RQ: Miku the Singing BalloonRQ: Miku the Singing Balloon17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hatsune Miku is a beautiful Vocaloid with long turquoise pigtails. She considers herself as a virtual singing star as millions of her fans admire her.
One day, Miku had a sweet tooth. She noticed a piece of candy of a stool. What was that piece of candy doing there? Did somebody leave it by accident? Or did she simply find it just sitting there? Well it is hers now.
"What is this piece of candy?" Miku picked it up and inspected the delectable looking candy. "I might as well try this one."
Miku then put the candy in her mouth and began to chew on it as if she was chewing on bubblegum.
"This candy tastes great," she said.
Suddenly, it was no ordinary candy; it was a different candy that contained a special ingredient much to her unawareness. She began to inflate like a balloon as the power vested inside the candy aired up her body.
"Why am I getting this big?" Miku watched herself inflating bigger into a spherical shaped balloon.
After she was done inflating, she had her head, cheeks, ha
Her Best Friends“Hello?” Ariel askedHer Best Friends19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Borrow your mom's van” Demi said on the other end
“Why?” Ariel asked puzzled
“Because your gonna pick up people and we're gonna go out. Topher and Connor are already waiting here! ALRIGHT LOVE YOU!” and she hung up
“Fucking fuck” Ariel mumbled
~ ~ ~
“Demi what are we doing today?” Connor asked
“Better question whose going?” Topher looked up at her
“WELL!” Demi smiled at them, “It shall be us three, Grey and Aubree, and Twistan and MerMer!, and Ariel and Drake!”
“Ah, now what are we doing?” Connor asked again
“THAT is classified!” Demi said, she heard a horn honk and grabbed both of there hands, “Come on come on!” she ran out and saw Ariel waiting there in the van, Drake was even already in there. Demi smiled wider and jumped in the front seat as Topher and Connor got in the back with Drake, “TO GET GREYSON AND AUBREE
Louder Than Life: Prologue ITwo Years, One Month and Currently Right NowLouder Than Life: Prologue I18 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Windows—much to her surprise—did not have the intended use of being violently jumped out of. She lay back on the concrete and waited to bleed to death in peace of the fire and screaming and standard apocalyptic activities.
“Look, I know this might seem just a little bit sudden, but I wanted to tell you I think you're a really swell girl. I mean, I know we haven't know each other long and it's the end of the world and all, but I just wanted you to know that because I love you.”
She opened her eyes and looked up at a mildly deranged man standing above her with a bouquet that looked like it was picked straight from the queen's garden. He smiled at her and pushed the flowers to her entirely crippled arm which had ventured into fifty three angles found in a circle. The worst bit about it was that she had no clue who the man was.
Mr.MazorBeing a dipshit and bored c:Mr.Mazor22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
interview for a job with Sugar High
"So Mr. Mazor, why do you want this job?"
"I need money." c:
"I need it to get supplies to make my candies."
Smiles and starts swaying back and forth.
"I need to ask you to leave.."
"you don't need to, you want me to leave since you assume I use it in a bad way. I do, but the way you think it is."
Somehow has a candy cane and starts to eat it.
"Here have this," ^^ he shoved the sharpened edge in the persons mouth. "Have a nice day~" And he walks out with the dude dying behind.
He very special.
Daily Quickie #85: A Full Day With Full TicklesDISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, please seek help instead. This story was not written by me, but by my friend Starwarrior. I am posting these stories here on his behalf.Daily Quickie #85: A Full Day With Full Tickles11 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I talk a lot about my fifteen year old nephew but I have more than one. Tim’s son just turned twelve yesterday and we’ve made good use of the spring break to celebrate it.
On his birthday yesterday we took him out to the rock wall with some of his friends. I took a turn spotting him while he clambered his way up one of the more challenging obstacles. I couldn’t do it when it was my turn. It went straight up, then curved back so that you are clinging to the underside, hanging by your hands and feet. Man that was tough, I’m definitely not as young as I used to be. But my twelve year old nephew crawled right up the underside and on the way to the top. Wiry little fellow but he’s pretty tough.
I used to climb rocks as a kid but
MLP Boot to the Head ParodyMLP Boot to the Head Parody Part 1MLP Boot to the Head Parody10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(This is just a parody. No characters were harmed or dead during the making of this parody.)
Twilight Sparkle: As the executor pony of Princess Celestia's estate and also her loyal student, I, Princess Twilight Sparkle, have been empowered to read Celestia's Last Will and Testament.
Pinkie Pie: Well come on, read it!
Rarity: Oh poor dear Princess Celestia!
Applejack: Oh there there Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: How predictably boring.
Fluttershy::iconumplz: I never knew I was a loyal subject to a kinder princess.
Twilight: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Rainbow Dash: I knew it.
State of The UnionState of the UnionState of The Union12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Over 5000 years ago, Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt, saying " mount up your camels and asses, pick up your shovels and axes, I will lead you to the Promised Land!".
With the Teddy Roosevelt administration, he said "lay down your shovels and axes, sit on your asses, and light up a camel This is the promised land".
Now with Obama in office, he has threatened to steal our shovels and axes, raise the price of camel's, kick our asses, and mortgage the promised land!
Yesterday, congress was in quandary as they were planning on erecting a monument in honor of Barack Obama, but couldn't figure out whether to put it beside Christopher Columbus, considered the greatest democrat of them all as he voyaged to the new world, not knowing where he was when he started out, didn't know where he was going, or where he was when he got there and did it all on borrowed money, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth.
However, they are planning on changing the
Thief AU Short Oneshots 1/?All of these are based on after the Rp I did with the owner of the two Bro's. When Sky and A met the two of them, and decided to stay with them.Thief AU Short Oneshots 1/?14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A and Sky are sisters in this, along with Bro and A's Bro being brothers.
A and Sky belongs to :iconMirremjau:
Bro and A's Bro belongs to :iconSpazzy-Waffle-Butt:
-Lets Make you Pretty-
A's bro let out a small sigh as he felt the brush go through his hair yet again, opening his eye, he looked at the girl standing in front of him, a brush in her hand. "Are you done yet, A?.." he said, as he watched A placed her hand on her hip, still holding onto the brush with the other hand. Looking down at the prince sitting in the chair in front of her, she gave a small, teasing smirk. "Nope." She began, moving the brush back to his fluffy, black hair, brushing through it once again. "Gotta make sure you look pretty for your people, Yes?" She said, almost letting a small laugh escape her mouth. As Bro looked back at the girl he had fallen for, he gave
Out of His ElementThe mall had nothing for him. Neither did Goodwill. Dale was left with no other option but to take a deep breath and walk through the doors of the menswear store.Out of His Element3 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Oh, boy," Dale mumbled as he surveyed the interior of the building. He was a man dressed in a tank top, khaki shorts and sandals, surrounded by suits, dress shirts and tuxedos.
"May I help you?" Dale made an abrupt turn to see the man speaking to him. An older employee of the store, dressed for the part, with a polite demeanor that left Dale feeling guilty.
"Uh, no, I'm just looking right now. Thanks."
The employee smiled courteously and left Dale by himself. Dale mentally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Alright, down to business. Time to find a suit," Dale walked towards a wall lined with jackets, groaning slightly as he did, "Brandon, you and Beth just had to go all out for this thing."
Dale had to buy a suit for his buddy's wedding. He was getting married in two weeks. Dal
Wait what?- Chapter 4Wait what?- Chapter 47 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Me: I experience a Canada moment
Me: At School
Me: Maggie came into the room, I waved hi and smiled, she looked right in my direction
Me: time skip to end of day
Me: Maggie,”Oh when did you get here?”
Rose:She probably spaced out or something
Me: I could be Canada
Me: My shadow buddy almost lost me
Me: She went to go grab something a few feet away and then she said, “where’d u go?”
Me: Worst part was I was standing right next to her
Rose: Triple facepalm
Me: This is gonna be the next chapter for posting the txts
Me: Well losing me wasn’t as bad as the other person who lost theirs
Me: They full out abandoned the kid
Me: I’m debating wether or not I should put my safety in the hands of that school
Rose: U got
Sharon Be Trippin' -- Chapter 1 -- Mary Sue ParodyHi, there, you idiot. I'm the most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the world. I'm Sharon Brooks. I'm a princess, if you couldn't tell. I've been told that I look just like Ellie McFurson. I'm also in luv with Justin Beiber, she's the hottest woman I've ever seen and I don't get why she gets so much hate.Sharon Be Trippin' -- Chapter 1 -- Mary Sue Parody13 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I have long brown hair with silver and red tips. I have deep red lips and mahing eyes. I wear a beautiful bright black and red gown and, secretly, red fishnets and combat boots. Because I'm a rebel.
My dad is ded and my mum iz da evils qween. An she want me ded but no. No. Not hapenin.
Today I was prepping myself 4 da day, when am mum called me downstairs.
"What do you want?!" I screamed.
I heard my, ugh, mother, run upsars and knock on my door.
"HWAP?!" I questioned, she took that as her que to enta.
"Hello, sweetheart..." What a bithc. "Could you please come downstairs? It's time to meet your suitors." I growled at her.
"Why would I want to come anywhere with you
Gedanken eines DuschkopfsWasserdampf fließt in dicken heißen Nebelstreifen über den Duschkabinenrand. Mit angezogenen Knien sitzt sie unter dem Wasserstrahl. Ihre Haut brennt, aber sie regt sich nicht. Tropfen und kleine Rinnsale laufen über ihre geröteten Wangen. Ich glaube, sie leckt.Gedanken eines Duschkopfs14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ab und an öffnen sich die Lider und Wasser fließt aus ihren großen glänzenden Augen. Das Problem kenne ich. Vor drei Wochen erst war dieser überaus führsorgliche Idiot mit den dreckigen Schmuddelfingern wieder da und musste ein paar Dichtungen austauschen. Ich würde meinen, das könnte in diesem Fall helfen. Geduldig sprudele ich vor mich hin und lasse heißes Wasser auf den zusammengesunkenen Körper da unten in der Wanne donnern.
Normalerweise bin ich nicht so lange in Betrieb. Es ist anstrengend, aber auch irgendwie schön. Man fühlt sich gebraucht. Eigentlich fertigt sie mich immer schnell ab. Kaum ist der Schaum weg, springt sie aus der Kabine
It Came from the TVOnce upon a chilly day in Brighton, this YouTube guy you might have heard of - Pewdiepie - was taking a break from recording and editing some videos and chilling on the sofa with the love of his life - Mountain Dew. Oh, and Marzia might have been there too.It Came from the TV17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pewds took a gulp from the comically large bottle of the energy drink, and sighed, glancing at Edgar with a bored pout.
"Oh Edgar" he began "Don't you just wish that you could just walk in to the movies on TV?" He sighed longingly at the ancient Japanese monster movie on screen "I want to fight a latex dinosaur like that someday..."
Edgar gave Pewds the same look he'd always given him - the cold, hard stare of death.
"You wouldn't understand" Pewds scoffed "You'll never appreciate my dreams!"
Edgar made a strange pug noise and padded up to the television, pawing at the creature on the screen. Perhaps he did understand - in his brainless yet lovable way.
Or, perhaps - it was more than understanding.
When he pulled his paw back from t
Letting Her Hair Down"I'll never understand why the least occupied place in school, has the best air conditioning..."Letting Her Hair Down4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Republic City High. Leaning back in a chair in the library was Korra, star jock of the school. Who was currently ditching practice due to the 98 degree heat outside.
"Yeah, Coach Tenzin is gonna yell at me and lecture me. But I'd rather get a verbal lashing than broil my brains out in that heat."
Grabbing a random book off the table, she placed it over her face.
"May as well catch a decent nap while I'm here."
While she tried to nap, another student entered the library. The bookish Asami Sato, hair tied in her usual prim bun and her red eyeglasses adoring her face. Glancing around the library, she saw some student leaning back with a book over her face.
Some people. What kind of lazy...wait, is that...
She noticed the sleeves cut off of her shirt, and the tanned, toned arms that benefited from that choice. She'd spent quite some time in the bleachers admiring those arms. And the rest
Drew and AutumnSelena held on to Autumn's arm, “SO you and Drew?”Drew and Autumn19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Autumn blushed, “There is no me and Drew!”
“you and Drew what?” Drew asked walking up
“how how obvious you two like each other” Jace smiled happily
Drew blushed, “I don't like her”
“Then why do you NOW hang around with us?” Selena asked
“Cause.....I CAN!” Drew yelled
“GREAT COME BACK!” Autumn yelled, “now they think things”
“shut up” Drew said patting her head
Selena spun around, “SO! Shall we go downtown?”
“Um....why?” Jace asked
“BECAUSE JACEY!” Selena smiled, “There are going to be vendors and stuff selling things!”
“OH I wanted to go!” Autumn yelled, then Selena grabbed her and they both freaked out
“Yeah no count me out” Drew said
“OH NO NO!” Selena grabbed him, “you gotta go!”
Drew glared at the blonde girl and she ju
Shadow Ch2-DinnerI glanced behind me and saw Landon Daniels,a tenth grader,yelling at me in a hostel tone.Shadow Ch2-Dinner14 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Get out of my way!"he yelled.
First,I'm not in his way.Second,I'm just in front of him.Third,I need to get through the door too.So stop yelling,and you'll get what you want.I got "out of his way" and walked away.I stopped and watched him.He was rushing and had an angry look.Why was he so mad?
I shook my head at him.Landon seemed ignorant.I knew him from theatre class.He was ruff a bit,but was nice to his friends.I avoided him at all costs.He seemed like he was a bully,considering that he taunted the ninth graders.He one time called me emo,after I drew that picture of an emo girl,smelling a purple rose,or I intended it to be.
I looked around and saw a white van.It must be Aunt Annie.I walked over to the van and opened the passenger door.
"Hey!"Aunt Annie greeted.
I stepped in and closed the door shut.I buckled my seat belt and Annie started driving.
"How's Rachael?"I asked her.
Rachael stayed home
Return Of The Prizor Part 1DISCLAIMER: This story contains absolutely no sexual content whatsoever. If that is what you seek, you are in the wrong place. This is a story request from Lightworker Leader, and as such will be a fair bit darker than our usual fare. I hope you enjoy!Return Of The Prizor Part 112 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Also, I’m kind of inventing a mythos here. This is not intended to reflect any belief system, past or present. Any intersections are entirely coincidental.
The little seven-year-old rolled his eyes. He wasn’t tired, but arguing with his mom was not an option. He meandered upstairs, going as slowly as he could. As he entered his room, he failed to notice the strange being at his window.
Priroda, one of the ancient nature spirits, was just outside of Milo’s window. She resembled a beautiful human woman, but her skin had a greenish tint and her hair was woven grass. Many years ago, she had been a benevolent queen of the Saxony forests, beloved by all humans. But over time, Priroda’s vanit
Wait what?- Chapter 2Wait what?- Chapter 27 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Attack on Titanic
Rose: I was bored so I decided to read a fanfic of fnaf(Five Nights at Freddy’s) and for some reason golden Freddy decided to fabulously pose and say draw me like one of your French girls
Rose: Which ended up in him getting slapped
Me: they ripped that off from titanic
Rose: I think it’s a meme now
Rose: And guess who he did that too
Me: Attack on Titan
Rose: The security guard
Me: They have so many Attack on Titanics
Wait what?- Chapter 3Wait what?- Chapter 37 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Titans Who Built America
Me: The Titans Who Built America
(Photo from above)
Me: Every time they say titans
Let me explain how this came to be: We have to watch The Men Who Built America in history class. In the film they keep calling them titans. Now for a die hard Attack on Titan fan that is what comes to mind. Every time they say that during class we just look over at each other and smile. We kinda do that for any anime/ inside joke we have...I wonder if the teachers have noticed?
Wait what?- IntroIntroWait what?- Intro8 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I got the idea for this story when my best friend said to be, “We should post some of our texts online or something.” after an interesting discussion on FitzWilliam the Potatu Plane(this will be chapter one) This is purely for humor and I hope you will enjoy the randomness, anime references, and I was acting like there would be a third. Oh, well. Enjoy!
Side note: I originally posted this on another website, but it was taking FOREVER to publish and yada yada ya so now it's on DeviantArt. Imaginary Cookies to anyone who can guess which website it is. (Or finds it if it ever publishes)
Wait what?- Chapter 1Wait what?- Chapter 18 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
FitzWilliam the Potatu Plane
Me: If we had a plane what would it look like this: (Since DeviantArt won’t allow me to have more than one photo I’m going to describe what any photos look like A simple black jet, that kinda looks like the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird)
*After twenty minutes on photoshop*
(Same photo but with purple mustache)
Me:Finished design of our plane
Me: We gotta name it frank or dave or bob or
Me: As the planes’s name
Rose: FitzWilliam the potato plane
Me: Top hat and monocle for FitzWilliam?
Rose: Yus plz
Me: one sec
Rose: Ermahgerd and can u give him beautiful luscious hair so it will flow in the wind when flying
After another 20 minutes on photoshop
Me: Finished (Same photo with purple mustache, monocle, top hat, long blonde hair, and LOTS I mean LOTS of sparkles)
Me: I wanna send it to Francy Pants