Gay Ass Cancer "Is it bad, Doc?"Gay Ass Cancer3 days ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
The man in the white labcoat standing before me flipped through the pages in the manilla folder.
"I'm afraid not, son," he began. "I have some tough news for you."
"You have faggotcancer of the ass."
I paused. Some news just hits extra hard and make you - as well as time - stand still.
"Dr. Niggertits, how...?"
"I'm not sure, boy. But we can treat it with a few lifestyle changes. Alter your dietary and physical routine. Eat a little less infected cuntsausage and a bit more raw babydick."
I heard the words Dr. Niggertits spoke but they echoed inside an empty mind. Faggotcancer of the ass...
"I'm going to write you a prescription for an ice pick in the eye. Take two every morning."
Was God angry at me? Is that why I had been stricken so?
"Alright, son. Speak with secretary Butternips