Misfortune TellerWhat does the future hold?Misfortune Teller1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Of course you want know!
Your fortune sold,
2 faithless gold,
this knowledge I'll bestow!
No fears or tears my friend;
you cannot turn back now.
the frog is pinned
the cat has grinned
Your sweat drips from your brow.
I see a fortune made,
A larger fortune spent...
3 children fight,
a widow's spite,
an act without consent!
I see a grassy hill,
a tombstone on its side...
a ravaged beach,
a new and younger bride!
So, there you are my friend!
Your gold you did not squander!
I gave you scenes,
but what it means,
that is for you to ponder.
What? You are confused?
Don't fret... now, close the door.
I'll ease your thoughts,
connect these dots,
for only 5 gold more!
You turn up like a bad penny!You have a finger in every pie!You turn up like a bad penny!2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Don't call me a lunatic, that is not mine.
It's that damn lamp, I had to break it!
Why did I attack the girl?
Because of her earrings, damn it!
Why I have one in my hand when I need to make a gift,
Stop infesting my pizza, you bloody thing!
Why that girl carries them on her grocery bag?!?
Why do you stare at me,
I saw them dancing in my dreams!
Release me, I'm not crazy, it's everywhere!
I feel it, it's pestering me, man!
I'm not nuts, I woke up wanting that smoothie
I know I'll regret it,
Damn pointy and delicious thing
Why do I have to dance around like that?
Can't stop, won't stop that's what it wants,
That's its dance!
Wanna drink some tea with me?
It's on the teapot, did you see it?
Stop telling me it's my imagination,
I can see it even on the menu!
Damn delicious scones!
I want to split it with an axe!
Don't get in the way, I want to chop it!
No, I don't want an upside down cake,
Argh, strip yourself from that shirt,
That pattern hurts my eyes!
DR? WHO needs a DR? Nutrition is The New Medicine.If you have a C an A an E and oil and moreDR? WHO needs a DR? Nutrition is The New Medicine.3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
You won't have to see an A & E at oil no more.
YellowYellow2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
You are my
You are the
You are somewhere.
I see you,
I love it
Schicklichkeit des DichtersIch schreibe gerne, rede schnell,Schicklichkeit des Dichters1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
wenn ich vor Wörtern überquell.
Dann ist am Ende, ohne Frage,
nicht alles sinnvoll, was ich sage.
Und kann ich mich nicht immer ganz
der Disziplin verschreiben,
und Reime, Metrik, Eleganz,
und auch die Wortwahl leiden.
So muss ich folglich doch bekennen,
so oft bin ich ein Stümper,
ein Dilletant, und noch zu nennen:
ein dichterischer Sünder.
|It's Official|You guys were right.|It's Official|1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can no longer deny.
Nor can I fight.
Nor can I lie.
I now realize and see the truth within my sight.
Now that I'm sitting upright.
Instead of black, it's white.
And I can't make the flames ignite.
So I give up this time.
I'll give up tonight.
Or maybe I might.
But just let me recite.
You all wrote your message on a kite,
And wove it up way high.
I will stop being uptight,
And will say without spite.
That I cannot write to save my life.
MLG420SwagMaster!Balloon Boy X Shrek Yaoi fanficIt was Jeremys 91@!st on the job and all of a sudden balon boyy cam an decided to make himself mlg pro, he changed his naym and ddddddddecideddddddddddddd to turn into Xxx_MLGBB_xxX Jeremy was in his office and bb was in the vent taking him by surprise, he was wearing a hat that said obey,and a shirt that had faze on it.. "Sup scrub i will rek yo fagut get shrekt son fight me irl 1v1 me m9 you aren't a part of faze get on my level sponsored by mountain dewritos®". At first he was confused but then out of somewhere or nowhere Shrek appeared out of nowhere. Jeremy was just shocked at this point. "What are you dong here you belong in a movie not my off-" He was suddenly interrupted as bb said omg i love you shrek you are love you are life. Shrek said in aMLG420SwagMaster!Balloon Boy X Shrek Yaoi fanfic5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
deep muscular stringy deep voice why would i associate with scrubs lol get out m10. Jeremy was just udderly confused at this point. He then said out loud. "I quir I'm done with this resteraunt i'm gonna get myself comuntiered. "I ca
They'll Need Four Planks 2 Crucify Spideytoo long deadThey'll Need Four Planks 2 Crucify Spidey2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
in life itself
2B of any crisis apparition use
sound of my name
ran out of space long time ago
morphined to pixie land
talk snaps off
and the dark dark rhythm eats into the infinite white
holy communion in reverse
on roof of mouth
when asked for my passport, i put a baby's grave stone on the counter
when all the thoughts blend into ......oh fuck!......im turning into a U2 song
An Otaku's AlphabetAnime is awesome but I hate it at the same timeAn Otaku's Alphabet1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Becoming a total weeb
Conventions and cosplay
Dubbed can suck
Hating certain characters
Infinite feel trips
Japan is heaven
K-Pop is beautiful
Lady Gaga isn't weird/unique compared to other artists
Manga and merchandise
No, it's not hentai
Obsessing over OTPs
Picking your favorite character on ep 2
Quitting a fandom isn't easy
Realizing the characters are fictional
Throwing Japanese into your vocabulary
Upset over deaths
Very angry over bad character development
Wanting to learn Japanese just to watch anime without subtitles
X-mas gifts are imported from Japan
Yaoi and yuri
Zs are rarely caught
Beleaguered A rather sloppy attempt at Light Poetry (while breaking the rules, as usual, and hiding out in Free Verse 8-D)Beleaguered1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
This is in absolutely no way meant to offend. I had a hilarious conversation with a multi-generational group of women, the other day. It made me laugh. Hopefully, the following will do the same for you:
(Alternately Titled: Not Everyone Enjoys The Same Relationship With Social Media)
She ofttimes said (with pride and glee), “Facebook is the Devil!”
Avoiding travels to the past —each reunion revel
Still, near-grown kids have a way of getting what they want
And, soon Old Mom had an account, ouvert par l'enfant
Thumbs up, babies; click the kitties; sports teams on parade
Faces befogged with time gone by; offense, she would evade
Friend-ing, Liking, Stalking? Dodging lunch date invitations
Game Grumps poemI take a pencilGame Grumps poem1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
I take a paper
put in on the desk
i add some salt
maybe a little oregano i says
dis is a good poem
i slap it around
i squish it
i crumple it up
Wool-Gathering...Suppose I could sail so endlessly far,Wool-Gathering...2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
traversing th' aetheric winds of eternal Space---
Fixed star to fixed star,
From Venus to Pluto and beyond, off to Antares
On an infinite pleasure voyage, alone
With my books and my cat, my favorite music
--oh, yeah! And a crew of three beauteous Amazons:
Blonde, brunette and redhead,
And one good-looking Elf-boy, just to keep things interesting
As we sail the stars for ever...
UntitledToo many fruit loopsUntitled1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
In dirty cereal bowl
Dishwashing can wait...
Dragon's Rage (Poetry)The most grim a tale a sailor could tell is that of a dragon's rage,Dragon's Rage (Poetry)1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Survivors are few and far between though it's happened for many an age,
'Tis said those who live are lucky,
And those who die may not be,
Though it's all the same to me,
Since those who die are not cursed with it's memory.
Naughty Nursery Rhymes #2Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.Naughty Nursery Rhymes #23 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Emotion to Literature: On Giving UpMaybe giving up is not as bad as they say.Emotion to Literature: On Giving Up3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
My giving up is of benevolence.
My giving up brings someone's comfort.
My presentation of weakness empowers someone.
My surrender is someone else's victory.
I make their day by giving up.
And, by giving up, I become the ultimate victor,
the giver of peace,
the provider of an innocent good,
the manufacturer of proud smiles.
I give up under the notion of pity and mercy.
In the end, I haven't given up anything.
In the end, I am the one with the proud smile.
In the end, I am at a greater peace.
I win by intentionally giving.
They lose by blindly receiving.
The Ramblings of a Girl with Curly HairHey,The Ramblings of a Girl with Curly Hair3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
You with the
You think my
Hair is pretty?
Do you want to swap?
Because I hate my hair.
You want to get a perm?
Think twice, honey.
I used to have
My body said
And my hair
Within a year.
I have the
On little blond
I leave the house,
I get a compliment.
It might be
On the little
To the laces
Of my converse,
If the ribs
On my necklace
(And the answer,
By the way,
If my hair
“Yeah, it is.”
What I don’t say,
Is how long
It took me
If anyone wants
What it’s like
Having a curly mane,
Just ask me.
I can’t dye my hair,
Because it won
IgnoranceInnocence is bliss...ignorance is just annoying.Ignorance2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Any rpg warriorWith a sword and with shieldAny rpg warrior1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
I make the enemies yield
Strength is my highest stat
Ever since I was a brat.
Defense is second to absorb all the attacks
Counter is a skill I leveled up fast
Berserk is a passive that uses my axe
With spells I am to slow to cast
I am the warrior in this party of five
I am the tank to help us survive
I draw the attack so others are saved
Many dangers have I alone braved
I am the warrior who is nothing more
My greatest strength is causing gore
I am favored hero of lore
But to be honest my attacks are a bore.
I take the least time to master
Much easier than a caster
Usually the only used command
Is to attck with whatever weapon is in hand.
Potato/potatoDried up shrivelled poop ---Potato/potato3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
--- sultanas. (Raisins)
MischiefIn the sweeping fields of grassMischief1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
A cunning creature trots,
Creeping silently among
The tall flaxen stalks.
For he would much rather
Play dirty than fair.
He'll untie their shoelaces
And jab at their shins,
Amused all the while
By the priceless looks
On their flustered faces.
He'll twist their socks,
Pelt them with rocks,
And bravely reveal himself
To tug at girls' frocks.
His menagerie of tricks
They cannot hope to defeat,
For he is too swift on the wing
And too nimble on his feet.
His soul is imbued with cunning,
And pure trickery flows in his veins.
Misguided are those
Who refuse to believe
That crows possess crafty brains.
UntitledRoses are red violets are blue, I'm 18 censorship so fuck you.😀😀😀Untitled1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Poem - I Survived SharknadoI Survived SharknadoPoem - I Survived Sharknado1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Poem for Day 207 – 20150726
I survived Sharknado,
the TV movie not the weather.
I survived Sharknado,
I'll tell the story to you.
My IQ has dived a dozen points,
my love of physics was skewed.
I'm a shell of my former self,
but I'm a survivor too.
Senior Shepard stood on the moon,
sharks crashed the space shuttle.
The White House was totaled
by a local shark torn monument.
There was nearly a sharkacane,
but our hero saved the day.
The space laser destroyed the beasts,
and in serial movie they will return.
I survived Sharknado,
an hour and a half went by,
I survived Sharknado,
with number four yet to come!
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