The Disrespectoids and the new Restaurant(we begin our story with Joan receiving an invitation in the mail.)The Disrespectoids and the new Restaurant13 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Joan: what's this? "Dear Joan, you're invited to my birthday party at a brand new restaurant. we'll have food, fun, & a good time. signed your best friend. Anya? *squeals*
(Joan's squeals attracted the Disrespectoids.)
The Disrespectoids: what is(h) it Mama?
Joan: *surprised* oh! i'm sorry, my little Disrespectoids. it's just that, my friend Anya invited me to her birthday party.
The Disrespectoids: oh wow. may we come to? pleas(h)e?
Joan: oh, I'm sorry. but Anya invited me.
The Disrespectoids *sadly*: we unders(h)tand Mama.
Joan: *hugs them* don't worry, maybe next time you'll be invited.
(That evening Joan went to the new restaurant/birthday party, while The Disrespectoids were feeling bored. while watching TV, The Disrespectoids heard about the new restaurant.)
The Disrespectoids: let's(h) go to this new restaurant, & have some fun.
(The Disrespectoids get to the back of th
The Secratary So after a 100% truthfully honest talk with Dr. Fugal, the man of the office, I managed to secure my place as secretary of Fugal Oral care. I was introduces to my big curving desk, where I sat at a nice cushioned office chair. I had a computer, and a big calendar with each month of the Gregorian year, I moved the phone at my desk over and placed my new thermos down were it had been. After a good fifteen minutes of letting my new work place soak in I remembered that I had absolutely no idea what a receptionist did. Turning to my new computer I search secretary on Gooble and I was already reconsidering my choices. Apparently I was "a person (usually a female) whose work consists of supporting management" and whose duties consist of "cleaning or any task asked of her employer" so far it didn't sound like the most luxurious job, but I did like organization and I usually clean my house every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, so I thought I could manage. My kryptonite lay towards the end of theThe Secratary 1 day ago in Sketches More Like This
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Shadi and Brocktree came back. Ismene didn't.
Dulutar: "YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ISMENE?!"
Brocktree: "WHO THE F*$K ARE YOU, MAGGOT?"
Breena: "Where's Ismene?!"
Cassi: "Oh lord..."
Vance: "PLEASE, REFRAIN YOURSELF."
Dulutar: "Tell this Goliath scum if Ismene's not returned I'll--"
Cassi: "He's FRIENDLY. ...Relatively so, anyways."
Brocktree: "Me?! You attacked me! I was SAVING this dragon."
Breena: "He's FRIENDLY?"
*Kendall: "When the hells did this happen?"
*Remember the halfling who'd stolen Ismene's bracers? He redeemed himself by helping the main party free the Halfling Kingdom, and was invited to come to Faldor with them.
Archer: "...OH YEAH, that guy!"
Cassi: "Yes. He separated from us an age ago before you three joined us.
Potentia joining the house ^^ “Hello.”Potentia joining the house ^^16 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Both of them jumped in surprise as they heard the voice. Victor took his knife as he turned to the owner of the voice as Violett took the kettle filled with hot water and turned to face her enemy. To their surprise the owner of the voice was a young girl, around 12 years old. She looked panicked as she closed her face with her hands like a scared child. She had silver hair and golden eyes which contrasted with her purple thorn clothes.
“Who the hell are you? How did you get in?” Victor demanded as he took a step towards the scared little girl standing beside the kitchen door. “I locked the door and all windows. Answer me if you value your life.” He pointed the knife at the girl.
“Let’s not be hasty, Victor.” said C as she held Victor from his other arm. “She looks confused too.” S
Joan talks about the DisrespectoidsBobblehead FredJoan talks about the Disrespectoids15 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Fred, is the leader of the Disrespectoids.
Louie, He can be hard at times but he's still a nice boy.
Whoopee, the sounds she makes are musical.
Chuck the Clucker
Chuck, The leader of Betty and Harry.
Boing Boing Betty
Betty, My littlest one.
Harry, When is he going to look where's he going?
Luna, she reminds me of the days at the circus.
Stewie, I wish I could understand him.
Sandy, she makes the best sand castles whenever we go to the beach.
Moe, He's a great swimmer.
BobbySue, I wish they could get along with each other.
Peggy, I just hope no one gets to eat her.
Donny, My, how did he get so big?
Salvation and Destruction- An Argument RPSalvation and Destruction- An Argument RP1 day ago in Sketches More Like This
The adventurers are making their way through the Underdark, still on the search for those stolen relics, when they come across a fork in the tunnels. One appears to lead to a dead end, while the other shows signs of village life.
Dulutar: "I say we go right. Villagers might help us. If not, just beat them dead."
Ismene: "Well, let's get to it. If anything, what we're looking for should be there anyway."
The party continues to move along, until they are forced to stop just short of the sight before them. An entire massacred village of Drow. Bodies seem to be littered all over the area.
Ismene: "Oh, sh*t."
Aewyn brings her hands to her mouth.
Dulutar: "Hey, someone beat us to it."
Aewyn smacks the back of Dulutar's head.
Aewyn: "Have some respect for the dead."
Fred's Nightmare(We go to the Disrespectoids house on a stormy night were we see all the Disrespectoids asleep with there Mama Joan then Bobblehead Fred's legs began moving then he slips and hits his head on the floor causing him to wake up)Fred's Nightmare15 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Fred: ouch, *gets up, scratches his butt and looks around* everyone else is asleep better sneak out to get some grub for myself...
(Fred goes to the kitchen but trips and bowls straight to the table and get's back up and pauses to hear if it woke anyone)
Fred: other's still asleep, now to get food *opens the fridge and takes a cheese stick* i eat cheese OK?
(As Fred starts eating his cheese, Whoopee Cushner wakes up noticing Fred isn't at her side and gets up groggy and walks to the kitchen to see her sweetie having a midnight snack)
Fred: *sees Whoopee* Whoopie Pie, what are you doing up?
Whoopee: you weren't with me you were snacking on a cheese stick
Fred: URP...sorry Whoopie Pie, let's go back to bed
(Later, Fred and Whoopee were asleep in Joan's room with the
The Second Three's and the Orphan(it was a quiet day at the Disrespectoids house, when The Second Three heard a knock on the door they saw nothing)The Second Three's and the Orphan15 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Chuck: prank door knock.
(so The Second Three went back to watching TV, when there's a louder knock on the door.)
Betty: all right, all right we're coming.
(So The Second Three went to open the door, but all they saw was a basket with a note on it the note said "please take care of my little bundle of joy".)
Chuck: bundle of joy?
Betty: at our houshe?
(The Second Three picked up the basket & bring it to Joan.)
Joan: oh, where did this come from?
Betty: we found it on the front porch.
Harry: the note dosen't say who it from.
Chuck: & since you take care of us, we figured you could help us out.
Joan: well, I'll try my best. now, let's take a look at you. *Joan opens the blanket & sees 10 kitties, 7 mixed fur colors, 1 pure red, 1 black, & 1 blonde & she puts the basket down, so the second three can look at them.*
Chuck: so, you're R
Stuffin and Brusin(We see the Second Three watching T.V. when they see a T.V. AD for the a new restaurant)Stuffin and Brusin13 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
The Second Three: A Kids Only Restaurant?, we need to see that!
(Later...The Second Three are going into the back of a restaurant when they get in they saw a bunch of chefs fixing food the three then hides and waits for the chefs to leave so they can check the food)
Chuck: finally, any longer & i mightn't become roast chicken.
(the second three looked at the biggest bowl of spaghetti & Chuck and Harry were in heaven)
Chuck & Harry: Let's Chow down! *so the mutant boys started to eat the food.*
Betty: Chuck and Harry, not ushing there brainsh...*goes back into hiding* i rather hide then watch Chuck and Harry get shick...
(in the dining room there were tons of kids at tables where there are big bowls of spaghetti and meatballs and some of the kids were tucking into the bowls)
kid 1: let's eat.
the others: uh-huh.
(The Kids starts eating the Spaghetti, back in the kitch
Bittersweet Epilogue- DnD RPBittersweet Epilogue- DnD RP1 day ago in Sketches More Like This
King Heron has just been defeated. He is lying face-up on the ground, with Vance standing over him, the lich king's phylactery in his hand.
Vance: "You're finished!"
Cassi: "F*$k you! Shut up!"
Vondal: "There's been enough waiting."
Heron shoots a light beam of purple energy from his chest, connecting him to Vance.
Heron: "I've bound our souls together!"
Heron: "If you're sending me back to hell, I'm taking you with me!"
Ismene: "Vance! Don't do it! W-we could imprison him somewhere! O-or something! This is NOT an option!"
Vance turns to the party and back to Heron.
Heron: "Heh, that's right! You know you don't have the strength."
Ismene: "LISTEN TO ME!"
Vance clutches the phylactery tightly.
Ismene: "THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!"
Vondal: "... Do it
Ismene's Ridiculous Resume (Part IV)Ismene's Ridiculous Resume (Part IV)1 day ago in Sketches More Like This
A FORWARD OF SORTS
One thing to note is that this is no fancy essay detailing the complete life and times of Ismene and her friends. At best, it's an informal synopsis of my experiences with her in the games that I had joined, the kind of people she met, and the events that helped shape her into the person she is today. Admittedly, not every detail of her story has been included, but the few things that were either left out or just briefly covered, was only cut in this manner because said events more involved other characters than Ismene, herself. The D&D group I played with was a tiny, few-person community completely outside of dA. As it is, I don't feel fully comfortable sharing too much information about characters that don't even belong to me, hence most of the focus here being on Ismene. All the same, if you had been curious about my first ever Dungeons&Dragons character, I hope you enjoy the re
What a Commotion(We go to the Disrespectoid house at 5:23 a.m., where everyone is asleep & as they were sleeping, something loud woke them up.)What a Commotion15 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
The Disrespectoids: *goes outside in there sleepwear* what was that?
Chuck: it doesn't look like it storming.
Betty: & there'sh no party around our house.
Harry: *yawns* let's go back to sleep.
(so the Distespectoids went back to sleep., until...the loud noise came back and this time it woke everyone in the Doid's neighborhood up)
Everyone in the Doid's neighborhood: what was that?! *so they head outside, looked around, but couldn't find the source of the noise until the noise is heard again*
Everyone & The Disrespectoids: what is going on?!
(they head outside, found out that they all heard the same loud noise, & need to do something about it.)
Lemmy Cooper: how are you going to solve this problem?
Iggy Cooper: follow me.
(they both headed for Iggy's room & Iggy pulled out 1 of his inventions, which can find the source of the loud
Haggling With Fists- DnD RPHaggling With Fists- DnD RP1 day ago in Sketches More Like This
The good news was, the Orc King's army was more than willing to teach the adventurers their ways of combat. The bad news? The tuition was ridiculously high.
The good news? They were open to haggling.
The bad news? Said haggling was traditionally done through a fist fight, and Dulutar was all too willing to take on the Orc general. Thankfully, Ismene knew better than to trust a GM's character to get anything good done, so she insisted that she would participate in the challenge instead.
Ismene: "I've handled a lot of sh*t."
Ismene steps forward to face the orc soldier, bracing herself.
Orc Soldier/Bork: "Without our armor."
Ismene: "... Fine."
Ismene takes off her armor then, leaving a white cloth shirt underneath. She removes everything except for the leather skirt, seeing as fist fights ten
Mafia AU: MinaA/N: WARNING: MAFIA GIRL MINA IS PROVEN TO BE A HORRIBLE PERSON IN THIS ONE. THAT IS ALL. ALSO A BIT OF SPARKLIX SPOILERS. This happens around 4 weeks after Mafia Ties 32. Like, after all those months. DANG.Mafia AU: Mina15 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Clara slammed Mina clean off her chair right into the wall. "You lied."
Mina shook her head as many times as possible, trying to send a message.
"First of all, you can talk." Clara growled. "Don't give me any faces, Madeline's kept tabs on you, and I know for a fact you opened your mouth once and you can talk."
Mina panicked and blinked as she gave the most scariest face possible at the floor.
Clara, finally getting a little bit braver, didn't even flinch. "You know, thanks to that weirdo girl who likes messing with buttons, I figured out exactly who you are working for. You managed to save your sorry life for a god damn year but you KNOW nobody hides from anyone forever.
Stupid Short Stories Volume 4Story 31: HiStupid Short Stories Volume 411 hours ago in Sketches More Like This
Story 32: Snape Wins
Miraha: So that means we’re out of players, get ready for Wolf tag
Snape: *Grabs Miraha by her shirt and throws her up in the air, jumps up and karate chops Miraha’s back* Tag!
Miraha: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Falls on the sand*
Snape: Snape wins
Story 33: Boop.
Archie: boop *touches noses with Loki*
Loki: GAH! YOU WILL REMOVE THAT THIS INSTANT!
Story 34: Peridot x Loki
Peridot: Baby let your hair down
Loki: *takes off his helmet and flips his hair*
Peridot: Let me run my fingers through it *runs her fingers through Loki’s hair but pulls on a tangle*
Story 35: Aww
Miraha: Your nickname is “Cutie pie”
Story 36: Mondays!
Lapis: What do you think about Mondays?
Loki: Well, let me put it this way. Saturday, Sunday, Monday
Thor: *runs and trips over a wire*
Story 37: Oh No!
Lakia: Everyone’s here! Batman, Superman, Shrek, …Car? Oh No!
Story 38: Is it wins or