The Sad Story of Doctor Cookie SnifflesprocketToontown, my home, is a wonderful place,The Sad Story of Doctor Cookie Snifflesprocket2 days ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
Filled with inventions that are incredibly hard to replace,
I should know because trust me, I have tried,
And this depressing tale just makes me want to cry,
I was young and naïve and my mind was clicking,
I wondered how my Laff Meter kept on ticking,
I asked others I knew about this strange device,
Doctor Surlee said the answer was not for meek little mice,
I squeaked to him "Please, I have a firm education."
He replied "Do not boast, I know this information,
The Laff Meter is your life and should not be tampered with."
I scoffed at him and told him "That story is just a myth."
I had been told my my mother when I was young,
"Take care of that Meter or it will be unsprung,
the gears will fall out all over the floor,
and the screws will roll out right under the door!"
This myth had been told from generation to generation,
But the answers I wanted were factual information.
So I set up a workbench in my little red estate,
And studied my L