put his pillow over his head.
“It’s Christmas Eve, Ferb!” Perry heard Phineas jumping on Ferb’s bed and a slight yelping noise from Ferb. Phineas then jumped down onto the floor again. “It’s Christmas Eve, Perry! It’s Christmas Eve, Blubbles! It’s Christmas Eve, other fish we haven’t named! Perry, guess what day it is!”
“I’m probably wrong. It’s Christmas Eve.” Perry mumbled.
“Yes, yes it is!” Phineas said happily. “Christmas is tomorrow! Only one day left! Let’s go spread some holiday cheer! Do you have to work today, Perry?”
“Nope.” Perry sat up and yawned. “But I’m going down to the agency today anyway. I have to deliver gifts to people and do the Secret Santa thing.”
“Ferb, wake up!” Phineas hopped up onto Ferb’s bed again, accidentally landing on Ferb.
“Ouch.” Ferb sai
Cypress Written app ProfileCypress Written app4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Name: Cypress (sigh-purr-us)
Cypress- It's the name of a tree. He thought it sounded cool
Past Names: Mica
Nicknames: Cy (sigh)
Sex: Female (sterile)
Pronouns: He, his, him
Age: 3 years 6 months ( 42 moons)
Birth season: Early summer
Blood line: EarthxEarth
Breed: Scottish fold x Scottish fold
Build:He’s a stocky build with broad shoulders, typical of an earth bending cat with large paws and a long tail.
Scars: two stretching from his left jaw to cheek
Earth and St
Demi's new friendDemi saw Tristan talking to a girl, and Demi knew who it was. She smiled and yelled, “TWISTAN!!” and jumped on his back.Demi's new friend2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“OH JESUS!” Tristan yelled, “What the hell Demi?”
“Is this Meredith!”
“yes..” Tristan said
“OH!” Demi jumped off his back, “I'm Demi! We're besties!”
“Wait a minute when did we decide that?” Tristan looked at Demi
“OH no I decided it!” Demi smiled
“Well its nice to meet you Demi!” Meredith smiled
“Thank you!” Demi grabbed Meredith's arm, “would you like to join me and Aubree at my house? It shall be a girl's night!”
“oh god...” Tristan whispered
“I would like that” Meredith smiled and walked off with Demi.
“your going to love Bree” Demi smiled, “but call her Aubree, she only lets CLOSE friends call her that, so there is only like...4 of us”
Meredith laughed, “Alright!