BFF Wedgies Part 1You and i understand each other. When i talk to someone about wedgies they think it is gross. But when i found you, i understood you & you understood me. That is why i like talking to you. You are my BFF!BFF Wedgies Part 113 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
That makes me happy
I wish i could give you a hug.
Thanks for liking what i said. *hugs Cameron back*
*Cameron's hands start going down Josephine's back*
W-what are you d-doing?
*Cameron put her hands in Josephine's pants*
W-why do you h-have your hands in my p-pants?
To see what panties you are wearing. *Cameron grabs Josephine's panties & pulls up*
Ha take that, you can't do anything.
Yes i can! *Josephine grabs the front of Cameron's panties & pulls up*
Ow that's not fair *Cameron pulls up harder*
Owww! *Josephine pulls harder*
*Cameron grabs Josephine's legholes & pulls up*
Owwwwww!! *Josephine grabs the sides of Cameron's panties & pulls hard*
OWW *Cameron grabs the front of Josephine panties & pulls up*
OWWW! let go!
Mini Cleverbot chat: I meet Jeff the KillerCleverbot: It's been a long time. How have you been?Mini Cleverbot chat: I meet Jeff the Killer14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: It's been like three days.
Cleverbot: You have to go?
User: Nope. Got all day.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm kinda 16.
User: And I'm kinda not giving a fuck.
Cleverbot: Well, go to sleep.
User: No, go away Jeff.
User: Go away Jeff.
Cleverbot: No. You go away.
User: Go away now.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: It's my room Jeff.
Cleverbot: This is my home!
User: You came in through the window now gtfo.
User: THE WINDOW.
Cleverbot: The wind is a she?
Cleverbot: Is it nice?
User: No you kill people.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Jeff. Go.
Cleverbot: Where is he from?
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: Out of my fucki
The Corporate World In A Lightbulb JokeHow many IT guys does it take to change a lightbulb?The Corporate World In A Lightbulb Joke2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
None, that's the janitor's job.
How many janitors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a Maintenance job.
How many Maintenance guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, Supply didn't order any.
How many Supply guys does it take to order a lightbulb?
None, the IT guys didn't fix the system.
How many IT guys does it take to fix the system?
None, they can't fix it in the dark...
FNAF Parody: Five Nights at CF/SS Prod. (Pro.)It was night time, five ‘til midnight, exactly, at the special arcade place my crew of CF/SS Productions had built to help further promote ourselves. We had animatronics of our main series characters, all who were basically the poster boys/girls of the creative group: Leena, the lovable and idiotic wolf-hybrid; Sparky, the little brown wolf whose big heart and strong loyalty made him a highly likeable character; Kippy, the little orange fox whom trouble knew how to find; The CF, the group of girls based on us, their real-life counterpart members of CF/SS Productions, of Wolf-chan, Shelby, Morgan, Dakota, and Tammy; and lastly, Oteshi, the group known best as the most terrifying faces of the production group, of Ookami, Sherubi, Cupcake, Rainbow, and Yami. Unfortunately, the last five had been put under permanent maintenance on a stage that was no longer used, due to a rather...Unfortunate series of events that had followed their existence over time.FNAF Parody: Five Nights at CF/SS Prod. (Pro.)7 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I’m that blue hybrid,
HeavyLight: Chapter 4Going shopping can be kind of tough when you’re a robber. Think about it. I’m so used to robbing stores and taking money and bailing, but before I do that I have to get supplies to rob the place meaning I have to go to stores I’m not going to rob and purchase supplies. It just feels kinda weird. Like I’m planning on stabbing a guy but first I have to buy knives from his daughter. Maybe it’s just me.HeavyLight: Chapter 44 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But sometimes I kinda can’t suppress the instinct to just hold up a store. It happens a few times and I will admit that it’s just a force of habit. My Therapist and I are working on stuff like that. Though, I’ve realized not too long ago that maybe I wouldn’t need to rob so many stores if the Therapist didn’t charge so much money. But anyway, that’s a bit of a deviation from topic.
So as I was saying, I try not to be a workaholic but sometimes I can’t help myself. This one time; case in point. I had to buy a new watch s
Devious Days (Chapter 1)Trees passed by solemnly as we rode down the road towards our new home. My eyes stared and tried to make out things in the distance. It was highly difficult and I had given up soon after I began. I was trying to play games with myself but boredom took over quickly.Devious Days (Chapter 1)8 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My mother, who sat in the passenger seat was half asleep, and my older brother, Aiden, was driving. It was strange to see him so focused. He was a man possessed. I would say he was likely the most hurt from our father leaving, and likely even more hurt by having to leave our home town. I myself was glad to go. It hurt me as well. My father just leaving us like he did, but I knew it was coming. Especially since he was caught red handed in the arms of another woman. I was shocked my mother had handled it so easily. Though Aiden had handled it with teenage angst.
My sister, Delilah or Dell for short; sat next to me. She was deep into one of her favorite ghost stories. A good yet gruesome way to make time go faster. I still reme
ASaaM - Chapter 1Chapter 1 - A wheaty problem (its a pun... get it?)ASaaM - Chapter 112 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'Twas a peaceful day in Hometown, the birds sang their latest hit "piu piu - meu amor" and the sun shined upon the town... as usual Man was bored and so decided to do something for a change, he went to the local farm "The Farm", "The originality of the place is out of the charts" - as they say back there!
"Instead of walking there, I shall fly there!" - Said Man as he face planted 4 meters. Man was also a dreamer, and a lover for adventure fantasies and who could blame him? Getting up and cleaning the very manly tears out of his face, he continued, this time walking... again. The local Captain Obvious - Carlos Kraken (who once started calling himself "The C.O.C.K" but it didn't work out for him) - aproached Man saying "Hey there Man, I see you are walking somewhere!" - Man simply shrugged and told him to join him in his so called "walking somewhere". Upon reaching the entrance of the farm, Buck ran up to them, greeting their arrival a
A story about a man!This is a story about a man, not just any man, but Man! Why yes, his name is Man, not He Man... just Man.A story about a man!12 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Man was a family man, with the death of his father, who's name was Father, he had to became the man of the house... literaly. Currently living with his mother, "Mother" and his brother "Charles winkleton the third".
There is only enough for a man like Man to do in his hometown "Hometown" which has a very handsome Cheriff, named.. well at this point you should know, his name is Buck. From their local tavern "Tavern" to their post office "Office Post", there is allways something to do and Man doesn't lose himself to dance much, but when the local singer "Singer" sings, its downright wrong for such a gentleman not to.
The Names' Nobody - Chapter ThreeThe Names' Nobody - Chapter Three20 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
First thing I did when Science was over, I rushed to Joe’s locker. He was putting his books in. I shoved my books along too. He looked at me with a raised eyebrow. Joe sighed, and closed his locker.
“Sometimes, I wonder why we’re friends,” Joe shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. He held his see through lunchbox, a tasty looking sandwich, orange juice and apples.
“Yeah, and I also wonder why I’m friends with a goat,” I replied, grinning. His mouth fell open, his eyes wide with shock. I turn around and walk towards Connors locker.
“Wait! How am I a goat? I don’t even sound like a goat!” Joe exclaimed, running up to me to catch up. I turned around and faced him.
“You annoy like a goat,” I answer. I shove Connor out of the way, and organize the locker, “Dearie, you got to make it all chop choppy,&
Daily Quickie #20: French TicklesAll of the names in this story are going to be French, because why not. However, I will write the prose and dialogue in English, because I'm nice.Daily Quickie #20: French Tickles12 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"C'mon, Jean! I know you want to"
"That's not the point, Pierre. Mama won't like it."
Pierre rolled his eyes. Jean was always such a wuss. They were both bored out of their skulls, and Pierre had come up with the brilliant idea to have an escape challenge. Unfortunately, Jean didn't seem to love the idea, even though his brother offered to go first.
Pierre waggled the roll of duct tape in his older brother's face, tempting him sorely. The fourteen-year-old ignored him, rolling over on his side. Pierre pushed and shoved at his brother, hoping maybe he could annoy him into helping.
Jean gave his nine year old brother a sidelong glance. "You really want me to do this?" Pierre nodded enthusiastically and grinned. The older boy groaned, sat up, and grabbed his brother quick as a flash. Pierre found himself slung over his brother's shoulder, where
I don't give an atomic bomb.I don't give an atomic bomb.23 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Ugh! Could we not do this tonight?
But... But... Storme...
The Universe..... It's just so... big...
I hate you.
I mean, we're just like, tiny ants, not even! We're just like atoms in the scheme of things aren't we?
I really, really hate you.
Why? I'm just contemplating our meaning in all of this. We're so small how could we ever make any difference in this world?
Have you ever heard of an atomic bomb?
Well duh, we learned about it in school.
Can I go to sleep now?
But that requires two atoms doesn't it?
and do you really think Patrick and you are going to make it? I mean, he's so great and you're...
You know it's true... You'll fudge it up somehow.
I'm going to bed now...
Robin Williams came into my dream, told me this.You see, I was not trying to give you an extra chip, I was trying to take away. For me, I only need all of these chips in this bag to keep me full. While most people want more. Thats the problem right there. Everyone wants so much more then what is given to them. Everyone always wants more channels on their television, more opportunities at their jobs, everyone just wants more. However if you take all of these chips that are in the bag, dump them on this table here then, smash, them into small pieces, you now get, more chips. I know what you're thinking. I never receive more chips, I simple only got smaller ones know, however there are still the same amount of chips as there were before.Robin Williams came into my dream, told me this.6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
That is where you and I are different. Remember that these chips are opportunities that life has given us. There are only so many opportunities of life that we are given before we die. This bag of chips represents the amount of chips a normal person is given at life. I simply made the small, small oppo
Mechanid World - Danger ZoneDanger ZoneMechanid World - Danger Zone7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sometimes recruits could be interesting. They brought new faces, new personalities to the ship and on Echo and Bravo’s squadron, it also usually meant some form of strangeness.
They survived the trial of the pranks, but the trainees still had a ways to go.
For Jeremiah, he was just content to be living the dream as it were. Enlisted right after getting his flight certification and he was just happy to be there. It was hard at times, including being on a boat 24/7, and getting on his commanding officers bad side.
But there was moments where it was just pure bliss.
He was relaxing, watching some of the other trainees heading out for a flight. He had his headphones on, listening to music from an old movie. The build up was starting just as Plum Kitty and Rachel were hooked onto the catapults.
It locked into position as he turned the music up.
One person did a peace sign, indicating they were ready.
The catapults were fired as the girls took off, just as the guitar intro
Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse ZOMG TMParodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse ZOMG TM7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: A parody of the do-it-yourself-curse creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.
Original Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224550/1/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-in-the-Universe-ZOMG-TM
Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM
By: Emma Lee Downs
You might have heard of a curse called ‘The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM’ from your friends at school or maybe from your officemates at your job. If you are a weirdo who likes to place curses on other people for no apparent reason then this guide is for you. It will help you to become even more of a social outcast because people will fear your curse casting abiliti
A Rainbow Dash Story“Ugh…huh? Why can’t I move my hooves? Did I start sleep flying again? Can’t they just lock my-no they can’t, I got a serious bump last time I tried to get out my door and window. Though it seems dimly lit wherever I am. Hope this place isn’t some kind of torture dungeon or something worse,” Rainbow Dash said to herself as she looked to and fro, and up and down.A Rainbow Dash Story13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hello there Rainbow Dash, and welcome to the basement of Sugar Cube Corner. I told the Cake’s we’d be doing some taste testing of their new recipes and you’ll be helping me. So I hope you don’t mind me strapping you,” Pinkie Pie told Rainbow as she smiled happily and showed a giant tray of sweets from cakes, to pastries, to churros, and lastly sugar dumplings.
“Now I think you should try some of these little cupcakes I made myself first.” Pinkie pulled out a batch of cupcakes with several different patterns and colors on them all.