Words to Befuddle the Mind"You are a sad, strange little woman, and you have my pity," she says when I say "I don't get it"Words to Befuddle the Mind21 hours ago in Free Verse
The statement goes right over my head like the cow jumping over the moon
Many words spill out of her mouth and arc straight over my brain in that same manner
Although she seems to get amusement out of my confusion, like boggling my mind is some kind of game
"Why so serious?" She asks when I'm in the midst of a murky mood,
Thinking she's a sell-out comedian while slightly diminishing the murk
No matter the situation, whether the weather be fair or foul,
Priority one for her is finding new way to make me scratch my head
"All your base are belong to us," she says instead of "checkmate" whenever we partake in chess
Her entertainment from my confusion never fades, and she always has a card up her sleeve
I guess being raised on a small farm that housed no television makes me easy prey for her,
Since she's spent years of her life taking in all of the odd phrases she repeats to me
"You're too slow
Chat Noir's Flirty Puns Poetry 1Chat Noir:Chat Noir's Flirty Puns Poetry 119 hours ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Paw-tography is art
to cat-ture your purrr-fection
This tomcat is su-purrring
from your blue orbs reflection
Please do not reject me for I will be in cat-astrophe ฅ'ω'ฅ
Ladybug: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Penteando ideias...Penteando ideias...Penteando ideias...7 hours ago in Free Verse
Papel, caderno, caneta, caneca...
horas a fio com números, letras e demais símbolos misturados entre si
a ponto de se enroscarem à cabeleira.
Cansada, penso em os tirar mas depois olho-me no espelho
cheia de orgulho e motivação
Não é que caiu bem?
O estudo nos faz melhores, muda nosso penteado
se é que me entende...
Posso dizer, sem sombra de dúvida
que aquele professor no fundo és um bom cabeleireiro, afinal.
Não ligue para as minhas palavras
são apenas devaneios
de alguém preocupada com os cabelos.
A FNAF Fanfic #5! It's Me Part FiveA FNAF Fanfic #5!2 hours ago in Free Verse
I sat up in my bed and yawned. I clutched my bandages on my chest. "Boy this really DOES hurt...." I told myself. I got up and went into the kitchen and I saw something unusual. I saw a plate of bacon, eggs, sausage, a muffin, and some coffee. And it was still hot! There was a gift box next to it. Correction, there were SEVENTEEN gift boxes. I opened one and it had a top hat with a pink sash. It had a card on the box. "From... Freddy!?" I yelled. I opened another one with different smelling soaps. Bonnie. I wasn't sure why those gifts were here but did know one thing: Goldie made me breakfast.
I wasn't allowed to go to my job. Not when I was hurt like this. But NEEDED to go. I NEEDED to see Freddy and the rest of the gang. That night I got bored. "It's me." I said with a yawn. "Thank goodness you finally called me. I was actually about to come without you calling!" He said with a chuckle. I sleepily smiled back.
Burbank, CaliforniaBurbank, California (a parody of Hotel California)Burbank, California46 minutes ago in Songs & Lyrics
On the online super highway, websurfing and such.
Looking up Jay Leno, a man I adore so much.
Looking for his address on various sites.
In hopes of finding ways to contact him.
Contact the king of late night.
There I came across one link.
That I thought was rather swell.
And I was thinking to myself,
"Get Jay's address? Okay, i'll do that as well."
So I looked up his address and sent a letter to Jay.
My letter went flying all around the world.
And I just wanted to say.
Dear Jay who lives in Burbank, California.
What a lovely place (What a lovely place)
Just like his lovely face.
How I love Jay who lives in Burbank, California.
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find him there.
He probably thinks i'm twisted, like I have the bends.
Jay's got a lot of pretty fancy cars he shares with friends.
I waited and waited, a reply to my letter I didn't get.
But what if Jay thinks i'm insane? What if he did forget?
So I wrote him another.
[UNDERTALE] 'Snowdin Town' with Lyrics [Pacifist]Sans:[UNDERTALE] 'Snowdin Town' with Lyrics [Pacifist]18 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics
Hey there, kid!
Come on in, this is Snowdin Town,
Come on by when you're feeling down...
Some burgers for me and them,
It's on me!
Little treat from a friend!
(Nyeh heh heh heh!)
Want some puzzles? Here you go!
(Nyeh heh heh heh!)
But please don't mind all the snow,
(Nyeh heh heh heh, heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh heh!)
Why's it here? Don't really know...
Chances of bad times are nil,
You can have some fun at will,
So why don't you stay and chill?
Don't make me get on my knees!
All you do is lay around,
Or wander around town!
I've been working, so you know.
I've been getting so much done. (Papyrus: How much?)
A total skele-ton.
Forgive my brother, he just likes to pun...
But Pap, my jokes are loved by ev-e-ry-one!
But kid, do me a favour, help him smile,
Just humour his needs every once in a while!
Potatoes Potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES TACOPotatoes 5 hours ago in Free Verse
DemocratieParol impartim teren!Democratie6 hours ago in Free Verse
Suntem terrani anti-sistem
Cosmarul visului de-o ora,
Galgaim lapte cu miere(poliflora!)
Anti muzica colora,
Anti igiena inodora,
Anti tanti de la doi - ma rog:
Dam porcul din mana pe-un marait de inorog!
Vrem "panarame" in panorame(cu caracter patetic)
Dar chibzuit pictate!..academic...
Ologi la munca,homosexuali in beci,
"Suge-o Ramona" in biblioteci
Si nemti nationalisti la putere,
Religie,nu istorie..poate mici?(si bere!)
space loneSpace is the unending joy to the lonelyspace lone2 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
A void vast in the dark and unintended
And we fight with our tech and only for you
Let us to our demise in this war unending
In this cold vacuum strike our minds with knowledge
In a core of heat blow our hearts with fire
In a unknown universe you don't inknowledge
The existence of this war finds a way to cross fire
( This is going to get weird)
As we drift apart like stranded pomeranians
We scream in the soundless systems of space
When we search we are lonely and lost ukrainians
As a ukrainian pomeranian space race
Error after error and patton we won't get
As we care for all the things we set