boredThere once was a man from Puro. He dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had came true!bored45 minutes ago in Free Verse More Like This
An Ode to Good FoodO!An Ode to Good Food1 hour ago in Free Verse More Like This
To eat good food
Greek yogurt and hummus
And beer freshly brewed
After lo these many weeks eating nothing
But fucking ramen; what a pleasure.
To step over your hearths home
And to divine the subtle aromas of sustenance
Your mouth filling with foam
Instead of thinking to oneeself:
“Fuck, it’s McDonald’s again. I don’t even remember what nourishment feels like anymore”; what a joy to beholden.
To travel yonder to the store, filled with thoughts of cookies and corn
To meet a stranger’s eye as they reach for the peanut butter
And nod knowingly - a solemn oath of brotherhood sworn.
And though you reach smugly for the good food,
You know it’ll be back to hot dogs on bread next week,
Because you’re poor as fuck
And your appetite sold you up the creek.
Nonsensical RhymingNonsensical Rhyming4 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can take a trip,
and sink a ship.
Or take a dip
and do a kick-flip.
I like odd socks,
crystals and rocks.
And grandfather clocks
take on old blocks.
Hubble, bubble, what's in the pot?
Is it pumpkin, is it hot?
Is it cooked yet? Is it not?
I don't know: I'll give you the lot!
Humans are like batteries
transmitting vivid thoughts.
Wind them up, send them off.
A dozen different sorts!
It's windy, it's sunny
on a mild Summer's day.
Outside birds are chirping
and that dog barks away.
FEAR THE NIGHT!As the sun sets on a shiny dayFEAR THE NIGHT!5 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wish to sleep the night away
But there are monsters outside my shack
Keeping me from hitting the sack
And as I grab my sword so bright
I charge full force into the night
I am shot with arrows and blown up
And I accidently hit a wild pup
My house is destroyed, my mind is racing
As I give up and end their chasing
And as I add another death to the chart
All I can do is hit restart
PokemonOur destiny is decided when we choose,Pokemon6 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Play the cards,
Play the game,
Water type for the confident,
Fire for the fiery,
Grass for the calm,
719 in all,
“Gotta catch ’em all!!”
Christmas ShoppingIndecisionChristmas Shopping1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
And the constant
' Will they like it?'
And the crowded aisles,
That smell of sweat and baby food.
The screaming children,
' No, no, you cannot have the gifts today!'
' Stop crying, everyone is staring!'
' But momma I want it! '
Everyone waiting in line,
To buy useless little trinkets.
And the one person who takes,
Insanely long to checkout their items.
The cellphone calls,
Kid who just sits there crying,
And the spoiled dinner items,
Or going over budget,
Or forgetting your coupons.
And, Oh, you can't find
' The perfect gift '
In Conclusion; Only the insane could enjoy Christmas shopping!
Period Poem. When your stomach gurgles and spurts out blood.Period Poem. 1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
Another nice pair of panties out in a must.
FUCK YOU UTERUS FOR USING ENERGY TO CREATE A BLOOD BED FOR A FETUS INSTEAD OF FASTER METABOLISM.
(I must be psychotic, I must be demented, I must have watched "what." by bo burnham too fucking minted).
Not sure if I have seen enough blood or not near enough.
Not sure if I want to stab you in the nuts.
Not sure if it's hormones or my unquenchable thirst for blood.
Cause' woman see more blood then they ever must.
And I was saving those really expensive chocolates for an occasion.
Well the occasion is me groaning in pain watching Netflix.
I really wanted to save these chocolates for civilization.
Now I ache to think I may have to go to work soon.
I feel bloated, contorted, exploding and at any second; vomited.
They say masturbation helps me with the pain, but then I'll have
to scrub my hands and do
CavitiesThere's something I don't like about you,Cavities2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
You swallow leeches with a bare tongue,
you poke my flesh with needles,
you pulled my teeth out with your fingers,
and you showed me all the cavities.
This is stupid.I'm so tired of living this way.This is stupid.2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I remember when you told me that babies dream of dead worlds,
but I don't think babies dream at all.
They focus on necessity,
maybe we should all.
Destiny lies to us with a bittersweet tongue,
maybe it's more to do with a faith
we should have known
I don't know if it's an excuse,
or an explanation,
I don't know if I'm dying
or only barely breathing.
I know a sweet face like yours,
I've seen it around here before,
you share your wisdom with words down on the pages,
of something torn and shredded.
I feel a pressure at my jaw,
a slight pulling at my tongue.
Can you tell I can't breathe?
This pain is smothering me,
I'm wrapped inside a cloth of endless thoughts
that holds the ocean in its grasp,
and I recall thinking
that it all connects.
People spit angrily at me,
they call me a lion with a roar that shakes the world
I think they might be right.
Human DustPassing through the potentially lovely daysHuman Dust2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Could have been used and abused in so many ways
But do not grow happiness that is upside down
When you see time leaving as the sun goes down
Look at growth degrading you to grounds
Blowing sand in the climax of your life
Infectious sand turning you into dust
The past is now stabbing you in the back with a knife
And then you look behind you
Your youth is there, but he is history
He is whispering to you, he is still unclear
I guess the past is now a mystery
Dear Mr Shredder...Don't tell me your shaking in your bootsDear Mr Shredder...2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
at the sound of our weapons loose
Why make us chase you
there's nothing you can do
it's simple, plain as can be seen
when we're done, you wont like the color green
go ahead and send your ninja after us
the more you try you make a fuss
twenty down, one target, that's you
You're gonna have to face us that's true
Shake in your tin suit that's okay
the more you shield yourself the better I say
four kids can take you down with their eyes closed
break the suit from your skin you're all exposed
for the world to see so much more
you're no match for us four
my brothers and I can kick your *ss
shove you right through the window glass
we'll watch silently, down you go
to the pavement far below
You, Mr. Shredder are no more
you've been down downgraded to first floor
how's it feel to actually bleed
your no longer being fed by greed
a team of mutants can take you down
defeat you and take your crown
you never was a king
heartache is all you ever bring
Smelly Old WitchI have rotting teethSmelly Old Witch3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Stuck in my gums
My long hooked nose
Near meets my chin
My skin's all wrinkles
And I have many warts
My finger and toe nails are never clipped
My eyes are small and beady
You should know I'm very greedy
A toad's hair here
A duck's nose there
It all fits in my cauldron
Now, dearie, who or what am I?
Oh? I couldn't hear you
A haggard old witch, you say?
Oh yes, that's right
Aren't you bright
Ode to AflackOde to AflackOde to Aflack3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dear Aflack, my fine poetic friend,
I cannot see why you cannot just accept your name.
It is a name, of such power,
you do not see the beauty that is your name.
Oh what glorious rays of joy
does your name send forth.
So how, my friend, can you hate it so?
Please...love your name.
It is the only one you have.
spell2wardofffloatingmilkmenhorspell2wardofffloatingmilkmen4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Un petit Poeme - A little PoemYesterday evening I saw this funny Deviation of a Dear Friend af mine!Un petit Poeme - A little Poem4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
And, reading at the comment below...
... I started to write a comment ...
... and soon, following a spring of the moment (I was in a funny mood), I began to try to wrote in rhymes in my very poor French!
And now, since I would to have and give to you a funny moment in this bad, heavy and nervous day,...
I would share with you my little, silly, French-written "Poem"!
"Parfois j'aime attacher mes amies.
Sometimes i love tying my girlfriends up." (Klo-Badelaine)
Et un bonne Journée a tout le Monde!
BoredomB eing done with finals,Boredom4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
O ne should feel ecstatic.
R ight, about that....
E ndless days with nothing planned.
D idn't think I'd get this far....
O blivious and a bit lonely,
M y new boyfriend's name is Netflix.
Fairy Chrysalis from the ChangelingI'll topple yer tippleFairy Chrysalis from the Changeling5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'll rip out yer sipple
I'll de-eye u with a blade or a bleach
I'll stipple yer dipple
I'll cripple yer nipple
I'll put yer last breath out of reach
from the roast of Christmas past
nightmaresThere is a sight only the young can see It's as though they are the only ones with enough imagination to do so. So for comfort they hide themselves in a shelter of safety in their parents beds tucked deep in the covers after being told It's all a dream but have the older siblings and parents of this world ever thought this might be true since they to experienced it as young ones how scared you got now think of what that child insists they saw perhaps it was the closet door creaking open and out came a hellish creature now next time you in that child's room think of that it only works if you are open minded like the mentioned child now do you feel those eyes boring into you drilling holes in your soul to find the fiber of your being that my dear boy/girl is what that child is so afraid of now that you have felt this I must ask will you ever send the back to that room when they have a so called "nightmare"? If so why don't you trade places with them because after all It's just a bad dreanightmares5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mysterious?The Lord works in mysterious ways, eh ?Mysterious?5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm sure His ways seem pretty obvious to Him....
AddictionInnocent in a packageAddiction5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
but harmful in your body
Alleyways tell an unclear lesson
to not take anything from everybody
What Do You Want For Christmas?Ho! Ho! Ho! And what do you want for Christmas?What Do You Want For Christmas?6 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
"A bout of amnesia!"
"A treasury of tater tots!"
"A one way ticket to Timbuktu!"
"Mice in my sister's pantyhose."
"An Alka-Seltzer, a bottle of Liquid Drano, a Hershey bar and a spell of relief from a pack of Rolaids."
"Sour cream flavoured Oreo's!"
"French onion dip flavoured Oreo's!"
"Eggnog in my sister's pantyhose!"
"Liquid heat in my little brother's jockstrap!"
"A date with Mrs. Butterworth!"
"The Aunt Jemima treatment."
"The Snoopy Bra Cone Machi- oops! I mean the Snoopy Sno Cone Machine!"
"Projectile vomiting in the fast lane."
"Jock-itch for Josh."