Of Moonlit MischiefRandy O’ConnerOf Moonlit Mischief4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was just finishing up my homework when Melanie stepped into my room. She didn’t give much by way of greeting, instead jumping right to the point. Typical of her, I thought, and it took me a moment to process what she’d asked.
“You like to chew on boots?”
Now, as a Wolfkin, I simply adore chewing on leather and bone scraps, but I consider myself a bit more refined than a simple house pet, so I was unsure if I should respond with open affirmation or simply be insulted!
“Look, my boots got ruined and I need to talk to Scarlet, alone, so if you’d like, you can have them, just keep to yourself and don’t bug me for a while, Okay?”
Mel’s boots were hand stitched buckskin and I had wanted desperately to sink my fangs into them since the day they walked through the door! I couldn’t hide my excitement; my tail was wagging a mile a minute! I agreed to keep to myself for the rest of the night and, as James wa
Oh You'll Be Very SorryOh You'll Be Very Sorry1 hour ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a relatively quiet day in the otherwise rambunctious guild known as Fairy Tail.
It had been but a short time since the joint effort of 4 powerful guilds came together to bring down one of three great powers of the Balam alliance.
The Oracion Seis. 6 powerful wizards of a dark guild. Seeing to awaken an ancient weapon
known as Nirvana. One that would swap light with darkness, and darkness with light.
A creation of peace that would simply bring about chaos.
With much effort and spirit. the mighty weapon was brought down and the mistakes of the past were buried.
With it however went the home of the young dragon slayer. The sky maiden Wendy and her feline partner Carla.
Fairy Tail was more than happy to welcome two more however and Wendy gladly accepted.
Though they were welcomed with open arms. No arms were opened wider than those a certain blue furred cat..
"Well aren't you
Tiff and Sirica's Aqua SumoTiff and Sirica were just walking along in Green Greens when they saw a water hose nearby.Tiff and Sirica's Aqua Sumo12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tiff: Sirica, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sirica: You read my mind.
Tiff took the hose into her mouth and Sirica went to the knob of the water hose.
Tiff: (muffled) Ready!
Sirica started the water as her belly started to swell up with water.
Tiff: (muffled) It's working!
Sirica: You bet it is.
Tiff continued to grow her belly and Sirica watched it get bigger and bigger until, a few minutes later, she is as big as a humongous water balloon.
Sirica took the hose out of Tiff's mouth and took it into her own mouth.
Sirica: (muffled) My turn!
Tiff: Let's fill you up.
Tiff turned the knob as water went into Sirica's belly through her mouth and she watched her belly grow.
Sirica: (muffled) I love this plan.
Soon enough, Sirica is the same size as Tiff, and the water is turned off.
Sirica: Now we are two water filled sumos!
Tiff: Well, let's make an example of one.
As they playfull
An Idiot's Trip to DisneylandMondayAn Idiot's Trip to Disneyland7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
First day in the Magic Kingdom today didn't go well today. Got into trouble for getting into fights with the main Disney stars. I didn't really do much. All I did was smacked Mickey Mouse's forehead when he went to give me high five, flicked Minnie Mouse on the nose for kissing me, threw bits of bread at Donald Duck to see if he'd eat them and punched Goofy when he tried trying to give me a manly hug - which I did not want, so that's harassment!
Didn't get into any fights today, so just went around visiting all the characters, asking then questions I really wanted to know about them.
Aladdin - Which female celebrity would he wish to be with to make Jasmine jealous?
Ariel - What would she do if she woke up one day and saw that Flounder and Sebastian had taken her seashell bra?
Alice - What did she smoke before having her long acid trip and where can I get some?
Anna - What would she do if somebody tried to melt down the snowman she built?
Aurora - How loud d
PMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Bloopers 3ACT 7 BLOOPERSPMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Bloopers 312 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fennekin jumps onto the Red Fire, but falls off.
Fennekin: Oh, come on!
MetroGamerX: Uh, try leaping again. You might make it.
Fennekin jumps up again, only to fall down again.
Fennekin: All right, Who sprayed grease all over it?
In 3DS Ragged Mountain, MetroGamerX, Froakie, and Fennekin prepare to fire the energy blast from the Saints Flow at Pansage, It only lands on the ground with a metal clanking sound, Everyone laughs.
Pansage: Let's try that one again.
They fire the energy blast again, but it does a shuttle loop, and goes diagonally upward like a Galaxian Flagship, complete with sound.
Froakie: Was that supposed to happen?
Pansage: I didn't even want it to pull off a Galaxian and fly off like that.
They fire the blast again, but it turns out to be a Defense patch from Kirby Air Ride.
Pansage: Well, They didn't tell me you'd be giving out free defense.
ACT 8 BLOOPERS
Tuskless does a Teddies, Playtime and Portals roulette. Out comes an 8-bit version
ERB: Baman and Piderman vs Matt and Pat Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnoyXvbVLUERB: Baman and Piderman vs Matt and Pat 20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
BAMAN AND PIDERMAN!!!
MATT AND PAAAATT!!!!
Just Another Day“Yeah, yeah I know- yes I will at least try to take this seriously, because you know how easily I get distracted- oh like the time when… um… you know- hello? Steve you there mate?” The sandy blonde detective took a deep sigh as he hung up his cell phone and pulled into the driveway of an old abandoned children’s hospital.Just Another Day14 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
A shiver went up the detectives’ spine as he was able to get a proper look at the place. The paint was faded and peeling, clearly broken windows, overgrown bushes and a room with its light on. Mike looked at the window and wondering why it would be on, but he didn’t let it get to him.
“It’s either this or staying with mum and dad” A look of disgust appeared on his face but it then changed to determination, “But I am Mike Plantasia, a not so great detective. And nothing will get in my way… I think” He shouted as he exited out of his almost broken car. He then grabbed the document and re
Love And Joy 3DISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.Love And Joy 34 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
1915 - The Russian Front
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The steady thrumming of Russian artillery rattled Arkady's teeth. The guns were over one hundred yards away but the explosion could be felt in the dugout. With each boom a hissing noise could be heard as dirt seeped through the crude rafters and drifted through the air. Arkady sniffled and rubbed his nose. The air was rank with the smell of sweat, urine, and decay. A newcomer to the trench would have been overwhelmed by it but after a month on the front, Arkady hardly noticed.
Arkady turned to look at his boyhood friend, Pyotr. Pyotr looked out of place. Both boys were barely eighteen years of age. Pyotr, a late bloomer, hadn't even
DisgruntledA full week has gone by without incident, but when it comes to my charming, clumsy partner, nothing is certain. I chose him partly because of his imperfections, but there are times when he does manage to strike me with a headache.Disgruntled3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I went out for a quick bath, expecting him to fetch breakfast while I was away.
I waded into the nearby stream and doused myself with its cool waters. After a brisk shake and a thorough preening I was alert and rejuvenated, not to mention sprinkled with countless sparking droplets.
As I approached the oak tree we called home, a short black feather emerged from the leaves and danced past me, surfing on the dawn breeze. I penetrated the maze of branches and was instantly irritated.
Before me, sprawled out belly up on a particularly thick limb, was my significant other. He was still fast asleep, too busy sailing through his dream world to acknowledge my presence.
I was hungry, and yet there was not a shred of food to eat. Clearly he hadn't even bothered to catch
Of Sleeping DogsScarlet SunfireOf Sleeping Dogs4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today we continued our studies on the Wolfkin. Some of the illustrations are redacted in my book; I wonder why…
I asked Randy if he would let me examine him, for my research, and he agreed to help me out. I started by removing his boots and checking his paws. They were clean and looked well cared for. His fur is quite soft. Though his paw pads are rough they seem to be pretty sensitive; he is very ticklish!
His tail is another item of interest. Of course I have one, too, but mine is much longer and filled with muscles. Randy’s is really thin and boney, consisting of very little flesh and quite a lot of fur…
I had him take off the rest of his clothes, but he seemed reluctant to shed his under shorts. This is most annoying as they cover the very spot redacted from my charts! The rest of his body is covered in the same soft blue fur and he seems healthy and well developed. His eyes and ears are quite keen and his teeth are well cared for. He shows
Of First DaysJames BaserOf First Days4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Well, today could have gone better…
Axsym is a fairly large school, and it’ll take some time to learn my way around. That’s to be expected, but what with getting used to everything else about this place, getting lost has been the least of my worries!
Before anything else, I had to find my new apartment and move in. I found the place, fair enough, but I had a bit of trouble wrapping my brain around how it works. The hallways are lined with doors, no more than a foot apart, and the walls they’re on are only thick enough so you’d expect each door to just open from one hall into the other, but they don’t! They open into apartments!
Magic is hard to understand, at least for me. It seems to defy logic, but once you’ve had it explained to you, it’s not so bad. I’ve been told that each doorway works as a portal and that all of our rooms are actually located way underground in a sort of honeycomb cube. With no doors or win