Shinigami Neko Lolita ChanShinigami Neko Lolita ChanShinigami Neko Lolita Chan10 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Manga Novel Fantasy, School, Mysterie, Comedy
Ich dachte heute wäre ein Tag wie jeder andere, aber das sollte sich schlagartig ändern. Mein Name ist Kizuto Hachima und ich bin Schüler der Oberschule. Meine Kumpels und ich sind richtige Draufgänger und die meiste Zeit haben wir keinen Bock auf Schule. „Hey Kizuto-kun, was machen wir denn heute?“ fragte mich einer meiner Kumpels. „Mädels aufreißen“ schoss es spontan aus mir heraus, obwohl ich wusste das ich keine Chance bei Frauen hatte. „Ah möchtest bestimmt auch Yumi-chan aus der B1 rumkriegen, nicht wahr? Sah mich einer meiner Freunde mit einen verwegenen lächeln an. „Ach red doch keinen Quatsch, was interessiert mich Yumi?“ konterte ich zurück, ich wollte nicht zugeben das ich ihn sie verknallt war, sie war niedlich und sehr hübsch. Aber bis jetzt hatte sie mich nie beachtet. Ich und Frauen da
The Attempt part 2ME:RUNNNNNNnThe Attempt part 210 minutes ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
we both ran out of the door and pass the pirate cove when suddenly...
Friend:SHIT. SOMEHTHING GRABBIN ME.
Me:Here let me help.
i pulled his hand and tried to release him from the grip, but it was so strong i couldnt pull him out and in the end he had to accept that he was the stuck.
Friend: GO. BURN THE BLOODY RECIPE ALREADY
Me: i aint leaving you
friend;ITS ME OR THEM NOW GOO.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
i ran to the kitchen and unlocked the door.I immediately shut it behind me and let out a sigh of relief
me:it aint gonna last forever and i gotta find it quick.now where is the recipe?
i searched and searched and searched.
me:ITS IN A SAFE CMON MATE.
i let out a deep sigh
me:guess i have to back out
meanwhile, bonnie and chica already left the stage and was searching furiously for the me. They already know my friend was dead as Bonnie, Chica and freddy heard the scream from pirate cove
Leah: *stalking through the restuarant. Leah
AwN: VeggiesIts lunch time at the guild and Lucy is about ready to pull her hair out in frustration. Natsu is off on a job with Happy and she is on her own to get Nashi to eat his vegetables. Sitting in front of his plate with his arms crossed stubbornly in front of him, the little Dragneel had eaten everything that wasn’t green.AwN: Veggies16 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Nashi Ignis Dragneel, eat your veggies.”
Brown eyes narrowed defiantly at her. “No, mama!”
“They are not that bad. How come you won’t eat them?” She asked exasperated, wishing she had gotten another cup of coffee.
“Daddy eats meat. Veggies no meat!”
Pouting, Lucy plucked a lonely broccoli floret that had been steamed and sprinkled with a little salt from his plate. She chewed and quickly swallowed, smiling at her son. “Daddy eats them, you just don’t see him do it.”
“Na uh! No meat!” Puffing his cheeks out in annoyance, Nashi turned away from his mother.
Rubbing at her temples, Lucy
Adventures with Nashi: TunesLucy was laughing at Natsu’s new spin on the plue dance when she noticed her son waddling over from the Raijinshuu corner of the guild…wearing Laxus’ headphones. At first she wanted to rip them off her son’s head and return them to their grumpy owner, but her Nashi’s happy face was too adorable to ruin.Adventures with Nashi: Tunes20 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
As he waddled to her side with the giant headphones engulfing half his pink head, Lucy leaned down to tap his nose to get his attention. He clumsily pulled a earphone away from his head, looking up at her with wide happy eyes. She noticed a song was playing but is not familiar with its tune.
“Whatcha got there, Nashi?”
He giggled and returned the phone to his ear, then proceeded to dance as fast as his little legs could manage.
“Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!”
Lucy blanched with horror. Not that song! Knowing she hated the song, her husband proceeded to switch from the plue dance to ‘Sexy and I know It’ then ove
South Park - Suck my balls Mr Garrison[Mr Garrison]South Park - Suck my balls Mr Garrison22 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems
What is 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
Shut up fat boy!
AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.
Why the fuck not?
Dude, you just said fuck again!
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!
How would you like to suck my balls?
*big gasp from w
Bys: Gawk“That was a nice dip!” Lucy gushed as she walked barefoot out of the guild pool’s changing rooms for the ladies. Levy couldn’t have agreed more as she followed Lucy, Erza, Juvia and Cana down the hallway that separated the men’s changing rooms from the women’s before entering the pool area. It is the middle of summer which means blistering heat is everywhere. More shaved ice, almost frozen drinks and water is consumed to the point of inhalation.Bys: Gawk23 minutes ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Happy to have the sweat and grime washed away from her skin, Levy pressed the fluff of her damp towel against her cheek.
“Ladies,” greeted a deep, amused voice to their left. All the girls chimed a hello to Pantherlilly as he jogged by them with a towel and some hair ties in his arms. Since she is in the back of the pack, Levy glanced over her shoulder to smile at the Exceed.
Standing in the doorway of the men’s side stood an almost naked Gajeel. An innocent white towel hung lim
SpudYou are in the garden planting your potatoes as it is that time of the year, the sun is hotter than an Australian heat-wave and there isn’t a cloud in the sky. Your hands are muddy and you can feel your trousers tearing as you drag them along the dirt. As you dig the first hole your trowel strikes something, something shiny and metallic that goes ‘ting’. Your vision starts going very cloudy and the world around you starts spinning.Spud25 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
You awaken to find yourself in what at first glance appears to be a temple and the potato that was previously in your hand is gone; everything feels hazy and every muscle within yours body feels weak. You look around and find that the temple walls look as if they are hundreds, if not thousands of years old. You touch the wall, it feels as if it was made of limestone; you decide to take a moment just standing there, admiring the gold and silver lining on the walls in awe. You walk down the temple and the floor d
Cerranten secrets and mysteries chapter 2 Chloe emerged from the large bush rubbing her arm. “Oww…” She mumbled. Unfortunately, Chloe’s trip back down wasn’t quite as lucky as her trip up, and she had ended up crash-landing into a bush.Cerranten secrets and mysteries chapter 233 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chloe scanned her surroundings, trying to get a feel for where she was. Soon she spotted not far off the flower that the bird was on. Feeling a little spiteful, she flew over to the flower hoping the bird was still there. Chloe was in luck, the bird was still sitting there, singing her song. “Hello!” Chloe said aloud behind the bird. The poor bird nearly fell right off the flower, she looked as if she’d seen a ghost (which, in her case, she probably thought she had seen a ghost). “Wha-ah-wha-how-who-why-…..” She couldn’t even find the words. “What?” Chloe asked mockingly, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “But-I…didn’t you-…”
Weekend at Diana's - part 5"Caroline this is Dan Amatrescu, he works in the Secretary-General's office and begged me for an invite just so he could meet you."Weekend at Diana's - part 539 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well I'm flattered Mr. Amatrescu,” Caroline said with a smile, “can I ask what you do in such a high placed position."
"I get to indulge a childhood passion and travel the world watching sport Miss Jameson."
"My name is Caroline and can I ask what you mean?"
"I'm Dan, and what I mean is that my current boss believes that given both the economic and social importance of sport in so much of the world, that he needed a section of his secretariat that monitors the field and advices him, on policy, etc. What it means in reality is that I get to both watch sports, but also write reports on things like doping, corruption, gambling, etc."
"Wow now I am totally impressed" Caroline assessed the Rumanian, 40ish, good looking, but also charming in a roguish way.
“I understand you are a security consultant, Caroline.”
“First and foremost,
Feels like Drowning - Part 5Feels like Drowning - Part 542 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“What’s it like under the sea?”
Ray looks thoughtful for a moment. His brow knits in concentration, even though Shiloh doesn’t think it’s a very hard question. He lies on his stomach, watching the merman. His hand hangs over the edge of the dock, fingers brushing the water.
“It’s very…blue”, Ray eventually answers. “And wet”.
Shiloh lets out a snort of laughter.
“Is that so?” He asks, and Ray nods.
It seems strange to Shiloh. The way Ray looks, he’s got to be at least sixteen, at the barest of minimums. But he acts like a child. He’s kind of scrawny, though not in a bad way, and his skin is pale. His hair, when dry, looks rather soft and fluffy.
“Does anyone else know about you?” Shiloh asks curiously.
Ray shakes his head.
“You’re the first!” He says brightly.
“I should be the last, too”, Shiloh replies, his expression suddenly serious. “If more peop
The AttemptFriend:Im not sure we can do that.....just kidding LETS BREAK INThe Attempt45 minutes ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
meude WTF what are we stealing anyways
Friend:duh the recipe to the pizza
me: what for
Friend:to burn it obviously
So we got in a car and we broke into the Pizzeria
Friend:where the recipe
me:in the kitchen perphaps
Friend: its lock
me:where the key
friend: its over............ GAH WTF
Friend:the husky just moved
Me:wha its impossible
Friend:it just moved
Me:*shrugs* lets just go burn the stupid recipe
Leah's head twists in their direction, making a clicking noise with each turn. She stands absolutely still, staring at them
friend:SHIIIIIIIIIII...... HOLY MACKINTOSH DID YOU SEE THAT
friend:THAT!!!!!!!! *points at husky animatronics*
friend:JESUS! Alright lets just calm down and move on.... now wheres the key to the kitchen???
me:maybe its in the office. WE can go check it out
friend: good idea
while on the way....
me:hey mate you feeling ok??
friend: yea and.... OH MY GOD
ForgivenessFORGIVENESSForgiveness50 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Many years after the fall of Elphaba of the West, all in Oz is peaceful. But Elphie promised herself she'd return, to say hello to her only friend once again.
An emerald skinned girl overlooked the glimmering city. She wore a black cloke that covered most of her face. She mused over how the city had never changed all these years, almost like nothing ever happened and she didn't run away with... him.
"Hello Glinda... I've returned." Elphaba said aloud and smiled, showing the whites of her teeth.
Glinda looked at her citizens lovingly. A little munchkin girl had gone up to her and given her a little hand-made craft doll. The good witch smiled, but felt a twinge of sadness. She would never forget that ten years ago from today her best friend fleed Oz in search of refuge. Glinda blamed herself so much. For the longest time Glinda believed the Witch of the West to be dead. When one of her soldiers came marching back, and told her he found evidence that sh
Jealousy Prevails 8Luffy x NamiJealousy Prevails 857 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One Piece (C) Eiichiro Oda
"Luffy-san's heartbeat is sort of soothing." Brook said, breaking the silence. Hancock was looking admirable at Luffy's face and Zoro was almost joining his captain in sleeping. Luffy sat against a tree with his hands behind his back and his strawhat on his lap. Hancock was sitting next to Luffy, listening to his heartbeat and watching his face. Brook looked at the couple and tilted his head a bit while Zoro also sat against a tree with his eyes closed.
"It's because he relaxes around me." Hancock exclaimed. Zoro still had his eyes closed, but cocked an eyebrow. Luffy's heartbeat still was slow. Zoro wasn't quite sure if Luffy really slept or if he was still awake. He could normally tell because of Luffy's breathing, but this time he couldn't. "I hate men." Hancock suddenly said. Brook sat up straight. He would have looked confused if he could.
"Ok." Zoro said, not really interested
"B...but I was really surprised you thanked me for Luffy.-sam
Eldritch Abominations: AmorphousType: AmorphousEldritch Abominations: Amorphous59 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Description: Slime; a puddle, lake, moving blob, shape shifting, hive mind, or a singular minded giant amoebic entity. Even if parts of it can change into humanoid or other forms retains a slime quality. Often mistaken for the Living Mass type as these will often have pseudopods similar to tentacles and change shape, however they are much more difficult for centrally minded beings to understand as they have no set core (an often easy way to tell them apart from many slime monsters; but that isn’t universal). Some have even been known to inhabit an entire building or ruins and send out parts of themselves that the adventurers mistake for individual monsters or beings; one even imitating an entire town complete with shops and an inn. Usually however they are a hideous mass in a cavern.
Oddly enough these can reproduce at will and even produce other Eldritch types as offspring (usually animalistic, living mass, or defiled flesh; with the occasional water eleme
Jealousy Prevails 9Luffy x NamiJealousy Prevails 91 hour ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One Piece (C) Eiichiro Oda
"I have been noticing something." Said Robin with a smile.
"Me too and I have to count to ten." Sanji said with a frown. Robin smiled and Usopp and Franky looked with confusion.
Nami was planning the party and gave orders around. Zoro prepared the beer and sake and Sanji prepared the food. Luffy was decorating the place together with Robin. Robin had been noticing the small antics between Nami and Luffy. It was hard to see but once you noticed it, it wasn't inevitable. Every time Luffy walked passed Nami, they brushed against each other. Arm against arm, hand against hand and their legs sometimes. The only people who said have noticed are Robin and Sanji, but it might have been more nakama.
Luffy jumped down and walked passed Nami again, making Sanji count till ten again. "It turns out I have more problems with this than I thought." Sanji said, turning the meat.
"Problems with what?" Luffy said, drooling behind Sanji. Sanji startled a bit, not
The Weirdest Fairytale“Music running through one’s veins”The Weirdest Fairytale1 hour ago in Short Stories More Like This
A clichéd term to be sure, but it was really the only term you could use to describe Zokuku. He was always a tuneful child, often creeping into the kitchen to steal pots, pans and boxes to fashion into ‘instruments’ – usually just drums or guitars with rubber bands as strings. He also liked to squeal at the head of a hair brush as though it was a microphone, and his parents decided to let him be with his noisy hobby, until they found the comforting solution of the acoustic guitar when he was about eight years old.
That guitar was the catalyst to a fairly long music career. When he was a fourteen year old high schooler, he scraped a band together out of a few lugs who’s only talents were football and being scary, but he’s inspired them to the point that in between improving their passing, dribbling and shooting skills with the black and white ball, they were learning to use some of the instruments i
My Dream... Cap. 12"El momento elegido por el azar vale mas que el momento elegido por nosotros mismos"My Dream... Cap. 121 hour ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Capitulo 12. "Huida"
Seguia en aquella sombria y fría azotea en la cual veía una smbra recargada en la reja, mirando al vacio con la mirada perdida. Veía a esa perdia silueta un momento sin saber a quien pertenecia, en mi cabeza resonaba el nombre de Sofía, cuando de repente se azota la puerta por la cual una había entrado a la azotea del edificio, al tratar de voltear siento una fuerte ráfaga de viento.
- debio haber sido el viento- pensé
Mientras veía la silueta de esa persona en la obscuridad voltea a verme y levanta la mirada, al cruzar la mirada reconocí esos ojos.
- Eh? ¿Que estas haciendo aquí?- decía la sombra.
- Alto, yo conozco esa voz… eres el chico de hace rato- decía mientras me acercaba a el.
- Ah… Fernando.- decía con algo de desilusión en su voz
It wasn't meant to be like this. (REMIX)I'm laid here, in the knowledge that our fantasies, everything we wished for, has happened. The fiction we've read online, the pretending we've done. It's not supposed to feel like this. I'm supposed to struggle to seem outwardly distressed but secretly be so happy. We are supposed to smile knowingly at each other, feel turned on and look forward to our exciting future together.It wasn't meant to be like this. (REMIX)1 hour ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I'm laid here, with my husband ashen faced, looking like his tears have run dry. I'm laid here, exhausted, thinking how I don't want this. How I can't do this. How I'm an idiot for ever wanting this.
My husband has had to break the news to me that I'm in hospital. That they had to perform amputations on all four limbs in order to save my life. My head is swimming. How could we have imagined this to be a wonderful moment. He looks like shit. I must look worse. These thoughts all rush through my mind in just seconds, and it completely frickin' rules.