Poem Against The Sonic FanbasePoem Against The Sonic Fanbase1 month ago in Urban & Spoken Word
I'm frickin' SammyClassicSonicFan, and in Sega's frickin' inbox, all I frickin' see
is a bunch of frickin' fan requests for frickin' Sonic Adventure 3.
Okay, that is it, this is the final frickin' straw.
I've been holding in my frickin' anger for quite some frickin' time now, but now I am going to just frickin' let it all loose and give it my frickin' all.
Apart from your frickin' hideous, frickin' nightmarish, and evidently frickin' pornographic frickin' images on frickin' DeviantART, you frickin' trolls make so many frickin' stupid decisions that I don't even frickin' know where to frickin' start!
I know that you frickin' fricks think that this frickin' outrage is somehow frickin' amusing to you,
but all I see is the frickin' Sonic series being ever-so-rapidly frickin' flushed down the frickin' loo.
Of all the frickin' fanbases I've seen, this frickin' one is undoubtedly the frickin' densest.
No matter how much frickin' gimmicky, stupid frickin' garbage you frickin' play, you just si
My Penis Cannot Get ErectToday I confronted a friendMy Penis Cannot Get Erect2 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word
And I tried to be really direct
But in the middle of it, it became really tough
Since my penis cannot get erect.
Yesterday when I studied my Spanish
To work on pronouncing dialect
I tried to repeat the words I was taught
Although my penis cannot get erect.
I decided to play with some Legos
But they didn't seem to connect
Maybe it's just because they got old with time
Or my penis cannot get erect.
Earlier when I turned in my homework
I found out I got some stuff incorrect
And I told the teacher, "I'm sorry about this,
But my penis cannot get erect."
Yesterday when I was at Starbucks
I heard someone yell "What the heck?"
Unfortunatly, I had knocked into them
And my penis cannot get erect.
I know there's some reason for all of this
Some way it just has to connect
But for whatever reason, every day and season,
my penis cannot get erect.
The WordsmithThe Wordsmith2 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word
I mince my words,
a Wordsmith I am,
believe me and
be part of my scam,
there is no truth,
there is no lie,
just a Wordsmith
of words am I,
I am not a trumpeter,
a Wordsmith I am,
my music is prose
and poetry Ma'am,
I don't stand by my word,
for I set the word free,
they're but drops of water
in a deceit-filled sea.
My Rendition Of Roses Are RedRoses are Red, Violets are Blue, Hey Fuck YouMy Rendition Of Roses Are Red3 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Birth of a Drag Queen - by Rob CochranTeetering on the edge of insanityBirth of a Drag Queen - by Rob Cochran2 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Trying to find a center of Gravity
Cutting off my circulation
in order to make this declaration
about my queen-born ability
to walk with such fabulosity.
Though this gown's a monstrosity,
my hair a curiosity,
there's much about this lofty gait
that I did not anticipate.
Like how the swinging of my hips
counters the sway of my fingertips.
Who knew there would be such an orchestration?
A body in concert - a standing ovation!
And every step another encore,
deliriously shouting, "More! More! More!"
And suddenly, the world is new.
I've never seen it from this point of view.
Amazing the difference a few inches can make
to change the reality which I now create.
And though my feet are squeezed like stumps
into these six-inch stiletto pumps,
a testimonial I must profess;
How wonderful it is
to be a boy in a dress.
Adventures in Yoga - by Rob CochranWhat sort of abstract performance artAdventures in Yoga - by Rob Cochran2 weeks ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Have I suddenly become a part?
It was not my intent to be bent
Beyond the limits of my body's content.
I'm not accustomed to being nose to nose
With my toes, my knees, or elbows
And I fear that everyone knows
No matter how hard I try
I cannot touch my ear to my thigh!
Just relax and breath deep. That's right; let it go
And act like I love it so people won't know
The agony to which I've resigned
In order to get my chakras aligned.