Politics Lesson No.1Bacteria cannot think but can feel. They must be liberal.Politics Lesson No.17 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Untouched love: insane (10)Elena’s sitting on a chair in the backstage tuning a guitar for the next part of the performance when a tall burly fella comes to talk to her,Untouched love: insane (10)8 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Um, miss Lionheart?”
She looks away from the instrument and looks at his general direction,
“There are a few men here that say they want to see you, normal we don’t allow anyone back here but one of them said to be a friend of yours.” The man rubbes his hands in a nervous habit.
“W-what’s his n-name?” Elena stutters out.
“Luann Hopewell, miss”
“Oh well, I’ll go see them… um, thanks”
After that very awkward exchange the musician goes to the door linking the backstage with the foyer. Half way there she hears a few familiar voices echo around her.
“Look, I just wanna talk to her! Why is that such a big deal?!” a male voice rings.
“Because she’s very special and doesn’t get unfamiliar men trying to see her cla
Mystic The Great And Powerful (And Stuff) 2Mystic The Great And Powerful (And Stuff) 2Mystic The Great And Powerful (And Stuff) 211 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(It is yet another lawless night in New York City, where crooks steal and murder and harlots run about and-)
Mystic: Let's get this show on the road. (Leaps off a tall building and falls head first, before summer saulting and landing on the feet totally unharmed.
Mike: AAAAAUUUUUGH!!! (crashes into a car, kinda hurt, but shakes it off quickly) Damn, that hurts...
Mystic: Well do you have a French father?
Mark: What? No!
Mystic: Okay then, that will be all.
Mystic: Except for that.
Mark: God, this feels weird...
(They move over to where they heard the scream coming from, and see a lady being held hostage... By a spiked red-haired chick.)
Psycho Bitch: NOBODY MOVES, OR THE BITCH IS GONNA GET IT! (Holds knife towards the Lady's neck)
Lady: HELP ME!!
Mark: Well, boss, looks like we gotta stop this chick. (Sees Mystic looking carefully) Don't tell me you're planning on recruting her. There's no chance in Hell that
Beware the Magic Fan (Episode 6)Beware the Magic Fan (Episode 6)1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Marcus all but sprinted for the classroom where he left his backpack and his fan. He couldn’t tell the others his secret…he knew that it wouldn’t end well. As he made his way to the classroom, students moved through the halls, oblivious to the threat that could be coming to them shortly. Marcus forced his way into the classroom through the mob of students and found his way to his desk. He unizipped the back sipper and pulled out the pink fan. It wasn’t glowing or hot, so there was no immediate threat, but he’d need it. Somehow, he just knew that he’d need it.
“Attention all faculty and staff, please bring all your students back to their classrooms immediately. We’re performing an intruder drill”
“An intruder drill? No…it’s the gang. The police called the school to let them know what’s going on.” Marcus noted. This wasn’t good. They were calling it a drill because they obviously didn’t
HeavyLight: EpilogueIt was dark out when Roger finally drove the van up the driveway of my Flat. By that time I was drenched in sweat and so was probably everybody in the back of the van. I assumed that the second I’d open the door a whole bathtub of water would pour out onto the pavement. That would be pretty gross.HeavyLight: Epilogue1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The only light shining in the house was coming out of the window to Marcy’s room; other than that it was a quiet, unoccupied building the way I liked it. Roger parked the car and put the parking brake on. Then we just sat there, breathing heavily. Roger had this look on his face like “holy crap I was just being shot at” which was not an unusual expression to wear on your face right after you were just being shot at. But we had lost the cops not but half an hour ago, and now it was just us, our van, and 200,000 dollars.
I glanced over at him. He glanced over at me. There was a pause for suspense, and then I just bursted open; emotion pouring out of me like a vase that w
HeavyLight: Chapter 14So I really want to tell you what happened in this chapter but first I’m going to jump ahead like an hour or so and show you what will happen. Then I’m going to backtrack to the beginning and show you how it came to that.HeavyLight: Chapter 141 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I landed hard on the concrete ground, taking cover behind the flipped over table. A volley of bullets came my way, punching holes in the gray walls and flashing across the metal surface of the door. Suddenly the glass of the overhead light shattered and I covered my face from the falling debris.
Angry Steve reached over cover and fired blindly at the gangsters with his pistol. “We need to get out of here! We’ve got someone bleeding out over here!” Dougman shouted.
“Who?!” I shouted back, just as another light shattered overhead.
Jumbo Jim ran in with an LMG and kicked over a bloody chair. He then stood on it and shouted “You all think you’re so smart; well guess what; here’s a math equation for ya! Me plus th
HeavyLight: Chapter 13I’ve never really rated myself on the scale of being a good criminal. I’m not sure if there is one for that matter. I do know that it’s the only job I really could do other than feline proctologist which strangely enough was a field recommended by my Grandpa. But I’m not going to spend the rest of my days sticking my fingers in cat anuses. So this is the best job I could think of. But at the same time, I’m not sure if I really chose the best ways to be a criminal. Some crooks murder dudes in back alleys and others hold up convenience stores. But I was choosing to exhibit my skills as a criminal by stealing back my car from the impound.HeavyLight: Chapter 131 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So I was riding shotgun with our getaway driver to the Government own facility where my car had been taken in. The drive was a few hours, so by the time we had gotten to the place, it was already getting dark. The sun was dipping behind the mountains in the distance, leaving a crimson stain across the sky. I really wanted to
HeavyLight: Chapter 12I know for a fact that if someone two years ago were to point at me and say “in exactly two years, you will steal a car from a government owned facility along with a drunken frat bro and a girl who’s probably made love to a trucker in a gas station bathroom and killed him afterwards” I would have been like “...what?” But since that’s exactly what happened, I would have now shrugged and said “Huh...should have seen it coming.”HeavyLight: Chapter 121 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So here’s what happened.
Roger agreed to drive Kevin Strokehard, No-Face Lacey, and me to the gun shop to buy some body armor and then to the impound to steal back my car before the police got around to fixing their DNA scanner which they can use to trace me back to a past crime I committed. I hadn’t learn until recently that day that Hoss Huntington's Road Side House of Firearms sold body armor, which we needed for a list of stuff to get before we rob a bank again. I went and grabbed the Piggy Bank off m
HeavyLight: Chapter 11So if you’ve been following the story, you’d know that not too long ago, Jumbo Jim and I hit some chick with our car. But not just any chick; it happened to be the leader of a notorious gang of ferocious bikers. So, in order to avoid the cops, we brought her back to my house. Uh, we didn’t really think it through.HeavyLight: Chapter 111 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But we got her a room in my home so she could hopefully come back to consciousness. We weren’t sure if she had sustained any brain damage from being run over, but she did manage to survive a hit which would have killed anybody else, so we were sure she just needed to sleep it off. The first two days or so she mainly stayed in her room. Angry Steve took oatmeal to her and Dougman went in every so often to check up on her. She didn’t wake up until about eight or so hours after we brought her in. I’m not sure what Dougman told her, but whatever it was, it satisfied her, because Dougman walked out unscathed. I was almost sure she’s rip of
HeavyLight: Chapter 10So the day at which we would try to rob the bank for a second time was fast approaching, but we couldn’t focus all of our energy on planning. We still had other parts of our lives to content with. Me, for instance, had to see my Therapist every thursday. Dougman taught a class on English to new U.S. citizens on wednesdays and Roger played Golf with Steve every other saturday. Also, since we were criminals for a living, there was always those jobs to content to.HeavyLight: Chapter 101 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Now, for the most part, we leave the crime scenes pretty clean. But every once in a while, someone in the team messes up, and we all pitch in the help out. Angry Steve kinda botched his latest job, which is so unlike him. But apparently something went wrong, he misread the clock, and things went sour. And we all had to help him get rid of the evidence. So that’s why we spent the night burying a body in Morning Dew Cemetery.
First, we had to dig up another grave because people would probably notice a brand new g
HeavyLight: Chapter 9So what was supposed to be a venture to get some new guns ended in an endeavor involving a kidnapping. Well, that’s not how we saw it. Basically, we hit No-Face Lacey, the notorious leader of a motorcycle gang known as the Blurs, with our truck.HeavyLight: Chapter 91 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So she’s a criminal, which means we couldn’t take her to the hospital. If we did, they would eventually want to know what happened to her, and it was clear to everyone that she was speeding. So we had to take her home and figure out what to do with her, which was a task that we were going to bestow on Dougman.
Anyway, Jumbo Jim and I parked the truck in the backyard so that the police couldn’t see it. We went to the back and opened it up, revealing to us that No-Face-Lacey was still asleep in the back, curled up and snoozing peacefully. We carefully picked her up and began carrying her around the house. “Dude, be careful man, don’t handle her so hard.” I whispered angrily.
“Sorry, how about
HeavyLight: Chapter 8You know, most of the time when you hit someone with a car, the result usually isn’t good. Believe me, I’ve hit a lot of people with a car, but this one time was probably the most important act of automobile near-homicide I have ever committed. But at the time I didn’t know it. It was just another Thursday for me as Jumbo Jim and I were driving to his Uncle’s house.HeavyLight: Chapter 81 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So part of our process of gathering resources for our next big heist was to get some guns. Originally, Angry Steve was supposed to supply us with our firearms, but Jumbo Jim claimed that his Uncle was willing to loan us some of his weapons instead. Dougman got a tip that one of his colleagues knew a guy who knew how to make explosives, so he and Roger took the windowless van and went over to his friend’s parent’s house. Angry Steve went out to buy some watches and burner phones. I gave him very specific instructions on what to purchase, but I’m pretty sure he’s going to mess i
HeavyLight: Chapter 7So far we managed to find our hacker and our hostage for the bank heist. However, we still needed some more gunmen. The way we chose to search out potential criminals was an online dating site. Now, it took some time, approximately eight days, but we did manage to get a hit. Actually, we got 14, but 7 of them were in other countries, 2 were from guys in prison, and 5 were from various rabbis from around the country. I’m not hating on rabbis or anything, but I doubt any of them really rob banks in their spare time.HeavyLight: Chapter 71 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The one hit that was a feasible option was from this guy who used the username “BadDaddy69." Apparently, he went to a college not too far away. It was a place called Skipjack Hammerson Community College. It wasn’t the one that Jumbo Jim and I had went to, and it was in a part of town we had never driven through, so we weren’t sure what to expect. But before heading over there we took some time to look through his profile.
“Bad daddy 69? What kind
HeavyLight: Chapter 6I’ve known David Pincher for a long time, but not like my homeboys, Dougman, Jumbo Jim, and Angry Steve. I pick on my bros a lot but in the end, they’ll always remain cool in my books. David Pincher is different. He’s not only obnoxious, he’s also shifty and untrustworthy. Three of the most unpleasant character traits to have in one person. But he let us borrow some of his weapons for the Heist. He has a whole arsenal of privately owned firearms at his disposal. Speaking of which, that’s another unpleasant trait he has; paranoia. Not even the subtle kind. The kind that drives you to build a bunker under your house and stockpile weapons for the global economic collapse. But for some reason, he wanted to talk to us again, and it may have something to do with the money we owe him. Even though I was pretty sure we had already paid him.HeavyLight: Chapter 61 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
So Dougman and I took his mom’s car and rode over to his house. I drove and he sat in the passenger side seat. It’
HeavyLight: Chapter 5Getting back home was a hassle in and of itself. Taking my car would have been my preferred option, but unfortunately, it was now in the hands of the cops. I was glad that I had taken the crowbar out of the trunk and cleaned the blood off the floor, so if they do try and track it back to me, they won’t be able to track me back to that other crime I did. I was pretty sure they wouldn’t track us back through; the local coroner’s office is trying to be more eco-friendly so they no longer use those fancy machines that scan blood and skin samples. They rely more on old fashion initiative and spiritual advisers.HeavyLight: Chapter 51 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But that means we got out pretty clean. I may have lost my car, but I didn’t lose my life so it’s good to always look on the bright side of life. Our chosen mode of transportation was the bikes we got from those middle schoolers right outside the gas station. In order to lead the investigators off track, we stopped in the middle of a bridge not far from
Magical Girl Policy- Chapter 5Magical Girl Policy- Chapter 52 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert laughed as he admired the picture of the blue-haired girl on Eli's phone. "You have to be kidding me? She's friends with your sister?"
Eli nodded with a wide grin. "Yeah, her and that Vivian chick are both friends with Kara."
Cory shook his head and snatched the phone from Robert's hand. "This doesn't bode well for us."
"This doesn't bode well for us? You have to be kidding me! I just found the girl I've been crushing on all summer."
"And you just got done telling me that you and Vivian hung out a bit after your theater class and just talked!"
"So we both have an in with two cute girls on the first day of college! How does this not bode well for us?"
Robert chuckled and went back to his PvP match. A lone Gargoyle Shadewarden, cornily named NightKnight, approached the control point; the Gargoyle seemed unaware that Rob's Deviling Windwhisper was cloaked right by the point he needed to capture. With a smirk, Robert de-cloaked Bluster and planted her daggers int
L'Outre-Monde : Prologue.L'Outre-Monde : Prologue.3 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
L’Outre-Monde : Prologue
Bien que l’appartenance de Jean-Pierre aux racailles soit un fait que ce dernier corrobore publiquement, la créature sait pertinemment qu’il n’en fait plus partie désormais. Puis pourquoi tenter de décrire l’animal, étant donné que la chose ne peut être identifiée ?
Que représente Jean-Pierre ? La possibilité de gagner à Qui Veut Gagner des Millions ? Le spécimen est bipède. Ses proches le reconnaissent comme un mammifère. Un primate. Ses amis les plus fidèles l’appellent entre eux "homo sapiens sapiens". Pour faire court, JP est un homme. Instinctivement, lorsque l’on prononce son nom aux gosses, les bougres l’imaginent avec une canne, des rides et un dentier. Le fait est que Jean-Pierre n’est pas
Random Stories of RARB IntroductionThe Random Stories of RARB is about characters BatCat20, Clawdessa and I have made.Random Stories of RARB Introduction3 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Magical Girl Policy- Chapter 4Magical Girl Policy- Chapter 44 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eli trudged up the hill, grimly examining his paycheck. It wasn't big enough. It was bigger than he expected thanks to the hazard pay he got for handling the monster attack "well" but not big enough. With the arcade closed the next month for repairs, he needed to make this paycheck stretch out for about six weeks until the next paycheck came in.
He sighed and scratched his head. How was he going to make this work? At least he had room and board paid up to start the semester so food and shelter were already taken care of. This would just severely limit him as far as any snack food or entertainment was concerned. He supposed he could live on cafeteria food for the next six weeks but that thought did not appeal to him. Not that he had much of a choice.
One thing Eli was sure of though was he wouldn't be buying a new graphing calculator for his calculus class. He couldn't afford paying eighty or so dollars for a new one if he wanted any semblance of a social life for the next few weeks. As