BEN x MAJORA'S MASK MOON CRACK SHIPPING THINGBEN x MAJORA'S MASK MOON CRACK SHIPPING THING20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Night of the 420th Day
69 Hours Remain
(oh aren't you funny)
It was night, and the moon was about to crash for like the millionth time because Link keeps dicking with the time and wanting to score with ugly chicks over and over, while everyone else is just like "oH NUUUUUU THE MOON BRO"
Twas the perfect night for BEN to confess his love to that sexy ass moon. Just thinking about those hella scary eyes and that giant ass mouth made BEN's vagina penis harden like the Stone Tower Temple. (ooooh see what I did there)
He walked up the steps of the Clock Tower and gazed upon the moon, which was eerily creeping closer to Termina.
All it took was one look and then BEN said "Fuck me."
The moon's orangey-yellow eyes got brighter. "I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything."
"Dude I would like, love for you to consume my ass right now. Like dude, you should totally open your mouth and let me stick my dick in it or you can get smaller and I can shove y
Paddy's Day at the Rabbit Hole (OUATXReader)Paddy's Day at the Rabbit Hole (OUATXReader)3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Emma walked with Mary Margaret, Belle and Ruby to the Rabbit Hole on a girls night out. When they opened the door they were greeted by yelling, the sound of glass smashing and turned over tables. Green banners hung from the ceiling and there was an Irish flag pinned to the wall. They saw a crowd had formed in the center of the bar so they pushed their way through to see what was going on. Emma almost face-palmed when they saw you and Hook wrestling on the floor not caring about the broken glass around you.
"Jefferson what the hell?!" Emma demanded of the Hatter.
"Paddy's Day!" Was all Jefferson yelled before he went back to cheering on the fight.
"COME ON (Y/N) KICK HIS ASS!" Jefferson yelled sitting on the bar. You struggled in Hook's headlock and grabbed a beer bottle from the floor, proceeding to smash it over his head.
"Wench!" Hook yelled drunkenly loosening his hold on you. You slipped out of his head lock and kicked his back sending him forward against the bar.
"Oh hello" Hook g
Belly Blows and Ticklish ToesBelly Blows and Ticklish Toes3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a quiet sunny morning in the hills of Mount Paozu. Chichi stood over her stove humming happily as she prepared a "small" breakfast for her two boys.
The flora and fauna seemed to hum right along with her. Until an unsettling roar echoed through the mountainside that caused a sense of panic in every creature for miles around.
The rumbling stomachs of two hungry half breed saiyans awakening from their slumber!
The two boys were quick to race each other to the table as they were still famished from their daily grind. Training for the big Tenkaichi Budokai. The elder of the two boys Gohan was the first to make it to the table. After planting a warm kiss on the cheek of his overbearing but loving mother Chichi.
"Morning mom! Wow this looks great!" He was quick to sit and tuck a napkin in his shirt as he began to devour the mass quantities of food before him. His name certainly not shying from his voracious appetite. However an indignant yell and scowl from his otherwise chirpy little
FanFiction? (OUATXReader)FanFiction? (OUATXReader)3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been a quiet day in Storybrooke and you were sitting in Granny's diner on your laptop writing whatever came to your mind. When you took a quick break you opened a tab to your DeviantArt account and began browsing the fan art and fanfiction. Unbeknownst to you the notorious womanizer of the town was sitting behind you and got curious of your writing. So he had been leaning over the back of the booth reading whatever you had pulled up on the screen. Unfortunately for you, you had been reading over a MadWhale lemon fanfiction you had written.
"What's MadWhale?" Victor asked curiously causing you to jump.
"Ah! Go away you creeper!" You replied slamming your laptop shut.
"I got curious so sue me. Now answer me woman" Victor said eyeing you.
"Never!" You shook your head.
"Then you've left me no choice" Victor replied before he covered your eyes with his hand and grabbed your laptop with the other. You shrieked and blindly reached for the device only to see he had successfully grabbed
Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P9Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P92 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once you calmed down enough to talk to Victor about Rumplestiltskin you discovered he had arranged to go to the Enchanted Forest to help a woman named Regina. At first you protested telling him nothing good came of making deals with The Dark One but he was persistent.
"Are you coming or not?" Victor asked you while packing his bag. You were torn. Go back to the land where you could potentially find Killian or stay with the man you had developed a crush on.
"Fine. How exactly do you plan on getting there?" You nodded going over to him.
"That would be via me my dear" A male voice said from the doorway. Looking over you we're surprised to see Jefferson the portal jumper.
"Jefferson? Bloody hell mate you still in the portal jumping business?" You asked as he tipped his hat back.
"That I am (Y/n). You ready to go doc?" Jefferson nodded.
"You know each other?" Victor questioned feeling slightly jealous.
"Yeah I helped her out a few years back" Jefferson replied.
"I'm ready" Vi
Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P8Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P83 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
To say you were pissed was an understatement. You were furious. When you had overheard Ruby telling Emma how she found Victor trying to drown himself by the docks you were hoping it was a joke until you found out it was true from Cora who had witnessed it. Now it made sense why Victor had told you he was sorry and left straight after he kissed you. Then to make matters worse you found out Hook had been hit by a car and was currently in the hospital with cracked ribs and a slight concussion. That's why you were currently sneaking into the hospital hoping to go unnoticed so you could see how your brother was doing. You we're about to round a corner into the waiting room when you heard Hook's all to familiar voice.
"Oh hello. You're quite real aren't you?" Hook winked at Ruby who rolled her eyes.
"Go eat your jello" Emma scowled pushing Hook back towards his room with little effort on Hook's part. You saw the room Emma pushed Hook into and waited till she was gone before going i
A interview with Eyeless JackMe: After a VERY long time I finally got ahold of someone special...someone I've been trying to get ahold of for a long time. EYELESS JACK!A interview with Eyeless Jack5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Interviewer throws confetti in the air.)
Eyeless jack: Don't do that...EVER...AGAIN!
Eyeless jack: I don' want any of you friggen confetti getting all up in hair! Do you know how long it takes to make my hair look like this!
(Jack points toward his messy hair.)
Me: No very long, it looks rather messy.
Eyeless Jack: I do that on purpose!
Me: Then how does it take so long, if you want it to look bad just don't try.
Eyeless jack: Well, um, because...
Me: Nevermind, I'll ask something else.
Eyeless jack: You do that.
Me: So, what do you think of your fellow monsters.
Eyeless jack: What do you mean?
Me: You know, Jeff, Laughing Jack, Sally, BEN, and Slenderman?
Eyeless jack: Oh right.
(Jack clears his throat)
Jeff is overrated, and a total slop. Last week he ate a meatball hoagie, in MY bed. I had to throw the friggen thing
Clothes Off (Link NealXReader)Clothes Off (Link NealXReader)1 hour ago in Short Stories More Like This
You stood outside the changing area with a bunch of random clothes in your hands waiting for Link to say what he needed next. Humming to yourself you heard the lock on the door click open before Link stuck his head out of the room.
"Whats the smallest shirt there?" He asked.
"Umm this one" You replied holding up a pink crop top. Link looked at it for a moment before he shrugged and took it from your hand to put it on.
"What'd you think?" Link asked opening the door wider to show you the first layer of shirts and pants he put on. You bit your bottom lip to keep from laughing and nodded. He was wearing the pink crop top and a tight pair of white pants that stopped half way down his calf.
"Looks good Link" You managed to get out.
"Oh hand me the see through one!" Link said pointing to it. You passed him the shirt and noticed a baggy pair of pink pants on the floor.
"Where did you even get those?" You asked pointing to them.
"I just found them in a thrift shop" Link replied gra
Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P10Past, Present, Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P1020 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unfortunately supplies on the ship ran low meaning a trip to the Island. Hook offered to go by himself but since Pan was the last person you trusted you and Mr Smee went with him. Hook led the way slashing at vines and branches with his sword while Mr Smee followed in the middle with the lantern and you behind with your sword out just encase. You paused when you heard rustling in the bushes near you and looked over cautiously. Mr Smee and Hook continued on and went right at the forked path up ahead. Convincing yourself it was nothing you continued on and took the left path after seeing a glimpse of light down it. Only when you couldn't find Hook or Mr Smee did you realize you were lost on Neverland.
"Damn Neverland. Damn Peter Pan" You grumbled to yourself turning back to go the way you came. After an hour of walking you just ended up getting more lost. Rustling in the bushes alerted you once more causing you to grip the hilt of your sword tighter. You raised it when some
How it's come to thisMy husband slid two twenty dollar bills across the table. “That’s all we have left...” he said.How it's come to this3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
I took an extra long moment to stare at them, noting how wrinkled they were now compared to the clean slips of fine green they had been when I handed them over along with the rest of the 300 dollars. Thanks to my basic math skills, I could clearly see that there was definitely an absence of about 260 dollars.
“Honey...?” I asked.
“Yes, dear?” Alistair replied.
“What happened to the rest of the money?” I asked, the grip on my mug growing tighter.
Alistair paused for a moment, staring into the void as if to suggest he was lost in thought. I just stared at him from across the table, waiting for him to give me a reasonable answer, or atleast formulate one. His mouth hung open like he was going to say more but nothing came out. So I spoke again. “You do realize that you were supposed to go out, get groceries, and come back with enough fo
Frank Deadman M.M.D.This was supposed to be a pilot for an adult swim show that me and a friend had come up with back in 2007-2008 before I got deployed out to Cuba for six months. I got to thinking about it again so I went ahead and started to write on it. I hope you like it.Frank Deadman M.M.D.4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Frank Deadman M.M.D
He awoke with a start, his head throbbing from the night before. He looked to his right to check the time. His vision still blurred slightly from the alcoholic drinks. It was seven forty-five in the morning.
He started to look left, suddenly stopped. He shut his eyes tight. He gently reached out with his left arm it touched the slender shoulder of a woman that lay next to him. Her soft skin cool to the touch. She stirred mumbled something but stayed asleep.
Ah crap, he thought. She was still here from last night.
He slid out of the bed careful not to wake her up, then walked wobbling to the bathroom picking up his briefs nearly falling over while he bent forward picking them up. He urinated but didn
Dragon's TouchShe looked over at the girl across the way, the wind started to blow slightly, it swept up her hair and her hooded cape a little ways. This is the moment in her life she had prepared for, to destroy the woman who had tormented and hurt her for so long.Dragon's Touch14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today the woman would feel the Dragons Touch.
“A Dragon can not defeat a demon much like myself girl” She has said with a smirk, “My strength is far greater then yours Demi.”
The Dragon, Demi was her name just closed her eyes and ripped off her cape letting it get carried by the wind. Her arm, which had scales and talons like a dragon now becoming visible, and the scares that wrapped around her neck and spiraled down into her shirt now hidden underneath the fabric.
“I'm about to show you the strength of a Dragon Olivia” Demi hissed, her eyes turning a blood red. Patches of scales appearing around her body, and also making an appearance on her body where giant wings and a tail. Demi was cursed with this
Kiki Origin StoryKiki sat behind her desk at school, listening as her teacher droned on and on about the fall of Rome. God she hated school… this was all SO boring… all she wanted to do was leave. Eventually the class ended and she sat up, picking up her backpack and walking out. Her cat, Fantasma, poked her head out of the book bag and looked at her, her little witch hat slightly askew.Kiki Origin Story1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hey Kiki, we going home now?” she asked.
“Yea…” She responded, walking down the sidewalk.
After about 10 minutes of walking she heard a small rustle in a bush a few meters away. She peered over to it, and saw a face poking out. It was a weird face… a big red smile, clearly a mask. She was mildly startled by this.
Fantasma saw him and hissed.
“He’s weird!” she said.
As she finished her sentence, he climbed out of the bush in his dark regalia, black hood, pants and gloves along with thick black boots hiding any scrap of skin. He began to walk toward her,
Balloon EbbriansWritten by - :iconnoctaii:Balloon Ebbrians4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Silica smiled as she strolled down a quiet path in the Mushroom Kingdom, her close friends Celine and Tiff trailing behind. After helping Mario and friends fight a brutal battle against King Bowser, the three girls decided to unwind. There was little time to do such, as many villains wheres still after the precious Crystal Stars.
As the girls walked down the path, they spotted a row of brick blocks and a single, lone question block floating mere inches above their heads. Silica ran up ahead, being excited to try new things. She jumped up instantly and slammed her fist in the yellow question block, opening it. It burst open and three yellow balloons with white letter P's on them floated slowly out.
Silica: Wonder what these are? *Pokes one with her finger, proceeding to pop it* I feel weird.. Girls, try this out!
Celine: *Pops a balloon curiously*
Tiff: *Pops one and starts to feel weird*
The three girls suddenly felt their bodies fill with air and they began
Old School, New FriendOld School, New FriendOld School, New Friend6 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chibishin stood in the middle of Middleton Middle School’s lunch room looking for an inviting table. Much to her chagrin, Kim had insisted that she go to an actual school instead of just being home school like she suggested. But no apparently she needed the “full school experience” and so after Kim called in some favors, Chibishin found herself back in the same school she felt like she had just been in yesterday. But of course it had actually been four years so all the people she know had long ago moved onto high school.
Which led to her current predicament of trying to find a place to sit. Of course being the “weird new girl” didn’t really earn her many friends right away and so no one looked willing to share their table with her. She continued to scan the rows of tables until she found a small round one tucked away in a corner with only one occupant sitting at it. She shrugged then p
Marcus and Dr Jack Oneshot“Dr Jack?” The familiar voice called out to him. The oncologist smiled, finishing his chat with one of the other child patients of Ward C. He stood up from his kneeling position beside the young girl’s bed, moving towards his favourite patient, Marcus Andrews. He bed was in the corner of the room, surrounded by IVs and machines, none of which were attached to the patient. In fact, from a distance, the bed looked completely unoccupied. That is, until his eyes skimmed across the crisp white pillow at the head, where a tiny lump rested. As he got closer, the lump became a tiny blanket, and then an equally small five year old boy, at most four inches tall in height.Marcus and Dr Jack Oneshot22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Dr Jack?” Marcus called again, his blanket pulled up to his chin tightly. Jack could see his tiny features lit up by one of the flashing machines by his bed. Marcus was by far his cutest patient- a mop of yellow bangs framing brilliant blue eyes and a small smile. At the moment he wore a miniaturi