Holding Back [Sugawara x Reader]Holding Back [Sugawara x Reader]19 hours ago in Humor More Like This
There it was, in all its magnificence. Even when the boys were practising, you couldn’t get your eyes off that splendorous view. The blonde beside you noticed your staring, and decided to ask about it.
“[Name]-chan?” Her voice tinged with genuine curiosity.
“Hm? What is it Hitoka?” You replied with your gaze focused on that sacred treasure.
“What are you looking at so intently?” Straight to the point. You stiffened a little, but acted as cool as possible.
“Well, you know. Seeing the boys practice entertains me.” It took you a lot of willpower to look at her. But that combined with your lame excuse could maybe fool her.
“But you’re not focused on the ball…”
You were lucky Shimizu was occupied discussing something with Takeda, she’d never let you live with that. You coughed a couple of times and decided to invent another pretext. Your cute underclassman was still innocent, she couldn
Corazon X Reader: Voice “_______, are you sure you can take on this task…?” Doflamingo questioned, looking you up and down carefully.Corazon X Reader: Voice18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Yes sir!” You nodded, standing up straight. Before you could add on to your response though, you cough harshly, keeling over forward slightly as you covered your mouth, ruining your posture.
Doflamingo narrowed his eyes behind his deep red shades, watching you with open curiosity. “I believe your condition tells me otherwise.” He inquired.
“Oh, no no! I’m fine really! Just a little cough is all! Something like that won’t slow me down. I’m only fending off a ship or two of rebels, right?” You insisted, standing upright again and brushing off your current condition like it was nothing.
“_______, you sure are one unbelievable person.” He sighed. “I can’t understand why som
Lab Partners Ace x Reader Part 3 AUBEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEPLab Partners Ace x Reader Part 3 AU13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You opened your window. "Hold your horses! I'm coming out!" You hollered.
...The honking stopped. You grabbed your bags and walked outside. Shanks opened the trunk and you threw your bags into the trunk of the large van. You took a pillow and a bag of things to keep you entertained with you. You opened the car door.
"Morning, (Y/N)." Thatch greeted.
"Morning," you greeted back and sat down. You buckled your seatbelt.
"Do you have your camera?" Marco asked. You showed the camera which you had clipped to a neck strap. "Then we're off-yoi!" The van swerved into the road. The car went back and forth. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to let him drive, let alone have a license?
"From the top!" Ace said. "A-one! A-two! A-one two three four!"
"NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEEEEER, TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, NINETY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!"
The van swerved haphazardly. You tr
Hetalia x reader - The Moments with You *Saturday*Hetalia x reader - The Moments with You *Saturday*12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
11:00-12:30 - Watch Football/Hockey with America and Canada
Knocking on the door that belonged to Alfred Jones and Matthew Williams, you catch your breath and wait for the door to open.
As if on cue Alfred opens the door and gives you a bone crushing hug.
“Hey there dude! You’re late what took you so long?” walking into the house Alfred bombards you with questions in till you hold your hand up quieting the boy.
“Well…how should I say this?” you took a seat and stared at the American. “First I was having tea with Arthur and he was trying to feed me one of his homemade scones. More like trying to kill me. So I threw it and broke a pot then I broke a tea cup and then I had to break his sugar bowl. And apparently they were part of a ‘valuable set’ so now I have to ‘pay’ for it and the way his eyebrows were moving I think he meant that… in…THAT way.” Taking a breath a cup of water was
Hetalia x child reader - Spell gone wrong Hetalia x child reader - Spell gone wrongHetalia x child reader - Spell gone wrong 13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
''Hey dudes, has anyone seen c/n or England,'' America shouted. All the countries shook their head and kept fighting.
''Strange, c/n-san doesn't get late like this,'' Japan said.
Soon the door flew opened. ''Sorry we're late but something happened,'' England said. ''[Sigh] ja it's fine England, vhere's c/n,'' Germany asked.
''oh...c/n she's well....,'' England begin. Then everyone heard crying. ''M-mister England,'' a small c/h hair child cried and ran to his leg.
''What's wrong love,'' he asked and kneeling down to her. Every countries were quite as they looked at the small child.
''I trip and hurt my knee,'' she cried. ''shh it's alright love, here let's get you an bandage,'' he said and grabbed something in his pocket and put it on her knee.
The child smiled. ''Thank you Mister England,'' she said. ''Your welcome c/n,'' he said and smiled back.
''C/N,'' Almost all the countries shouted. C/n started to cry. ''Look what you did you gits,
Truth AND Dare - Waitress Dress - Kuroko No BasukeTruth AND Dare - Waitress Dress - Kuroko No Basuke5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
[IT HAS A BIT OF SWEARING. TAIGA-CHAN, YOU KNOW... ]
"C'moooon, Taiga-chaaaaaan! You're the only one who can do it !" You whined, giving your best friend a begging adorable look. He looked around, avoiding your gaze.
"Don't try to buy me with that look, I won't do it!"
You sighed and pouted, looking at Tetsu-chan without Taiga noticing. You blinked at him, assuring him everything was going to be okay and he swallowed.
"But... we have a dare that only you can make, and if you don't play, no one will be able to do it." You cried a bit and touched his arm, trying to seduce him into it. "It's just a game. I never though you'd be afraid. Even Seijuro's playing..."
Kagami suddenly frowned and looked at you.
"What? Akashi's there?"
You nodded vigorously, looking hopefully at his red eyes.
"Yes, of course! He's not someone who runs away from a little game... unlike someone I know."
Kuroko sighed and crossed his arms. I turned around and pretended I was leaving. Kagami suddenly grabbe
Star Trek Chatroom (x Reader) - 1(y/n) has logged on.Star Trek Chatroom (x Reader) - 122 hours ago in Humor More Like This
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
Kirk has logged on.
(y/n): YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!
Kirk: What? Why? What's going on?
(y/n): BONES IS MAKING ME DO PAPERWORK
(y/n): PLEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!
Kirk: LOL you made that mistake when you decided to start working in Med Bay
(y/n): Dammit Jim
McCoy has logged on.
McCoy: (y/n) what are you doing?
McCoy has changed their name to Bones.
Bones: Dammit (y/n)! Change my name back!
(y/n): lol no
Bones: I need new friends
Chekov has logged on.
Kirk: Oh hey Chekov! What's up?
Chekov: You've got to help me!!
Chekov: Sulu's chasing after me! He's gonna kill me!
Kirk: Why? What did you do this time?
Chekov: Nothing! He thinks I stole his fencing equipment or something
Kirk: Oh shit
Kirk: This is bad
Bones: (y/n)... what did you do?
(y/n): What?! Nothing!
Kirk: Oh my gosh! You stole his fencing stuff!
(y/n): What?! No!
Normal (Soul Eater x Reader) part 7A few days later, when I opened my room door, I noticed a thin envelope on my floor. Someone must have slid it under the door. I dropped my backpack and shut the door, then walked to my bed to read the letter. It seemed that in death city people didn’t often use the technology I was familiar with; I tried to remember, in fact, if I’d even seen a phone yet. Anyway, a few nights back— on my second, or third night— I’d written a letter to my mother explaining what had happened and that I was fine.Normal (Soul Eater x Reader) part 717 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The letter could only be from her, I didn’t have anyone else to send me mail, and as I opened the envelope I felt extremely worried and scared. Sure, it wasn’t my fault that what had happened had happened. And sure, Mom was a lot more laid back those days then she used to be; but I was only supposed to be gone for like an hour. She must have been worried sick, and being a police officer she probably had everyone in the city looking for me.
So when I read
Living with Big Daddy Chapter 24Thrax: *sat in his room fiddling with his chain when he hears..*Living with Big Daddy Chapter 2420 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Ozzy: YOU WHAT!?
Thrax: Oh Joseph here it goes..
Ozzy: Where is the punk ass!
Rose: Babe calm down
Ozzy: Calm down? I AINT CALMIN NOTHING! *flings a chair across the room* UH UH NO ..OH NOO*kicks in Thrax's door* THE FUCK!
Thrax: You could knock
Ozzy: DONT PLAY DUMB YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Thrax: Well yea, i did and proud of it.
Ozzy: *stomps over to Thrax and pushes him out the bed*
Thrax: Look mang, I dont want to hurt you..
Ozzy: Hurt me? YOU ALL READY DID THAT MAN BY NAILIN MY GIRL!
Thrax: It was a mistake man
Ozzy: STUBBING YOUR MEMBRANE ON A TABLE IS A MISTAKE, THAT IS NOT A MISTAKE!
Thrax: *stood up* Look my fault, lets just stop this aight?
Ozzy: WHOSE THE SCARED LITTLE BITCH NOW?!
Thrax: *grabs Ozzy in a choke hold but not like choking him*
Ozzy: LET ME DOWN!
Thrax: ...look it was a drunken mistake aight i dont wanna fight you cause its pointless.
Ozzy: I KICKED YOUR ASS ON THE EYEBALL I CAN DO IT AGAIN!
Hetalia Allies X Reader: Bean-BoozledYou, Arthur, Francis, Ivan and Yao were at Alfred's place, (Sometimes you'd call him Al), sitting at the kitchen table. None of you had no idea why he called you over, but knowing him, it could be anything. Finally, he entered the kitchen carrying a small bowl.Hetalia Allies X Reader: Bean-Boozled20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Now then, I bet you guys are wondering why I called you all here." Al said as he approached the table. Everyone nodded. "Alright! Here ya go!" He placed the bowl in the centre of the table. Turns out, the bowl had jellybeans in it.
"You mean to say that the reason why you've called us here and wasted our time was because you wanted to give us bloody jellybeans?!" Arthur yelled at his brother. "Hey! There not just any kind of jellybeans!" Al retorted, "These just happen to be the most delicious, most awesomest, most best flavored jellybeans in the history of jellybeans!"
This caught your attention. Al knew that jellybeans were you favorite sweets in the world. And after hearing the these kind were the best, you had to try one! "
OUT OF THIN ED - a drabble"Zoom! Boop! Whee!" Ed was running around the playground, waving around one of his spaceship models. "Captain Mikhail Kalashnikov flies around space, killing evil aliens!" He lowered the toy, just a few inches from the ground. "Flying below the radars! Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew!"OUT OF THIN ED - a drabble17 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Suddenly, he froze in place, with very little regard to conservation of momentum. "Beep! Beep! Beep!" He lifted the model to his eye level. "The scanner shows a depraved space succubi from planet Flush is spying on me to devour my soul through the lips."
The boy moved the rocket away, only to see May standing in plain sight on the other side of the playground, giggling to herself.
"Initiate tactical withdrawal!" He pulled a grappling hook from out of his jacket and shot it sideways. "Aribederechi Roma, space demon!" The boy pressed a button, the rope went taut, and Ed was flung away, only to hit a tree about five yards from the starting point.
After a beat, May casually strolled to him. "...where did you g
Eggs~Eggs (A PrussiaxReader)~Eggs14 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Mornings were so peaceful: the quiet chirp of the birds, warm rays of sunshine floating through one's window, and the delectable smell of breakfast cooking wafting to one's nose. Yes, mornings were very peaceful.... Unless you lived with an albino and his pet bird. Then things would get ugly, especially if that albino woke up to the smell of eggs cooking.
Unfortunately for (Name), she didn't know of the unspoken rule regarding eggs in the Beilschmidt house. She had woken up early and decided to cook breakfast for her boyfriend and his brother. Once she had gotten up, showered, and put on an oversized sweater and jeans, she padded down the stairs and into the kitchen, pulling a frying pan and a carton of eggs. Cracking open one, two, three large eggs, she poured the yoke and the whites into the already greased pan, making sure to not get any shell mixed in. (Name) then threw out the shells and pushed the food around, scrambling them to perfection.
Youtuber and Actor Adventures! (x Reader) Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) -Youtuber and Actor Adventures! (x Reader)22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Do it! Go on!" you urged.
There was an old man exercising in front of Dan's house, and he seemed to be making up all of his exercises.
He was currently doing some kind of hip thrusting that looked like he was humping the bench.
In all honesty, it was probably the funniest thing you'd ever seen.
Dan stopped laughing long enough to choke a "What? Never!"
You'd dared him to walk up to the man and join him.
You even had your phone on on video.
"Pleaseee," you begged, now crying from the hilarity of it all, "do it for Youtube!"
He couldn't argue with that now could he?
Tyler Oakley -
"You're my spirit animal, Tyler."
"Gurl, I knowww," he murmured distractedly.
Earlier that day, you'd teased him about how he'd never be able to beat the shit out of the Rainbow Road.
And since then he'd been at it for hours.
"No... no... NOOOOO FUUUUCK!" he screamed as he lost for the millionth time that day.
After smirking at his failure, you insisted on goin
Meeting The 7D Part 42 Chapter 3 Part 22Spider Man his team and Willow and Arianna head you to the mission Willow and Arianna turned into hawks and flew as they headed out Arianna and Willow where really excited that when they flew they cut Spider Man's web and almost made him fall to the groundMeeting The 7D Part 42 Chapter 3 Part 221 day ago in Humor More Like This
Spider Man: ahhhhhhhhh
Willow: uh oh
Spider Man: *uses his web to get back up and keep from falling*that was close
Willow: yeah sorry
Spider Man: it's fine
Nova: *laughs*oh man that was so funny
Spider Man: shut it bucket head
Nova: what's wrong webs you mad becaues you almost became a street pizza?
Power Man: dude knock it off
Arianna/Willow: *turn in to dragons*
Spider Man: that's why
Nova: okay i'll stop
Arianna/Willow: *turn back into hawks*good
Spider Man: ah what's wrong bucket head scared of girls
Nova: oh yeah well at least i wasn't almost killed by them
Arianna/Willow: *shake there heads*
Der Fels der es ins Rollen brachte. (Teil 1)"Und ihr beiden seid sicher dass ihr den Laden so allein für eine ganze Woche am laufen halten könnt?"Der Fels der es ins Rollen brachte. (Teil 1)4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Klar Mrs Cake! Ich hab ja tatkräftige Unterstützung!" bei diesen Worten zog sie einen gewissen aschgrauen Hengst an sich heran, dem bei dem plötzlichen Ruck die Luft wegblieb, und mit einem "UFF!" an ihrere Schulter landete. Meine Wenigkeit, Streiben.
"Das ist ja gerade das was mir so Sorgen berei-" begann Mr Cake, aber Pinkie schob die beiden bereits zur Tür hinaus.
Keine Sorge, wir packen das wie ein planloser Plantagen-Packesel beim Picknick!!
Nicht verwunderlich dass Mr. Cake einen Moment innehielt um den Satz zu begreifen. "Oookaaay? Gut ihr zwei, ihr wisst ja, morgens um 4 die Brötchen ... blabla..."
"Schon klar, ihr verpasst noch den Zug!"
Pinkie war wie immer erpicht darauf, möglichst schnell "Cakefreie Bude" zu haben wie sie es nannte. Da die beiden Zwillinge bei Fluttershy untergebracht wurden, war es dieses mal aber etwas ganz besond
Rin x Levi - Language problems... (GIFT FIC)Rin x Levi - Language problems... (GIFT FIC)22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
This one is for one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world!
Go check her out, she makes fics too! ^u^
"And then i was like, what do you MEAN we're out of ketchup?! Then she gives me lip and-" Hope was sorry, but she had to cut off Rins little rant...
"Rin, honey. Don't you think it's kind of uncalled for to say things like that to someone?... Because they used the last of the ketchup?..." Hope asked, making Rin furrow her brows.
"Of course it's not!! I had to eat without ketchup! And that b*tch knows for a FACT that i can't eat any kind of meat without ketchup." Rin shouted.
"Oh, dear... Could we not use language like that?... Please?.." Hope asked politely.
"Hey Hope!! Valentine's getting in another fight with Connie!" Misery yelled from afar.
"WHAT?!? THAT B*TCH! I'M GONNA GO TEACH HER THAT SHE CAN'T JUST START FIGHTS!!" Hope
Advanced #6 (Verax + Akuma) III“You have got to be kidding me,” groans Akuma.Advanced #6 (Verax + Akuma) III20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“This is so not my fault!” yelps Verax. “I didn’t do anything!”
“The lack of action can sometimes be just as destructive if not more so than the action itself.”
“Don’t get cryptic with me!” hisses the vampire. “I take no responsibility for this.”
In the distance, a fireman yells: “ruddy humanoids leaving their stove on and burning the apartment down!”
The fallen angel stares at his colleague with a quirked brow.
“You were saying?”
“I’m sure loads of people left their stoves on. You can’t prove it was me,” he replies defiantly.
“Source of the fire is the fourth room along, second floor!” continues the fireman.
Akuma continues to stare with the same fixed expression.
“There are two ‘fourth’ rooms on the second floor,” insists Verax.
“Which one?” yells
TFP: Cheer up already!TFP: Cheer up already!20 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The warm sun that was giving her nice warmth, dissapeared behind a bay of dark sinister clouds as they started to shed drops of water. In just moments, the land around her is coverd with puddles and mud, Mindy feels her clothes stick to her as they drip drops of water. She looks up as she watches the drops of water continue to pour mercilesly down from the sky and onto her face, soaking her more as if she was benieth a waterfall.
Optimus? The brunette looks ahead of her ready to greet her friend, only to suddenly witness an image that she could only wish to never see. Her eyes widen in shock and terror as she witnesses her five robotic friends lying on the ground, each of them with a pool of energon, their own blood, beneath them. Suddenly, a roar of a eerie laugh fills the air as Mindy immediately recognizes the voice that was laughing. Her body freezes in true fear as she slowly gathers her courage and finally turns around to face the figure that she feared the mo
The color of the dress [sanageyama uzu x reader]It was the most controversial topic of the year. This... thing was everywhere. But the question was... what are the true colors of the dress?The color of the dress [sanageyama uzu x reader]15 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You rushed over to your boyfriend, Sanageyama, while tripping over your feet just to reach him. You held the phone in front of his face.
"What colors does this dress have?! Tell me!" You shouted. He squinted at the picture and took a few seconds to observe the picture.
"Obviously it's black and blue right?" He asked. You groaned loudly and you shoved the phone in front of his face again.
"It's white and gold! I swear it is!" You shouted.
"No are you colorblind? It's obviously blue and black!"
"White and gold!"
"Blue and black!" He bit his lips.
"IT'S WHITE AND GOLD YOU STUPID KONYAKKU OBSESSED MONKEY!"
His eye twitched. The face of his was getting red from anger.
"Oh you wanna GO?" He shouted.
"HELL YEAH I WANNA GO!" You shouted back. The two of you held each other wrists and wrestled. There were plenty of battle cries during the wrestling.
Human! FNAF/ Doctor Who x Reader Part 8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Human! FNAF/ Doctor Who x Reader Part 817 hours ago in Humor More Like This
I gasped before, swiftly changing back into human form and lunging in front of the Doctor, blocking Rose’s attack. The force of the attack hit me hard, knocking me through a nearby wall. I stumbled to my feet before lunging again, this time at Rose. I knocked her to the ground, forcing her to painfully switch back into human form.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Doctor’s POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! Is this really my shy, gentle, y/n that I left her so many months ago? I scooted backwards across the floor only to bump into something. I turned around and gasped, scrambling to my feet. I looked in front of me and saw 18 colorful humans. Several of them looked similar, which intrigued me. I turned around and saw y/n and the other girl fighting viciously.
Mirror World Theater Special: SM vs. DS*It was still the dead of night, and Tiem had made his way to the Dreamstalk. He began to climb his way down. His eyes were glowing red as he began quickly descending the Dreamstalk.*Mirror World Theater Special: SM vs. DS22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Tiem: *thinking "No way am I going through that over again!"
*As Tiem made his way down the Dreamstalk, blue-tipped vines began shooting out; upon being caught by the vines, Tiem began to struggle violently as something within his mind snapped.*
Tiem: WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! WAH-
*Suddenly, Tiem froze in horror as a vine stung him in the back, relaxing his muscles; fading into view by way of a blue heart glyph, the ethereal queen slowly floated towards the still-horrified man. She faded away one moment, only to appear right up in his face the next. His heart was pounding as his breathing turned erratic as the queen's spirit wrapped her hands around him as she pressed her chest against his. He didn't seem like he was going anywhere.*
Soul of Sectonia: Fancy meeting
TheRunawayGuys face their creations!! Part 15From the outside’s point of viewTheRunawayGuys face their creations!! Part 151 day ago in Humor More Like This
The military, along with all the other cast of characters (Jon, Tim, Reese, Jake, Josh, those other medieval guys), were all looking at the strange sight that was right above them. Yeah sure, the giant mothership would be strange to anyone. But a giant mothership that was exploding while it was rotating while the military was attacking it wasn’t something you usually see every day…
Even with all of this, Jon just had to smirk at the sight of it all, “well whattaya know? Steve was actually good for something after all.”
Back on the mothership
Steve was still running towards where all the aliens were running — away from the explosions coming from behind them — when they all reached the escape pods. The commander of the aliens was the doing exactly what he was good at while at the same time doing what every commander was doing…
running ahead of the pack while at the same time pushing all
TFP RandomnessStarscream wasn’t looking, so I went up behind him and starting kicking him in the foot. “JET JUDO!”TFP Randomness13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Why you little-” I ran off before he could catch me. I noticed Shockwave was working on some more synthetic energon. Instead of tipping over the vat, I started to chug the energon inside of it, much to Shockwave’s horror. “Hehe this stuff is pretty good!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What does it look like? I’m binging on Synth En!”
“STOP! WHO KNOWS WHAT IT WILL DO TO A HUMAN!”
“Who cares?” I finished drinking the entire vat. At first nothing happened, then I began to feel an energy boost. A BIG one. I started running around the nemesis at hyperspeed, shouting. “HEYEVERYONELOOKATMEI’MSOFASTWHEEYOUCAN’TCATCHMEBECAUSEYOU’RESOOSLOW!” They all looked down at me, freaked out. My eyes were all green, and they were glowing. “YAHOO THIS IS AWESOME BEYOND WORDS!