A Day In The Life Of A Fat Soccer MomTrish Cunningham was slumbering peacefully in her bed. Dreaming happily next to her husband Paul, Trish was awoken by the screams of her two year old daughter Aurora waking up. While some moms at this time worked out or went to the gym, she was not one of those mothers, weighing in at substantial 280 pounds. Trish rubbed her eyes and looked at the time. It was 8:00 am on a beautiful Sunday morning. Most mothers used Sunday as a day to relax, unwind, prepare for the long week of work ahead. But for Trish, Sunday was the most stress inducing day of the year. Not because football was on, she despised the NFL. It was because Sunday was soccer day.A Day In The Life Of A Fat Soccer Mom1 day ago in Short Stories
Trish was the fat, spoiled wife of Paul and overweight mother of three beautiful girls. They lived a big three story house in the suburbs. 12 year old daughter Megan, was the best player on her travel soccer team, the Tornadoes. She had brunette hair and was thin, unlike her mother she kept a very healthy diet. 8 year old daughter Kendall, was in
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Every day, while my friends and I played out in the front of the school grounds, there would be an old grandma in front of her house across the street rocking back and forth on her creaky little rocking chair. She didn’t ever really do anything, except look up at us and smile, and then look back down. Even so, she was the center of the entire fourth grade’s rumors.
“Did you see that?” Arin said, grabbing my shoulder to catch my attention. He had his finger pointed out across the street at the old woman, who held her head down as she rocked back and forth. “She was watching us again, I swear!”
“No she isn’t” I said. I never really understood what about her spooked people so much; she seemed nice enough, and the way she smiled reminded me a bit of my own grandmother.
“No, I promise!” He said. “See, there! She was watching us again! Didn’t you see?”
“But she w
Selene visits Azure BayRebecca was in a spot of trouble, dodging bullets from a female sniper perched on a roof down the street, her own rifle could easily match her oponent, but her skill was far below her opponent's, Rebecca was in trouble and unless... wait, did a blue girly creature really just, appear in her lap? it seemed alseep, should she wake it up? another bullet took away half a brick from the wall she hid behind and Rebecca looked up for a second, and noticed a soft flash of light, the creature was gone, what.that.heck?Selene visits Azure Bay2 days ago in Short Stories
Rebecca sighs, gets up and walks to the camera, tapping it with her finger "Hey AT! i can handle kidnappers, robbers and muggers, crazy artists and some godly female sniper, but can you please keep the supernatural out of Azure Bay?!"
Leap DayThe 29th of February entered the hall a little nervously. It was time for all the days of the year to gather together in order to prepare for setting up the UK calendar for 2016. All the other days attended annually but it had been four years since the 29th of February had been to one of these meetings.Leap Day13 hours ago in Short Stories
It looked around. Over in the February corner, the 28 days were lined up in four neat rows.
The 29th took a deep breath and headed on over. As it approached, it could hear the 1st addressing the others.
“...and so is everyone absolutely certain what day of the week they are this time? Good. Moving on to the next item—another thing we have to keep in mind is that 2016 is a Leap Year.”
“Oh, Fortnights.” That sounded like the 18th. “It can’t have come round again already, can it?”
“Afraid so,” said the 1st with a sigh.
“Holy Days of Obligation! I suppose that means we have to put up with the 29th again,” said th
Crown Candies Presents: The Chocolate Channel“I hope you don’t mind me asking you a question Mr. Crown,” Shinobu spoke up, following their tour guide down the lengthy corridor. “But why did you decide to allow us a tour of your factory? It seems a bit odd.”Crown Candies Presents: The Chocolate Channel8 hours ago in Short Stories
“She has a point. For someone who is paranoid enough to use a bank vault for a door, you don’t seem like a people person.” Kitsune added. Crown stopped short as he spun, a smile on his face. To most people, they would have been unnerved by his bizarre and rather abrupt grimace. It was, however, more to do with his excitement of the whole day.
“That’s a good question. Before we begin the tour proper, I will admit that I have an ulterior motive,” He saw the scared glances they gave one another as he slightly panicked. “Wait, hold on. Don’t get the wrong idea. It’s not like I made this tour to sacrifice you to an elder god or something. If anything, I’d rather you tell your friends how much
Conundrum in the Candy KingdomNOTE: I DO NOT OWN, NOR DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THIS SHOW OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED HERE! THIS STORY IS PURELY FAN-MADE!!!Conundrum in the Candy Kingdom2 days ago in Short Stories
"What'cha doin' there, Bonnibel...?" Marceline asked inquisitively. She hovered over to Princess Bubblegum's (PB) desk as she was hurriedly rustling through old documents. "Oh, nothing. Just throwing papers around!" PB turned around with papers in hand and tossed them up into the air while making unsettling "blooping" noises before quickly turning around again to continue shuffling through papers. Marceline looked on in confusion and with an ever so slight air of worry. "Uuuuum... Are you okay?" "NOPE! I am totes not alright!" Her voice was raised and Marceline noticed she was shaking a little. PB had stopped rummaging through papers and had found whatever she was looking for. She tossed the note to Marceline. Marcy read the note: "Hello Princess of the Candy Kingdom. I regret to inform you that I, the notorious Tic
Resident Evil 5: Expanded Edition Rebecca Chambers had been in bad situations before, but nothing as bad as the one she found herself in this time.Resident Evil 5: Expanded Edition 2 days ago in Short Stories
She struggled in the chair she was strapped down in, the restraints too strong for her to break. The brown haired ex-S.T.A.R.S. member glared at her captures, a gaggle of blankly staring, angry looking Africans with blood red eyes who growled in Swahili, their voices distorted and flanging. Zombies? No, they weren't zombies, zombies don't talk and they didn't look rotten.
She mentally recapped why she was there; she had been shipped to Kijuju, a region in Africa to aid an old colleague, Chris Redfield, in his mission to get to the bottom of B.O.W activity and other unrest in the area. Not long after touching down, she and her team had found themselves ambushed by hostile locals, the others dragged off to God knows where and her waking up in a filthy hovel strapped to a chair. She'd gladly take zombies to this any day, at least she knew what zombies would do every time.
The Silver Foxes Chapter Two: The girlFlame, Alyssa, and Kate had been walking for a while looking for the Silver Foxes. "I still don't see anything, this is getting boring!" Alyssa said. "Maybe they're staying away from us because we're in a group I think we'll have better luck if we split up" Flame said. "Fine with me" Alyssa said walking off to the left of them. "I guess that might work, good luck Flame" Kate said walking off to the right.The Silver Foxes Chapter Two: The girl1 day ago in Short Stories
Ashley and Jake were still following the fox when they saw Kate and started following her. "What are we going to do?" Ashley whispered. The fox ran at Kate and jumped at her biting the back of her jeans as it slammed into her causing her to fall forward. A loud ripping sound was heard as the back of Kate's jeans were torn straight off revealing her bright pink thong.
"What the heck!" Kate yelled trying to get up, but the fox jumped onto her back and sat on her keeping her on the ground "Get off!" Ashley and Jake ran to them and the fox motioned towards her thong. "Payback time sis" As
... - *pi-pi-pi* - ? Hhhhh ...?Моето име какво е? Аман? Или Гяурöрги. Приятно и гяурятно ми е. Приятногяудезинтерийно се разпърпърприятних. Пър-пър.. пърпърцуца да по-почерпя?... - *pi-pi-pi* - ? Hhhhh ...2 days ago in Short Stories
Narrative OC MemeBlank made by MeAsTheNarratorNarrative OC Meme4 hours ago in Short Stories
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Nakurai Mitsukai - Serious but sweet, has a Honest-to-God fear of blood (chooses not to talk about it).
2. Koiro Yamamoto - Cool, a gentleman, will literally do ANYTHING just to save the ones he love (except Daisuke, screw him).
3. Koroshi - Fun and crazy. Had a complex childhood (chooses not to talk about it).
4. Daisuke Monroe - Can be a jerk from time to time...to time, but is cute and means well so it balances out.
5. Kierun Urakarei - Literally has split personalities: a pessimistic side, and an optimistic one. Will switch depending on what he's saying.
Smile Dog (Parody) I first met Mary E. in person it was June 16th 2007 at 9:14 am. The temperature was 78 degrees, and the moon was still setting. I was taking a creative writing course. We were given the assignment to write a new story on a topic of our choice. My classmates chose boring things like the divided opinions on the war on terror, advances in medicine saving people’s lives or hurricanes destroying cities. However, I decided to instead talk about something interesting: smile.jpg.Smile Dog (Parody)2 days ago in Short Stories
Smile.jpg is a mysterious JPEG image that appeared on the internet. According to legend, the image was of a dog smiling (creatively nicknamed Smile Dog) and a human hand beckoning to it. However, the image soon disappeared from the internet! Really think about that. You can find the episodes of that terrible M. C. Hammer cartoon barely anyone remember... but not this image?! The image was allegedly posted on a The Onion forum and was viewed by
An Unfortuante Incident“I'm......sorry Francine.........that was extremely inappropriate.” Candice said avoiding her gaze. This task proved to be easier said then done as Candice's girlfriend Francine was an absolute knockout. Short brown hair circling her beautiful latina face just above her perky breasts. Further down Francine's hourglass figure became known with a tiny waist and hips as wide as they could be finishing off with her perfectly toned tight butt. Compared to her Candice paled in comparison literally. Being the small light skinned tiny redhead that she was (though Candice did often take pride in her cute bubble butt) sporting thick glasses made her essentially Francine’s complete opposite. It made the incident all the more unfortunate for her.An Unfortuante Incident7 hours ago in Short Stories
“Candice you know it wasn't a big deal.” Francine scoffed and smirked. She loved Candice dearly but every now and then she could be well......somewhat over dramatic. “You burped I thought it was cute no big deal.&