GoT Chatroom 1 (Robb StarkXReader)GoT Chatroom 1 (Robb StarkXReader)6 days ago in Short Stories
(Y/n) has logged on
LadiesMan69 has logged on
CerseiLayer has logged on
(Y/n): Hey brother nice name.
CerseiLayer: Whoever did this will pay.
(Y/n): Has anyone seen Robb?
LadiesMan69: Kicked his ass in the tiltyard. He left in a huff.
(Y/n): You're so mean Theon.
CerseiLayer has logged off
FabulousStag has logged on
KingRobb has logged on
(Y/n): Robb what took you so long to get here?
KingRobb: Had to stop Bran from killing Arya over archery again.
FabulousStag: There can only be one King in this chatroom
BaratheonKing has logged on
(Y/n): Well now there's 3.
FabulousStag: Nothing to concern yourself with brother.
KingRobb: Renly still thinks he's King
(Y/n): Oh leave him alone. It's cute how he thinks he's all mighty when in actual fact he's just a wannabe king with boyish charm.
LadiesMan69: He doesn't speak much does he?
KingRobb: Father told me he mainly grunts or nods.
Heather and the Human MermaidHeather and the Human Mermaid4 days ago in Short Stories
The ocean waters were eerily calm. Normally, you’d see all sorts of fish swim around during midday…but today was different. Today was rather slow, much to the annoyance of young water-lover Heather Divine.
“Mmmmmm…” Heather’s bored voice droned out of a noseful of bubbles. Not a single fish out today, she thought to herself. On days like this, Heather normally sat on top of her favorite rock formation and watched as the fishes passed by, but for some reason, the big blue was significantly less crowded today.
Heather pouted, letting a few more bubbles free and puffing her cheeks out a little moreso than usual. It feels like I’ve been down here for hours, she thought. She rolled up her sleeve and checked her watch…two minutes, thirty-nine seconds.
Welp, so much for this, she thought. I still have plenty of time, though…why not get something for Miss Joanna while I’m here? With that, she jumped off the
Of Coles and Fishers, Chapter 11:03 AM, July 15, 2003Of Coles and Fishers, Chapter 13 days ago in Short Stories
"Uhhhh...." Michael Cole groaned as he rolled onto his side, trying to drone out the sounds of the voice in his ear. It was too late for talk and he was too tired.
"Miiiiike. Mike! Wake up, Mike!"
Cole groaned again, and proceeded to yank the covers closer to him, now annoyed at the voice.
The owner of the voice, however, expected this. Luke Fisher chuckled slightly as his younger cousin shifted and groaned, attempting to get out of what the three boys had planned to do since they had first heard about this trip.
See, the Cole-Fisher family wasn't exactly at home right now. Hell, their home wasn't even in the same state at the moment. The entire family had taken a week long trip up to Lake Ouachita in Arkansas for a bit of relaxation next to the lake's crystal blue waters.
So, Luke and Cole, as well as Luke's younger brother Will, had planned to sneak off sometime and go cliff diving without adult supervision, si
GegGeg is the kind of guy that would do something stupid. Shoving his hand down a drain, trying to drive over a driveway of ice cubes and butter, he’s done it all. The question isn’t, “has Geg done it,” at this point. It’s “How the heck is Geg still alive at this point?”Geg5 days ago in Short Stories
One day, Geg was working out to a Zumba CD when he had an idea. Now, I would normally say if it was a good idea or a bad idea at this point, but it goes without saying that, knowing Geg, it’s a bad idea.
Geg pulled off his sweatband and looked up, and he said this:
“All my life, everything I’ve done was absolutely foolish. Today, I’m going to change. I’m going to make amends. I’m not going to be Geg who screws things up, anymore! I’m going to put in my best, and I’m going to help others! I’m going to give my all!”
Geg went to the supermarket and bought a whole ton of food. He bought so much that it barely could fit in his
Kirby's Return to Dreamland ReviewKirby's Return to Dreamland Review6 days ago in Short Stories
Kirby's Return to Dreamland is a no-holds-barred second Kirby platformer on console since Kirby 64. It's planned to be released for the Gamecube with 3 enemy-turned-helpers for multiplayer instead of King DeDeDe, Meta Knight and Bandana Waddle Dee, but was scrapped for unknown reasons. Many years after since the Wii was released and the Gamecube departed, HAL Laboratory tried it again, but they wanna make a Kirby game more action-y than the last ones. Yes, they've added super abilities, a new way to bring the pain in the Kirby universe. Because of this, it's rated E10+! The game was kinda darker than Kirby 64 and was praised because of the soundtrack, the gameplay and the atmosphere on the levels. If only Nintendo wouldn't throw away the giant King DeDeDe robot boss that was seen on the GameCube trailer...
Penny's big impressionPenny Fitzgerald had just went outside, awaiting Gumball Watterson and his family from yet another misadventure out of home.Penny's big impression2 days ago in Short Stories
Penny: If I'm going to give Gumball a welcome back present...
Penny got out a helium tank.
Penny: ...then it's a present he's gonna get.
Penny hooked one end of the hose to the tank.
Penny: Now where is he?
Suddenly, the Watterson's wagon pulled to the driveway of the Watterson's home.
Nicole: I don't know why you had eat all those pies, Richard!
Richard: Hey, I can't help it! They wanted to be eaten! The sign says "All you can eat"!
Nicole: Yeah, but you didn't have to eat them all!
Richard: Well, how else was I supposed to stop the car burglar?
Anais: I could've helped.
Gumball: Are you crazy? You would have been done for!
Darwin: Which sucks by the way. When you die, you can't play video games, you can't eat anything, you can't see your friends, you can't do anything at all! Why can't we do what we want after we die?!
Nicole: Why do I ask?
Penny saw the family
[PKMN-DW] Flour GirlNoire glanced around the city as she walked along, and she wondered why every shop that she'd entered so far lacked the necessary ingredients that she needed for baking. Flour was an essential for baking, and she was disappointed with the fact that she couldn't seem to find any in the shops. Her basket was filled to the brim with every ingredient but flour. As she strode through the streets, she would occasionally pause by the shops and peek in, as if she was hoping to find one that happened to sell flour. Unfortunately, she was met with the same answer over and over.[PKMN-DW] Flour Girl1 day ago in Short Stories
"What sort of shop runs out of flour so early in the morning?" Noire asked herself with a small frown as she walked.
She kept walking for a little while longer before she began to wonder if she ought to just head on home since she couldn't seem to be able to find any flour. With a soft sigh, she began to turn around, only to be met with a rather odd sight. Situated beneath a tree was a Delibird, though it
Cuarta Insignia-KurumiAl haber acabado mi último proyecto de forma exitosa: Un súper antídoto hecho a base del veneno de Seviper y Scolipede, solo apoye mi cabeza en mi escritorio y me quede ahí sin moverme, debía tener la mente ocupada solo de ese modo no prestaba atención a lo que pasaba en mi cabeza.Cuarta Insignia-Kurumi3 days ago in Short Stories
―*Mama ya llevas encerrada varios días…deberías salir *―. La voz de Lie en mi mente me saco de mi cabeza y solo renegué.
― Salgo en la noche, tomo baños de luna, recojo muestras y me da el frio de la noche eso es salir ―. Aclare sin moverme, no quería salir al sol, no quería salir de mi cuarto más que nada, estaba más aislada que de costumbre.
―* ¿Al menos has dormido algo?* ―. Escuche como bufo y luego como sujeto mi silla de ruedas y me separo del escritorio, además de que la giro para que pudiera verlo.
― ¿Dormir? ―. Me lleve una mano al rostro y de reojo me mire
The Boys on the BoatDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.The Boys on the Boat5 days ago in Short Stories
The vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean stretched from horizon to horizon. The sun shined down from the cloudless sky, warming the waters that were now choppy from a brisk sea breeze. In the midst of this expanse of water, a small yacht cut a path through the sea. Her sails were up and full of wind. The white painted vessel skimmed along like a bird, with foam gurgling at her bow as she sliced speedily through the water. One could see her name painted along the side of the vessel: Sprite.
On the deck of the Sprite three sun tanned boys frolicked. There were two boys who were clearly brothers, each a blonde headed lad with a beaming smile. The older brother was named Eddie and he was thirteen years old.
False AlarmFalse Alarm1 day ago in Short Stories
"Hey dudes, which one of you wants to help me drag this body?" Dylan smacked his gum after delivering the nonchalant question. Leaning against him was Veronica, who was half-hauled and half-hoisted every time he inched forward. One of her arms had been clinging onto his shoulders while the other struck limp, dangling with every motion. Her frizzy head of blonde hair draped across his back like a furry cape.
With a frantic hand indicating her, Sergio's eyes bulged from his sockets. "What-"
"The fuck!" Chelsea exploded, her mouth agape. Her eyebrows shot up her forehead. "I know Veronica's annoying sometimes, but you didn't have to go drug her!"
"Dylan, we may get along, but I will not go to prison with you!" Sergio exclaimed, gesturing to him with a flare of panic.
Dylan quickly surrendered his free arm up, the arm that wasn't keeping Veronica from collapsing. "Whoa, whoa! Man, hold up just a damn minute! Why on earth would you guy
RWBY- The Wealth of Significant OthersRWBY- The Wealth of Significant OthersRWBY- The Wealth of Significant Others3 days ago in Short Stories
Part sixty-two of my RWBY series "Pollination: The Bumblebee and White Rose".
Weiss attempts to assist Yang in rectifying her financially unsustainable lifestyle. Hilarity ensues.
There’s nothing quite like a nice, hot cup of soul-soothing tea. I swear, this stuff is so good I wouldn’t be surprised if we forced one of the other kingdoms into addiction just so we could keep getting this stuff. Whether it’s on the day before an exam or just a casual Sunday review session, I always know that my tea won’t abandon me or yell at me or take me for granted or use me or-
“Weiss!” Yang immediately announces, turning my intelligent attention away from my soothing cup and relaxing online match of ‘Children’s Card Games On Nevermores’.
“...Yes, Yang?” I ask, sitting up on the bed that Ruby and I share. Placing the cup on the nightstand and laying my Scroll aside, I respectfully give the y
Curse Of The Pumpkin Yeti - Part One"Sir, maybe we should give the agents the day off."Curse Of The Pumpkin Yeti - Part One4 days ago in Short Stories
"Evil never rests, Carl." Monogram took a sip of coffee. "And why would we give them a day off? Don't we want the inspector to see how hard our agents work every day?"
"Um..." Carl bit his lip.
"Don't worry, Carl." Monogram pushed open the door to the main room of the agency. "Our agents are in top form. We don't have to worry about passing that inspection."
A security camera fell from the ceiling and shattered to the floor. A cow agent shoved past Monogram and thundered down the hall, wearing a fedora on each horn. A hatless wolf agent chased after her. A baby panda was painting a rather inappropriate picture on the wall, while a baby goat mixed more paint colors on the carpet. A dog agent had somehow gotten his head stuck in a chair, and a giraffe was trying to free him using a paperclip and a milk jug.
"Great googly-moogly! AGENTS!" Monogram shouted. "Stop it! Stop everything!"
Everyone except the baby panda turned to look at him.
Complete SinFelix: -trying to make waffles with a screwdriver-Complete Sin5 days ago in Short Stories
Geo: ….What the flaming cocker spaniels are ye doing lad!?
Felix: ...makin' waffles.
Geo: Yeah, I can see that, but why are ye usin' a screwdriver?!
Felix: This is how dad taught me.
Geo: NO IT ISN'T! He taught ye to use a spatula! -grabs the screwdriver and picks up a spatula-
Felix: ...no..pretty sure he said screwdriver.
Geo:...I will slap you, with my hands, on the face.
Felix: But I made you waffles!
Geo: ..yes. But their covered in motoroil! Why would I want to eat those!?
Felix: No that’s syrup.
Geo: If that’s syrup, than the dead squirrel in our front yard is the Queen of England!
Felix; THEN INVITE HER MAJESTY IN! HOW RUDE OF YOU TO LEAVE HER OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN!
Geo: You know, this is why I'm the one who gets sent on missions, you hand out cookies at the victory parties.
Felix: ….yeah. Their awesome cookies too!!
Geo: -deep sigh- They're tires, felix. You hand out tires. Big, rubber, tires. And we have
MAKE AN ANIMATRONIC OUT OF YOUSingers: Phone guy (P), Purple guy (P), Bonny (B), Chica (C), Foxy (F), Fredy Fazber (FF), Fredber aka Nightmere Golden Freddy (NF), Bonny Chica Foxy and Fredy together (A)MAKE AN ANIMATRONIC OUT OF YOU1 day ago in Short Stories
MAKE AN ANIMATRONIC OUT OF YOU
P: Let's get down to business,
To defeat the guard
A: But we don’t think, we’re ready.
P: Shut up! You wimps!
P: You’re the saddest bots I ever met,
But you can bet before we’re through,
Mister, I’ll make a tron out of you (NF: but I’m only 4)
P: Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you found the guard
You must stuff him in
P: You’re skeletonless, rusted, pathetic lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a tron out of you
FF: I’m never gonna catch the guard
C: Say goodbye to cupcake for me
F: Why was I a fool to break my yaw?
P: What’s wrong Maggots? Out of breath?
B: No one likes me. I’m purple.
P: Boy that was racist more than you think
Agent Cupcake and Agent Taco in...A FURRY BUSINESSIt was almost dark by the time we finished checking the body. We were able to find out the fabric store, and what the markings on the man's face meant. Agent Mango covered up the body with the bed sheets, and we walked out of the lab followed by Jimmy who locked the door behind us. Everyone was quiet during the entire ride back to the hotel, Agent Mango and I had a lot to discuss about Jimmy, and how he survived John, the Kraken. We thanked Jimmy for using the lab and went quickly to our room. "How did he survive? I threw him overboard!" yelled Agent Mango, clearly furious and confused. She continued to yell, and started to throw things around in the hotel room. I had to calm her down, I held her arms so she doesn't throw anything else. She took a deep breath, and went to the kitchen to get aAgent Cupcake and Agent Taco in...A FURRY BUSINESS1 day ago in Short Stories
PMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Act 12In Pokemon City, MetroGamerX super sprints and super jumps around the city until he runs up a building and reaches it's rooftop. Shadow Tepig appears.PMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Act 124 days ago in Short Stories
MetroGamerX: Oh, Shadow Tepig?
Shadow Tepig: I've realized that we're connected. so if I kill you, I'll kill myself too. This is why I'm suddenly so interested into helping you.
MetroGamerX: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Shadow Tepig: But then again, teaming up with rivals is a way to get help for taking down your enemies.
MetroGamerX: How about it? I will help you, too.
Shadow Tepig: It's a deal, then. Thank you.
Shadow Tepig disappears, while MetroGamerX heads back to the HQ. Fennekin approaches him when he heads inside.
Fennekin: What were you doing up there?
MetroGamerX: Shadow Tepig wanted to team up with me, because we're connected. he said he'd die if he killed me.
NeoMetalSonic360: At least you can be butt buddies now.
MetroGamerX: It's not quite like that.
Tuskless: When we're in distress, he'll appear and help us, right?
Debora's awesome train adventure (a crackfic)Once upon a time Debora was bored.Debora's awesome train adventure (a crackfic)2 days ago in Short Stories
Suddenly a train came and she freaked out and was scared.
Then OperationTechnician came and told her to run.
She ran into the train and died.
Like if this made you cri kthxbye
Jumper Jessica's galactic clown bounceOne day, after coming back from outer space with a bunch of galactic hoppers, JessyB-Design design was ready to bounce with the species. The first galactic hopper read her mind and automatically saddled her up on his back and off they wentJumper Jessica's galactic clown bounce1 week ago in Short Stories
"Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing!" shouted the firstgalactic hopper as it hit the ground and bounced Jessy back into the air followed by the other galactic hoppers.
then the hopper didn't look where it was going and *BOOOOOOOOOIONG!* bounced back out from a blue hop 66 ball.
Luckily the galactic hoppers, and Jessy were unharmed.
Me and louieeeman bounced closer to make sure they were ok
"Cool hopper ball you have there" I said
"Oh I am an actual animal" said the hopper blushing with happiness.
"ANother talking hopper?"
Government Declares Snow RacistProduces Plan To Make It TechnicolorGovernment Declares Snow Racist1 day ago in Short Stories
Ghostly DrunksSo I have a few theories about the spirits haunting my house;Ghostly Drunks1 day ago in Short Stories
I think they’re drunk; which is why they always knock stuff over and stack odd things and can’t answer simple fucking questions and don’t depart when asked and leave your house a mess, like stop fucking partying at night it’s 3am and I have to GO TO WORK in 3 HOURS.
Like, ok so you have the angry drunk ghost, taking on the form of a poltergeist – who throws you around or drags you into the basement or whatever. Punching at the light on the roof because it’s there and it’s fucking bright and in their face and smash it cause they can reach it. The table flipping douche bag has no regards for you or your personal belongings. Does your tablecloth get yanked off the table by an unforeseen entity? That’s just angry-table-flipping-drunk-bag hating on how you’ve laid out the table. They are a rather unreasonable type. They also leave aggressive messages on recording devices, pinc
Strange Case of Argonaut And McCalow - CHAPTER #2Barack Obama spat into his walkie talkie, and within five minutes a helicopter roared above their heads.Strange Case of Argonaut And McCalow - CHAPTER #23 days ago in Short Stories
"How did it get here so quickly?" asked Argonaut.
"Whichcraft," replied Obama, as the three whonses were spooned into the helicopter.
The chopper's blades span, like, really fast, dude. And they made lots of noise. Man, it was crazy.
"Project SPANK stands for Special Penguin Anger Network 'Kay?" yelled the president in his normal voice.
"Penguins need help emotionally."
"How come?" Jason asked again, as he stole the pilot's shirt.
"Well, it's really bloody cold where they live. Have you been there? It sucks, man."
Suddenly, the helicopter pulled down to land. It's doors opened and, to their surprise, Jason Argonaut and Barack Obama where in the Antarctic.
"Oh crap, we left McCalow behind!" yelled the pilot as he took off, leaving the two gits together.
"Welcome," said Obama, "to the Antarctic."
"Well I can see that, you cad, you." Jason replied. "So, erm... where's the base?"
A Strange Friendship: Chapter 1A Strange FriendshipA Strange Friendship: Chapter 11 week ago in Short Stories
Characters: Ransu Sandobaru, Tenshi Oji, Fuzen Sayomi (Demon), Akame Sayomi (Red Eyes)
Authors Note: As you know, Tenshi, Fuzen/Demon, and Red Eyes/Akame are not exactly 'human'. So... this is AU (Alternate Universe) so in this story they are. If you have any questions about that, ask me in the comments.
Summary: Highschool AU (Alternate Universe) Tenshi and Ransu have always been best friends, even though they are complete opposites. One day, two new students arrive, Fuzen and Akame. Ransu had become friends with Akame after a certain... 'situation', but Fuzen might be their worst enemy. The two friends find out more about their parents... and who they really are, and that maybe, just maybe, they might be more than just friends.
A Strange Friendship: Chapter 1: Before It All Started.
'There are two roads, most distant from each other: one leads to your fate, while the other...'
Tenshi was brought back to reality when he
Neue normative VerhaltensmusterDrei Kreisel die im Gleichschritt die Passagen entlangliefen und dabei so einige Blicke auf sich zogen.Neue normative Verhaltensmuster1 week ago in Short Stories
Verrückt so schien es uns allen, dass es für sie wohl kein Problem war, so angestarrt zu werden. Zugegeben, es war wohl verständlich, dass wir alle solche Augen machten, hatte doch wohl keiner von uns bisher Kreisel laufen sehen. Kreisel hatten eigentlich zu kreiseln, so wie Läufer nunmal liefen. Nachdem nun also die Kreisel liefen, fingen alle Läufer an zu kreiseln. Das sah sehr merkwürdig aus. Ich versuchte, meine Konzentration auf etwas anderes zu lenken. Schnee, der eigentlich im Sommer nicht fällt, fiel uns ins Gesicht. Einem brach die Nase und er begann zu singen. Das ist nicht die normale Reaktion auf eine gebrochene Nase, dachte ich mir, allerdings bricht normalerweise auch keine Nase durch Schnee. In diesem Fall ist dann vielleicht auch der Gesang angebracht. Dass in diesem Moment auch noch das Klavier, das aus dem 3. Stock über mir au