10 Ways To Annoy China10 ways to annoy China10 Ways To Annoy China4 years ago in Sketches
1. Type in "Rochu" on DeviantArt and wait for his reaction
2. Tell him everyone thinks he's a girl
3. Say "aru" at the end of every sentence
4. Cut off his ponytail
5. Tape a Shinatty-chan doll on the ceiling and wait for him to wake up
6. Paint 3 extra eyebrows over each of his eyebrows and wait for him to wake up
7. Replace all his clothes with a dress
8. Tell him he's going crazy because he's the only one who sees the dragon
9. Act like South Korea
10. Invite Russia over to his house
Reader x ZacharieYou opened the door to your room and sighed. Throwing your (bag color) bookbag onto the floor next to your bed stand, you flopped onto your bed, face-first into the pillow. It had been a shitty, awful week and today was no exception. You had Semester finals for (least favorite class), and you were certain that you failed it. You had also just gone through the pain of a break up. The spineless ass had the nerve to text it over you, only giving a few lines;Reader x Zacharie2 years ago in Sketches
i think u need ur space
im dating sum1 else anyway
You sighed, on the verge of tears. Your phone made its signature (Notification sound), causing you to look up. You expected it to the that poor excuse for a human, but to your surprise it was your friend, Zacharie. You blushed at his name. You've always had a thing for him. You always thought he was nice and friendly, as he was the first one you became friends with since you moved here. You picked up your phone and read the text;
Heard what happened.
a princess and a king shadamya princess and a king shadamy5 years ago in Sketches
Once upon a time...
there was a beautiful princess named amy rose. princess rose,as most called her
, could turn the head of any boy.not just because of her beautiful face but because of her
curves,manners,and beautiful hair. but one certain king named shadow was making sure she would not
fall in love with any other so, she would only turn to him for love. but most didn't know the secret of
what he really was,a vampire seeking love, amazingly he didn't want blood,but craved love since he first saw 'her'.
since then he vowed to protect her even if it kills him in the process.
But,Princess Rose had other men in mind. one certin king named sonic atracted her attention one day.
but he didn't see her or else he would of fallen for her instantly.A ball was to be held in honor of her birthday.
all the kings and queens from evrey land will be there.
"jane what should i wear to it?" amy questoined her siste
JohnKat Fic 2Your name is John Egbert, and you are currently ordering pizza. It's not just for any occasion either. It's movie night!JohnKat Fic 23 years ago in Sketches
You thank the girl from the pizzeria and hang up the phone, spinning around towards your boyfriend.
"Okay. We've got half an hour to pick out a movie. Any suggestions?" You skip over towards where he's sitting on the couch.
Karkat looks up at you, expression thoughtful. The troll's black hair is slightly disheveled and his clothes rumpled. He's wearing a plain black t-shirt with gray skinny jeans in the smallest size for men, but still too big. He refuses to wear anything smaller, saying that a grown troll shouldn't be wearing "wriggler clothing". It's pretty hard to buy clothes for Karkat, with his small frame, and he hardly likes any of the clothes you buy him except for the black or gray ones.
"We could watch The Notebook." He suggests innocently, glancing up at you through thick eyelashes.
You sigh. "Karkat, we watched that yesterday. Besides, don't you think we
GermanyxReader- Not so bad after allGermanyxReader- Not so bad after all3 years ago in Sketches
You tapped the spoon on the kitchen counter. You just learned how to make pasta from Italy and you wanted to make some for Germany. So you were at his house, waiting for the pasta to be done with. You gave a heavy sigh. It was taking so long, it didn't take this long when you were at Italy's house.
Germany was next to you, staring at the pot where the pasta was. He turned his head to see you there with a bored expression on your face. He gave a small smile. He thought it was funny when you were bored. Then you were bound to do something reckless, so he decided to keep an eye on you.
You stood up and looked around the kitchen to find something to entertain you until the pasta was ready. You couldn't find anything sadly, Germany's kitchen was dull and boring, nothing to do. "Hey Germany!!" You said waving both your arms back and forth.
"Hm? What is it ________?" He asked, looking up at you with his blue serious eyes. You walked up to him and messed up his hair, laughing. "W-why would you
Popular!GermanyXChubby!ReaderPopular!GermanyXChubby!Reader3 years ago in Sketches
Your first day of high school, Exited and nervous you stare at the front door. You have no idea what the people will be like, compared to middle school. People have made fun of you for your bigger appearance. You have been bullied all your life but you are very loving and kind, people just don't see past your appearance. You slowly walk in hoping people won't make fun of you. You never really liked girly clothes, so you just usually wear t-shirts and pants.
It is a medium sized school, but there is only one middle school and high school so everybody knows each other. You go to your first class and people look at you while you walk down the hall. You feel uncomfortable and go into the classroom. You sit down with nothing with you, because it's the first day of class.
You look and watch the people that come into the classroom and can immediately tell whos popular and who are not. No one sits at the table you chose to sit at, so you're alone at the table.
Imaginary LoveHer eyes were glazed over and I could see the universe reflected in them as she stared up at the sky in its darkest hour. Her dark blue eyes looked almost black in the near pitch darkness and the pattern of her dress was getting lost in the grass. I could just make out the pearly shine of drying tears on her face as I tried to think back to the moment when they first fell. There was no change in her heart beat, I know because I almost fell asleep to the rhythmic beating nor did her breathing change as I felt every inhale and exhale as I rested my head on her chest.Imaginary Love3 years ago in Sketches
As if reading my mind her soft voice broke through the silence that was steadily growing louder as morning approached. "I'm happy," she said "so happy that all I can do is cry." I didn't know what to say so I said nothing as I could feel my heart swell with love and pride. The shy, lonely girl I met 2 years ago was now a strong independent young lady.
I heard her take a deep breath as we watched the first layer of the night
Luke's TG episode 2Luke's TG episode 24 years ago in Sketches
Luke's TG episode 2 :- Im going through changes.
After the relaxing bathe on the beach I decided it was time I went home, so I got on the bus and went to my house and was shocked to find a notice on the frontdoor saying:
This isnt your house anymore you have been relocated to a new address, been given a new name and your old life no longer exists anymore yours tgtech.
after reading the note I was ready to cry but stopped when I found a key with another letter beside it, this letter read:
dear Luke sorry to hear about you losing everything in your life this house is temporary accomidation for all 15 of us we will see you soon from the survivors.
after reading this I felt some hope but was confused by them saying "temporary" why is it temporary and why are the other 14 survivors helping me but I didnt care I was tired and just wanted to rest, so I went to the new address to find a beautiful house, as I walked up to the front door I heard a voice shout I'll be down now, when the door open
recovery .:Canada x Reader:.Sadly you find yourself at a local pub sighing you put lower your head on your hands "god help me" you have been suffering with a big hole in your heart from a recent break-up. Sighing again you take another sip from the beer you had been holding for a while; tears role down your face as you grit your teeth from the horrible pain. Half finished with the beer a small white bear walks up to you and sits next to you "who are you?" the bear said calmly, looking at the bear with saoked eyes you just thought to your self 'danm im already drunk? What's in this beer?' holding up the beer you looked at it carefully and the bear just calmly got off and spoke again "bye." and walked off to a table. Watching him walk to the table you think again 'what a bear ." but you see the bear go into the hands of another man who had been depressed as well, you just decided to go back to sulking, hoping to pass out soon . But the curiosity is killing you 'who is that guy? Why does he have a bear?' yrecovery .:Canada x Reader:.4 years ago in Sketches
I'm Spiderman *Epilouge* (Peter Parker x Reader)I'm Spiderman *Epilogue*I'm Spiderman *Epilouge* (Peter Parker x Reader)2 years ago in Sketches
(Peter x Reader)
"So, how are things?" You asked Peter, looking over at him.
"Well, I think things are good. Other than the fact I almost got killed yestereday.." He told you, adding a smirk. "Just because I'm Spiderman, makes this stuff happen. You can't freak out when I tell you."
Letting out a small laugh, you shook you're head. "Do you think I'm stupid? I know this stuff for a fact. Peter, I was there when a villian attacked. I almost got killed, remember?" You questioned. "Or did you get hit to hard in your head this time?"
"Oh shut it you. If we don't hurry, we're going to be late. So come on." He said, standing up.
Shaking you're head, you watched him. "I'm not going down the way I came up.." You warned.
"It's not that bad of a drop. I'll be holding onto you." He said, holding out a hand to you. "I would never drop you."
You knew he was right in that, but you were still slightly afraid. Peter wanted to be nice and show you a great view of the city. But t
The rubber shopThe rubber shop5 years ago in Sketches
The shop owner told her to wait while he retrieved the latex boots she ordered.
*Please do not touch anything.* He said before going.
Despite his warning, Caroll could not take her eyes of the amazing suit hanging right next to her.
She resisted the temptation and waited for about 10 minutes. But her patience grew heavy.
*Have you found my boots yet?*
No response. She took another look at the suit. The zipper, open, left the shiny interior exposed. It felt like it was begging to be used. A suit of this quality would be very expensive, she tough. She might never have such an opportunity again.
*Hello !!!* Still no response.
*Oh... What the hell...* in no time, she undressed herself and grabbed the flask of body-lotion on the counter.
*Strange... What is that doing on the counter ? It seems a bit too convenient* But she had no time to think. There was little time before the owner would come back, and she did not want to get caught naked.
She used the oil, and sinked in the rubber suit. H
Stephano's Mission Chapter one: PEWDIE YOU IDIOT!"AHH! PEWDIE YOU IDIOT!" I yelled, rubbing the new wound on my head. "Sorry Stephano. Hey look laudnanananananananan Sing it with me Stephano!" I sung it dully "Ladnananananan" After that he found the machine room key. That's when the moaning started...The bro came out of no where and was chasing us! Pewdie was squeezing me to hard for me to change into my human form. I screamed "LEFT! YOU IDIOT!" he just wailed like a little girl and dropped me. He desperately tried to get the key when the bro captured him and ran off! I was to weak to react in time from Pewdie squeezing me so hard and dropping me. I'm used to it but for some reason I was weaker...I blacked out.Stephano's Mission Chapter one: PEWDIE YOU IDIOT!3 years ago in Sketches
I woke up in a room. Next to me a lantern and a note. I changed into my human form and read the note.
Your precious Pewdiepie is with us now! You know what we want Stephano. And you will give it to us if you want Pewdie alive.
Your old friends,
I made a dissatisfied face and sighed. I l
Giroro x Reader - I Loved HerYou were Natsumi and Fuyuki's cousin where your home just got a serious earthquake which made your houses and your neighbors' houses being destroyed. But luckily, you lived alone and none of your neighbors nor you were injured in the disaster.Giroro x Reader - I Loved Her3 years ago in Sketches
So after you tell everything to Natsumi, she said that it'd be better if you move to her house.
You reached Kyoto-shi, where your two cousins live in. You had never met Natsumi and Fuyuki for a long time and had only communicate through electronic gadgets. But, hey, this time you got a chance of meeting them! And guess what?! You stayed with them now! "It feels so great here.." You murmured and took a deep breath.
"(Some of Your Favorite Song's Lyrics)~~~" Your cellphone rang. "Hello??" You called and came booming Natsumi's voice yelling. "STUPID FROG!! STOP BEING ANNOYING AND QUICKLY DO YOUR JOB!!" And also, you can hear other voices..which you've never heard of before. "Why, Natsumi? Do I look like a frog to you??" You asked in a hurt tone
Gumball X Reader Chap 5Gumball was thrown against the plush bedding, gasping as the girl grabbed both his wrists to pin above his head. She straddled his hips and kissed him with a fierce passion. Gumball was a little surprised by this, he had never thought that sweet, innocent _____ would be this... passionate. But something still felt odd, he wasn't feeling the same spark he had felt when he had kissed those perfect lips the first time and his stomach was twisting in all sorts of knots. He pulled away from her with a nervous smile as he said to her, "Hey, maybe we can do something else for a while?"Gumball X Reader Chap 52 years ago in Sketches
She looked at him with hurt eyes, "But I thought you liked me..."
"I-I do!" He stuttered, "I just have a lot of ex--" Apparently she didn't care about that, she just firmly planted her lips against his once more and the twisted feeling returned. Mentally, Gumball sighed. Maybe his love was misdirected?
"Hey Cake, what should we do today?" Fionna asked her feline friend as she jumped from rock to rock.
Guess Who! Alphonse x ReaderGuess Who! Alphonse x Reader2 years ago in Sketches
“Hold still, ___!” Winry exclaimed as she placed a blindfold over your eyes. You squirmed around a bit, not liking having your eyes covered. You didn’t know why you were being blindfolded, but you couldn’t really argue with Winry, she always won.
“Winry, this feels weird. I can’t see,” you said as Winry pushed you forward. You didn’t know where she was leading you or why, she just somehow managed to get you to play along without giving any kind of explanation. “Ahhh!” You exclaimed, taking a step and almost falling somewhere.
“Careful, don’t fall down the steps!” Winry laughed as she continued to help guide you down the steps.
Finally, you were down the steps and Winry stopped you. You felt a cool breeze hit you, causing a chill to go down your spine. Winry must have taken you outside, but why would she do that? She didn’t need to blindfold you to get you to go outside!
“Can I take my blindfold of
Soul Calibur Ivy tickles NatsuSoul Calibur Ivy tickles Natsu3 years ago in Sketches
An Asian girl with light ginger-blonde hair with a curious hairstyle consisting of multiple ponytails on the back of her head bears a shiny pink hair-clip decoration with feathers. She also bears pink sword's handles as well as scabbards with pink stones. Here scarlet bodysuit with long sleeves dawn over her body as well as some armor on her arms and hips. There is a red bandage tied to her right thigh and a feather motif repeated on the back of her greaves. Ther are strings with shiny pink beads attached to her waist as she dawns red socks going above her ankle yet it stops below the knee. She has a falcon like theme with her outfit as people glance at the strange girl. She seems to be a bit agitated but calm... or lax- too lax.
"Even if I wandered away from Leixia... I think I'll be fine..." she mutters to herself stretching her arms out as if she was tired. She was not really. She seems to be acting as if she was tired. To be honest, she was acting lazy due to her... nature. This fe
kyle X reader South park four~(anime)(or not)kyle X reader South park four~2 years ago in Sketches
Kyle Looked at the others then back at you then he smiled warmly. "Better then sitting on the couch and eating chips like fat ass." Kyle and you chuckled then looked at the others. "So guys what you want to do?" Kenny looked at him with an 'are you a retard face' Then he looked at you. You felt a cold sweat. "KENNY! Don't be so Perverted!" With that the the boy looked away mumbling something you couldn't hear. You sighed a bit and placed your head onto Kyle's shoulder yawning. "A-Are you tired?" Kyle asked blushing a lot.
"Yeah it was a long drive from (wyl) To South Park that's all." You said smiling at him warmly. You hugged him blushing a whole lot.
Of course someone ruined the moment. "Kyle!" The boy called Stan yelled with happiness in his voice. "You got a Girl friend!" He said making you let go of Kyle making your face redder.
Kyle could only stare in shock of what he said. "Um Stan. I just met her today. I would rather want to get to know her better then just ge
Imma Bee FicTransformers AnimatedImma Bee Fic3 years ago in Sketches
[This fanfiction was inspired by Jazzthetiger and the amazing comic they have posted on DeviantArt.com. This Fic takes place when a newly transformed Bumblebee had just escaped from Blackaracnidia's lab and is flying back towards the city.]
The force of the impact had disoriented him somewhat, but still he kept going. His flight path swerved from side to side from both dizziness and the small bits of glass that were shifting around in his new fur and around the base of his new wings. Yet he ignored all of this as he kept pushing him new body further and further over the canopy of the trees as he gained more and more lift. His antenna twitched with the smell of pines and grass changing to the smell of open water and cool crisp air. However, despite how pleasing the scents were in comparison to the damp, choking smell of the hidden laboratory he had just escaped from, he couldn't get past the adrenaline rush that fueled his flight respo
Request 9 - Renji -You rolled on the floor, clutching your sides as you looked at the poor man lying down on the hospital bed in front of you. He growled, sending the worst of profanities at you as you mocked him.Request 9 - Renji -4 years ago in Sketches
"Seriously Renji-san," you said, wiping the tears that had gathered in the corner of your eyes away with one hand as you leaned up on one elbow, stretching out your legs in front of you. "Why go to the hospital for this?" He sat up from his laid down position on the bed to growl and glare at you.
"Well because otherwise this body would bleed to death! I mean I know that in my Shinigami form I can't die from blood loss, but this body can!" He gestured towards himself with his thumb, jabbing it at his chest. You giggled again.
"Yes, but you're not going to die from blood loss with this," you gestured towards his 'fatal wound'. "I think you clearly forgot what being a human is, Renji-san. How long have you been a Shinigami for?" He frowned, and you knew he was trying to mental
Hetalia x Reader PrologueYou had always been different, never quite fitting in. It wasn't that you didn't try however, it was more like people wouldn't let you. It was always because of little things, like actually enjoying P.E or the fact you still wore long sleeves and trousers in the summer, that made you stick out like a sore thumb. It wasn't your fault that you liked P.E, especially dodgeball, because it helped to vent your anger towards your stepdad. As for the long clothes in summer, you didn't have a choice, it was all you could do to hide the scars and it was all because of your stepdad that you even had scars in the first place.Hetalia x Reader Prologue3 years ago in Sketches
When your mother left, your stepdad became a major alcoholic. He'd stay out till the early hours of the morning and go straight to bed, not getting up till just after you got home. That was when all hell broke loose as he'd still be hungover and highly aggressive, lashing out at you with whatever he could reach. The most recent incident made you realise just how much your lif
Kid x readerKid x reader2 years ago in Sketches
You were with your meister, Carter you told him to wait at your next class because you forgot your notebook .
I was walking fast so i was not looking where I was going. I bumped into someone and I fell kinda. I looked up to see a cute guy with three stripes on his head. I blushed at the scene of him until I said " I-I'm sorry I wasn't looking where I was going" I said twirling a piece of hair around my finger " it's ok by the way I'm death the kid lord death's son but you can call me kid" he smiled at me " I'm ____ it's nice to meet you kid" I smiled back. " well I'll see you later ___" he said and left . "Wow" I said then went to Carter " hey what took you so long?" Asked Carter " sorry I bumped into someone" I said " ok" he said
I walked in class talking to Liz and Patty about ___ until I saw ____ and this guy. I felt so angry about that, the way he made her laugh. Why was I so mad we just met. " hey Kid, you ok, you seem ma
Male!Applejack x Reader : Books are heavy"Stupid Dusk.... giving me all these books to study. Today! I can't finish this..." You grumbled, stumbling every now and then, and then stabling the pile of books you were balancing. You had just came back from visiting your good friend Duskshine at his library, and he had given you a years worth of reading. TILL tomorrow. Dusk could do that, but you defiantly could NOT. You were also having a hard time carrying those books, which made you very unstable and clumsy.Male!Applejack x Reader : Books are heavy3 years ago in Sketches
Suddenly, your shoe hit a rock. crap. "HIIIIYAAA!!!" You screamed as you and those books came crashing down. well, at least those books did. You, on the other hand, had something supporting your waist and hips, and you landed on something softer than dirt ground.
"Careful there, sugar cube." A man's voice rung in your ears as you looked up at the kind face of your neighbor, Applejack.
You smiled, and blushed. "Hey.... sorry for dropping in...." You laughed.
"At least you didn't hurt yourself." He smiled back, an
Flappy Bird - KarkatXReaderHEY FUCKASS. IM COMING OVER.Flappy Bird - KarkatXReader2 years ago in Sketches
You blink as a sudden thunderous knocking comes hammering down the door, “It’s open?” You croak, voice broken in fact that you haven’t used it for anything other then shouting at the game.
“[Name]?” Comes the throaty call of your friend Karkat. “In here.” You cough, opening the game again and beginning to play, “Come help me beat my highscore.”
“[Name]. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING? WE HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN TWO FUCKING WEEKS! EVER SINCE SOLLUX TOLD YOU TO DOWNLOAD A SHITTY GAME AND YOU WENT HOME! WHAT THE EVER LOVING BULGE SUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
“Fuck KK you made me die.” You growl as you hunch into your blankets, the biting cold outside attacking your bare shoulders. “And close the goddamned door.”
He slams it, making you jump and fumble helplessly as your phone slips, you toss it between your hands for a minute before catching it and bringing it t