Creepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for ThisCreepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for ThisCreepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for This4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff slinked up the stairs to his victim’s room, with a grace and dexterity which were such that he practically flowed from step to step. At last he faced their flimsy pine door, the only object serving as a barrier between blissful slumber and a real-life slasher film. He stopped to titter softly in the moonlight that was pouring through an open bay window, and traced his tongue along the side of his knife in an almost sexual gesture. At last he figured he had fulfilled his quotient of melodrama and kicked the door open clean off its hinges, displaying a freakishly abnormal strength that should have been impossible in a malnourished and sleep-deprived teenage boy. Jeff stared into the room beyond with his piercing, unblinking eyes. He had murdered thousands of people, this one would be no different.
Except they had a shotgun. And for some reason the young girl was smiling.
“Hello, Jeffy-kun” she sai
Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in Emma and Mary Margaret's apartment with a group of others watching a scary movie since it was Halloween. Of course Emma had to choose the scariest movie in History not knowing you hated scary movies. The film wasn't even 10 minutes in and you already we're clinging to Dr Whale's arm earning an eye roll from the doctor. Half way through the movie Emma and Mary Margaret left to go to the store for more wine but you barely acknowledged they had left.
"Can't we watch Dracula or something?" You asked shakily.
"No now shut up" David replied eating some popcorn. You glared at David hoping his head would blow up (Sheldon Cooper style) and jumped when a girl screamed on the TV.
"I can't feel my arm" Dr Whale grumbled as you tightened your grip on him. You ignored his complaining and shrieked when a jump scare popped up on the screen. After another few minutes you had your face buried against Dr Whale's side so you couldn't see the screen. Suddenly the power cut out causing almo
Princess Balloony WaysDaisy was just walking along and not just that, she is minding her business as usual. Meanwhile, she meets Mario with a bike pump.Princess Balloony Ways9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Daisy: It's nice to see you again, Mario.
Mario: Hello, Daisy.
Daisy: Well, here it goes again.
Mario took the hose of the bike pump into Daisy's mouth and started to pump.
Daisy: Now I'm really getting pumped, and I'm not that big.
Mario continued pumping and Daisy is continuing to get bigger and rounder.
Daisy: I'm starting to give, and boy am I big.
Mario kept pumping until, the hose was taken out of Daisy's mouth and she is deflating as she is blowing all the air out and she is flying away.
Mario: Well, there she goes.
Meanwhile, at Peach's castle, Peach decided to get into an inflation workout and she got out a machine consisting of a stool with an upside-down handlebar leading to a 100 pound spherical weight lying on a foot pump with a long hose with a suction cup attached to the end of it. She took the suction cup to her lips and began pushing the ha
Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)ATTACK OF THE PUMPKIN BLOB!Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yet another boring Halloween had rolled around, the streets lined with decorations and people out in costume in the quest for candy as usual. Cackling witches, howling werewolves and moaning zombies. Spooky scary. Li missed the good old days when Halloween was scary. Back when people put effort into their damn costumes! Now it was always sexy witch this and vampire that, bah, never an awesome inventive one like a zombie rocker or werebadger or something. Hmmph.
“Ugh, ye’d think people’d get better costumes nowadays…” she complained to herself, watching kids go buy in their little fairy and witch costumes.
Lumbering to her feet, Li was as immense as ever; her gut bigger than a yoga ball drooped down over her jorts like a furry pile of jelly, rippling as she took a slow walk to her kitchen. Her vast backside wobbled as she did so, each cheek big enough to smother the 3 person couch she had and almost spill off of it, with meaty tr
Grady Cobb In the dim sunlight leaking into an old wooden tool shed, the gentle sloshing of liquids has broken the long quiet of noon. A young man has awaken from a rather pleasant dream to find a rather annoying itch on his nose. Desperate for relief, he attempts to rub it out on the walls of a glass jar, in doing so rattling it on the dusty wood of a shelf. One would think that if he had any common sense he would have just used his hands or his sleeve or something, but one would soon realize that, in fact, surely he would have and that he must be bound. And furthermore if he is bound then he must be imprisoned, and if he is trying to rub his itch out on a container of glass, then surely he must be bound in a most awkward position to a shelf and within reach of a glass jar. Furthermore, with Grady Cobb being the title of this most amusing story, then surely that is the name of our hero. And in coming to this conclusion through one's exemplary wit, surely one would feeGrady Cobb6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Drifting CrateAmidst the debris of space was a large drifting crate, likely hiding a dragon. "We should tow it back." Said the crewman. The crewman didn't believe in dragons.The Drifting Crate17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The pilot on the other hand was a respectable sort who believed just about everything she was told. "It would be a waste of fuel." Said the pilot. The dragon would of course be quite heavy, stuck in that crate like that they'd expend extra fuel to drag it to the nearest starbase. No it would be much better to leave the dragon here where the only thing it could burn is space sheep.
"I'm sure we would make back the money for the fuel on the sale." Said the crewman. The dragon would fetch a fair price from the local market. Dragons being on the mythological creature list made them highly valuable at auction. It could also be a demon reasoned the pilot to herself.
"The captain should be the one who decides." Said the pilot. The pilot smiled. The captain was locked down in a rousing game of Uno. They were actually playing it togethe
Halloween Treat Scare.In the state of Nebraska, It was October 31 1978. In a small neighborhood, all of the kids were running about going door to door trick or treating while in a nearby forest, Organchi was searching for food but not even a small rat or a eatable root was found but then, he heard some screams outside of the forest. Curious on why would there be screaming, Organchi poked his head out of the forest to see the kids trick or treating. He was confused for this was the first time he has seen this strange holiday and at first, he thought some of the kids who were dressed up as monsters where real but he quickly found out that they were dressed up.Halloween Treat Scare.22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Organchi- ( scratches his head )
?????- Hey Mister.
Organchi was startled and as he looked to his right to see three 10 year old kids. Two of them were boys while the third was a girl. One of the boys was dressed up as a pirate with an eye patch over his right eye and has a fake parrot on his left shoulder. The other boy was dressed up as a skeleton wit
The Tale Of Stregenona Stregonona cooked her Soup Special in her pot. She wooooooooooooed and sorooooowed her sad heavenly slave songs as she drank in the scent.'' Ooooh Ooooh Mmmmh! I'll be a dead ross if I mighta reckon this soup be tasty as the LORDS BREW!'' She remarked. ''I spect' dem' poor babes will love this batch!'' She spooned it out and put it in 4 small bowls. ''My papa said: Honey doll! The LORD cooks much better soup than I spect' you might make in bout' million' years, babe! So stop tryin!'' I reckon Ignasio Wilson mighta' swoop you up with his red claws if you provoke my Lord in Highest! And no' how you might doo' dat honey child? Every poor soul be walkin miled to get a lick at this brew!'' She closed her eyes. ''Lord...ohhh Lord Dearie! Please be makin' my brew the finest in all the Bible!'' SheThe Tale Of Stregenona10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nightmares Five: The Box“Come on, let's just open it up!” said Ricky. “I wanna see all those motherfuckers upstairs piss themselves already!”Nightmares Five: The Box12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Ricky, it has to be at midnight.” I checked my phone. “Just a couple more minutes.”
“Oh, man, this'll be the best prank ever!”
“I just want to get out of this basement. Smells like shit down here. Are you sure old Zamboni delivered?”
“It's Zambini, man, and of course he delivered. Guy's the best terror magician in town, really knows how to pull a prank.” I looked down at the box in my lap.
“What does this box even do?”
“Not really sure. Zambini just said to open the box in a room with a lot of people.”
I sighed. “Ricky, you mean to tell me you passed up on the infrasound system and mini projectors for this box, and you didn't even ask what it did?”
“Chill out, Phil, you know I never let you down!”
“You haven't? What about that time w
Literally Horror"Good afternoon, miss ..." I said, looking through my briefcase for the headache pills. It's such a sad thing they're need so much these days.Literally Horror14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Sue. Mary Sue." she said in a sweet voice.
"Yes, Miss Sue. Now, I take it you're familiar with the editorial process? I'll read over your rough draft and then tell you what I think you could change or work on." I continued, mechanically until I finally found them., luckily I still had a couple.
"Yes, yes. Now, here is the first chapter." she said as she handed it over with a sweet, perfect "I brush my teeth with bleach" smile on her face, a twinkle in her iridescent purple mixed with asparagus green and accented by caramel gold touches eyes and as her hair, dyed in Pepto-Bismol pink and Orange is the New Black prison uniform orange although some bits of blarple could be seen bleeding through. That did not bide well. Suvian colored hair and eyes, the very unsubtle name of Mary Sue. Oh God please tell me she's just being like that ironicall
Seasons Of Dementia (1)The streets of dementia were as crowded as ever, it seemed that the people of the little town was quite familiar with the tradition of Halloween, every one in town love Halloween, well almost everyone there was one soul who hated the holiday, he was a bar owner, his name is Phillip, but the people around town just called him Wes.Seasons Of Dementia (1)23 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Wes grumbled and slugged his way down the street, and the girl vixen followed with glee.
"One question...how can you like this stupid holiday" Wes asked vixen grabbing a costumed kiddy by the collar
"Hey let me go, you freak!!!" The kid screamed
Vixen ignored the child's cries and answers Wes's question,"well you see mister Wes, it the only night that we don't have to be ourselves" she explained to Wes showing off her very sexy(almost to much) vampire costume.
"I'm not following, you mean you get to where a stupid costume for one night, and that's it?" Wes raised an eyebrow.
"Um please let me down" the child pleads.
Wes glares at him, and the two lock stares,"