Lui Reads Supper Smash Bros Mishonh From God pt18Im so scarred 2day. (Good) Laurens sister Leslie was bak form collage 4 this wekend and she was waching a sho on her commuter called Baffy the Umpire Slayar (Here, a girl named Baffy kills baseball umpires) wich is a relly old shoe abot lesbans. (I personally never watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I've heard that there's a lesbian couple but that's not the main focus) She sed she burrowed the complet DVD sat from on of her collage frends. Im afeared that LESlie (c its rite ther in her nam) (Guess there goes my plans for finishing reading "Bridge to Terabithia") was turn into a lesban at collage wich I herd happans 2 good Christen gurlsd sometims. This gos alon with her votin 4 that gary jonson guy insted of Mit Roomba. (In the "erection", of course) I hed 2 slep relly clos 2 Lauren in bed so her sister coldnt rap us wen we seeped. (Totally not gay in any means) But Laurens sister is still here and shell be back in 2Lui Reads Supper Smash Bros Mishonh From God pt181 hour ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
60 For 60: The Red Circle (2)A/N: …Sherlock Holmes… turned back to the great scrapbook in which he was arranging and indexing some of his recent material... The two forces made him lay down his gum-brush…60 For 60: The Red Circle (2)6 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Holmes finished pasting material into his scrapbook, and then steepled his hands underneath his chin in a familiar gesture. I knew better then to disturb my friend when he was thinking and so I turned my attention to my newspaper.
An hour later, Holmes sighed.
“You’ve solved the problem?” I asked.
“No,” said Holmes. “My hands are still stuck together.”
Lui Reads SSB Mishan Forum God 2 p1I would like to point out that the full title of the fic is "Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God 2: The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM" YepLui Reads SSB Mishan Forum God 2 p15 hours ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Thes is the firt chaptar of my storey. Oregonally i wuz guna hav Mart be the on who cums in my scole (It's like in the Taiwanese movie "You're the Apple of my Eye" where two students whack off in class) buthan I didant finesh writen this yestarday and than a noo caractor was putin the gaem today. I think its a sine frum God to maek him my bofrend in thes storey.
ALSO LAUREN U R DUM!!! AND I SAWED A PICTAR OF UR NEW GURLFREN ON THE INTRANET AND EVAN THOS SHES NOT FAT (LIEK I WAS HOPPING) (Fat people are like the gays in this story) SHE DOSE HAS A RELLY BIG NOES (A big "NO"?) SO I THANK SHE MITE BE JEWASH!!! (Oh, Sara hates Jews. Ironic coming from the person that makes Hitler a villain in the original) I CAN SEE WY UR STIL USEN EVUL MAJAK 2 PUT LESBAN THOTS IN MY HED ("Abracadabra! I sha
A glow in the darkLet me tell you something. This story isn't about anything you know. It's about something different, it's so much more as you think now. And however you say, it's all happening behind your little backs. When I stood on a hill and fought with my fears and lived between light and dark, you were at your warm home in front of a beautiful fire, burning gently in your Oven, to get warm food.A glow in the dark5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are such a brat, your pure existence scared me.
I hated being around you all. And so I went to the Hills.
Where no life is found, and no one ever existed.
It was so cold around here, just I wanted to feel right now and I wanted to FUCKING being alone, and NO I didn't wanted you to follow me.
Either way, you did, you followed the witch into the woods, through the stream and the ice-cold mountains and snow storms.
I never knew why you should do this. But you ruined it all.
You bloody Idiot. You ruined it all, and I didn't even kill you.
When you looked at me through the storms, why did you hide?
I am n
Madonna's Moleone pic of madonna that he drew and that had the same mole as petra had, he has already removed itMadonna's Mole7 hours ago in Letters More Like This
these pics are also on his facebook and he might even be selling these
it maybe that he has been stalking petra since years or he has found her pics somehow...
i always believed that petra is of a respectable family...slavic families are conservative and its nice...of course petra's mother wont like her to have realtion with a gypsie and him to draw her pics..
she of not my love, at least is my sister, that slavic people in fact are to Aryans.
I am maddening becasue i cant do anything about this confusion...i all the time think that petra has some long term relation with him that too out of his marriage, or that white people on here support him and not me really.....this guys and my quarrel regarding this has defamed me in the insustry in India...and I cant get job even......thats the problem...studios avoid me...
even if he is drawing petra's pics on a contract...he is too eager to irrit
An Academic Essay For English 114.Kevin Thomas AndersonAn Academic Essay For English 114.7 hours ago in Academic Essays More Like This
English 114, Professional Research and Reporting
October 21, 2014
I Don’t Know What To Do With My Life.
Hi, I'm Kevin 'The Skull' Anderson. There are literally thousands of men from all around the world who share my first and last name, which means that Kevin Anderson is a common name among men like myself; however, I have led a turbulent life in my twenty-one years on this Earth so far, most of it because of my behavioral issues and spending the last few years in poverty. When I was born, I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder (formerly known as Asperger's) and Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, meaning that I was very energetic, even as an infant. Growing up I had a mother, a father, a grandfather, a twin sister, a cousin, several uncles, and other family members that discovered my talents as a writer, aspiring filmmaker, composer, musician, and artist; unfortunately, because of my constan
Diaries of A Mad Girl To Her Invisible FriendSo familiar....Diaries of A Mad Girl To Her Invisible Friend7 hours ago in Letters More Like This
Battery about to die and stranded.
Car broke, but I captured the sunrise
Black Queen RisingBlack Queen RisingBlack Queen Rising3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star..." the young woman sung under her breath. From her bedroom window she stared at the bright lights so far above her and wished something exciting would happen to her. From the time she was old enough to understand the concept of prayers and wishes, 18 year-old Quinn Carson, had always asked for the same thing; Give Me an adventure.
So far the Fates still had not catered to her leaving her in a ditch. As she expected to do something more interesting then graduating college or university, Quinn had not really planned for any type of future that didn't include being a hero, and with her final year in high school coming close to an end her parents were pushing her to make some sort of a decision. That didn't include adventure.
So far she had been able to keep her parents off her back with promises to look into some schools but they were quickly getting fed up with her lack of action.
Birthday Present to ChinaraEnzo.Birthday Present to Chinara5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Soft laughter rang. It tickled his ear and teased the fur covering it, a maddening sensation that mingled and enhanced that wonderful sound. Further back, the keys of a piano were playing a soft melody.
Enzo, you sleepy-head.
Sleep? He remembered something important that he had been waiting for, embracing Varia on the couch as they waited for the day to end. No matter how hard he tried, the details eluded him even as the memory nudged at him.
He willed himself to wake and stretched like a cat. Warm surrounded him from behind, and two smaller bands of warmth enveloped his chest. It carried the perfume of his lover, who now kissed him at the nape of his neck. Varia fit perfectly against his bare back as if they melded together – each point of contact tingled with pleasure and heat.
“Awake now, my dear?” It laughed, nuzzling him. He turned around in its arms, Varia leaning back to give him room, and he kissed the Shapeshifter, pulling it agains
Child!reader x child!nyo!prussia- chocological Title: child!male!reader!x child!nyo!prussia! - chocologicalChild!reader x child!nyo!prussia- chocological 8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ever since I was young
I had a dream that I will be living in a castle
Made out of chocolate and cake
What a sweet sweet dream it was
The walls will be marble chocolate bars
The roof will be milk chocolate cigars
The pool will be caramel chocolate blizzard
Sprinkled with sugar powder
Let’s make it come true
"Mutti!" The prussian girl smiled happy at the motherly figure.
"Yes, Julchen?" Germania patted her head softly.
"I want a super duper awesome castle made with chocolate and cake!" She said rapidly.
The mother sighed, but eventually finds the idea interesting. "I see, shall we make one, Bärchen?"
They both began to get ingredients ((They're rich)) Such as tons of flour, chocolate, butter, eggs, cocoa powder, and many more.
Julchen grabbed a
Townlore: Chapter ITownloreTownlore: Chapter I3 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(PART ONE: SPRING & SUMMER)
The Red Ghosts
The colour red.
That’s one of the things that I can remember so vividly from that morning. As I recall correctly, everything seemed to be bathed in it: the floorboards, the walls, and even my own flesh were all absolutely covered by it. It wasn’t a deep, bright kind of red; the sort of bold shade that blood has. Instead, it was washed and soft; both warm and tranquil. If anything, I’d say that it suited my current state of mind, as of that morning I was no longer neither sick, nor weak.
I hadn’t seen a sunrise in what felt like a very long time, so it stood out as being even more special to me. I remember that day so vividly; it doesn’t feel like it’s been a year at all. It was the final few hours before my big move; my awaited step in my life which I’d greatly anticipated ever since I’d lost my father. I was movi
PMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Act 6Fennekin is seen trying to burn a long so they can set up camp.PMD: MetroGamerX's Stupid Adventure - Act 65 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fennekin: Why won't it burn? I tried Everything! Flamethrower, Ember. It's not working.
MetroGamerX: Let me try.
MetroGamerX charges up his Ember
A few hours later...
MetroGamerX is still charging it up
A few hours later (again)
MetroGamerX is still chargng up his Ember, but there's flames around his body.
Fennekin: Hey, How long are you gonna charge your Ember for?
MetroGamerX: Few more minutes.
Fennekin: Are you sure, because it's warping the fabric of space and time. And you're glowing.
The fireball on MetroGamerX's snout grows huge, and he floats up in the air.
Fennekin: HOLY SHIT! YOU NEED TO FIRE YOUR EMBER RIGHT NOW!
MetroGamerX unleashes his Ember, The log is still not burned. He flies backward in recoil.
Fennekin: I guess we're not setting up camp. It's like it's fireproof or something.
MetroGamerX flies into a window of the HQ
Froakie: Did you hear something on the window?
I'm In Love With A Girl Named SeventeenI'm so fucking happy. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why, but I've gotta tell you a story first...I'm In Love With A Girl Named Seventeen56 minutes ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I was waiting in line at a sandwich shop when an an enormous chicken walked in. I hastily pretended to go down the hall to the bathroom - I am very frightened of large chickens.
Standing by the bathroom door I busied myself with the Words-With-Friends game on my iPhone. I made the word "et," which means "and" in french. A beautiful girl came out of the the ladies restroom across the hall. She was wearing a ginormous purple sweater. When she saw me she stopped and flashed me a big friendly smile.
"Hello!" she said, "you look pretty! Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"I would," I said, "but there's this big chicken in line and I'm afraid of big chickens."
"Oh you poor thing! I'm sorry you're having to go through this. Here - I'll stand with you so
you won't get bored."
Curse of M, Chapter EightLorna woke to find Ratiri staring at her.Curse of M, Chapter Eight3 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
No, not Ratiri -- whatever thing Von Ratched had turned him into. The savagery had left his eyes, but they were still inhumanly feral. How could she even begin to deal with this?
Sitting up was a good start. Her left arm had been neatly splinted, and she was pumped full of so many painkillers it didn't hurt at all. She was hungry, thirsty, and desperately needed to pee.
They were in yet another featureless holding cell, but thank God this one had an adjacent bathroom. She staggered when she tried to stand, and Ratiri jumped to his feet.
"Will you calm down, allanah," she said, as gently as she could. "I've really got to pee. I'll be right back."
The bathroom was tiny, and washing her hands was a bit difficult with the splint. When she emerged Ratiri was sitting on her cot, and his stare found her again. She tried not to be unnerved by it. Very carefully she sat next to him, and sighed. "All right, allanah, first things first: there's a t
Falco's Reign - Part 98“Well?” Sinead asked, looking defiantly at Maud and her delegation. “Are you still the jarl of Erin or not?”Falco's Reign - Part 988 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“That’s an odd and insolent question coming from somebody who has seized power after publicly deposing and denouncing me,” Maud replied.
“You are mistaken. High Priest Flynn deposed you to protect the interests of Erin, after you were taken prisoner by the jarl of Vestfjor. At the time, that judgment seemed justified. Especially when several rumors we had heard about your behavior and treatment were confirmed. However, when we found out the High Priest was guilty of murder himself and our scouts reported a large Erinian army was marching towards the capital, the thought occurred that we might have been mistaken. Maybe you were still in charge of Erin. That’s why we refused to fight you so far. But then, this … delegation … entered this tent.”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
1: The Key Damn, I hate waking up. Its hard to find a morning where you aren’t sore, where you actually feel well rested and ready for the world. This morning is not one of those mornings. It never is. And rightly so, for it is an important day. Nothing ever goes right when it really matters.1: The Key4 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I looked around. The contents of my bedding were slowly vanishing as the sun rose, and soon it would illuminate the east side of the throne and I would be surrounded in that golden light which reveals my shame. There isn't much here: a deflated pillow, a ratted blanket, and a small mirror. That mirror is the only possession I have, not that that makes it precious. It's small and round, with a brass frame molded to portray two heavenly figures holding the glass in place. The wings of these mirrored figures formed a handle on either side of the frame. Remaining space was filled with smooth ridged embossed by small spirals to form clouds. I held it up to reflec
Caught in a Jar When the giant-not-giant girl recognized her, Morgan didn’t know what to do. Should she run? Play dumb? Call the wizard cops? Perhaps stop watching silly shows with Tyre all night instead of working so she’d think of real options and not references to works of fiction? The only reassurance was that the blonde looked just as unsure.Caught in a Jar5 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Um…” she said and glanced to the side as if thinking of what to say. Or possibly counting how many people nearby. How many might overhear if she threatened her…
Morgan waited. She felt a strange sense of confidence and security being in a crowded place.
Finally, she seemed to think of something; “Look, I-”
A loud band, then a roar, in the front of the shop drew their eyes and everyone else’s to the window. The students sitting at the tables set closest jumped up in surprise with s