The Sample SnatcherYou go in with just one missionThe Sample Snatcher9 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Get in, get out
Grab what you need
And you’re done
But then you see it
There at the end of the aisle
A little red booth
With the woman serving
There’s a crowd this time
She pulls the tray from the oven
There are only a few pieces
You spot the one you want
You scout out your competition
There’s the tall skinny one,
He was at the last booth
And the little kid, too
The chubby one comes running
As fast as he can
He swipes that little sample
Right from your reach
He runs away
Laughing all the way
With his little snack,
You watch him go
And think to yourself
Next time, sample snatcher
Because I know you’ll be there
Waiting to pounce
On someone else’s midday snack
But not on my watch
I’ll be there first next time
And then I will be
the sample snatcher,
snatching right from your reach
The Reality of AngstInternet hyperbole just makes me want to set myself on fire.The Reality of Angst11 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Living on a wire
Seeing the big wire
What rhymes with wire?
World's Nicest Troll (Must-Read)Kongregate Chatroom, 9:22 PMWorld's Nicest Troll (Must-Read)13 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
yomilio: hay muda fak-ers
yomilio: i have big dick
Hiko22: remember me?!
Hiko22: brooo we were in that game
yomilio: wat game
Hiko22: you had to like poop in a bag and throw it remember?! game was awesome
yomilio: nope doesn't ring a bell
Hiko22: how do you forget something like that bro
yomilio: no idea who u are!!
Hiko22: this game was in real life. remember? we were at deydey's house? you were pooping all over the place
Hiko22: remember now?!/
yomilio: the **** is daydey'
Hiko22: dey-dey is the homie we both grew up with! he use to poop in the house sometimes. remember?
yomilio: oh i remember him i had sex with his mom that one time!!
Hiko22: bro... he ahd two dads.....
yomilio: damn it
Hiko22: tough break man
Hiko22: so you remember the poop game now??
Hiko22: if its cuz other people are reading this
Hiko22: make a wink or like a hi
Love With a LetterU as in you are beautiful.Love With a Letter15 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
I as in I love you.
B as in we were meant to be.
O as in oh, my heart will explode.
C as in I see your beauty.
G as in gee, thanks for the kisses.
And cheese. For the cheesiest poem.
The Never Ending QuestI’ve searched high, and I’ve searched low.The Never Ending Quest1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
From all the intricacies of the bustling city
throughout the vast wide open spaces of the countryside.
I have crossed oceans and climbed mountain tops
so far up- I high-fived a cloud.
Like a concerned mother
scouring the grocery store for her lost child;
Here I am searching for my one beloved.
What lies beyond the farthest star?
It must be what I seek.
Within the curvy valley,
or somewhere near the twin peaks?
I must complete my quest.
Like the gilded hero,
I will not rest day or night
until I can find my captured princess.
The dancing animals that hung above my crib
were just out of my reach.
They sang a beautiful lullaby
as they paraded in a merry go round of joy.
Such is what I desire, a beauty just beyond my reach,
ballet dancing in the gallery of my thoughts
to The Carnival of Animals that played above my crib.
Fond memories are but plastic bags in the wind
compared to the real thing.
What I seek I once had, but lost.
The Boob PoemBoobs make running painfulThe Boob Poem2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Boobs make comfort rare.
Boobs make shopping difficult
Boobs make perverts stare.
Boobs gave birth to push up bras
Boobs will weigh you down.
Boobs are such a nuisance
Boobs tend to bounce around
Boobs are very awkward
Boobs give little luck.
Boobs get so much hate these days
Well, that's because they suck.
Cat Litter CrittersCat Litter CrittersCat Litter Critters2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
It’s about time to clean the cats’ litter,
Because the sweet aroma has gotten rather… bitter,
I mean it is just a few days old,
And usually when the sun hits that corner just right,
You can smell that sweet smell,
But now as I lean in, crouching low to take a peek,
I watch in awe, take in how much my cats eat.
Hills upon hills, mountains upon mountains,
As far as the eye can see, it never ends,
It’s like a muddied race track, curved and sloped,
There’s even a train, a hog,
Oh my goodness, there’s even a simple log!
And on further inspection, it looks like some rocks have shaped,
Formed from mud and pebbles,
And with this light it makes them look rather edible,
But I digress,
Because the mountains are a mess,
The pebbles are scattered,
Like an earthquake made its way, destroyed,
Everything in its path,
Oh but that smell...
Welcome to Complaintswelcome to our forum, where everyone's an assWelcome to Complaints2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
you might get a case of butt-hurt, but it will surely pass.
Now come on in and have some fun, join us for while
We always complain in here, but it's done with STYLE!!!
WE SURRENDERToday I have made the wrong choice by attacking a man who killed all my hands and forced us back into the land.WE SURRENDER2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I was attempting to survive and thrive off the red dead men who lay in ditches like the little communist bitches they are.
At the moment I am facing a opponent who appears to have the components to victory.
I only had a simple request to possess a bit of the gold and let them go.
But instead the man turned out to be one of the true blue coat folk.
Oh dear I fear this blue coated bastard may have been a captain cause now he's attackin
For he has blown up are car that was stuck in tar.
We're getting scared for Timmy head is In a blender.
Are beast rider has caught fire.
Orphan Anny got her panties in a bunch because they just made lunch out of the front lines.
So I am attempting at this point to reach and speak with the commander.. My request did not go unchecked! To my luck this guy might not be a total fuck.
The commander had replied a short simple answer...
Parting WordsLive. Laugh. Love.Parting Words2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Or, indeeed, None
of The Above.
Writing in the SnowNew thought, born of oldWriting in the Snow3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
As I sit here in the cold
So I write it down
Only to frown
It’s not quite right
So more I write
Ideas, so few
Born of experience
In my head stew
If only they were brilliance
But I see they are sad
Each line quite bad
And I have to wonder
Where did I blunder?
If it were up to meIf it were up to me (Hetalia Poem)If it were up to me3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
If it were up to me,
This is how things would be.
Seeing magical creatures,
With England, who loved a smile on my features.
To laugh at something as stupid as a zero,
With America, the great, the splendid hero.
A friendship with animals,
With Italy, who isn’t a cannibal.
To make a tent out of covers,
With China and Russia, who are thought to be lovers.
And then when night comes, to have fun with a dance,
With the handsome, and sexy, the pervert France.
Why I can't marry youI love your very long red hair,Why I can't marry you3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
and no one will dare
And so after this year,
as we grew so near
And through our second year of flowers, love, and reality suspension
people wondered about my nuptial intention.
So I met with a pastor, a priest, a rabbi, and the Dali Lamma and like a barbershop quartet they agreed.
That a delay in the wedding was not what we would need.
Their agreement was rare and I was happy to see it
But I quickly explained the cause of the setback
all stemmed from "A gift of the Maji" paperback.
I said that to me, it was a horror story greater than any other.
And when I read it I was deathly afraid.
Afraid I would lose my love's red one point three meter braid.
So they mumbled and fussed and said at last "you must
not buy a gold watch and then you have nothing to fear."
"Except scissors", I replied.
And I shied
away from saying I would tie her wrists with her own locks. Just for fun.
"So are you marring her, or her hair?" one asked, a
The Science TestIn order to study for the test.The Science Test3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Talking to yourself is probably best.
Although people might think you're crazy.
It's better than being lazy.
Ask yourself how or why.
So on he test you can supply.
Repeat these questions to your cat.
So you know your answers are exact.
Repeat them again to your mom.
So you know that you won't be wrong.
For the test you'll need to know phase change.
And that the temperature stays the same.
In order to study for the test.
Talking to yourself is probably best.
Another poem based off the crazy things that go on in Science class.
Funny Halloween (Attention: Black Humour/Satire)!Lightning sparkle through the night.Funny Halloween (Attention: Black Humour/Satire)!3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
The wind is howling – hissing and crashing.
Bones rise from the graves.
Who wants can cook a little soup.
Dracula and Frankenstein
Break into the blood bank
And swallow a burgundy,
A witch is flying around the house.
She looks like the mother-in-law.
Three black ravens afterwards -
Since that time I do not drink anymore.
Two zombies behind the mortuary
Pull out a dead,
Break open his chest,
Smear ketchup on top of it.
From an old filing cabinet
Comes a terrible stench.
It is a civil servant in decomposition.
We wish a soon recovery.
In deep cellars and archives,
Where until now the rats were sleeping,
An executioner teases a nun.
What a joy! What delight!
The poor souls lament loudly.
A devil is sitting in the sauerkraut.
The fermentation is interrupted now
Because he has smelled of sulphur.
Young and old scorch in the fire.
The fear flows out of all pores.
Moaning prevails and great agony -
And for that you have to pay admiss
Not this timeNot this timeNot this time4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
For so long you haunted my dreams at night
Striking fear into my heart at the mere presence or sight
The darkness that shrouded me away into its cold hand and kept the light at bay
I cried out into the night, my tears freezing as the blood froze in my veins, wishing it would be different somehow
My echo taunting me away
The oppression of the dark made me weak and restless, rigid with the terrible feeling of mourn
I kept believing you would shine through, that somehow this nightmare would thaw and happiness reign with truth
But as I crawled through the death in the valley of my night, never did the heavens lose my attention or left from my sight
Your words rang loudly in my heart and mind, repeating themselves until I could not make sense of it all
Feeling the life drain as my knees hit the floor with a resounding sound of satan's scorn as he watched me lose my battle with grand galore
Your words and contradictory splayed out like knives and swords as they all lacera
Party RulezParty House RulesParty Rulez4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
2.no party poopers
3.All animals are allowed
4.you may only bring ONE human
5.You must either know Kayla or Blackfire to be accepted.
6.Party hats are required.
7.There will be spiked drinks in the kitchen (adults only)
8.Party starts at random, don’t be late.
9.Zebras are allowed, but must be dyed different colors to identify them.
10.you are allowed to bring pets.
11.Bring a mask if you want to dive in the pool.
12.VIP can enter the upstairs dorm room.
13.be wild as you can be.
14.The color pink is not allowed or questioned.
16.free food or drinks, you can bring your own if you wish.
17.if you accidentally killed someone, please bury them in the woods. thank you.
18.If you enjoyed yourself and had a good time, you get a VIP badge and welcome back anytime!
Mirror Mirror On The Wall- Rough Draft 1“Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,Mirror Mirror On The Wall- Rough Draft 14 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Who's the fairest of them all?”
Well, Bonnie, it's not you if that's what you're wondering.
I've never seen a princess so hopelessly clumsy.
You trip over thin air,
And over your two left feet.
You trip over your phone cord -
And it's wireless.
You're a disaster!
You can't even make a decent move on the dancefloor.
You wobble and flail about,
Stepping all over your partner's toes!
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
I've never even been to a royal ball?”
Excuses, excuses, Princess Bonnie.
You may have never been to a real formal dance,
But that doesn't excuse your clumsiness.
The problem isn't just your two left feet,
Don't even get me started on how you eat!
The mustard that drips down from your chin,
Crumbs on the corners of your lips,
Not cute in the tiniest bit.
You're not made to be a Princess,
At least in the classical sense.
You're quite the smarty-pants,
I won't deny that.
Which probably is good for someth
HiRoses are redHi4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Violets are actually violet
I am bored
So how are you?
When life socks you in the ...Dearest,When life socks you in the ...4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Who am I to guess at the monumental grief,
The surely insurmountable misery,
You must have endured, as it tore
at the very fabric, the young threads
of your innocent, innocent existence?
Oh, I only pretend to know the insanity,
The wailing despair that forced your hand,
To flee, reluctantly, abandoning all you knew
In search of your dreams and wild imaginings
and oft longed-for sweet, sweet freedom.
No. I try not to judge you harshly.
Yes. I feel, keenly, the loss of you.
But I will have you know just this,
A simple truth: Your partner misses you.
And should you choose never to return,
I'm throwing the other sock into the bin!
Mustachioed AphroditeI've never seen a woman like youMustachioed Aphrodite5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tough like sinew
Cigar-scented lip hair
protecting a priceless pearl