Surprising Similarities I just watched Rhett and Links ear biscuit with Markiplier, and I have to say, I was nearly in tears. I was surprised to find myself sniffling and wiping away the moisture before it could roll down my cheeks, due to the fact that I was sitting at the table with my siblings across the room. I wasn't expecting...well, I don't know what I had expected. I knew they were going to talk with Mark, but I didn't know what they'd talk about. I laughed along with them as they spoke of their childhoods, of Mark as he swung on his vine in the forest, of his poor friend who landed in the thorn bushes when his vine snapped at its highest point. I laughed as they told of the porn tapes they found, though they had no idea what they were in the first place. I laughed as Mark told of how he ripped out the film to try and see what the video was, and then failed after realizing he had broke it.Surprising Similarities22 hours ago in Letters More Like This
But I also nearly cried when Mark started talking about his hot sauce challenges. He
AddictionYou will fall in love with a boy who overuses the word ‘fate’ but never the word ‘luck’. When he first locks eyes with you outside a packed bar, where the drinks are over-priced and the silence under-rated, he will worry at his lips in a way that will mean you never notice his eyes, his hair, his anything else. This pair of chapped thin lips will ghost towards you, a flash of ivory enamel, a hint of velvet red gums. You will watch them curve and curl into slightly differentiated shapes, a will o’ wisp of words barely audible over the background hum of your friends, buzzing like wasps, on the other side of the door. And you will smell smoke, and didn’t mother tell you where there’s smoke there’s fire. Only then will you notice the cigarette crumbling between long spider fingers, disintegrating into a fine ashen cloud of overcast-january-sky-grey. But he never moves it to his mouth, leaves it to dissipate in slow spiralling streams. And thoAddiction15 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
POINTS GIVEAWAY: Closed--CLOSED--POINTS GIVEAWAY: Closed21 hours ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
1. How many siblings do you have (NOT counting yourself). If you're an only child, you can just say 0.
2. What is the age difference between your oldest sibling and your youngest sibling? For example, my oldest sibling is 24, and my youngest sibling is 12. So I would answer this question with the number "12". (Again, if you're an only child say 0 for this. If you're a twin/triplet/quadruplet/etc. and you were only born like ten or so minutes apart, also just say 0.)
Update: Sorry, this is now closed. Points have been given and thanks to everyone who participated!
Prelude: Generator Rex VS Berserker LancelotPrelude: Generator Rex VS Berserker Lancelot5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kra: "Weapons. People use them for fighting."
Natalia: "....Great intro dumbass. These two warrior have the power to take or make any weapon and turn it against you. Not to mention they can punch buildings around like nothing."
Kra: "Rex Salazar, the Agent of Providence."
Natalia: "And Berserker Lancelot, Knight of the Lake. I'm a centaur named Natalia, and thats Kra thr Troodon. And its our job to analyze their weapons, skills, and tactics to decide who would win, a Death Battle."
Rex Salazar (AKA Generator Rex)
First Appearance: April 23, 2010. Cartoon Network
Occupation: Providence Soldier
-Fought the entire Consortium to a standstill. In other words, 6 people with similar abilities
-His Nanites have altered incredibly complex alien technology, namely the Omnitrix
-Has defeated and cured hundreds of mutated humans and animals
-Fought Ben 10 to a standstill
A Baby Cries Knows No War Chapter 10:A Baby Cries Knows No War Chapter 10:10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thursday December 25th 2014: 8:14 AM:
5 Months, 16 Weeks, 1 Day Pregnant.
Merry Christmas Veronica.
'Knock knock knock' “Daddy V! Wake up Daddy V! It's Christmas!” Henry hollered as he knocked on the door again. “C'mon Daddy V wake up!” He yelled knocking some more.
I yawned and sat up running my hand through my hair. “Alright Henry I'm up.” I called out to him.
“Santa's been here, he left us lots of presents. See you downstairs.” He said and then I grinned as I heard his little slippers clomp down the steps.
I was just standing up and stretching when there was another knock on the door. “Come in.” I said then gasped when I turned and saw Cameron standing there holding 2 boxes, one with a bow on it. “Hey.”
“Merry Christmas... I got you something, I hope you like it.” He said as he set the box on the bed.
As he did I heard a whimper from inside. I looked at him with conf
Moral Rifts“You shouldn’t smoke,”Moral Rifts22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Esmar, it will fade your youthful beauty.”
“Beauty is fleeting, and no one ever knows exactly when it will fade. If I was lit like a torch in the night, my beauty would flee and leave scars in its wake; if I was hit by a car tomorrow, blood would stain my face a permanent and coppery red. If I lose my beauty, I will also lose my life, not because I choose to, but because society is fickle.”
“Goddamn,” Arthur Deans whispered, turning his gaze from the younger man to the silent stars. His breath was like a ghost in the cold December air—indeed it was a replica of Esmar’s cigarette smoke, and he laughed upon making the connection.
“If you could command God, Arthur, we would all be in a predicament that the devil would envy.” Esmar Kirsanov said
Rethinking MonkeyboneRethinking Monkeybone15 hours ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, I think I was a little too harsh on Monkeybone, when I reviewed it. I was kind of an asshole, and judged it after the first view.
While I still don't like the title character (Monkeybone), there actually are things I DID like in this movie: the Nightmare World scenery was very well made and I also enjoyed the designs of the monsters and creatures that live in Nightmare World (Minotaurs, Cyclopses, Wasp girls and all). The Nightmare World really seems like a cool place to hang out in. I even liked that Cat Girl. I also wanna give Brendan Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg some credit. The latter, I think, was a quite good choice to play Death.
So, giving it a second look, I don't hate Monkeybone so much. There are parts in it that annoy me, yes, but there are also parts in it that I actually find good.
My Novice Malik x readerMy Novice Malik x reader4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Master Malik this is too hard.” You let your head hit the many papers that was scattered on your table. Malik rolls his eyes at you.
“Stop complaining it is not that hard.” You rest your head on its side and looked up at him. Malik was trying to help teach you the history of the Assassin’s. It was actually encouraged by Altair for Malik to be your personal teacher. “Now stop complaining Novice.” Your eyes widen, then quickly narrowed. Yes you were a beginner and one of the few girls in the Creed but you were mostly treated with respect. But you hated to be called Novice.
“Don’t call me Novice. I don’t like being called Novice.”
“But you are one [Y/n]. You are a Novice.” You stood from where you were sitting and looked him in the eyes.
“No I’m not.”
“Yes you are.”
“No I’m not .”
“Alright then. How about you prove it to me then.” Malik smirks do
The Legend of Topseiz: Crystal Reflections part 2Chapter 1: The Start of a New AdventureThe Legend of Topseiz: Crystal Reflections part 26 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Soon, morning came to the Disney Castle and the town around it as it was a bright and beautiful sunny day. At Disney Castle, music could be heard playing from one of the bedrooms. Inside, Erin, off-screen, was putting her shirt and pants on as she sings/mouths the words.
Erin: We built this city, we built this city on rock an’ roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an’ roll
As the music played, Erin was combing her long brown hair with a pink stripe hair.
Say you don’t know me or recognize my face
Say you don’t care who goes to that kind of place
After Erin brushed her hair, she pulls it into a ponytail. She slipped her shoes on and put her accessories on. She walked pass a mirror, showing she was wearing a plain blue t-shirt, blue jeans, her black/pink sneakers, and a magenta utility belt holding my handheld digital assistant in a pocket with a silver button with her golden genie lamp neckla
Chapter 13 - NathanChapter 13 – NathanChapter 13 - Nathan21 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I watched the kids swarm around my Nikes with a smile. My right foot was resting on its side and the kids were using it as a small climbing wall. On the left, Kiddo had enticed a few others to help him try to figure out how to untie it. The two or three not climbing or looking at my shoelaces were examining the logo on my shoes. It was like they couldn’t get over the texture as they ran their tiny hands over it. A triumphant crow from the top of my lift shoe drew my attention back to Kiddo and friends as they pulled my shoelace, untying it. I chuckled as one of the loops shrank a little from the kids’ efforts. What really got me was that it was taking four of them to do what I could with one hand.
“You don’t mind them doing that?” Bar-keht asked, walking closer and motioning to the kids untying my shoe. They was a kind of cautious wonder on his face.
“I not mind,” I assured him with a grin. “Easy do again.
Stranded - Day 87Peter stared out across the sea on the little, picturesque island, thinking deeply, thinking fondly, of the world he had lost. He was a world-famous millionaire out there. He was renowned for his research in neuroscience. It had made him a fortune. But that fortune hadn't been enough to stop his plane crashing.Stranded - Day 874 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He had been flying to Bei Jing for an Electronic Arts Exhibition a friend of his was hosting when lightning had struck the left wing of his private jet. Within minutes the entire plane was dead and falling out of the sky like a rock. It hit the ground with a bang and he was certain that he'd died. But miraculously, he was the sole survivor. The giant tin can had managed to crumple in such a way that Peter had been protected from crash. Now he could live forever on this tiny isle littered with trees and bushes.
Since then he'd had to learn to survive here. Luckily it seemed as thought there was no shortage of fish and crabs here. He had a little sort of mattress thing made of lea
Jeff the Killer x Reader - Not Gay!! -ONESHOT-''Peaceful'' is hardly an adjective you'd use for Slender Mansion. ''Douce'' yes, sometimes. But definitely not ''peaceful''. For one, there are a lot of people living here, which you've certainly heard of, so I have no intention counting them down.Jeff the Killer x Reader - Not Gay!! -ONESHOT-6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
One of them, a certain pale teen with messy tousled longish black hair, was just lying on the couch, reading a random book — or was it random?
„What have we here?“ the book disappeared out of the male's hands in incomprehensible speed, leaving him puzzled for a moment as a good looking (h/c) haired female dressed in denim shorts and loose black t-shirt passed him by and made a few more steps away from the couch so she could have a better look of the book content without being distracted.
„What the—(F/n)!“ the elder male threw his hands in the air, his eyes wide in irritation.
„Well, well, well“, (F/n)'s mouth tugged into a sadistic grin and her brows creased viciously. „I didn't know you
The morning mamboBasically Every MorningThe morning mambo8 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Somehow they always ended up in a tangle. It was the same every morning, arms and legs everywhere and the covers half off. The position of the morning was a twisted sort of spooning with a lot of elbow to the chest. And despite the rather uncomfortable nature of this, they had both slept soundly throughout the night. It was only when Sprinkles woke up did he feel the sharp, pointed edges of Jirou’s body digging into his own.
“Jirou,” he groaned, pressing his face against the dog’s back and trying to rub away the sleepiness. “Wake up.”
Jirou didn’t, of course, and just continued to snore softly while locking Sprinkles’s limbs tightly out of use. He could feel the fuzzy static of his arm that was pinned under Jirou
Vore Legends I She rose from her bed like a reverse in the law of gravity, limply waving her arms in defilement as she moaned with displeasure. The alarm was ringing, as seven 'am' read on the digital screen, one of her eyelids weakly opening as she looked upon the time. It was time to go to school, the worst possible thing she could’ve known at that moment in time. Shannon was unlike most other girls, yes she was svelte and lithe and beyond curvaceous, sporting a head of rich, black hair that tickled her smooth shoulder blades, but she was quite dark at heart. Even as she leapt from the warmth of her bed sheets and walked into the bathroom to clean her teeth, shadows followed her. Shannon had been born with a most unusual gift, to attract the forces of evil from all around.Vore Legends I5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Indeed, she had given her family a lot of unwanted grief over the years, and now as she broke into her late teens, was just about to ready to move out and leave them
Wander || Chapter 88 (FINAL CHAPTER)Wander || Chapter 88 (FINAL CHAPTER)18 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Few had gotten more than three hours of sleep. Jude hadn't slept at all. But he was wide awake. Alert. From the moment he met Penelope back in these very woods, his life had been leading up to this battle.
He was ready.
He looked around at the faces of giants, the faces of humans. Faces of friends, of newfound family; of fathers, mothers. Brothers, sisters. Farmers, preachers, blacksmiths, bakers, doctors, healers. They were all just... people. People looking to him for an example.
With a slight nod of his head, the group of nearly two-hundred men and women began their approach of the glistening city.
"Mama, look! They're back!" A young girl in pigtails pointed out the obvious to her mother from their second-story bedroom. The group of giants and humans alike were spreading through the main part of the city, disarming security enforcers who tried to stop them from entering. Hope glistened in the mother's eyes.
One giant made a beeline past the others towar
Best Friends 12, SneakingSarah was deathly quiet, her eyes wide and her fingers twitching. She couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.Best Friends 12, Sneaking22 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The redheaded cutie was standing at the doorway to her dorm room, which she shared with the love of her life. Her Indian girlfriend was laying on their make-shift double bed, which they had made using bungee cords and their two standard-issue singles. Natalie hadn't acknowledged Sarah, which was no doubt due to the focus that she had achieved on her studying. There had been a paper sign on the door asking for peace and quiet so that Natalie could study for an anatomy test the next day, and Sarah wanted to support her and respect her wishes.
But there was a problem.
Natalie had dressed for comfort when preparing to study, and comfort for her included bare feet. Beautiful bare feet, small and dark, with expertly painted toes that were cared for as well as humanly possible by Sarah herself. These were the object of Sarah's desire in general, but at the moment she want
A Lesson Well-LearnedIt was a warm, cheerful summer day.A Lesson Well-Learned21 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The birds were singing, the warm golden sun was shining, and small bees flitted delicately through the fields of brilliantly colored wild flowers. It was absolutely perfect.
Only, Mindy didn't think so.
She glared up at her twin Mark from where she lay on the ground, flat on her back. Scowling, she slowly rose to her feet, dusting off the front of her outfit.
"That was cheating!" She pointed a single accusatory finger at him, narrowing her eyes in rage.
"What? You never said I couldn't trip you." Mark said as struck a pose, grinning. "Maybe you just can't handle my awesomeness, sis!"
"That's fighting dirty!"
"You know what they say... you snooze, you lose!"
Mindy clenched her hands into tight, shaking fists. Mark was always so full of himself... he needed to be taken down a level, taught a lesson. "...I want a rematch."
He laughed haughtily. "What, so you can lose again? Bring it!"
Taking a deep breath, the female twin bent her knees and extended her
Xion Vs Namine. Soda Bloat Contest.It was a sunny day in Twilight Town. In the middle of the town, Roxas had set up a small mobile white cartXion Vs Namine. Soda Bloat Contest.6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
with a table and four chairs. "This is the right spot isn't it?" Roxas said to himself. "Roxas!" A voice
called to him. From the distance he saw Namine waving and running towards him. Roxas waved back, just as a
corridor of darkness portal opened right in front of him. Xion jumped out of it.
"Roxas, there you are." Xion said, just as Namine caught up with them. The two Kairis looked at each other
with unfriendly eyes. "What is she doing here?" They both said. "You both are just in time. Welcome to the
grand opening of the Roxas Soda Cart!" Roxas announced. "The what?" The girls turned their attention to him.
"Xigbar set it up for me. This Soda Cart is a point system. Each time a bottle of soda is drank from here
the cart gets a point. After reaching 100 points I can trade it in for my dream." Roxas said.
"What's your dream?" Xion and Namine asked. "My very own Sea Salt Ice Cream M
First loveThere was a beautiful older woman...He would see her everyday. She had long black hair and dark chocolate eyes. She had such a gentle voice and graceful movements. Every time he would meet her, she was leaning over a wall to talk to him, concealing her lower body.First love19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
This young school boy could not believe it...this woman who was 15 years older to him and yet she brought up a conversation and even called him cute!! It was like some kind of miracle. He was a lonely person. All his life he had not belonged to any group of friends, or had a particular talent. He was a regular boy with a regular face.
"T-thank you..." He said, blushing. He was hopelessly in love with this girl. He was just a 13 year old and she looked almost 20. Even though the age difference was there, he ignored it and wanted to love her forever.
All he thought about was her. At night he could hardly conceal his excitement...because he knew the next day he would see his beautiful woman. He wanted to hear her soft voice and
Ciullo Corporation's Bifolchi! World TourCiullo Corporation's Bifolchi! World Tour11 hours ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Ciullo Corporation announces its very first worldwide art contest: Bifolchi! World Tour
Artists of any school are welcome to partecipate, contest will be hold on deviantART, NewGrounds and YouTUBE, the rules are simple:
Watch us (you'll be watched back, unless you unwatch us)Subscribe to our YouTUBE Channel (same as above)
Become a Fan on NGAny submission MUST HAVE "Bifolchi!" in the title and a link to the OFFICIAL SITE in the description (on NG add "Ciullo-Corporation" as "Inspiration" in the credits of your creation)
You MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF OUR CHARACTERS
The Legend of Terrea - Month 3 (12MWC)War of DiscussionsThe Legend of Terrea - Month 3 (12MWC)12 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“They say… we are alive due to our ‘Survival Instincts’ That we are fighting to protect what we believe in… Mere Dragons, such as yourself believe. Though this is true for most. Each much have it’s own path to abide by. Why are you standing here then? What motivates you? To live? I ask you…. what are you really fighting for?” - Seledrex to Aterin.
The sun rises across the rough terrain of Umbra, the most mountainous region of Terrea, home to the majority of Dark Core dragons, including the Fear protector herself, Xandra, keeping an eye on the dragons of the continent, making sure that they do not get scapegoated into another war with the Light Core Dragons, although there were too many Lights in Umbra now for them to launch a war and not have friendly casualties. Xandra looks over the landscape, sighing to herself, her skull mask, hiding her true self from the open air, being scarred in battle by the L
Failed Experiment (Dragon TG)Project ZygonFailed Experiment (Dragon TG)21 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Test Subject: David Fletcher
Subject Number: 01
Test ID: 907542
Scientist Arthur Falgon
"Tell me Doctor Falgon, what do you have to say for yourself after this test?"
"That the serum needs perfecting."
"Is that really all you have to say for yourself? That your serum needs perfecting?"
"General, even you should know that what the government is asking for is inhumane, as well as next to impossible."
"If you want to stop this project, you have to take it up with my superiors. Good day, and good luck."
"Listen... I'm sorry what I did to you. I'm sorry we kept you out of the light. We had every intention of turning you back once we were done, but I'm afraid thats beyond help now. The question is, are you willing to stay? Are you willing to stay, not necessarily help us, but maybe comfort others we can't turn back? I'll give you time to think on that. Now, I have a few idiots in the government to dea