The Umbrella (Anthro Orca TF/TG) [TF MONTH]Teddy was often one to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. He would often miss anything scheduled, from buses to doctor's appointments. It wasn't just missing things either, he'd often be victim of nasty weather when he was ill prepared for it. Sometimes he'd be walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day, dress lightly only for a windstorm to roll in. It wasn't a fun time for Teddy.The Umbrella (Anthro Orca TF/TG) [TF MONTH]19 hours ago in Short Stories
The most common happening was rain starting from almost out of no where. When this happened he never had a jacket or an umbrella. It'd always end up with him being soaked. He wished that water wouldn't be such a big deal for him. None the less Teddy was simply stuck with the bad luck he had.
It wasn't something that went away, and today was the worst time for it to kick in. While driving to an important job interview, the clouds darkened and more flew in. Next thing he near it was sprinkling, and soon enough pouring. To add onto all of this, the traffic got greatly backed up and even went into
Why colourblindness is not racistWhy colourblindness is not racist/Why I’m colourblindWhy colourblindness is not racist18 hours ago in Philosophical
Colourblindness is an individualist attitude/belief in which people dismiss race/ethnicity/colour as a central relevant factor.
Colourblindness is often expressed in phrases such as:
“I don’t see race, I see the person”
“Race is just an illusion”
“We’re all one race- the human race”
In other words, colourblindness literally means not giving a crap about someone’s race.
Now initially, I thought this was common sense, and everyone would agree with this. After all, it’s universalized- if nobody treated other people according to their race, racism wouldn’t exist. If everyone adopted this attitude, racism wouldn’t exist.
But according to SJWs, colourblindness is “problematic” and ironically a “racist” attitude to have.
That’s right. Not judging people for their skin colour is now racist. Apparently.
So obviously this
Game Concept: ContainmentI don't plan on submitting these often, because they'd be short ideas. But hey, I'm in one of the best moods I've been in for a long time thanks to someone who decided I was not, as I was previously informed, a useless sack of crap. So... Right.Game Concept: Containment15 hours ago in Reviews & Guides
An SCP Game
Objective: Create a facility with limited funds to contain misc. SCPs. Earn funding from benefactor nations and benefactors in general to continue containing SCPs. Ward off breaches with security, prevent attacks with outer defenses, and much more.
EVENTS IN GAME
Containment Breach: Caused by lack of certain securities (steel rebar in walls, psychic nulling equipment, etc); will cause a black screen, then an overview of your facility with a complete list of SCPs that have escaped. You must assign security task forces to contain these SCPs with various modes of equipment (plasma-based weaponry, heat-based weaponry, etc). Each SCP will have a p
Levi x Reader Beauty IIILevi x Reader Beauty III22 hours ago in Short Stories
Since before the curse, he'd always felt more at ease during the night than at day. Perhaps it had something to do with his prior profession, or perhaps it was simply in his nature. Fitting, now that he was a monster both inside and out. Blinking he was once again conscious of the secondary eyelid that humans didn't have. On that particular evening something had been stirred awake inside of him. Something that made he had adamantly ignored for years and years, until then.
Was it because of the curse? His lips still tingled from the kiss. Having her agree so quickly to it had surprised him. After all what kind of fucked up girl agreed to kiss a despicable looking monster upon his request. "Perhaps the same one that agrees to trade places for a friend?" Clicking his tongue he ignored the soft voice, and there went another thought. What had she seen in the mirror that made look so dazed and stupid. "Come now Levi, the curse i
Top 8 Worst Mega Man X MavericksWhaddup, guys and gals. It's your boy Rye "SneakyLizard" Callan. I present you with another countdown. This time, it's inspired by The Quarter Guy's Top 15 Worst Mega Man X Mavericks. However, I've narrowed it down to eight. Thinking of some of the worst was no easy feat. Also, don't expect Mavericks like Wire Sponge and Crystal Snail to be on here, because I personally like them. However, just a warning to all of you: If there is a Maverick on this list that you like, please don't get mad at me for it. THIS IS MY OPINION. Also, there will be lots and lots of swearing. Another rule is that there will be no intro stage bosses, or main/secondary villains. This list covers Mavericks fought in any of the eight stages from any Mega Man X game. Now, without further ado, let's begin the countdown:Top 8 Worst Mega Man X Mavericks11 hours ago in Reviews & Guides
#8: Infinity Mijinion (Mega Man X6)
Holy shit, where do I even begin with this fucker? Oh yes. Infinity Mijinion is infamous for being the hardest of the X6 Mavericks. Don't underestimate him just b
Ever Hear Of...Deacon Jim Miller?Are you kids ready to waste some time learning about awesome history shit? You must be if you’re already reading this, so without further ado let’s kick off the latest installment of Ever Hear Of, the show that makes history fun and exciting by telling you the badass stories of real historical figures that somehow, through a cruel twist of fate, have slipped through the cracks of posterity.Ever Hear Of...Deacon Jim Miller?16 hours ago in Historical
As you all know, we're just a few days away from Valentine’s Day—known to some as International Netflix Marathon Day or International Comfort Food Consumption Day. But Valentine's Day isn't just a holiday for lovers; it's also the anniversary of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, which took place in Chicago, Illinois on February 14, 1929. For that matter, St. Valentine himself, for whom the holiday is named, wound up having his head chopped off. So the holiday has quite a bit of blood attached to it, and with this in mind, it's of course only appropriate to mark the fes
Comment on Twilight Sparkle Goes ChuckooThe comment is the following: People need to stop using Lesson Zero as an excuse to make Twilight Sparkle into a crazy pony who is violence and has a meltdown. That episode basically is overrated, and it's blown way out of proportion. In that episode, Twilight Sparkle is stressed because she doesn't have anything to report to Princess Celestia and did the stuff she did in the episode because she let the fear of being set back to Magical Kindergarten cloud her judgement and control her actions. That's the lesson of the episode: When we let fear take over, we do bad things to our friends.Comment on Twilight Sparkle Goes Chuckoo15 hours ago in Reviews & Guides
Wing-Girl (WG)When Lyn came back with a mug of beer in each hand, Yumi let out a little sigh of relief. She had been afraid, even after entering the pub, that the bar tender would take one look at the two of them, and ask them for driver's licenses. Sure, it was a small place off the beaten path that probably wanted all the customers it could get, but that didn't change the fact that, as a freshman in college, she was three years too young to actually get drinks.Wing-Girl (WG)21 hours ago in Short Stories
Not to mention her parents never let her take a sip before. Not even a drop.
Now Lyn held a handled mug for her. Yumi dared a sip, and, after the initial shock of the fizzling, intense flavor, took a second, longer one. “You like?” Lyn asked, smiling.
Yumi nodded, face bright. “Me like a lot.” Giggling a little. “Never realized this was so good. I mean, I could get used to this.” She swung back the drink, took a longer gulp—and nearly gagged. The back of her throat burned.
“Take it easy,
Top 10 Games I played in 2015Top 10 Games I played in 201513 hours ago in Reviews & Guides
Top 10 Games I played in 2015
Hello everyone. I felt like doing something different in my line of work. Over the past few years I have seen quite a handful of people in the countdown community post a list of games they have played throughout the year. Whether the game in question came out this year, or quite some time in the past they would rank them based on how much they enjoyed the games as a whole. I really do enjoy those lists because of the diversity of games people bring up on those lists. I decided to do my take on those particular lists, and I will be following the rules that all those lists: Only games I have played, and the games that I have played for the first time regardless of what year the game was released.
10. Inuyasha: a Feudal Fairy Tale (PS1), Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution (PS3, X-box 360), and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure All-star Rumble (PS3). I had difficulty picking which of these fighting I like more the more I thought about it I found myself liking
What I Learned from Jerry SpringerSince I can't work/go to school I usually watch t.v. throughout the day. Usually it's scientific stuff, but every once in a while it's something ridiculous like Jerry Springer. I know it sounds odd but when you watch it as much as I do you begin to notice a pattern.What I Learned from Jerry Springer19 hours ago in Editorial
Of course I know there are exceptions.
1. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
It always amuses me when a story starts with "Well (s)he's cheated on me before...". Gee, really? Why didn't you leave the first time? Some adults are like children: if they think can get away with it, they'll keep doing it.
2. If you get rejected by your lover, don't expect your spouse to take you back.
It amuses me when someone leaves their spouse for their lover, but that lover rejects them. They try to do some major backtracking, but that 1st person is like "Oh hell no". Karma, ass.
3. If someone is cheating on you, it's best to just leave.
They obviously don't care enough to be faithful. It always gets me when the girlfrien
Eternal LightI see you from a distance and I cannot touch. Oh, how I want to; I crave the life force and nectar you harbor. Your pale skin; your sparkling eyes, my pulse quickens as I stare through the shrouded veil, I can almost taste you. You are close, as I can feel your warmth. Yet, as I reach for you, the emptiness consumes me. You have vanished and my longing continues.Eternal Light14 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes
Everyday, it is the same ritual. I sneak upon the luscious garden toward your window. Your stunning beauty transcending the loneliness I feel inside this desolate heart. My hideous appearance drowning any chance I have at capturing a soul as pure as you. Still, I stare into your room, wondering what you are, your thoughts, feelings, and desires fill my void with meaning; fantasizing about a life inside your arms. Again, you vanish. Where have you gone?
Saddened, I return to my lair and stare into my mirror; thoughts, feelings, desires, all betray my eyes. You reach for me, and I return your touch, navigating my way thro
Gigantic Girl By Hatsune mikuEnglish TranslatedGigantic Girl By Hatsune miku11 hours ago in Editorial
That's why much higher much higher,
I want to stretch myself higher than a building
A child waves her hand at me from the window.
I turned my eyes away, because I cant't hide my embarrassed grin.
That's why much higher much higher
I want to stretch myself higher than a mountain
A child waves her hand at me from the summit.
If waht I am now, I will have confidence.
"The Tertiary sex characteristic" I'll show you that
my heart and body get much bigger than what I have now.
"The crisis in the world" People are confused everyday.
All eyes will be glued on me of tomorrow.
That's why much higher much higher
I want to stretch myself higher than the clouds.
A child waves her hand at me from the airplane.
I'll march forward anywhere for your sake.
That's why much higher much higher
I want to see this world's landscape from the space
But, I can't find you anywhere I am a little lonely
I would like to see you again.
"The Tertiary sex characteristic" I'll show you that
The Red Corner - Anthro Mouse TG TFJohnny Harrison, owner and manager of the Red Corner bar located on a corner (hence the name) of a busty intersection in downtown Indianapolis, sat in his office. He kept the door cracked just enough to where he could see out but not enough to where his privacy was in danger. Counting the cash on his desk, he realized what he was facing.The Red Corner - Anthro Mouse TG TF13 hours ago in Short Stories
"How could they do that?" he cried out in a woe-is-me fashion. "Just when this place was about to get going, those crooks across the street one-up me and steal over half my customers!" He wouldn't lie to you though, it wasn't the customers Johnny cared about, it was their money that he had his eyes set on. Any complaint from a customer went through one of his ears and out the other one.
His sour attitude likely had some impact on the decline of his business, but it was far from the only thing. The staff he hired were often careless, forgetful, and inattentive. The new place across the street, well, everything that Johnny did wrong, they did right. It w
Promise meFeaturing Lieutenant Theon and Guardsman RhydianPromise me15 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
Spring, Year 764 of the New Age
Mentioning: Lord Rhydderch, Sir Lunemyr
It was almost dawn, and Theon galloped through the woods, trying his best to avoid any trees and jumping anything else that got in his way. This wasn’t good, this wasn’t good at all, he had heard off another Lieutenant that they were going to bring in Rhydian because rumors has been going through the herd like wild fire, ranging from him siring a crossbred to foal to him killing someone. He had no idea if
2210 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
It is day 308 of my isolation. I am still on my medication. Doctor Bingham came to work with much less composure than usual. He told me that my treatment wasn’t getting good results, but neglected to tell me what results he was looking for. I told him that black jelly came from my nose. I can tell he doesn’t believe me, but he says nothing. I decided that I should try to learn to read the movement of his pen. While I’m certain he couldn’t prevent me from physically taking it from him, I don’t think stealing one day’s notes would achieve anything meaningful.
Doctor Arnold came into work sober today, but he did not sleep last night. He had a delayed reaction time when I asked questions to him. I imagine in my inner narrative about the doctor that he had a fight with his wife last night, perhaps over the phone, and is currently worried about the state of his relationship. Maybe it’s because the daughter I’ve imagined for him isn’t seei
Meet me!Name: [REDACTED]Meet me!6 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
Preferred name: Noah
Sex: Imagine a 30 volume textbook on the history of the French Revolution between someone's legs
DOB: October 13 (wink wink nudge nudge)
Height: 5'7'' last time I checked
Sexuality: I would say, since I'm like 97.5% attracted to guys, that I'm homosexual but if you wanted to be technical, I also find some girls attractive, you could call me bisexual
Relationship status: Taken (Trust me, I can't believe it either).
Sign: Libra; my sun sign is Sagittarius.
Origin city: [REDACTED]
Nationality: African American
Occupation: Student (Feel free to murder me at your convenience).
Personality: In general, I'm a very sarcastic, and sardonic person; I love self-depricating and black humor. To people I don't know well, I'm very quiet and generally one tone; once you get to know me, I get very weird very fast. To my dismay, I can be kind of flighty and naïve to an extent.
Likes: Bae, black humor, memes, Earthbound, cleverness/quick wit
A Helping HandA Helping Hand9 hours ago in Short Stories
(Before we begin, I would like to first make a few points known.
Number one is SPOILERS. This story covers the most recent events of RWBY as well as a proposed aftermath. So if you are not current with the series. You will be spoiled. Number two, as I am writing this. The series is currently at Volume 3 Chapter 11. Thus the finale is currently unknown to me and what you will read is my own ideas on what may come. Finally for those of you who have come here expecting a tickling story may be disappointed.
While i will include some tickling. It will only be for a minor plot device.
I would like to include my usual fare. But the tickling would be forced and likely ruin the overall affect of the story. With that said, I hope you all enjoy.)
At one time the students who walked through the halls of Beacon Academy were filled with pride at being accepted into one of the finest combat sch
Parental Potion I've seen a sliver of something very vital to our power driven motives as individuals. Parenting and our experience during our youthful years is the imprinting we receive as humans. The two almost work harmonically together, acting as a powerful duo. The experience a child receives during its youth with the right parenting will provide potent ambitions into that child's life. So potent it will cause them to want more and more and more, the reasoning behind their actions and goals. This is the perfect recipe for greatnessParental Potion9 hours ago in Editorial
Ean FulmerFile;Num. # 384578DH3Ean Fulmer7 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
Name: Ean Fulmer
Ethnicity: White/ Caucasian
Weight: 185 lbs.
Hair: Blond. Military issue close cut.
Blood Type: O+
Sexuality: Pan sexual
Occupation: Commander (Warden Vanguard)
Captain of the ship Phoenix.
Nickname: Living Legion
Mother (Deceased) Lilly Fulmer
Father (Unknown) Name Unknown
Likes: Rain, light music, action, honesty, loyalty, handwork, food, humor, peace, reading, sketching, running, mornings, being surrounded by people he cares about, his ship, peace, reuniting families, bringing hope, and cuddling.
Dislikes: Dishonesty, rap music, smoking, poker, romance books, silence, layabouts, politicians, politics (all together), being told he can not do something, bragg
Asthal Prolog ( ENG )PrologAsthal Prolog ( ENG )20 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
The land Asthal has changed highly over the past fivety years, and it's face elementary. An expedition of industrialization, caused by the discovery of the Lacrima made it happen that people moved away from hard physical work and machines start to do the work in place. Life expectancy increases as medicine and care also befefited by the research and its achievements. Technical aids improved the travel over long distance. While beasts of burden replaced with engines driven machines, which moved without the power of a lifestock. Their where faster as animals, and never getting tired and not need any food and cause no dirt. Their do what you want from them as long the engine runs.
Paths around and in the forests and those over mountains,valleys along with old trade and travel routes where replaced with open roads. The old still existing, evenso there become weary, since no one use them anymore. Because the new become comfortable to travel across the country. And the trade bloomed l
Not So Silent NightThe shrieks piercing the darkness of this Christmas night were inhuman, for the most part. It horrified me to realize I could tell the difference between them, and the people they slaughtered.Not So Silent Night13 hours ago in Short Stories
My daughter had been so happy, waking up and seeing the blanket of snow on the ground. And even more so when the flakes continued to fall to the ground. But when we had ran, the snow was her worst enemy. Coming up to her thin ankles and tripping her. Slowing the progress. Then there was the last time. She had sunk too deep, and the snow had filled her boot. We tried to get her out but... it was no use. They gained too quickly. The snow stained red, and melting from the hot fluid.
I beg, that her mother can forgive me. For leaving our child to die. But maybe I am not to be forgiven, and I am given my judgement in the form of their hands tearing me apart.
I died that night. And so did many more. The last sound I heard, the shrieks of the dead and those who brought it upon them.
Metal FatigueThe scientists were standing round the font with the vicar, cooing over the new addition to the family.Metal Fatigue15 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes
The godparents, Gold and Silver, watched from the front pew.
Gold sighed. “I wonder what they’re going to call this one.”
“Something sensible, I hope,” said Silver.
Gold nodded. “Yes—the things they come up with nowadays! Whatever happened to those lovely old fashioned names?”
Silver stared into the distance. “‘Iron’, ‘Bismuth’, “Palladium’...”
“Gorgeous names, all of them.” Gold flicked through the hymnal. He looked up again. “And then there’s Copper and Tin—they called their child Bronze. Nice straightforward name—no messing about.”
“Did you hear Copper got divorced?” said Silver.
“No,” said Gold. “What happened?”
“Apparently he had a baby with Zinc too. They’re calling it Brass.”
Our Neverworld (Two)Lynn stared up at the light blue sky, at the high, rustling trees. There was only the sound of the wind. She came up the hill to these woods everyday since living here, and spent hours here, just like this. She did not know something could be so nice, so soothing and calm, until she came here. She had never felt a peace such as this before. She felt this place was definitely where she wanted to stay, felt it was her home. And when it got too peaceful, Hildorna was always there to drag them into a dangerous situation.Our Neverworld (Two)22 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters
At the thought of her, Lynn turned her head when Hildorna sat in the grass next to her with a sigh. "...You look annoyed," Lynn grinned at her.
"I'm hiding from Ayla and Arona," she said irritably.
"Are they double teaming you again?"
She scoffed and looked away, which was a yes. Lynn chuckled. Ayla and Arona had become friends in the past weeks, and their favorite thing to do together was pester the warrior. Lynn sat up. "We should be leaving for the feast soon, right?"