Creepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for ThisCreepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for ThisCreepypasta (?): I Apologize in Advance for This3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff slinked up the stairs to his victim’s room, with a grace and dexterity which were such that he practically flowed from step to step. At last he faced their flimsy pine door, the only object serving as a barrier between blissful slumber and a real-life slasher film. He stopped to titter softly in the moonlight that was pouring through an open bay window, and traced his tongue along the side of his knife in an almost sexual gesture. At last he figured he had fulfilled his quotient of melodrama and kicked the door open clean off its hinges, displaying a freakishly abnormal strength that should have been impossible in a malnourished and sleep-deprived teenage boy. Jeff stared into the room beyond with his piercing, unblinking eyes. He had murdered thousands of people, this one would be no different.
Except they had a shotgun. And for some reason the young girl was smiling.
“Hello, Jeffy-kun” she sai
Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)Halloween Scare (Slight!Dr WhaleXReader)8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat in Emma and Mary Margaret's apartment with a group of others watching a scary movie since it was Halloween. Of course Emma had to choose the scariest movie in History not knowing you hated scary movies. The film wasn't even 10 minutes in and you already we're clinging to Dr Whale's arm earning an eye roll from the doctor. Half way through the movie Emma and Mary Margaret left to go to the store for more wine but you barely acknowledged they had left.
"Can't we watch Dracula or something?" You asked shakily.
"No now shut up" David replied eating some popcorn. You glared at David hoping his head would blow up (Sheldon Cooper style) and jumped when a girl screamed on the TV.
"I can't feel my arm" Dr Whale grumbled as you tightened your grip on him. You ignored his complaining and shrieked when a jump scare popped up on the screen. After another few minutes you had your face buried against Dr Whale's side so you couldn't see the screen. Suddenly the power cut out causing almo
Princess Balloony WaysDaisy was just walking along and not just that, she is minding her business as usual. Meanwhile, she meets Mario with a bike pump.Princess Balloony Ways8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Daisy: It's nice to see you again, Mario.
Mario: Hello, Daisy.
Daisy: Well, here it goes again.
Mario took the hose of the bike pump into Daisy's mouth and started to pump.
Daisy: Now I'm really getting pumped, and I'm not that big.
Mario continued pumping and Daisy is continuing to get bigger and rounder.
Daisy: I'm starting to give, and boy am I big.
Mario kept pumping until, the hose was taken out of Daisy's mouth and she is deflating as she is blowing all the air out and she is flying away.
Mario: Well, there she goes.
Meanwhile, at Peach's castle, Peach decided to get into an inflation workout and she got out a machine consisting of a stool with an upside-down handlebar leading to a 100 pound spherical weight lying on a foot pump with a long hose with a suction cup attached to the end of it. She took the suction cup to her lips and began pushing the ha
Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)ATTACK OF THE PUMPKIN BLOB!Attack of the Pumpkin Blob! (Slime WGTF)17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yet another boring Halloween had rolled around, the streets lined with decorations and people out in costume in the quest for candy as usual. Cackling witches, howling werewolves and moaning zombies. Spooky scary. Li missed the good old days when Halloween was scary. Back when people put effort into their damn costumes! Now it was always sexy witch this and vampire that, bah, never an awesome inventive one like a zombie rocker or werebadger or something. Hmmph.
“Ugh, ye’d think people’d get better costumes nowadays…” she complained to herself, watching kids go buy in their little fairy and witch costumes.
Lumbering to her feet, Li was as immense as ever; her gut bigger than a yoga ball drooped down over her jorts like a furry pile of jelly, rippling as she took a slow walk to her kitchen. Her vast backside wobbled as she did so, each cheek big enough to smother the 3 person couch she had and almost spill off of it, with meaty tr
Putting Yourself In The Path Of A BulletFriday Night SmackdownPutting Yourself In The Path Of A Bullet18 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The ever bubbly and happy Renee Young was shown smiling to the camera with that infectious aura of likeability that always seemed to follow the blonde Canadian interviewer, however when it dawned on her who she’d be interviewing she would admit that it was hard to keep that happy attitude up for the viewers watching the segment.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, my guests at this time, Rusev, Lana and Kalem," Renee tried to put on a smile as she did with all of her interviews, but the sight of Rusev made it hard. As she looked up at his stoic figure, she saw a man who was cold, and emotionless. The sight sent chills down her side, regardless, she had a job that needed to be done. ""So far you are undefeated, do you think there is anyone on the WWE roster who can pose a threat to your undefeated streak?"
Hearing that Lana shot a glare at Renee before snapping her fingers as Kalem scurried from behind Rusev and smiled nervously to his blonde boss as Lana
Another Wise Owl Once Told Me...To wit is to wooAnother Wise Owl Once Told Me...51 minutes ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
woo is to wit.
ChocolateChocolateChocolate3 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Every year there were always a few brave souls who hiked to the House of Pariah looking for candy.
This year, they were unusually absent.
"It's Halloween, isn't it?" asked James, tugging on Pariah's sleeve.
"Hey, hey, where's your costume?"
What's the point of celebrating something so stupid?
Claude and Enya were standing together, staring vacantly out the window at cloudy October skies.
"What are you fools looking at?" asked Pariah, feeling annoyed.
Newton walked into the room with a sheet draped over his head.
And crashed into a wall.
"Woowww! Awesome costume!"
"We might need candy," said Enya, turning around. Claude nodded in agreement. Due to certain events he hadn't been speaking, sleeping, or really doing much of anything except follow Enya around.
His mind's gone. But it's almost like he knows she's his mother
Emily, meanwhile, was digging around in an old sofa, looking for something. She suddenly screamed excitedly, causin
A Wise Owl Once Told Me...The Wiser the Owl,A Wise Owl Once Told Me...2 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
the wider the eyes.
Thirteen Tales (2014) The Thirteenth TaleMeanwhile at the castle of Dr. Callyco!Thirteen Tales (2014) The Thirteenth Tale22 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The kitten in a lab coat sat on a big sofa next to an end table with a large bowl of candy next to it.
"What!? I'm not eating it all myself!" The kitten protested immediately. "It's for the visitors tonight! Going to get quite a lot of them living in a place like that! Anyway, tonight's tale!" The kitten was interrupted as the doorbell rang. "Excuse me." He jumped off the couch and picked up the bowl and answered the front door where there were a couple of children dressed like classic movie monsters. After giving them each a couple candies from the bowl he closed the door and returned to the couch.
"Anyway, as I was saying." The kitten started. "Tonight's tale!" There was another ring of the doorbell. "Okay just a moment." Once more he got off the couch with the bowl of candy and headed to the door. This time it was a single kid dressed as a superhero. After giving the id his candy he returned.
"Okay! Before we get interrupted again!" The doorbe
Unwritten - Chapter ThreeI walk down the road, shaking. It's rather cold, a type of cold no one cares for. It gets worse as I walk farther. I feel my legs begin to freeze. I have to find shelter. I spread my wings and shoot into the air, hoping to be able to see up there. As I fly, I begin to talk to myself.Unwritten - Chapter Three2 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“I can't believe they left me behind...I can't move fast in the cold, they know that....why didn't they just wait a bit!? Or offered me a coat?! If we had any anyway...” I begin to get sleepy. “damn it...” I mutter, trying to stay awake. I suddenly hear a buzzing in my headphones, and the collar around my neck shocks me. Badly. I scream and try to pull it off. The cold mixed with the pain puts me into a frenzy of some kind. I begin to fly into trees and other things. Finally, it stops. I open an eye and looked at my hand. I had ripped the damn thing off somehow. I throw it as far away as possible and continue to fly, really wanting to find shelter now. I can barely see, much less ke
Grady Cobb In the dim sunlight leaking into an old wooden tool shed, the gentle sloshing of liquids has broken the long quiet of noon. A young man has awaken from a rather pleasant dream to find a rather annoying itch on his nose. Desperate for relief, he attempts to rub it out on the walls of a glass jar, in doing so rattling it on the dusty wood of a shelf. One would think that if he had any common sense he would have just used his hands or his sleeve or something, but one would soon realize that, in fact, surely he would have and that he must be bound. And furthermore if he is bound then he must be imprisoned, and if he is trying to rub his itch out on a container of glass, then surely he must be bound in a most awkward position to a shelf and within reach of a glass jar. Furthermore, with Grady Cobb being the title of this most amusing story, then surely that is the name of our hero. And in coming to this conclusion through one's exemplary wit, surely one would feeGrady Cobb5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Drifting CrateAmidst the debris of space was a large drifting crate, likely hiding a dragon. "We should tow it back." Said the crewman. The crewman didn't believe in dragons.The Drifting Crate16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The pilot on the other hand was a respectable sort who believed just about everything she was told. "It would be a waste of fuel." Said the pilot. The dragon would of course be quite heavy, stuck in that crate like that they'd expend extra fuel to drag it to the nearest starbase. No it would be much better to leave the dragon here where the only thing it could burn is space sheep.
"I'm sure we would make back the money for the fuel on the sale." Said the crewman. The dragon would fetch a fair price from the local market. Dragons being on the mythological creature list made them highly valuable at auction. It could also be a demon reasoned the pilot to herself.
"The captain should be the one who decides." Said the pilot. The pilot smiled. The captain was locked down in a rousing game of Uno. They were actually playing it togethe
Halloween Treat Scare.In the state of Nebraska, It was October 31 1978. In a small neighborhood, all of the kids were running about going door to door trick or treating while in a nearby forest, Organchi was searching for food but not even a small rat or a eatable root was found but then, he heard some screams outside of the forest. Curious on why would there be screaming, Organchi poked his head out of the forest to see the kids trick or treating. He was confused for this was the first time he has seen this strange holiday and at first, he thought some of the kids who were dressed up as monsters where real but he quickly found out that they were dressed up.Halloween Treat Scare.21 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Organchi- ( scratches his head )
?????- Hey Mister.
Organchi was startled and as he looked to his right to see three 10 year old kids. Two of them were boys while the third was a girl. One of the boys was dressed up as a pirate with an eye patch over his right eye and has a fake parrot on his left shoulder. The other boy was dressed up as a skeleton wit
No One Come Near I swing on the front porch. Slowly. Back and forth, back and forth. The birds singing and the wind whistling. The trees dancing to the rhythm. I take in a deep breathe of the fresh air. It’s been awhile since I actually sat outside and relaxed. It’s been awhile since I’ve been outside at all. I usually stay in doors. Playing video games, reading, or on the computer. I don’t really have much of a life. I hang out with my family every now and then. I go out and shop till I run out of money. I moan and groan when it’s morning. Heck, I moan and groan when it’s Monday. I feel like my life is a routine. Over and over again. No adventures like in the movies which I would love to have. I swish my legs out to give the swing a tug and jump off with a little tap at the end. My stomach makes this hugNo One Come Near1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Insanity and The Demon Chapter 3/10Chapter 3: Insanity & The DemonInsanity and The Demon Chapter 3/104 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is the grand intro to our two heroes, which includes a pissed off wolf and a demon sharing a similar attitude. Jet went wide eyed as his stare went from the annoyed Ryuu to an angry Wolf. Ryuu glared at Wolf, ignoring Jet completely.
“Fuckin furball! Watch out damn it!” Wolf growled, and looked as though she was going to charge Ryuu. Jet stepped in between the two fire breathing girls.
“Hold on a sec, Wolf didn’t mean to run into you. If you’ll accept the apology, I’ll be glad to buy you another drink.”
“Not until it comes from this damn furball’s mouth. The fuckin mutt should of been watching where she was going.” Wolf shook her head.
“Jet! No way in HELL I’m telling her sorry!” Ryuu looked at the guy the wolf had just called Jet.
“As for you…” She began, but Wolf cut h
Insanity and The Demon Chapter 1/10 Chapter 1: Cabin FeverInsanity and The Demon Chapter 1/105 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jet woke up earlier than usual, the digital alarm clock’s neon green numbering showed it was 4:27 A.M. It was another humid summer. He turned to see Wolf was in the bathroom. “Whatcha doing in there, love?” He asked with a tired tone.
“Couldn’t sleep, figured I’d go ahead and get ready for the day.” She said yawning loudly. Jet tried to keep his eyes open but his vision began to get fuzzy as his eyelids forced themselves shut.
“So what was the plan for today?” He groaned.
“No idea.” She said, then walked back into the bedroom. “You can go back to bed, sweetheart.” She added, patting him on the back. Jet smiled as he slowly drifted back to sleep. He was possibly the happiest man in the world. Wolf had been looking after him while he was taking a two week vacation from the
The Tale Of Stregenona Stregonona cooked her Soup Special in her pot. She wooooooooooooed and sorooooowed her sad heavenly slave songs as she drank in the scent.'' Ooooh Ooooh Mmmmh! I'll be a dead ross if I mighta reckon this soup be tasty as the LORDS BREW!'' She remarked. ''I spect' dem' poor babes will love this batch!'' She spooned it out and put it in 4 small bowls. ''My papa said: Honey doll! The LORD cooks much better soup than I spect' you might make in bout' million' years, babe! So stop tryin!'' I reckon Ignasio Wilson mighta' swoop you up with his red claws if you provoke my Lord in Highest! And no' how you might doo' dat honey child? Every poor soul be walkin miled to get a lick at this brew!'' She closed her eyes. ''Lord...ohhh Lord Dearie! Please be makin' my brew the finest in all the Bible!'' SheThe Tale Of Stregenona9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nightmares Five: The Box“Come on, let's just open it up!” said Ricky. “I wanna see all those motherfuckers upstairs piss themselves already!”Nightmares Five: The Box12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Ricky, it has to be at midnight.” I checked my phone. “Just a couple more minutes.”
“Oh, man, this'll be the best prank ever!”
“I just want to get out of this basement. Smells like shit down here. Are you sure old Zamboni delivered?”
“It's Zambini, man, and of course he delivered. Guy's the best terror magician in town, really knows how to pull a prank.” I looked down at the box in my lap.
“What does this box even do?”
“Not really sure. Zambini just said to open the box in a room with a lot of people.”
I sighed. “Ricky, you mean to tell me you passed up on the infrasound system and mini projectors for this box, and you didn't even ask what it did?”
“Chill out, Phil, you know I never let you down!”
“You haven't? What about that time w
Literally Horror"Good afternoon, miss ..." I said, looking through my briefcase for the headache pills. It's such a sad thing they're need so much these days.Literally Horror13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Sue. Mary Sue." she said in a sweet voice.
"Yes, Miss Sue. Now, I take it you're familiar with the editorial process? I'll read over your rough draft and then tell you what I think you could change or work on." I continued, mechanically until I finally found them., luckily I still had a couple.
"Yes, yes. Now, here is the first chapter." she said as she handed it over with a sweet, perfect "I brush my teeth with bleach" smile on her face, a twinkle in her iridescent purple mixed with asparagus green and accented by caramel gold touches eyes and as her hair, dyed in Pepto-Bismol pink and Orange is the New Black prison uniform orange although some bits of blarple could be seen bleeding through. That did not bide well. Suvian colored hair and eyes, the very unsubtle name of Mary Sue. Oh God please tell me she's just being like that ironicall
Seasons Of Dementia (1)The streets of dementia were as crowded as ever, it seemed that the people of the little town was quite familiar with the tradition of Halloween, every one in town love Halloween, well almost everyone there was one soul who hated the holiday, he was a bar owner, his name is Phillip, but the people around town just called him Wes.Seasons Of Dementia (1)22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Wes grumbled and slugged his way down the street, and the girl vixen followed with glee.
"One question...how can you like this stupid holiday" Wes asked vixen grabbing a costumed kiddy by the collar
"Hey let me go, you freak!!!" The kid screamed
Vixen ignored the child's cries and answers Wes's question,"well you see mister Wes, it the only night that we don't have to be ourselves" she explained to Wes showing off her very sexy(almost to much) vampire costume.
"I'm not following, you mean you get to where a stupid costume for one night, and that's it?" Wes raised an eyebrow.
"Um please let me down" the child pleads.
Wes glares at him, and the two lock stares,"