PlaylistI have a playlist on my iTunes accountPlaylist47 minutes ago in Free Verse More Like This
with three and a half hours of songs that, I swear,
you can dance,
or fuck to.
Seriously, have you HEARD “World on Fire”
by Myles Kennedy and Slash?
It sounds like a song written specifically
for a BDSM session,
and I would put it on repeat
all night long.
From “Bad Girlfriend”
to “Bleed It Out,”
I’m screaming the lyrics like a banshee
without a bucket to carry a tune in.
I’m “Porn Star Dancing” going in the shower
and “The Beautiful People” are howling along with “My Demons” at breakfast.
“I Will Not Bow” nor “Hail to the King”
when I have my tunes running at “1000HP"
to the checkered flag at finish line
of my accomplishments and inspirations,
often forced aside when I have to make a “Deal With the Devil”,
but I feel like I can “Leave It All Behind"
and get to “Storming Heaven”
with a “
Eyebrows and sidesSometimes I feel like the left side,Eyebrows and sides6 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Exactly the same as the right,
Yet somehow less useful,
The right with it's flawless motions
It's quizzical eyebrow raise
Shows distress, judgement, and all associated emotions
The left's eyebrow raise is monstrous
It raises eyebrows on others,
wondering if I had a stroke
or just forgot how to wink
Maledificent candy applesMaledificent candy apples10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
MALEFICENT CANDY APPLES
-3 Granny Smith Apples
-1 Apple Sticks (Link http://amzn.to/1u0NkVA)
-11 oz Caramel (http://amzn.to/1wAeEMH)
-1 Tbsp. Water
-5 Cups Rice Krispies (http://amzn.to/1yzyY5o)
-10 oz. Mini Marshmallows (http://amzn.to/1xP2BfQ)
-3 Tbsp. Butter
-1 Black Candy Melts (http://amzn.to/1trdarb)
-1 Green Candy Melts (http://amzn.to/1wAgkpx)
-1 Buttercream Icing (http://amzn.to/1yzAN2b)
-1 Purple Food Coloring (http://amzn.to/1r30uzu)
-1 Purple Sugar Sprinkles (http://amzn.to/1v8PG8Z)
(NERDY NUMMIES MAKES A STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL)
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Boo PopcornBoo Popcorn10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
BOO POPCORN BALLS
Boo Popcorn Balls|Halloween Cooking Recipe
-1 bag of kettle corn popcorn bag
-1, 1 pound bag of marshmallows
-Half of bag of white chocolate chips
-Black & pink food paint/icing
-Makes 12 balls of 3inch popcorn balls.
-In a large saucepan, add marshmallows and butter or margarine over low heat, be sure to keep stirring until ingredients are melted and smooth.
-Then pour over the popcorn while tossing gently to mix well. Let this combination of scrumptious ingredients cool five minutes. Butter your hands well to form 3 inch popcorn balls.
-Now for the yummiest part! Melt white chocolate chips in the microwave or in a pot and then dip the balls into the creamy, melted chocolate!
-Be sure to let the chocolate harden on the popcorn balls and then you can begin decorating by using decorating gel . Add the eyes and mouth like in the photo below. Now, let the festivities begin!
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Brain CupcakesBrain Cupcakes10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Prep time: 20 mins
Cooking time: 20 mins
Total time: 40 mins
Skill level: Easy peasy
For the cupcakes:
-125g (4½oz) soft margarine
-125g (4½oz) caster sugar
-2 large eggs
-125g (4½oz) self-raising flour
-1tsp vanilla essence
-1 tub creamy vanilla icing (available in large supermarkets)
For the decoration:
-1 tub of vanilla frosting
-Red and black food colouring
-Preheat the oven to 180ºC (350ºF, gas mark 4). Cream the margarine and sugar together until light and fluffy, then beat in the eggs one at time, together with a tablespoon of flour. Add the vanilla essence and fold in the remaining flour.
-Line a bun tin with paper cases and half fill each case with the mixture. Bake in the oven for 20 mins. You can tell they are done when they have risen, are golden in colour and spring back into shape when pressed with your finger.
-Remove and cool on a wire rack.Add the icing sugar to a tub of ready-made vani
Marshmallow cereal shapesMarshmallow cereal shapes10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Marshmellow cereal Shapes
-Half a tbsp butter or margarine
-110g white marshmallows
-90g Ricicles or Rice Krispies
-50g desiccated coconut
-Decoration (dried cranberries, currants or blueberries or Honey Loops for eyes and mouth)
-Melt the butter or margarine in a large saucepan over a low heat. Add the marshmallows and stir until completely melted. Remove from heat.
-Add Rice Krispies or Ricicles and stir until well-coated.While the mixture is still warm, shape with wet or greased hands into any desired design (eg ghost) and roll or press coconut onto its surface.
-Attach decorations of choice using a little melted chocolate or prepared icing. If cut, most dried fruit will stick without needing to do this.
-To make flat ghost shapes, flatten mixture onto a greased 33 x 20cm swiss roll baking tray, lined with greaseproof paper, using a greased spatula (the quantity will fill half the tray). Depending on required size, cut mixture into squares or rectangles prior to
Bonfire Treacle ToffeeBonfire Treacle Toffee10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Bonfire Treacle Toffee
Prep time: 5 mins
Cooking time: 40 mins
Total time: 45 mins
Skill level: Bit of effort
-350g (12oz) butter or margarine
-225g (8oz) black treacle
-450g (1lb) dark brown sugar
-397g can condensed milk
-Grease a 23 x 30.5cm (9 x 12 inch) baking tin.
-Melt the butter in a non-stick pan. Add the treacle, sugar and milk.
Bring slowly to the boil and simmer for 35-40 minutes, stirring constantly to a temperature of 132°C (270°F), using a sugar thermometer.
-Pour into the tin. Chill until set, turn out the Bonfire toffee and break into pieces using a rolling pin or hammer.
By Carnation Condensed Milk
Read more at http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/504435/treacle-toffee#yI0JpaY1vLruXEXL.99
Blood Bath CocktailBlood Bath Cocktail10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Blood Bath Cocktail
CONTAINS ALCOHOL !
-100ml pomegranate juice
-50ml vodka (can use without it)
-Dash of raspberry syrup
-Dash of lemon juice
-Mix the pomegranate juice, vodka, raspberry syrup and lemon juice in a cocktail shaker. Shake well.
-Serve chilled in a martini glass or poured over ice.
Read more at http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/148731/Blood-bath-cocktail#s0X2lEuQI59JXI3S.99
Nutty Toffee AppleNutty Toffee Apple10 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Nutty Toffe Apples
-6 red dessert apples
-Vegetable oil, for greasing
-350g (12oz) granulated sugar
-50g (1¾ oz) flaked almonds
-Oil a baking sheet and push a lolly stick (or trimmed chopstick) into each apple at the stalk end.
-Melt the granulated sugar in a medium-sized pan over a medium heat. As it begins to melt, gently swirl it around the pan.
Once all the sugar has melted, carefully tip in the almonds and combine, again by swirling the pan. Remove from the heat.
Dip the apples into the caramel one at a time, turning them to ensure they are well coated. Leave them to cool for a few minutes on the prepared baking sheet, then transfer to a platter and serve.
Read more at http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/137511/Nutty-toffee-apples#qod8ZA50Ikl4B92G.99
No FlossI feel a great lossNo Floss12 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
without my floss
Not so clean
I see green
I brush and brush
in such a rush
not too much to waste
I can't find my floss
I got fired by my boss
Such bad breath
eewwww.. I smell death!
Where is my floss?
There is no floss.
KamikazeArbitrary attempts,Kamikaze15 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Of eradication fail.
You are the b
Of my existence!
I thought that I,
D of you.
So many methods,
to my M a d n e s s.
Fruit in a jar,
Juice in a bottle,
Ziplocs... a pleanty,
Or so it seemed.
What a joke.
You lash out your,
s upon me!
Boiling water and bleach,
go down the d
Old Mule and the MermaidOnce upon a time, there lived an old MuleOld Mule and the Mermaid1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
down by the dA sea in a bamboo shack
on the beach under the coconut trees.
He and his old Cats were enjoying
their golden years wild and free
as their old bones would let them.
Eating and sleeping away their days
in sweet lethargy.
Come sunset old Mule would go out on his dock
and fish for comments and rhymes for his Cats.
Watching the changeable moon and circling stars
he would listen to the wind and the waves.
Some nights were all too quiet with no bites at all,
the shy nibblers stealthily stealing his bait,
he would just sit and dream.
Other nights the comments were jumping
right on to the dock. There would be buckets
full of rhymes for his old Cats!
And on special nights by the light of the moon
mermaids would swim by and sing him songs
about treasures in the depths of the dA sea.
Flirtatious creatures they were,
trying to lure him in and steal away his catch.
But old Mule was wiser than that,
his ancestor once knew the Queen of Faeries!
Care PackageTo wish you happy birthday, friendCare Package1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
I stuffed an envelope to send
With in-jokes, hugs, a kiss or two,
The things that I adore in you.
The songs we share and sing aloud,
The compliments that made me proud,
The times you’ve made me laugh and cry,
The way the hours with you sail by,
The conversations late at night,
The wonders that we jointly write
In escalating inspiration
And joy in our collaboration…
Adventures that we daydream of,
Understanding, trust, and love.
Alas, but I was doomed to fail —
It simply got too large to mail!
WhatWhat goes on in your head, really?What1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
I find the lack of thought to be a thought itself
Wondering what is a thought, is just a thought merely
If a thought is a thought, well then thought we ought
If you thought about a thought don’t remember, it's still a thought
Hitler was a VegetarianHitler was a vegetarianHitler was a Vegetarian1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
on top of being an arian.
he liked to toss Eva Braun's salad
and carass her hemorrhoids with his tongue.
what's wrong with that? he loved her
that's why he shoved his Bratwurst into her pelvis and sprinkled his sour cream all over her ham sandwich.
Art PoemArt is awesomeArt Poem1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
Art is cool
If art is stupid
Then art is you
ChiantiMy head spins from too much wineChianti1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
as I clasp at the chair and steady my feet
sick in my mouth as I automatically know where the bathroom is
and rush full pelt to the door
and just fall short of the toilet bowl
and sick hits the floor like rubber bullets
red and tan sick that's smells like rotten fruit
that's the last time I drink that cheap Chianti I tell myself
that cheap knock off Italian wine that leaves you in a heap on the floor
as you stumble back to the party and drink that shit once more.
One day in my simple lifeI always wake up when my pink cat starts to bark.One day in my simple life2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I brush my hair and comb my teeth.
After that I put on my leather skin, my orange trousers and my purple hat.
Then I go in the bathroom, cook my breakfast and eat.
I usually eat wooden chopsticks with aluminium sheets and a glass of goo.
Afterwords I jump on my llama and head to work.
I work as a professional washing machine.
I go home when the sun turns blue.
Then I eat dinner with my best friend-the frog that steals my food and my wife- the fridge.
Afterwords I play video games on my banana and watch scary movies on my crystal ball.
Then, when the moon yawns for the first time at night, I go to bed.
Did I say how cool my bed is? It looks like a giant cloud, made from sugar and mud.
I wake up when my alarm clock goes off.
The first person I see is my doctor, standing beside me.
He is always holding my pretty grey cat.
This is when I ask my question: WHO AM I?
the body of this title is headlessbut u can a butchers double takethe body of this title is headless2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
at its bare back burial suit
inching out in slow mo viral
laughter slow like moon steps ha..............ha..............ha...............ha................ha
Munchies"Sleep away, sleep away."Munchies2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sang melancholic bees.
"Bowling ducks, drink 'til May."
Screams the dying tree.
Neighbor lights a spliff of mire
"In my skull is a bag of meat."
Dreidel birds, please breathe fire,
And sing your song so sweet.
Dancing dolls drooling deadlies.
"Just try and tell a lie."
Bridging bugs bite burnt bellies.
"I am really fucking high."
u 4got 2 mentionThis label is beautifulu 4got 2 mention2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am surfing online
I was involved in a spill
Yes, that is a cat with laser eyes
the most extreme sport is going to a Smash Mouth concert
I wanna go mini golfing
Quick And Dirty
You forgot to mention my
Engraved Bamboo Iphone Cases
100% pure woven cotton with an anti-bacterial bamboo ventilation mesh lining
bananer• Thomas Nooks and Cranniesbananer2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
bananer til Danmark
There are extensive screening measures
The Coalition government has
A 10-Day Plan to
Because it is unclear
who may have been
expressing anxiety about the mayor’s statements
this recipe packs just about every healthful ingredient you can put in a baked good
cherries for example
A delightful blend
Cool and unmold
refrigerate until time to serve
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