A Note to My NeighborHello, boy. You live across from me,A Note to My Neighbor1 day ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
And park your large minivan right in the street.
It blocks my driveway, and,
In this weather, cold and bland,
I have nearly hit it twice,
Sliding on the gathered ice.
It used to be parked over yonder,
But over here it seemed to wonder
Because of the mound of snow
That, with these snow storms, seems to grow.
Hopefully this isn’t a recurring splendor,
Otherwise I’ll bash your fucking fender.
So next time, boy, you park your car,
You better park it, very far.
Your favorite neighbor,