31d: Clio vs. Kayfabe, part 2On Friday morning, just before dawn, Jan and Clio jogged down a quiet street. Clio took the lead, because Jan definitely wasn't going to take the lead, and seemed to have a destination in mind as she focused on the street signs and numbers passing by. Jan gave the universal signifier to pull to the side ("Rosy Cross I think I'm having a heart attack!") and, after spending a few minutes catching her breath, fetched her phone from her jacket pocket.31d: Clio vs. Kayfabe, part 26 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Clio," she said, slumping onto a dew-and-probably-hobo-piss-damp bench, "I've got an idea. The last couple nights I've been cramming wrestling history, like, the highlights, the big names. I know you wanna, like, get a girlfriend this way, but have you considered, like, uh, getting a name for yourself?"
"I was born with a name, yeah." She was jogging in place as to not interrupt her morning workout.
"I mean a, what's it called, soubriquet rouge. If you make enemies in the ring and they actually do w
Dummy March (ClintXReaderXBucky?) OneShotDummy March (ClintXReaderXBucky?) OneShot38 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Let’s go to that house.” Clint pointed to a home behind (F/N). She turned around only to see an undecorated house that looked so beaten down it could collapse at any moment turning into a pile of ash. Grass was over grown and tree roots popping up from the ground, to only be covered by a thick layer of fallen leaves. But perhaps what was the most unsettling about the property was the lack of sound. Silence covered it like an oversized blanket that couldn’t be removed by the greatest forces. Normal you would at east hear the faint buzzing of a heater coming from a house at this time of year, but no such thing could be heard.
Suddenly (F/N) couldn’t breathe. Sure the both of them had been egging houses all night in there consume picking on whoever they pleased but this house. Hell no! She didn’t want to die, she was to fabulous to die. Everyone in town had heard stories ab
thought for the day I found a dead bee in a flower today where it had apparently died in the middle of working. And then I thought, I too am like that bee in a way.thought for the day10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Only it's not a flower.
It's the couch in the break room.
And I don't die.
I just cry really loudly and go limp.
Wrong Number*phones ring*Wrong Number18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Smith:Hello, Smith speaking
Caller:Is this Smith
Caller:Well listen up smith, i got your cat
Smith:I don't know
Caller:If you want your cat back,you must pay me a large sum of money
Smith: But i don't own a cat
Smith:Well, I used to, but it was abducted
Caller: By me,
Smith:No, by me.It wasn't my cat, I abducted it but I forgot to shut the window and it escaped
Caller:YOU FOOL! I opened the windows!
Smith:Maybe I wanted to lose that cat
Caller:Maybe your a moron
Smith:Maybe, anyway if you want to know the real owner's detail you'll have to pay up
Caller:YOUR SUPPOSED TO PAY ME!
Smith: I guess you could say your "cat out of luck"
Caller:I don't get it
Smith:C'Mon don't "puss out" on me now
Caller:I... Where are you now?I want to punch you in the face!
Smith:YOU LIKED THAT WOULDN'T YOU
Caller:YES! I'd liked it very much
Smith:Looks like the "cat
Genderbent AU- IntroSo I just wanted to have fun with what these two genderbent would be like along with their friends popping up here and there.Genderbent AU- Intro19 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dog Soldiers of the Suburbs - Chapter 4Dog Soldiers of the SuburbsDog Soldiers of the Suburbs - Chapter 412 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4 - A Terrible Vision and an Old Friend
The following morning, after the Griffins had breakfast for the first time as a family of seven, Vinny thought it would be a good idea to go outside and have some excersise.
"Hey, Brian," Vinny began to Brian, who was sitting on the couch, "how about you and I go outside and have a little fun? You know, go play an outdoor game like street hockey and such?"
It was at that moment that Brian's mind went completely blank.
The two dogs went outside. Brian carried the hockey sticks while Vinny carried the net, and the two were on their way to the road.
"Vinny," Brian began in worry, "are you sure this is such a good idea? Many Britannian guards would come and either kill us or capture us, since we're dogs."
"Oh, you worry too much, Brian," Vinny chuckled. Finally, the two were on
Thirteen Tales (2014): The Tenth TaleMeanwhile at the Castle of Dr. CallycoThirteen Tales (2014): The Tenth Tale1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A small white sign was pinned to the front door. It read: 'Gone to the zoo, be back later.
Meanwhile, at the Zoo Visited by Dr. Callyco
The kitten in a lab coat stood near a cage housing the big cats looking at a lion in it with something of a bored expression on his face.
"The zoo." He started. "A chance to see rare animals not native to your area, and possibly dangerous beast while still feeling safe. It's a thing people are into. You have to wonder though, how safe are you? Some of these beasts can be quite tough you know! Are you always so certain they can be caged? This is tonight's story, about a place not unlike the one I'm in now, but one that holds so much more powerful beast. Some things man cannot control and as two visitors to this zoo learn, when man's arrogance leads them to try to control nature there are consequences to be paid. Luckily, us felines never get any strange ideas about being above our station. It's one of the perks of
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 155Have a cool vehicle. A Ford Pinto or a Volkswagen Beetle is not going to cut it.Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 15511 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Odin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy'sOdin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy'sOdin and Calex Do Five Night's At Freddy's59 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
In a dimly lit security room with a single fan running a gray wolf in a security guard outfit and a small orange kitten that went up to his knees dressed in only a security guard hat (specifically the wolf's hat) sat inside the security room with very bored looking expressions.
Calex: Why are we working here?
The wolf stared down at the kitten.
Odin: Do to the massive amounts of property damage in our last few cases we've been in the red for awhile, so we've had to pick up a part time job to make ends meet.
Calex: No idea how that happened.
Odin: So we'll be working at this pizza place for at least the next five nights. Should be pretty easy, just a night security job, no one here but us and the animatronics.
Calex: Those are like robots right?
Odin: I... Guess.
Calex: So they're going to try to kill us.
Odin: Don't be ridiculous they're just for entertaining children here look!
The wolf held up a tablet that was synced up with the
Past, Present and Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P1Past, Present and Neverland (Dr WhaleXReader) P14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gritting your teeth you thrashed in Peter Pan's grip as he dragged you towards a portal he had created. He stopped before it and pulled you till you were face to face with him.
"Stay off my Island Pirate. Or I will kill you" Peter growled lowly before he pushed you into the portal. As soon as you hit the cold hard ground of whichever realm you were in, you felt dizzy. Pushing yourself to sit up you looked around and saw the area was extremely dull. Almost colorless. You stood up shakily and looked around the new realm confused and alarmed as you're brother was still on Neverland with Peter fucking Pan. Leaning against the nearest tree you saw a dusty road and glanced left and right. Shrugging 'why the hell not?' you began walking up the road hoping to get to a village. The last thing you expected was to almost get run over by a horse and carriage.
"Oi! What the bloody hell do ya think your doin mate?!" You demanded of the man holding the reigns while putting your hand over the hilt of
ERB: Hulk Hogan vs DustyKattBeat:ERB: Hulk Hogan vs DustyKatt4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
The World's Manliest Brony has arrived!
Now watch me skin this washed up has-been alive!
I'll run you over with my Harley Davidson
To quote Senator Armstrong
DUSTY RHODES, YOU CHANGED A LOT DUDE!
Oh wait, no. You're that cyberfreak punk
THAT LOVES BEIN RUDE!
So you think you got the Funk?
Well I'm a Real American
Step on ya
Make ya go
Oh please, named after that old geezer?
I'd rather be slapped by a Wheezer
I'll gun you down like Luna
So hard that
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE MORE INJURIES THAN MICK
I'LL GIVE YOU A MOUTH FULL O' TICKS
THEN MAKE YOU SUCK BRUTUS BEEFCAKEE'S MASSIVE DICK!!!
How would you know the size of his dick?
Beat resumes back up.
TMNT 2 Families=1 Chapter 1: Waking UpLeo opened his eyes. He yawned and got up. He smiled at his scaly wife, Karai. He got out of bed and put his mask on. He walked out of his room and walked into his daughter's room. She shared her room with her cousin, Samantha, who was Donnie's daughter. Samantha wasn't in her bed. So she must be already up. Leo walked over to Hatsumi. Hatsumi was a light shade of blue like her mother. She had blue eyes like Leo and a silver and purplish shell like her father. She was pretty much a turtle, except for she had colors like Karai. Leo walked over to her. "Good morning.", he told her. She didn't answer. "Good MORNING.", he said a bit louder. She still didn't answer. He sat on the end of her bad and jiggled her. She didn't move. Now he knew she was just pretending. He looked at her for a minute. Then he got an idea. He sighed. "You made me do this.", he said sadly. He looked down at her toes that were sticking out from the covers. He lifted her foot up and began stroking it. He heard her gulTMNT 2 Families=1 Chapter 1: Waking Up5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Arisa's First Week of School Part 2The ride to school took about ten minutes. The whole time Arisa couldn’t ignore the vibration of the engine between her legs. When they reached the school James looked back at her, “You ok?”Arisa's First Week of School Part 215 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Yeah I’m fine.” Arisa said, taking off her helmet.
“You sure? Your face is kind of flushed,” he said looking at her.
“The vibration of the engine, it made me a little… uhm.” Arisa said, not knowing the right word.
“Aroused?” James said, with a slight smile.
Arisa’s face became more flushed as she nodded, “I think so.”
“Hold onto me,” he said, turning the engine back on.
Arisa wrapped her arms around him and as he revved the engine she felt a wave of pleasure rip through her body. She pressed her face into his back as she let off a moan, “My last girlfriend had the same problem.” James said as he shut the engine back off.
They headed inside and Arisa headed to the bathroom to chan