Halloween Special (Bruce BannerxReader)Halloween Special (Bruce BannerxReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
You opened the package containing your new Halloween costume and grinned when it was the right one. Last time you ordered a Halloween costume you wanted a Dracula costume but got a massive banana instead. Needless to say Tony enjoyed taking the piss out of you for the rest of that party. You put the revealing costume on and put on a silk black robe over it so Bruce wouldnt have a heartattack yet. Smirking you walked out of your room at Stark Towers and went down to the lab where Bruce was working alone. Making sure Tony wasnt in the tower you went into the lab causing Bruce to look up.
"If you're here to tell me to get some rest I'll be coming up in 10 minutes" Bruce said not paying any attention to the robe.
"Thats not why I'm here Bruce. Ya know that Halloween party Ironass is throwing?" You replied going over to your boyfriend who nodded.
"What about it?" He said eyeing you cautiously.
"I finally figured out my costume. Wanna see?" You grinned. Bruce narrowed his eyes at you and nod
Halloween Special (Killian Jones/HookXReader)Halloween Special (Killian Jones/HookXReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
By the time Halloween had rolled around Hook was slowly adjusting to civilian life in Storybrooke. But he refused to wear civilian clothing. He liked his leather clothes and would glare at anything you tried to get him to wear. But tonight everyone was gathering in the town square for a Halloween party and you'd be damned if you didnt get Hook to dress up. You entered your apartment and had a box under your arm and a grin on your face.
"Killian?" You yelled closing the door to your house with your foot.
"What?!" Hook yelled back from upstairs.
"Come're for a second me and Emma found you the perfect Halloween costume!" You said going into the living room and dropping the box onto the couch.
"I am not dressing up for some stupid party (Y/n) I've told you 9 times!" Hook replied walking down the stairs wearing only his black pants, black boots, his hook and a towel around his neck. You resisted the urge to stare at his chest and looked at the box instead.
"You will get your ass in that cos
Halloween Special (Dr WhaleXReader)Halloween Special (Dr WhaleXReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dr Whale walked up the stairs of his apartment block looking forward to a relaxing evening after a long day of work at the hospital. He stopped in front of his door and pulled out his keys to open it only to find it open. Figuring you were over he opened the door and walked into his spacious apartment. Dr Whale shrugged off his coat and hung it up by the door before he took off his suit jacket. He paused when he didn't hear any sign that you were there and looked around the dark room.
"(Y/n)?" He called reaching to turn on the light. When he got nothing in reply and saw the living room was empty he eyed the bedroom cautiously. Meanwhile you were hiding behind the couch aiming to scare the poor Scientist/Doctor by dressing up as the Bride of Frankenstein since it was the day before Halloween. Dr Whale walked cautiously to the bedroom and turned on the lights before going in. You heard him mutter something to himself before he went back into the living room. You waited till he sat on the
Going Once (BuckyXReader) OneShot“Hay Bucky,” (F/N) said wiggling her eye brows in an odd fashion with a smirk plastered on her face.Going Once (BuckyXReader) OneShot20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Whatever it is you are about to ask the answer is no,” he said sternly never taking his eyes off of the newspaper in his hands. He already knew that he didn’t want any part in whatever scheme she had come up with (That would most likely fail).
“To bad because I’m a tell you anyway,” she said while hopping up onto the couch he had been sitting on. “Now here is my totally epic, garneted to work, master plan! We, wait for it…” she paused for dramatic affect even though Bucky was barley paying her attention. “We stick one hundred and fifteen for sale signs on Starks house’s lawn!” She looked at Bucky wide eyed waiting for a response.
“Why would I help you with that.”
Truly a man of few words (F/N) couldn’t help but chuckle at this thought. “You’ll help me because its H
Three Little Pigs (the real story)Three Little Pigs (the real story)3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
* audio version available here: https://soundcloud.com/tom-woodliff/the-three-little-pigs-ala-sam
"... who's afraid of the big bad wolf
the big bad wolf
the big bad wolf
who's afraid of the big bad wolf
la de da de da"
Dumpty here. That's detective Sam Dumpty - seeker of fairy-tale truth, righter of literary wrongs, supporter of the wrongly accused and defamed. The Three Little Pigs. The story told never seemed quite right to me. I'd known the big bad wolf for years, never was much interested in pigs. Once told me he hated bacon, too fatty for his taste. No, he always preferred sheep, ever since he cut his first fang. Most knew him as Mr. Foxy (a name he always hated because, duh, he was a wolf!). But I knew him by his given name - Elrod (sigh). In any case, I never could figure out why he suddenly developed a taste for pig. So I've spent the last 2 years of my life trying to solve this seemingly unsolvable conundrum.
Haunted Halloween“Come on Steffi, you’ll enjoy it if you give it a chance!”Haunted Halloween2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I told you already, I’m not interested!”
“Please Steffi; Todd Cooper is coming and he specifically asked if you would be there before accepting his invitation.”
“Todd asked if I’d be there? I thought he didn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.”
“Maybe he’s realised you were good for him; you know he split up from Charlene last week? Apparently ‘he made a mistake’. He might just have realised he shouldn’t have cheated on you.”
“Perhaps, but who says I want him back after what he did.”
“Then come and show him you’re the bigger person. Please, Steffi, will you come to the party?”
“Great! I’ve rented the old Adamson place on Winchester Avenue. It’s supposed to be haunted so it should give us a great atmosphe
Halloween Special (Robin HoodXReader)Halloween Special (Robin HoodXReader)22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Takes place in Storybrooke)
Robin stirred in his sleep when you slipped out of his grip to make a run into town. Thankful he didnt wake up you quietly got dressed and left the house hoping to be back before he woke. Once you got what you needed you went back to your house and silently opened the door. Hearing no sign that Robin was awake you sighed in relief and went into the kitchen only to see him leaning against the counter with a cup of coffee.
"Bit early for shopping isnt it dear?" He asked noticing the bags.
"Damn I thought you'd still be sleeping" You cursed.
"You werent exactly quiet closing the door when you left" Robin rolled his eyes. You cursed yourself again and shuffled your feet awkwardly.
"Whats in the bag (Y/n)?" Robin questioned sipping his coffee which since his time in Storybrooke he had become addicted to.
"Nothing..." You replied innocently.
"(Y/n)" Robin warned narrowing his eyes at you.
"......Halloween costumes......" You admitted.
"Please tell me there
Halloween Special (Bart GregoryXReader)Halloween Special (Bart GregoryXReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jogging up the stairs towards your brothers flat you reached into your jeans and grabbed the spare set of keys you had encase he wasnt home. Opening the door you stuffed your keys back into your pocket and closed the door behind you making sure to lock it.
"Yo Joey you home?" You yelled stepping over the massive blood stain on the carpet. You shrugged when you got silence in response and assumed he and Bart we're out drinking again. Dropping the bags you were carrying onto the couch you noticed more blood on the kitchen table covering a plate.
"Aw not the plates" You groaned before you heard the neighbors banging upstairs.
"Fucking neighbors" You muttered to yourself before you began cleaning up the table covered in blood. When it was sunrise you heard the sound of struggling outside. You opened the door and saw your older brother Joey carrying your best friend Bart over his shoulder. Joey walked by you and dumped Bart onto the couch only to have him fall off it. You closed the door an
Halloween Drabble 2014Halloween Drabble 2014Halloween Drabble 20142 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Witch’s Brew
Selina, a young witch, was in the middle of the forest tied to a tree by tree’s very roots and its branches were wrapped around her mouth, silencing her. A few yards away in a clearing was Aurora, an ugly, elderly witch with long grey hair, a crooked nose and whose face was ravaged by time, who was stirring a bubbling cauldron of green liquid.
“Soon, my pretty, soon my brew will be ready. Once I put you in cauldron the rejuvenating potion will be complete. I will be beautiful again.”
Selina struggled against her bonds as Aurora cackled wildly.
Trick or Treat
Abigail Adams, a young house wife, was duct taped to a chair with a piece of tape slapped over her mouth while two boys, one was dressed as ninja, the other a bed sheet ghost, raided her house.
“There’s no candy in the entire house. What kind of psycho gives fruit instead of candy during Halloween?” The ninja demanded. Abigail trie
Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)ATTACK OF THE PUMPKIN BLOB!Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yet another boring Halloween had rolled around, the streets lined with decorations and people out in costume in the quest for candy as usual. Cackling witches, howling werewolves and moaning zombies. Spooky scary. Li missed the good old days when Halloween was scary. Back when people put effort into their damn costumes! Now it was always sexy witch this and vampire that, bah, never an awesome inventive one like a zombie rocker or werebadger or something. Hmmph.
“Ugh, ye’d think people’d get better costumes nowadays…” she complained to herself, watching kids go buy in their little fairy and witch costumes.
Lumbering to her feet, Li was as immense as ever; her gut bigger than a yoga ball drooped down over her jorts like a furry pile of jelly, rippling as she took a slow walk to her kitchen. Her vast backside wobbled as she did so, each cheek big enough to smother the 3 person couch she had and almost spill off of it, with meaty tr
Captured RPYou were in a giant field, minding your own business, when something picked you up with it's mouth playfully...Captured RP18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A. A Neko
F. Human Giant/Giantess
Costume ConundrumCostume ConundrumCostume Conundrum2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Al frowned nervously as she looked at herself in the mirrored closet door. She was starting to have second thoughts about the Halloween costume she let Shin pick out for her. It was basically a once piece swimsuit that zipped up in the front and was mostly white with purple trim along the sides. The bottom half as cut rather high on the hips and ended showing off a bit more in the backside than she should it would. The fact that it fit so...snugly didn’t help matters either. The upper half wasn’t much better as they cut rather low and showed off quite a bit of her sides as well. Though thankfully it still covered all of her chest. Of course it was still tight enough to show off her amble bosom but at this point in her life she just accepted the fact that *most* tops would do that. At least she was able to zip it up all the way.
The only other additions to there costume were a pair of black fingerless g
Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)35 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in Emma and Mary Margaret's apartment with a group of others watching a scary movie since it was Halloween. Of course Emma had to choose the scariest movie in History not knowing you hated scary movies. The film wasn't even 10 minutes in and you already we're clinging to Dr Whale's arm earning an eye roll from the doctor. Half way through the movie Emma and Mary Margaret left to go to the store for more wine but you barely acknowledged they had left.
"Can't we watch Dracula or something?" You asked shakily.
"No now shut up" David replied eating some popcorn. You glared at David hoping his head would blow up (Sheldon Cooper style) and jumped when a girl screamed on the TV.
"I can't feel my arm" Dr Whale grumbled as you tightened your grip on him. You ignored his complaining and shrieked when a jump scare popped up on the screen. After another few minutes you had your face buried against Dr Whale's side so you couldn't see the screen. Suddenly the power cut out causing almo
Princess Balloony WaysDaisy was just walking along and not just that, she is minding her business as usual. Meanwhile, she meets Mario with a bike pump.Princess Balloony Ways53 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Daisy: It's nice to see you again, Mario.
Mario: Hello, Daisy.
Daisy: Well, here it goes again.
Mario took the hose of the bike pump into Daisy's mouth and started to pump.
Daisy: Now I'm really getting pumped, and I'm not that big.
Mario continued pumping and Daisy is continuing to get bigger and rounder.
Daisy: I'm starting to give, and boy am I big.
Mario kept pumping until, the hose was taken out of Daisy's mouth and she is deflating as she is blowing all the air out and she is flying away.
Mario: Well, there she goes.
Meanwhile, at Peach's castle, Peach decided to get into an inflation workout and she got out a machine consisting of a stool with an upside-down handlebar leading to a 100 pound spherical weight lying on a foot pump with a long hose with a suction cup attached to the end of it. She took the suction cup to her lips and began pushing the ha
The Drifting CrateAmidst the debris of space was a large drifting crate, likely hiding a dragon. "We should tow it back." Said the crewman. The crewman didn't believe in dragons.The Drifting Crate9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The pilot on the other hand was a respectable sort who believed just about everything she was told. "It would be a waste of fuel." Said the pilot. The dragon would of course be quite heavy, stuck in that crate like that they'd expend extra fuel to drag it to the nearest starbase. No it would be much better to leave the dragon here where the only thing it could burn is space sheep.
"I'm sure we would make back the money for the fuel on the sale." Said the crewman. The dragon would fetch a fair price from the local market. Dragons being on the mythological creature list made them highly valuable at auction. It could also be a demon reasoned the pilot to herself.
"The captain should be the one who decides." Said the pilot. The pilot smiled. The captain was locked down in a rousing game of Uno. They were actually playing it togethe
I felt like writing, so I did. Note: It's 1:15 am. I am writing to pass the time. I have no idea what's going to happen in this story, so if you make it through, congratulations.I felt like writing, so I did.12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a cloudy, rainy evening as Roswell followed Collin back home. She has always enjoyed the rain. It was peaceful to her, and gave a sense of security where she could be away from the sun, but not in the dark (and don't tell me that water falling from the sky isn't awesome, because it is). Collin preferred the night, or so he had said. Like Roswell, he also despised the sun. However, Roswell noticed, he seemed to enjoy sunsets. She remembers watching the sun go down with him countless times. It was nice, and so was Collin. There's something that draws her to him. Maybe it's because he hasn't let her down yet. He had always been there for her. She liked Collin in more ways than this, but she felt this one was most important.
They were almost home, and Collin has said nothing from the time they started back. S
Halloween Treat Scare.In the state of Nebraska, It was October 31 1978. In a small neighborhood, all of the kids were running about going door to door trick or treating while in a nearby forest, Organchi was searching for food but not even a small rat or a eatable root was found but then, he heard some screams outside of the forest. Curious on why would there be screaming, Organchi poked his head out of the forest to see the kids trick or treating. He was confused for this was the first time he has seen this strange holiday and at first, he thought some of the kids who were dressed up as monsters where real but he quickly found out that they were dressed up.Halloween Treat Scare.14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Organchi- ( scratches his head )
?????- Hey Mister.
Organchi was startled and as he looked to his right to see three 10 year old kids. Two of them were boys while the third was a girl. One of the boys was dressed up as a pirate with an eye patch over his right eye and has a fake parrot on his left shoulder. The other boy was dressed up as a skeleton wit
No One Come Near I swing on the front porch. Slowly. Back and forth, back and forth. The birds singing and the wind whistling. The trees dancing to the rhythm. I take in a deep breathe of the fresh air. It’s been awhile since I actually sat outside and relaxed. It’s been awhile since I’ve been outside at all. I usually stay in doors. Playing video games, reading, or on the computer. I don’t really have much of a life. I hang out with my family every now and then. I go out and shop till I run out of money. I moan and groan when it’s morning. Heck, I moan and groan when it’s Monday. I feel like my life is a routine. Over and over again. No adventures like in the movies which I would love to have. I swish my legs out to give the swing a tug and jump off with a little tap at the end. My stomach makes this hugNo One Come Near17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stop clowning aroundThe writers walked into the writer home to find a creepy clown standing in the corner.Stop clowning around2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nick: what the?!
Dr-J33: How the heck did he get in here?! I locked the door!
The clown stared at them.
Fatfan: This isnt scary.
Mars: And hes not even a good spooky clown!
The clown smiled.
They throw the clown out of the house and slam the door.
Later Nick was watching tv when the clown appeared behind him.
Nick: Hey doc? Is that you?"
The clown started drooling.
Nick: Could you get me a coke?
The clown tackles Nick and starts shoving a balloon animal down his throat.
Dr-J33 walks in holding a taco and sees the clown.
Dr-J33:........ Nick whats going on?
Nick: MMMMFFFGFF!!!!! MMMMFFFF MMMMMFFFF MMMMMMMFFFF MFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr-J33: So the clown came in and started shoving a balloon animal down your throat?
Dr-J33 threw the clown out of the house.
Mars was reading fanficti
The Difficulties of Being a Cannibal"Good heavens." Mr. Graves said. "I was almost late!" Mr Graves' was afraid his compatriots would think less of him and consider him a cannibal. He couldn't allow them to see through his carefully placed disguise. A mild mannered gentleman with distinguished taste could never desire the flavor of human flesh.The Difficulties of Being a Cannibal1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mr. Graves arranged some chairs and plates, and set the room up for future occupation. They often held meetings with food. He of course was looking forward to serving them at the table, and later, serving them at the table.
Mr. Johan arrived. "Greetings Mr. Graves, how are you today?" Mr Johan had the most succulent of ribs. Mr. Graves couldn't help but picture slathering them in barbecue sauce and spending hours simply nibbling away at them.
"I am well," Answered Mr. Graves, concealing his alter ego with flawless precision. "Please, have a seat."
A knock at the door, Mr. Graves opened it. Ms. Periwinkle arrived. "Good evening Mr. Graves," she said "Mr. Johan." She snubbed. Mr. Gr
THE VILE EVIL OF LORD REDSTAR, LIVE! Episode 1A foreboding castle keep set against a full moon, overlooking the peaceful sleeping city of Hamletsburgh below. As the fog machines spew vaporized glycerin and the fake rubber bats dangle from their fishing-line strings, a peal of maniacal laughter is heard as a lightning splits the night sky! The Evil Lord Redstar the Warlock, Evil Warlock, is up to no good again!THE VILE EVIL OF LORD REDSTAR, LIVE! Episode 12 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
THE VILE EVIL OF LORD REDSTAR, LIVE!
Episode 1- Sweet Revenge, Part 1
Performed before a live Deviantart Audience
Lord Redstar's throne room- the figure of a man clad in black leather armor and a purple cloak is hunched over a lab table, fervently working at a fevered pitch. Standing nearby are a sleepy elven maid, a dour dwarven general, and a halfling pizza-maker.
Lord Redstar: Yes… YES! Aha! Ahahaha! After ten-THOUSAND years, at last I've completed… the FORMULA!
LORD JOTUNN GEBRING REDSTAR,
3rd Level Hum