Once Dead Round 1 Epilogue“Hey, Quill, you looked in on the hotel recently?”Once Dead Round 1 Epilogue6 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Not since I dropped Eli and Illi out of Yggdrasil, why?”
“Something’s up. Take a look for yourself.”
A short pause. Then, shrilly, “Um, Shiro? Why are my twins setting things on fire? Eli doesn’t even have magic!”
Another pause, this one tinged with a pensive sort of feeling. “Veronica and Jon have been affected, too. I think it has something to do with the genre barrier.”
“But Jon and Veronica...they still know this isn’t their canon. The only thing that’s changed is their clothes. Why are Eli and Illi...not Eli and Illi?”
“Your guess is as good as mine. Keep a close eye on the hotel from now on, see if you can’t figure it out.”
The twins had learned a lot of things from this freaky new world; the first morning after their arrival, their house had provided them with a Technol
Laughter BackstageKaitlyn walked through the faintly lit back stage area of the Abracadabra theater where she was the assistant to the theaters main star, the Fabulous Fernando.Laughter Backstage5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kaitlyn knew that some new props had come in to replace the aging ones that Fernando had been using for years. They were worn and looked way to cheesy with the distinctly 1960s patterns on them. They had been handed down from his father.
Kaitlyn found the props in a corner near the emergency exit at the back of the theater. She looked around at the new tools of the trade. Fernando's new hat was there, the one to pull all kind's of things out of; a couple decks of cards; a small cage that was supposed to collapse, supposedly with doves still inside and several lager boxes. One was obviously meant for the sword trick. She would sit in the box and it would appear that the box, and she, were being run through with several razor sharp swords. Of course she would emerge magically unscathed.
There were two other boxes; variations of th
Eleanor and ZoeEleanor smiled and sat down across from her old friend, and smiled, “Would you like to be the black or the white today Margery?”Eleanor and Zoe3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Oh deary I didn't bring the chess board today” Margery smiled, “Today my granddaughter and I are going out today, Why don't you join us?”
“oh no no” Eleanor smiled, “I don't want to impose”
“Please I insist, Zoe is right around your age, I'm sure you two make great friends”
“Grandmaaa” Zoe yelled and ran up with a smile, “Are you ready to go?”
Eleanor looked up at the girl, at Zoe, she had pale skin, and dark brown hair with pastel blue tips, with Blue eyes. Margery smiled, “Oh Eleanor please go with us”
Eleanor smiled, “I'd love to”
Zoe looked at Eleanor as she stood up, he eye covered with an eye patch, her grandma smiled, “Zoe this is my friend Eleanor” Eleanor held out her hand for Zoe to grab and shake. Which Zoe did with a
The Great Battle of the Kronstadting sea(PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A PARODY AND IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY I REPEAT THIS IS A PARODY THAT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY SO PLEASE ENJOY)The Great Battle of the Kronstadting sea3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Date: April 1, 2420
Location: Kronstadting sea
It was a calm day at sea, Dolphins were jumping around while the local population of Fin whales were in the middle of thier mating season while at the same time a great white shark with a god damn laser gun strap to his head for some reason ate its fifth human victim cause reasons.
All was perfectly fine, that was until Two fleets enter the area, one fleet being compose of a Iowa-Class Battleship (ASWS RV), a Kirov-class heavy missile cruiser (ASWS SCH), Four Bismarck-class Battleships (ASWS CONQ, ASWS SPUNZ ASWS GERMANIA,ASWS ROMMEL), five Ticonderoga-class cruiser mark 41 (ASWS DELTA, ASWS CODY, ASWS MEP, ASWS SWORDSGIRL, ASWS CHIM), two Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carriers ( ASWS DA, ASWS SHIRU) and a Virginia-Class Submarine (ASWS SOUL)
The other fleet was
Fire and Ice clothes don't mix Anna skipped around the halls happily. She was going to have to have tea with the most wonderful person she knew. Her big sister Elsa! It was rare these days to have good quality sister time since Elsa's was so busy taking care of the kingdom. But they always made it a point once a week to meet up and share secrets and eat of course, chocolate. They usually did different actives during there meet ups. Sometimes it was simply meeting in Elsa's study and talking, or other times a horse ride and a picnic. Though as much as Anna loved riding, she wanted a break for awhile after the last time they went, the horse had taken a bite out of her riding trousers and left with a hole in the back and for everyone to get a peek at her royal undergarments.Fire and Ice clothes don't mix1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was going to be a much more pleasant and less embarrassing time today. As she rounded the corner, she arrived at Elsa's study. She ran to it in a excited pace, giggling in anticipation of the f
Costume in A Can: A New SellerCostume in A Can: A New Seller7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Yeah, sorry man,” JD shrugged, “We just don’t have that kind of can here. Though if you want, we have plenty of Fairy Tail cans left.”
“No thanks,” Jet said, looking rather disappointed in what had just happened. The young man with dark hair had heard about this particular garage sale, in this massive neighborhood sea of garage sales, selling a particularly interesting product. One that could change a person into a whole other being from an anime and all it involved was a spray can.
Rachel said with a concerned look, “You sure? We hate for you to have come all the way out here without going home with anything. You sure you are not interested in any of the other varieties we got?”
“Sorry,” he stated, “I was only interested in trying one that was Persona related.
EntertainmentSimon Stevenson smiled as he walked through the streets, the lights flickering in night. It was his last week before getting married, and his friends had arranged a special night out for him. They had often been teasing him for his choice to keep his virginity until marriage, so he could probably guess at what was going to make the night "special". He sighed, guessing he'd have to disappoint a certain woman tonight...Entertainment1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
As he approached the club where his bachelor party was being held, his eyes caught sight of a poster. The sight of a man's face caked in makeup adorned it, with the words "Female Impersonators" framing it stood out to him. He felt his face contort in disgust.
"Urgh... those guys planned to bring me to a drag show?" he muttered. "Real funny. As if I'd be caught dead going anywhere near a bunch of freaks like that!"
He turned and began to storm off... only to walk face-first into the cleavage of a towering drag queen, clad in a tight dress. "Freaks, are we, pretty boy?" he
Vaati's Life of Torment #3 Story Time with Vaati#3 Story time with Vaati (short)Vaati's Life of Torment #3 Story Time with Vaati1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
I normally never tell stories, seeing as they give people beliefs; if I told you a story of a hero that lived many years ago, you'd all believe that he, the horrible boy had lived and then you will all tell them to your sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, and even with the weird friend that you have.
You may think that this story I am about to tell you is about me, the ever glorious, better than thou Vaati the Wind Mage. This story is not about me, I swear to din! If so much as start comparing me to my character, I will hunt you down and turn you all to stone! Its because I'm embarrassed... lets get to the story
Now, this is the story of how a man named... lets see... lets just call him V shall we?
It started long ago on the day of a horrible horrible festival called the Tiny People Festival...
V had just stolen a magical hat. Now, you may all be thinking, "The wishing Hat". No, this hat is less glorious than mine, in fact it was green!
V was hu
My friend and I in 2025This place take in 2025, we all live in a mansion that I own and my friends designed let all live here and Cody (aka galthecanadian) don't like that but cassie (aka Alaska-winter-sugar) made him.My friend and I in 20255 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
P.s. sorry for my grammar errors
Me: yo Cody are you making breakfast?
Cody: it Paige turn
Me: baka you shouldn't
Paige: what the hell you say about my cooking
Me:nothing it Cody fault
Me: yea it your turn
Paige: yea it is
*Cody up his iPhone 12*
Cody: Baylee it my turn to cook
Baylee: yea it your turn to cook and shut up I trying to sleep
Cody: come on
*break my cups*
Me: hey it my house you know you had to pay for that
*Cody pay me 50 dollars*
Cassie: oh good morning
Paige: good mourning!!!!
Cassie: hey if Cody suppose to make breakfast
Cody: guys stop it
Cassie: go to the corner
*kassie grab Cody's ear and drag him to the corner*
Kassie: and stay here
Handle and Pedal - FairytaleThere was once a poor woodcutter, who lived with his wife and two children on the edge of a forest, where the sounds of nature could hardly be heard above the noise of rumbling tummies. Life was real hard in fairytale land... Quite often an old woman or lame beggar would knock at the door of the woodcutter’s cottage asking for food but they would be sent on their way, for there was nothing edible in the dwelling apart from two packets of breakfast cereal, which meant that apart from eating Peaty Whuffs every morning, there was very little to eat for the rest of the day.Handle and Pedal - Fairytale5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
And then a famine came to the land, which didn’t help matters. It got to the stage where they had to divide one Peaty Whuff between the four of them. Not an easy task. Peaty Whuffs were quite small but not uniform in size and shape. Each day the man took it upon himself to measure the breakfast-designated Peaty Whuff and devise different methods to share it. One day he would weigh it and observe
The best fanfic ever!!!One time RabbitRaMae, Peanutbutter67, APPLEJACKISBESTPWNY, SuperPuffyGamer, AngelicDelphox, and FluffyPufCatteh found a rainbow toaster and put some bread in it. It came out with rainbow toast and then they exploded. But it turns out that RabbitRaMae and APPLEJACKISBESTPWNY were immortal. They didn't explode. But they ate the rainbow toast and turned into shape shifters. RabbitRaMae turned into a unicorn and pranced arround, leaving a trail of rainbows. APPLEJACKISBESTPWNY killed RabbitRaMae, but she re-spawned. Then Peanutbutter67 came back to life and unknowingly killed both APPLEJACKISBESTPWNY and RabbitRaMae. Peanutbutter67 had killed two immortal people. But then RabbitRaMae's ghost brought out her rainbow toast powers and destroyed the earth, everyone died. The end.The best fanfic ever!!!6 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
I hope you guys are freaked out by this. Sorry, not sorry. Have a nice day.
The Misty OneWherever I was, wherever I came, the misty one was always here. Telling me what to do, which girls to look at, how fast should I drink my beers, even how to enjoy myself. Yes, he was misty and everything, with his dark cloak and heavy breathing, but he wasn’t really scary. Not to me, at least. He was just a pain in the ass. He would always fake making decisions, but all he was doing is harassing me with suggestions. In the end, I always had to have the last word. He enjoyed so much provoking me, playing with my ego, throwing doubts in my face; he had so much talent to make me constantly confused, that I would lose my mind at last. But I didn’t. Somehow, I found a use for him. He was so impossible, that he would make me comfortable with myself. I am not that good, I made some bad things too, and I’m not perfect, but I looked like an angel when he was next to me.The Misty One3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Can’t remember how long he’s been here, by my side. From the very start, maybe. Can’t say
Until It's Gone - Part Nine“Bye, mom! I’m gonna go out!” Phineas ran for the door.Until It's Gone - Part Nine4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hold on a minute.” Linda set down the phone. “Phineas, you haven’t had breakfast yet.”
“I’ll be back in a few minutes.” Phineas said.
“What is up with you?” Candace asked. “Last night you were all-”
“I just really wanna go out for a sec.” Phineas said.
“Okay, but be careful.” Linda said. “I don’t need two lost kids.” She turned her attention back to the phone. “Yes, sorry…”
Phineas ran out the door and circled toward the fence. He pushed it open just as Isabella started to walk in.
“Hey, Phineas.” She said. “Um… about yesterday… I’m sorry if I…”
“Can’t talk now, Isabella.” Phineas said. “I’m kind of in a rush.”
“Whatcha doin’?” Isabella asked.
“Ferb left me a note.” Phin
Wojna..- Jakie mamy szanse?Wojna..2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
- Żadnych, panie generale!
- Czyli ogłoszenie wojny nie ma sensu?
- Najmniejszego, panie generale!
- Szkoda, chciałem być wielkim generałem. Uważasz, że jestem wielkim generałem?
- Czy ja wiem?
- Lepszym od Jaruzelskiego?
- Jaruzelski nosi ciemne okulary, więc jest bardziej cool!
- Ach, rozumiem. A od generała Pershinga?
- Generał Pershing miał sześć gwiazdek!
- Ile mam ja?
- Nie widzę panie generale, jest pan strasznie wysoki, proszę się schylić.
- Rozkazujesz generałowi?!
- To prośba!
- Chyba, że tak. I co, ile mam?
- Ani jednej, tylko nabazgrane coś flamastrem.
- Nie widać, co?
- To jest nieistotne, przyszedłem tutaj z rozkazem rozstrzelania pana!
- Rozkazem? Od kogo! Ja tu rozkazuję!
- To wola ludu!
- Tak działa tylko Hiszpańska Inkwizycja!
- Ha! Nikt nie spodziewa się Hiszpańskiej Inkwizycji!
- Toż to Hiszpa
DD one shot: Fish"Ha ha hahaha." Dover laughed loudly.DD one shot: Fish2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jersey groaned as he wiped water off from his face. The two were at the lake together after not seeing each other in over a few months. The two started off as sworn enemies, but certain events forced them to work together to the point that they became good friends.
"That's like, what, the fourth time already? Just exactly why do they hate you?"
"Boy would I love to know." He muttered, "Even in my human form they can tell its me."
"Oh yeah, Clara told me about the aquarium." She snickered, "What are you gonna do if the kid ends up wanting a fish?"
The demon paused, "Then it's getting a puppy!"
Viva animals nightmare school trip part 1.This day should all the kids in class 4B go on a school trip to a waterpark.Viva animals nightmare school trip part 1.1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
They brought their swimming suits and swimming trunks,and then it was to go.
The whole class went into the schoolbus and the schoolbus drove off.
After the schoolbus had been driving several minutes,Remi and Polly became very bored.
Remi- Cherry,i'm bored!
Cherry- If you are bored can we play " Spot the red sign".
Polly- YAAAAAAY! I love that game!
Caty- Where are the signs?
Cherry- Here they comes.
A long row with red signs appeard beside the road and the whole class exceptRemi started to jump up and down and shouted: - There's a sign! There's a Sign! there's a sign!
Remi covered his ears and hoped that this game should end soon, it was worse for Anton who had fallen under Polly's seat and Polly jumped up and down,Polly jumped up and down on Anton without notice it.
Poor Anton was completely bruised after the game,eventually the game was over.
Anton and Remi- Finally,we're so happy th
Agent Mango and Agent Taco in...A FISHY SITUATION~Part Three.ENJOY~Agent Mango and Agent Taco in...A FISHY SITUATION1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
I stared at Captain Mango, her head was covered in blood. "It-it's so cold..." she hesitated to speak. I was scared, to think that I will loose my best friend and partner in the agency, "Don't worry Captain, I have the first aid here, HANG ON!" I went to get the emergency kit from the Captain's quarters, but Captain Mango grabbed my wrist before I stood up, "Agent Taco..." She began to whisper, "It's too late for me..." I couldn't let her go, not now, "Captain, please don't say that!" "Please...sink the ship for me," I replied, "Of course Captain, BUT I CAN STILL REVIVE YOU." I felt the tears already rolling down my face. "I-I can see the light..." she turned to me one last time, a little smile formed, "Goodbye." Right then and there, I broke down, I felt my heart shatter, I was in complete dismay, and I wept for I don't know how long. The ship suddenly began to stir, a cold chill came up my spine and...WHACK. Some thing hit the back of my head. I turned to se
The Mattress King It began with a knock. It was nothing remarkable or significant upon my life, at least in a way that would have moved me dramatically. I heard such a noise on a very formal basis, and I suppose it served me well, each instance bringing me recollections of the intense debts I owe to the several hundred thousand people I borrowed money from. Gambling can be a very expensive business, from the intense loss of wealth to the even harsher loss of friends. No matter it was to me, for ideals of friendship have abandoned me for some time now, or was it I it? Either way, it was the rush of gambling that was my only acquaintance now.The Mattress King5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
When I, like a dog unnaturally hacked to perform opposing his will, walked to the door mentally preparing myself to repeat the same words I spoke on many occasions regarding my absence of pay, I found myself refreshingly dumbfounded at the sight presented in front of me when I opened the door. I saw two distinct figures who bid me good morni
Blind Date Ugh, I'm late. I knew I shouldn't have waited all day to take a damn shower.Blind Date5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
I pulled into the parking lot for Olive Garden, the restaurant where I was meeting a man on a blind date. My friend Stacey said he co-worked with her boyfriend at the airport hangars. I'm a sucker for anyone in the airforce, so I thought I'd give this guy a shot. I just hope Stacey's boyfriend didn't mention all I did was work my own little clothing shop that got about 2 customers a day. I made enough to feed myself, but this guy would have to pay for his own food cause I don't have that much. I hurried into the restaurant as fast as I could in my 3 inch heels. I really hoped this guy wouldn't mind me being only 5"6 without the shoes on.
At the front desk was a young man with dark hair. When he talked I could see he had braces, and could hear he must be just hitting puberty, "How many are in your party ma'am?" At least he had manners. This must
Tug-of-WarWarning! There are some things that are inappropriate for children in here!Tug-of-War15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You have been warned!
“Hold still Jordan…” Chris muttered to him, knowing fully well that it was unlikely for Jordan to listen.
Jordan looked down at his little box, examining it closely, since he never got the opportunity during their last adventure. It looked to be made of wood, and carved into the supposed lid was a hand with an eye in the palm.
“Chris, what’s more important- me figuring out why those guys wanted this box and their connections to Vlad, or fixing my arm?”
“Right now, your arm.”
“Bzzt. Wrong answe- OW!” He yelped and jumped back a bit, while Chris had his firm grip on Jordan’s arm while pressing a damp cloth to the gash in it.
“Jordan, I’m just cleaning the wound. I need to sew it up, so you’ll just have to suck
Timmy's gassy dayTimmy was just walking along as he went home from school. He was a little gassy, but didn't fart yet. He had such a crazy day. Timmy's dad was just sitting at the table.Timmy's gassy day1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Timmy's dad: Hey, Timmy. How was you day?
Timmy: Oh, it's gassy. Really gassy.
To be done soon...
Don't quit your night-shift #01The neon sign flickered, The Words faintly spelling out "Open" Yeah, As if anyone would be out here at this time of night.. Except for one, Norman C. Newton. In his uniform, And behind the counter, Status: Bored. All his life, He had been a simple and normal guy. And where is he now? In a normal, simple, And boring job. Figures. Hey, It was easy, But boring. He worked the 12-4AM shift at the "Sun Station" Gas station. Yes. Sun station. However, His coworker was happy to tell him that the chain used to go by "Happy-Happy Refills" Atleast they're improving.Don't quit your night-shift #012 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
While norman was standing there, regretting his life choices, He noticed, A brief flash in the sky. He just barely noticed it, As it was very small, and looked almost exactly like all of the other stars dotting the night sky. However, The flash appeared once again. Except, instead of disappearing again, It grew bigger.. and bigger.. and.. bigger. Until there was a loud BANG! And the ground shook, White light assaulting his eyes
Adventures in Tricksky High Part V - RE-BOOTPart V: Chilling time…sort of.Adventures in Tricksky High Part V - RE-BOOT19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rodger: *jumps out of the bed of Crow’s truck and stretches* Gyaaahhhh…..Why am I not tired?
Jack: No idea, considering you’re an alcoholic.
Rodger: *clicks his tongue*
Jack: Now that you think about it, I’m not really tired either. How bout you guys?
Brooke: Nah fam.
Tori: Wiiide awake.
Jack: Crow, you haven’t said- SHIT WE FORGOT TO BRING KISA HOME.
Rodger: Haha, finally this fucker isn’t organized!!
Crow: *still in truck with DC* Ok this was fun but me and DC need to go study, K bye. *begins driving off*
DC: WAIT I WANNA STAY HERE!! THEY’re going to have a party and I won’t be able to stay an…..
Rodger: Byeee have a beautiful time!
Jack: Shiiiiittt how do I get you home now?!
Kisa: Um….could I stay the night?
Rodger: *spits his drink*
Brooke: ….why are they flipping their shit??
Jack: She can’t stay here, we could get arrested or accus