The Concert .: Host Club X Reader :. KyoyaThe Concert .: Host Club X Reader :. Kyoya3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
"so who's next.....................?"
"I believe that would would be me." Kyoya said sauntering onto the stage with those mad skills of his. Once again Kyoya was in nothing but a pair of red skinny jeans red converse and a matching jacket.
"welcome ladies I will be performing first so please be kind." he smiled at the crowd and signaled for the music to start.
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away and make it OK
I swear I'll behave
although you had only choose the song to annoy Kyoya he seemed to really be putting his heart into the lyrics. Smiling you cheered along with the rest of the crowd.
You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit
And it goes like this
what he did next made the who horde of fan girls pass out from blood loss. He took off his hoody and began twirling it above his head like a *cough* stripper *cough*
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know y
Windfall - Part 1Caramel's voice sounded from deep in the closet by the door, his mellow tan hindquarters the only thing visible as he rooted about, his brown tail lashing in mild agitation. "Sweetheart, do you know where I put my umbrella?"Windfall - Part 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Pinkie Pie's chipper voice called out over a faint clattering from the direction of the kitchen. "You left it hanging on the coat pegs by the back door."
The earth pony stallion backed out of the closet and trotted across the empty tile floor of Sugarcube Corner and disappeared through a swinging door marked "Employees Only". A couple of moments later his plaintive call came from the store room. "Aw, now where did I leave my rain slicker? It was just here yesterday!"
Pinkie's voice in the kitchen chirped in reply. "On the rack in the bathroom, remember? From when Snails brought Gummy over from Froggy Bottom Bog for his weekly bath!"
"Oh right, how could I forget?" Came the stallion's mildly pained reply as he cantered out of the back room shaking his head, an umbre
More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~51. Ask Claude why he poses as a woman in Charlotte's Web.More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
52. Keep unbuttoning your shirt
53. Pick up every stray cat you can find and invite Sebastian over to play with them.
54. Whenever it rains, follow Claude around and sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'.
55. Pray before every meal.
56. Take pictures of Claude in his pink pajamas. Use them as blackmail against Claude.
57. Give Claude a bible as a present.
58. Throw cake batter at him.
59. Ask Claude if he has a foot fetish.
60. When Claude orders the triplets to attack Sebastian, play the Pokemon theme song.
61. Ask Claude if he's ever been to Heaven, since demons are supposedly fallen angels.
62. Show Claude 2 girls, 1 cup.
63. Act extremely obsessed with and in love with Claude (Like how Grell acts around Sebastian)
64. Eat ice cream in a very sexual manner. If Claude makes a comment, act mad and call him a pervert.
65. Show him youtube videos of people killing spiders.
66. Spray Claude with bug spray.
67. Ask Claude what he thinks ab
England X Reader X America - I'm Sorry (Part 3)England X Reader X America - I'm Sorry (Part 3)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
You yawned and rubbed your eyes. The ice you held to your cheek stung like crazy, but Alfred said that it would help numb the pain out a bit.
“Alfred…” you whined “this ice is stinging worse than the bruise itself!” Alfred walked over to you and looked at the bruise on your cheek. “Ow, it looks freaking painful ________, he musta hit you pretty hard!”
You looked up at him with sad eyes and yawned again. “Tired?” he asked. “Mhmmm” you replied, rubbing your eyes. He leaned down and picked you up in his strong arms and carried you to his bed.
He gently placed you down and pulled the warm bed sheets over your chest. “But Alfred’ you said tiredly “where are you going you sleep?” He chuckled and knelt at your bedside. “Don’t worry, I’mma sleep on the couch! Hey, don’t look so sorry! The couch is comfy!”
He turned to leave again but you grabbed his wrist. He turned to you
Damn it PrussiaDamn it Prussia4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Damn it Prussia! GermaniaxReader
Being a kid, Prussia was known for pulling pranks and being, well a kid. His father Germania got beyond
annoyed with him. 'Why can't he be more like Holy Rome?' Germania would always ask himself. Today
was no exception, Germania knew Prussia was out doing something that could get him into trouble, but
he never guessed what Prussia just got himself into.
"Aw, who are you?" a young women with (h/c ) (h/l) and (e/c) bent over slightly to get a better look at
"Me? I'm the awesome Prussia! Who are you lady?" Prussia asked. "You look familiar."
"Oh, how rude of me," the women smiled at him, "I'm ___." Prussia tilts his head.
"Yes," she giggled and picked him and set him against her hip (you know how you hold a kid).
"Hey, put me down!" Prussia waves his arms around.
"Aw, you won't let me hold you?" ___ pouted. "That makes me sad."
"Being held like a kid is unawesome!"
"Ah, so it's 'unawesome', huh?" ___ sets him down. "I see.
Luna's Best Night EverIt was the night of the Grand Galloping Gala and Princess Luna was thoroughly flustered. She stood in front of her mirror, pouting at her own reflection. Celestia had gone to great lengths to set the evening up for her, lowering the sun early and helping her to raise the moon and coerce the stars out of hiding so she would have time to prepare herself. She had even taken the liberty of personally greeting every guest on her behalf so that Luna wouldn't have an excuse to escape from the party itself.Luna's Best Night Ever4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Luna adjusted her tiara and smoothed out the dress Celestia had picked out for her for the fifth time in as many minutes. She frowned a little at the puffy, lacy affair that now adorned her form, all ribbons and silk and crushed velvet with a large, elaborate skirt that made her feel uncomfortable about the size of her flank. When Celestia had told her no bit had been spared to prepare for the gala Luna had been shocked, even appalled by the flagrant misuse of the treasury to fund an event
25 ways to annoy Rin Okamura 225 ways to annoy Rin Okamura 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
1. Replace his hair clip with a pink colour hair clip, when he is going to study. Call him a girl when he puts it on.
2. Sing "Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" If he is still wearing the pink clip on his head.
3. Steal all his homework and bury them somewhere.
4. When he is searching for them tell him that Mephisto turned into a dog and ate all his homework.
5. During class when Yukio demands an explanation from Rin for why he didn't do his homework, suddenly stand up and say "the dog ate his homework" ;D
6. Break Yukio glasses and blame it on Rin.
7. Invite Rin for lunch and turn it in to a mad hatter tea party by inviting Mephisto and the Mad Hatter (from alice in the wonderland)
8. While walking in the ground with Amaimon and Rin, suddenly start laughing for no reason. Stare at Amaimon and start laughing again. Afterward say to Rin "you were right, Lol his hair does look like a broccoli!!"
9. Freak Shima by placing a bug on his head. Tell him that Rin forced
Ouran Host Club wwffy 9Ffff chapter number 9 is here!!! ;A;!!! Gwah before I knew it a week had gone by with no update! School really does get my artistic undies in a bunch eHe.Ouran Host Club wwffy 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Disclaimer: as you know I do not own Ouran (onlyinmydreams*cough* >H>) , Bisco Hatori.
*~Previously in Ouran wwffy: After a seemingly close heart to heart with a certain tall dark and silent host you find yourself in a car with the whole lot off to the Rainforest Café for a late night dinner in the city~*
The car ride was growing longer and longer- and the more you looked out the window the more you would notice that there was a LOT of forest around the school.
"Are we almost there yet?" you finally asked looking to the other hosts.
It had almost been an hour and though it was a Saturday night this was still a little boring.
Kyouya stopped his typing to look up.
"We should be arriving in 50 minutes if that's fine with you." he looked down at his device.
You surpressed the sigh that came out your lips as well.
Prussia X Reader - Awesome PartyPrussia X Reader - Awesome Party.Prussia X Reader - Awesome Party3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
It was saturday afternoon, you were watching tv as you suddenly got a text message. You looked at you phone and saw the ID: Your best friend, and also your crush, Gilbert Beilschmidt.
''Kesese~ Hey ___! I'm having a party this evening,
It starts at 20:00, so come at 20:30,
You better come, it's gonna be awesome!
X The awesome me.
You smiled, you couldn't deny Gil's party's were awesome. The only thing that made you doubt, was that it usually involved a lot of a lot of drinking. And to be honest, you get drunk very quick. Last time, at Alfred's party, you woke up in his bathtub. You had apologized like a million times, he only laughed and said it was no big deal. But still, you felt so stupid after that.
'But if I don't drink so much it should be alright I guess..' You went to the closet in your room and changed into your (fav/colour) t-shirt and jeans. You still had a lot of time left so you decided you could start cooking now.
The Scout and the Crab chp.1Chapter 1 You have FailedThe Scout and the Crab chp.15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
"Today's the day." Scout thought to himself as he breathed in through his mouth. Eagerly waiting for the Announcer to finish her countdown for their "mission" to actually start.
It had been a while since the REDs had won a battle against the BLU team. They were uncoordinated and refused to actually help one another while on the field, which the BLU team probably figured out and started formulating plans and attack formations to stop their RED counterparts. It was super effective!
"C'mon, c'mon," he groaned impatiently, hoping to speed the Announcer up.
" Mission begins in Sixty seconds"
" Already ichin' to be sent t' respawn?" the Red Sniper half chuckled. Scout almost rolled his eyes.
"Shut up!" he snapped, "That's not gonna happen 'dis time! 'sides, we would've won last time if someone..." He shot a glare over his shoulder at the taller man, who narrowed his eyes through his tinted glasses. "...
The Cosplay Commandments1. Thou shalt treat cosplay as the art form that it isThe Cosplay Commandments4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
2. Thou shalt be in character when in costume
3. Thou shalt attempt to create as much of their costume as possible
4. Thou shalt put effort into their creations
5. Thou shalt pass on the cosplay love to future generations
6. Thou shalt not be an elitist
7. Thou shalt respect different types of cosplayers
8. Thou shalt not confuse particular fashion types with cosplay
9. Thou shalt not confuse 'dressing up' with 'cosplay'
10. Thou shalt protect the name and reputation of cosplay
'Dumb Luck' - A Wheatley Story'Dumb Luck' - A Wheatley Story4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
After floating around in panicked desperation for the better part of an hour and frantically calling out for Chell, I started to realize that the portal wasn't coming back. I was still afraid, of course -- who wouldn't be? For God's sake, I was stranded out in the middle of nowhere, in space! I guess that's a lie. No, it's a complete lie; I'm very sorry. I was orbiting the moon, and the moon, as some of you may or may not be aware, is a place.
So there I was, drifting around weightlessly and pondering the relative merits of lunar gravity as a dieting plan when, suddenly, it hit me: I was a horrible person. No, really. I was a HORRIBLE person. Maybe only for a few hours, but still. You know? Awful! Dreadful! Bossy, demanding, insensitive, mechanica-- Very bad!
I'd let the malevolent power of Her hardware go straight to my processors and turn me into an utter monster. My ambitions got the best of me, I was a bad egg, and I was floating in space as punishment.
Day At The Beach ~ (Potential) Hetalia x Reader"Ugh, do I really have to go?"Day At The Beach ~ (Potential) Hetalia x Reader3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
"Yes! Now hurry up and put your damn bikini on. We have to leave early if we want to snag a good spot at the beach."
You groaned again in annoyance as your American friend Alfred was convincing you into another one of his fun trips. The last time you went with him on one of those trips, you ended up lost in some downtown area cold and alone. But, anyways, back to the story right?
Another groan slipped from you as you yanked the small stringed bikini from his hands and headed off to the restroom. Why you ever agreed to this, you had no idea, but something told you that it was a sure fire recipe for disaster. Alfred had told you he had also invited a couple of his other friends and that they were tagging along as well. You've only met some of his proclaimed friends and they seemed nice. Well, all except for his one promiscuous friend, Francis. Francis got under your skin more than the rest because he made flirtatious advances towards you non-stop. But, then
The Phan's ObsessionYou Know You're Obsessed with "The Phantom of the Opera" whenThe Phan's Obsession5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
1. You start writing this list and invite everyone to join in!
2. At some point right after seeing the musical/reading the novel, you ran off to make your own mask.
3. You got the entire soundtrack after seeing the play only once
4. Or perhaps never seeing it at all!
5. Either way, the whole thing's on your iPod.
6. "Music of the Night" is now your personal lullaby and you listen to it religiously every evening before bed.
7. For all his "hideous deformities" you have added Erik to your fictional man-harem.
8. You feel compelled to take piano lessons since antiquated pipe organs are rather hard to come by.
9. When you show up at the local church's doorstep and beg the pastor to let you learn how to play the organ there.
10. Instead, you wind up in a confessional booth to be absolved from lusting after a (fictional) murderer.
11. Eventually, you get your mitts on Webber's sheet music for PTO.
12. And if you
Male!ReaderxItaly--Your Heart's in the Right PlaceYou were walking home after a quick trip to the grocery store, two bags of fresh groceries in either hand. When you were just three blocks from your house, someone began calling your name.Male!ReaderxItaly--Your Heart's in the Right Place3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
You turned to see your good friend Feliciano running towards you, flailing his arms and with a terrified expression on his face. You let out a heavy sigh; you loved Feliciano like a brother, but he always managed to get into trouble, which inevitably put you in the middle of it every time. You liked it better when Ludwig had that job!
You stopped walking so he could catch up (Ludwig was right; he sucks at running!). When he finally reached you, he immediately doubled over and began panting heavily.
"Feli, buddy, you really need to get more exercise." You said.
When his breath finally caught up with the rest of him he immediately beh=gan hopping around and flailing his arms and screaming "YOUHAVETOHELPIDIDNTMEANITIMSORRYIJUSTWANTEDTOGETTOHERHOUSEFASTERIDIDNTTHINKHEDMINDITWASANACCIDENTIDIDN
Sunshine and Rain, Ch. 1Sunshine and Rain, Ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Ch. 1: Nations Make Strange Bedfellows
Arthur pretended to be sleeping. It was better that way. Maybe then his former "brothers" might quiet down. Arthur tried to remember if the contractor he'd hired had finished converting the den into a guest room, then worried what those "brothers" might do to any couches they found. Alfred always managed to break things, and Matthew was just plain clumsy (although he did always apologize for his accidents and pay for them, unlike Alfred).
The downside of hosting the World Conference this year in London was that those two North American brothers thought it was all right to use their former "family connection" and crash at his place instead of getting a hotel. Arthur sighed.
Yes, Alfred was getting over an economic recession, and Arthur had taught them both to be frugal. So how could he complain that they were finally using his advice? Something crashed and clattered downstairs, causing Arthur to bolt up in his bed in surprise and look toward
Real BOTDF Fans♫ REAL BOTDF FANS....♫ (made by me xXEmo-Teddy-BearXx)Real BOTDF Fans5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
1. Don't believe the rumors about Dahvie and Jessi.
2. Have listened to their music at least a full 24 hours.
3. Love their music
4. Sing ' I Heart Hello Kitty' outloud and don't care who hears.
5. Know who popped Jayy's balloon.
6. Have gotten a cavity from eating to many watermelon blow pops.
7. Yell," DAMN YOU STRAWBERRY, YOUR PINK DECIEVING WRAPPER!!!!" when you get mad.
8. Have more than one BOTDF accessorie. (shirts, bracelets, necklaces.)
9. Laugh at Jayy's adorable laugh.
10. Have attempted to fire hoop.
12. Was so caught up with reading these and laughing that you didn't notice there wasn't a number 11. ha you dun goofed!!!
13. Laughing at yourself for missing it and blaming the strawberry's decieving wrapper.
14. When people ask who you are you say, "IMA MONSTER!"
15. When something goes wrong you yell,"DAMMIT DAHVIE!," or "DAMMIT JAYY!!!"
16. Still laugh about the turkey high five Rusty gave you. (long story)
That Devil. A Hibari Kyouya X Reader."Herbivore."That Devil. A Hibari Kyouya X Reader.2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
One word sent everyone running to the closest classroom. Everyone but you. You turned around and scowled. You had been about to ask your friend Yumi if you could borrow and copy her homework, when the School's Devil arrived and scared her off. Hibari Kyouya scared everyone he set eyes on.
"You need something, Mr. Kyouya?"
You asked this teasingly, but it appeared that Hibari didn't find it amusing in the least. Well, you assumed this based on the tonfa that was placed threateningly under your chin. You took a step back and placed your hands up in a defensive position.
"Hey, hey, calm down. What do you need?" You said. After all, getting tonfa'd this early in the morning was not on your list of things to do. Hibari lowered his tonfas, but he was still scowling. He growled and swiftly turned around and walked away. Your eyes widened in confusion before you frowned angrily. That boy thought that you were so useless
A Modern Family Pregnancy, Part 3Claire awoke groggily from her slumber, feeling her babies kick, slightly stronger than they were yesterday. She rose from her bed, or at least attempted to. Her increased girth had continued to hinder her movement, and it took multiple heaves to get herself up. She waddled to the bathroom, as one of the babies had unleashed a particularly strong kick on her bladder.A Modern Family Pregnancy, Part 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters
After relieving herself, Claire looked at her pregnant form in the mirror. Once again, her belly had grown, looking eight months pregnant with twins, if not full term. Her breasts had also slightly grown, but with three previous pregnancies, there wasn't much more room for them to grow. "If I'm like this now...how much time do I have left?" she asked herself, rubbing her belly.
Claire put on some maternity clothes, and noticed that her belly peeked out from the gaps between her shirt and jeans. "Guess I'll need some bigger clothes," she noted. As her round stomach let out a rumble and a flurry of kicks surfaced, Claire hea
Because the Blue Fairy Said So(Addendum from Sleep Deprived Brain: Clare calls it mourning sickness. As in 'Mourning for my Single, Carefree Life' sickness.)Because the Blue Fairy Said So2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
"I would make a terrible mother anyway."
"I don't think you're in the right place right now to make those kind of judgmental indecisions about yourself."
"I would, though."
"Your word still doesn't make it true."
"Last I heard children are usually raised in clean, pretty houses with a white picket fence outside and a daily routine that is organised from the word 'Go'."
"What have you been listening to? The Stepford Radio Specials Circa 1951?"
"Firstly, there is no such thing. Secondly, I couldn't be bothered to cook, I think a clean house is life being wasted, I procrastinate like its a job to do just that and I am a firm advocate of the fact that all fairytales are based on some form of evidence that we just haven't discovered yet."
"Can I just say that if I was your brain, I would be so exhausted that I would want to give myself a lobotomy?"
Accidents Ch. 1AccidentsAccidents Ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
It was a rainy summer night in Maple Creek and Jennifer was asleep in her house. The past couple of nights weren't much to Jennifer's favor because she was on break. However, she was able to get by visiting the town library daily to read whatever book caught her interest. Jennifer always went to bed after eleven after a whole day of reading, hanging with her friends, and chilling in her room. Suddenly, the loud rumble of thunder echoed outside her window.
"The answer is Sir Isaac Newton," Jennifer said, woken up from the sound of the thunder.
She looked around and noticed that she was in her room.
"It was just a dream," Jennifer said to herself.
She was about to go back to sleep when Jennifer felt something odd in her bed. She felt something moist and wanted to know what's what. Turning on the lamp by the side of her bed, she removed her covers to find something that horrified her.
[s] Discord: Confuse ALL The Characters[s] Discord: Confuse ALL The Characters3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Rated T for swearing.
First off, NOT A MLP/HOMESTUCK CROSSOVER (unless you count the use of a cool song).
Second, if you haven't seen it yet, I recommend you first go see this Homestuck music video, as it is absolutely crucial to understanding this fic. Make sure to come back after you watch it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W3XUtmoY5k
Okay, done with that? Let's go.
You are DAVE STRIDER. You are currently on your roof, clutching a shitty sword. Your opponent is waiting for you a short distance away.
> Dave: Listen.
Listen to what, exactly? There are a lot of things to listen too right now, including meteors raining down around you, cars honking in the streets below, the very subtle WOOSH noises of a flash stepping ninja bro...
I'm not a fan of puppeteers
Oh. That. The words that just sounded out of absolutely nowhere.
...What exactly was that? Sure you don't like puppets, but WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?! Did you just hallucinate that you heard tha
JeffxFangirl 2Your Point of ViewJeffxFangirl 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
"It's you!" I say loudly, half scared, half excited. It's Jeff from the story! His ghastly
white face, those huge unblinking eyes, the unnaturally long smile... so gory, so creepy, so
"Don't kill me Jeff," I screech when I spot the knife in his hand. He begins to walk
"I'm not going to, I promise," he assures, sitting on the edge of my bed. He stares at me
for a few moments, and I swear I caught the slightest hint of him blushing. I just pray I'm
not blushing back.
"You know who I am?" he quietly asks. I nod slowly in reply.
I hear my mother's angry footsteps trudge up the stairs.
"It's my mom!" I whisper to him harshly. But, before I could look back, the window was
shut and Jeff was gone.
Jeff's Point of View
I quickly put the ladder back and dash into the woods. Why didn't I kill her? What
Soon enough I arrive to the little house I own de
BBS: The New LifeBBS: The New Life4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Once upon a time, there was there a little girl who has been abandoned by her parents then
adopted by a man named Eraqus. He found her crying in one of the dirty road and felt a
strong saddest swept over him. So he decided to approach her and ask her what is a young girl
like her sleeping in a street all alone by herself and where are her parents? He was greeted by
a surprise response
So after acknowledging her stories, the man decided to take her to his house at a place called
The Land of Departure. For that place will be her new home
Once arriving at the Land of Departure, you notice how beautiful and enchanted this place
seems to be. It was 5 in the afternoon when Eraques, (the kind man who adopted you) has sent
you along with him to this place where his home would be. And upon seeing that home, you
gasp without a sound as you let out a surprise look on your cute face at the humong