Louder Than Life: Prologue ITwo Years, One Month and Currently Right NowLouder Than Life: Prologue I18 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Windows—much to her surprise—did not have the intended use of being violently jumped out of. She lay back on the concrete and waited to bleed to death in peace of the fire and screaming and standard apocalyptic activities.
“Look, I know this might seem just a little bit sudden, but I wanted to tell you I think you're a really swell girl. I mean, I know we haven't know each other long and it's the end of the world and all, but I just wanted you to know that because I love you.”
She opened her eyes and looked up at a mildly deranged man standing above her with a bouquet that looked like it was picked straight from the queen's garden. He smiled at her and pushed the flowers to her entirely crippled arm which had ventured into fifty three angles found in a circle. The worst bit about it was that she had no clue who the man was.
Wait what?- Chapter 4Wait what?- Chapter 46 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Me: I experience a Canada moment
Me: At School
Me: Maggie came into the room, I waved hi and smiled, she looked right in my direction
Me: time skip to end of day
Me: Maggie,”Oh when did you get here?”
Rose:She probably spaced out or something
Me: I could be Canada
Me: My shadow buddy almost lost me
Me: She went to go grab something a few feet away and then she said, “where’d u go?”
Me: Worst part was I was standing right next to her
Rose: Triple facepalm
Me: This is gonna be the next chapter for posting the txts
Me: Well losing me wasn’t as bad as the other person who lost theirs
Me: They full out abandoned the kid
Me: I’m debating wether or not I should put my safety in the hands of that school
Rose: U got
Sharon Be Trippin' -- Chapter 1 -- Mary Sue ParodyHi, there, you idiot. I'm the most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the world. I'm Sharon Brooks. I'm a princess, if you couldn't tell. I've been told that I look just like Ellie McFurson. I'm also in luv with Justin Beiber, she's the hottest woman I've ever seen and I don't get why she gets so much hate.Sharon Be Trippin' -- Chapter 1 -- Mary Sue Parody12 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I have long brown hair with silver and red tips. I have deep red lips and mahing eyes. I wear a beautiful bright black and red gown and, secretly, red fishnets and combat boots. Because I'm a rebel.
My dad is ded and my mum iz da evils qween. An she want me ded but no. No. Not hapenin.
Today I was prepping myself 4 da day, when am mum called me downstairs.
"What do you want?!" I screamed.
I heard my, ugh, mother, run upsars and knock on my door.
"HWAP?!" I questioned, she took that as her que to enta.
"Hello, sweetheart..." What a bithc. "Could you please come downstairs? It's time to meet your suitors." I growled at her.
"Why would I want to come anywhere with you
Shadow Ch2-DinnerI glanced behind me and saw Landon Daniels,a tenth grader,yelling at me in a hostel tone.Shadow Ch2-Dinner13 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Get out of my way!"he yelled.
First,I'm not in his way.Second,I'm just in front of him.Third,I need to get through the door too.So stop yelling,and you'll get what you want.I got "out of his way" and walked away.I stopped and watched him.He was rushing and had an angry look.Why was he so mad?
I shook my head at him.Landon seemed ignorant.I knew him from theatre class.He was ruff a bit,but was nice to his friends.I avoided him at all costs.He seemed like he was a bully,considering that he taunted the ninth graders.He one time called me emo,after I drew that picture of an emo girl,smelling a purple rose,or I intended it to be.
I looked around and saw a white van.It must be Aunt Annie.I walked over to the van and opened the passenger door.
"Hey!"Aunt Annie greeted.
I stepped in and closed the door shut.I buckled my seat belt and Annie started driving.
"How's Rachael?"I asked her.
Rachael stayed home
Wait what?- Chapter 2Wait what?- Chapter 27 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Attack on Titanic
Rose: I was bored so I decided to read a fanfic of fnaf(Five Nights at Freddy’s) and for some reason golden Freddy decided to fabulously pose and say draw me like one of your French girls
Rose: Which ended up in him getting slapped
Me: they ripped that off from titanic
Rose: I think it’s a meme now
Rose: And guess who he did that too
Me: Attack on Titan
Rose: The security guard
Me: They have so many Attack on Titanics
Wait what?- Chapter 3Wait what?- Chapter 37 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Titans Who Built America
Me: The Titans Who Built America
(Photo from above)
Me: Every time they say titans
Let me explain how this came to be: We have to watch The Men Who Built America in history class. In the film they keep calling them titans. Now for a die hard Attack on Titan fan that is what comes to mind. Every time they say that during class we just look over at each other and smile. We kinda do that for any anime/ inside joke we have...I wonder if the teachers have noticed?
Wait what?- IntroIntroWait what?- Intro7 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I got the idea for this story when my best friend said to be, “We should post some of our texts online or something.” after an interesting discussion on FitzWilliam the Potatu Plane(this will be chapter one) This is purely for humor and I hope you will enjoy the randomness, anime references, and I was acting like there would be a third. Oh, well. Enjoy!
Side note: I originally posted this on another website, but it was taking FOREVER to publish and yada yada ya so now it's on DeviantArt. Imaginary Cookies to anyone who can guess which website it is. (Or finds it if it ever publishes)
Wait what?- Chapter 1Wait what?- Chapter 17 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
FitzWilliam the Potatu Plane
Me: If we had a plane what would it look like this: (Since DeviantArt won’t allow me to have more than one photo I’m going to describe what any photos look like A simple black jet, that kinda looks like the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird)
*After twenty minutes on photoshop*
(Same photo but with purple mustache)
Me:Finished design of our plane
Me: We gotta name it frank or dave or bob or
Me: As the planes’s name
Rose: FitzWilliam the potato plane
Me: Top hat and monocle for FitzWilliam?
Rose: Yus plz
Me: one sec
Rose: Ermahgerd and can u give him beautiful luscious hair so it will flow in the wind when flying
After another 20 minutes on photoshop
Me: Finished (Same photo with purple mustache, monocle, top hat, long blonde hair, and LOTS I mean LOTS of sparkles)
Me: I wanna send it to Francy Pants