AlcoholicYour tux is the colorAlcoholic1 year ago in Free Verse
of a coal miner’s face
after a long, hard day of work-
something you’ve never
had to experience
yet you talk as though
you’re just as worn out;
your trivial chit-chat
is turning syrupy with every sip,
although your sentences
aren’t getting any sweeter
you grab another glass
of the effervescent liquid,
hoping the sea of people
will turn to black dust,
and it will be dark enough
for you to fall asleep
as you walk tipsily to the bathroom,
the overpaid opera singer
belts her last high note- a bit too high;
your crystal glass shatters
into a thousand pieces
And with it, you shatter too.
The Little Things She Noticed At The AltarHis tuxedo's cuffs were frayed; worn.The Little Things She Noticed At The Altar4 years ago in Free Verse
Labour with TwinsLabour with Twins3 years ago in Short Stories
Labour with Twins
WARNING: This story contains male pregnancy, female pregnancy, minor language, and extremely descriptive, if not graphic, labour and birthing scenes. If you are not a fan of any of these subjects, than I would prefer if you not comment on my story, just to start flame wars and explain to the world how certain things, like mpreg, are disgusting and sinful. That is only your opinion, and there are some people that actually enjoy things like this, so please keep your opinions to yourself.
Since they were born, both Mistoffolees and Victoria had experienced everything with each other. Facing exile once the tribe found out that they were the offspring of the infamous Macavity, being adopted and raised by Bustopher Jones, and now, they were both mated to two toms that they were madly in love with, Victoria to Plato and Mistoffolees to Tugger. What really caught them off guard was when they both revealed to each other that they were pregnant. Misto wa
Hotel FinchlyIHotel Finchly4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes
The alarm wakes me. Brutal slamming screeching infernal creature. Forcing my eyelids apart. Forcing reality back in. Tearing me away from a frightful peace.
The drapes had not been drawn over the expansive window last night and blue-grey morning creeps into the room like San Francisco fog. An analogue of the aftermath of a personal tragedy. Over the horizon of my pillow the search beacon of the lighthouse down the breakwater swims about in fixed linear rotation. The slow motion explosions of light tolling for lost souls.
I sit up on the edge of the bed, the sheets and blankets now cold against my thighs. Stare through the red wine glaze over my eyes. Through the cinema-scape window. The parking lot and street outside are dead, bathed in shallow mist. I rub my face slowly and breathe.
There is no coffee in this place. A well-worn Mr. Coffee sits upon the Formica table, lonesome for the packets of single serve ground coffee that are nowhere to be seen.
The neon light above the bathroom
You know you love me. (Tenth DoctorX Reader)You know you love me. (Tenth DoctorX Reader)1 year ago in Romance
"Doctorrrrrrr" You groaned laying on the floor of the TARDIS.
"Yes (Y/n)?" He asked walking into the room. You noticed he had a tux on.
“Oooooo fancy~!” You said sitting up.
He smirked and leaned on the railing of the stairs. “What’s wrong?”
"I'm bored! But I don't feel like running from danger...."
"Would you rather die?” He asked chuckling.
You laughed. “No. Let me rephrase that. I don’t feel like getting in trouble and having to run because something is trying to kill us.”
“Say, how about going to the 1800's? They have great balls. And-”
You cut him off by giggling madly and he rolled his eyes. “G-Great balls?” You managed to gasp still giggling.
“The dresses from that period are nice." He finished. “Honestly (Y/n) you’re such a child sometimes.”
You got up and grabbed his hands pulling him once around the control board. “Yeah but you know you love me” You said tea
Capture - PoMTitle: CaptureCapture - PoM5 years ago in Short Stories
Fandom: Penguins of Madagascar
Characters: Titular Penguins, Hans the Puffin, Dr. Blowhole,
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'll give them back clean and de-humanized when I'm done, mm-kay?
Warnings: Humanized, slightly strong language, violence, threats, slash? I think?
Word Count: 2287
Author's note: And for the first time in forever, I've decided to mosey into the world of fan fiction. God only knows how this is going to turn out.
Blearily opening his eyes, Rico noted the cage. Well, not exactly a cage, more like a cell. Several of them. And he was inside one of them. He gingerly ran a hand down his face, noting the large bump on his left temple. Did somebody get the plates of that bus? His pained musings were broken by a hacking cough in the cell next to his. Private!
"I'm glad you've finally joined us, Rico. Welcome back to the land of the living." It was Kowalski. Rico tried to rasp something in reply, but his battered vocal cords refused to
TimberClipse Competition Results:Zev wasn't nostalgic, anyone who was of tension or because they behold ego, awesomeness and path allegro. Path Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Allons-y Void checks the castle for gold, blocks, fraud and diamonds, because Mungo the monkeys said so.TimberClipse Competition Results:4 years ago in Settings
Why, bananas hoping to see Destiny completely deviate poop from the fridge. The lemurs decided to jump into a pit of well-fermented beans and chocolate during the winter months. Rabbits bounced beans at the turtles and lemurs. When they infinitely saw extermination on the mushroom field after the sunset exploded elegantly into insanity, however they're the dark abys of sah-nah-tah-ahn-ah.
Again, night time. Fine maidens but I didn't believe an epiphany so nobody came home sanctified. When darkness whispered sarcastically acrylic secrets into the distance. A giant stumbled into town. He carried unbelievable amounts of chocolate which melted and were sticky. The true giant never noticed that he pooped rainbows online.
First Draft"Students, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Our very own Vladimir has passed away." The teacher said.First Draft5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Henry almost laughed, Vlad wasn't dead and he knew it as did Otis, but he wasn't going to blow cover. The class grew silent. Henry thanked his amazing acting skills and passed through the school counting the minutes until the school day was over. He'd be going with Vlad, and Otis for some kind of practice, Otis had never said what. Oh, and Kaori was going too. The girl who Otis had brought into his home, along with her drudge, and introduced to Vlad and Henry. They'd clicked almost immediately. Yes, the five of them would leave for Europe today, and Henry couldn't be more excited.
The last bell rang and Henry was the first to make a break for the door. By the time he got to Vlad's house he could hardly wait his stuff was packed and waiting next to Vlad's bed. His parents thought he'd be going on a trip to visit Vlad's extended family in Romania. Yeah, right. Vlad, on
PoM - Moments 6Title: Moments 6PoM - Moments 65 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes
Fandom: Penguins of Madagascar
Characters: Skipper, Rico, Kowalski, Private, Hans, Amarillo Kidd
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'll give them back clean and de-humanized when I'm done, mm-kay?
Warnings: AU, Humanized, violence, threats, slash (kinda blatant, actually.),
Author's note: This turned out to be my most blatantly slashy chapter yet. Fans of Slash, enjoy! Not-fans...uh... skip 52, 53, 57, 58 and move on?
51 Instant (Superhero!AU)
Whoever he was, he looked like a younger version of Dr. D, with the addition of goggles to block others from seeing his eyes. Bombardier had a faint feeling of recognition, almost like he should know the young man in the black lab coat. He even fought in a similar manner to a hero Bombardier once knew.
While Captain and Mr. Tux were fighting the Danish nut, Bomb managed to get a drop on the villain in front of him. Straddling the struggling man, Bomb grabbed the goggles. The villain instantly stilled, fearful of the
Top 5 Worst Animated SistersThe Top 5 Worst Animated SistersTop 5 Worst Animated Sisters5 years ago in Short Stories
'Tux' -Fullmetal Alchemist Story-'Tux' -Fullmetal Alchemist Story-4 years ago in Short Stories
Edward walked out of the dressing room and stood in front of me.
"Well?" He pressed when I didn't say anything "What do you think?"
Edward was standing there looking well, hot. Okay, smoking hot. I was helping him pick a tux for a formal military reunion he had to attend to, and though at first I thought it would be the most boring thing ever, being here looking at Ed in that tux was totally worth it.
Suddenly I remembered that he had asked me a question. And I still hadn't said a word. I blushed. God, I probably have looked like an idiot standing there staring at him.
"Wow Um " I had to close my eyes to clear my head and smiled "Y-you look really great on it".
He blushed. Aw he looked so cute when he did that "Really?" he said "Well, it's done then".
"Yeah yeah" I agreed turning around as he walked back to the dressing room.
"God Okay Winry, caaalm down. It's over now" I said trying to calm myself down.
Breathe in. breathe out.
Suddenly, I felt two s
The TuxA few days after the grils got their dresses, Seth took Jeff, ben, Liu, and Havoc out to get fitted for tux's. The while entire way, Jeff did absolutly nothing but complain.The Tux2 years ago in Humor
" I am not wearing a damn tux!" The killer complained. Havoc laughed. Seth, however, remained cross.
" jeff, you are not going to wear your hoodie to a wedding, especially not mine!" Seth said. Jeff grumbled under his breath. When they were at the tailor's, Jeff did even more complaining.
" I'll look like a fucking morticioner in one of these!" He said.
" Wierd, I honestly thought you'd be happy about that." Seth said, while the tailo
The Tale of Tux n Tails 01Ponyville was a sunny, happy place. It wasn't without its problems, but no matter what happened, its residents seemed to be able to work things out. That was exactly why Tux n Tails was drawn there; his home town in Hoofton wasn't a very happy place for him.The Tale of Tux n Tails 013 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
He was a tall, dark grey Pegasus stallion with a salt-and-pepper mane and tail and four matching socks. His passions were numerous: making music, writing and telling stories, romance and chivalry, and kindness toward his fellow pony. The only problem with this was that his flank was blank. In Hoofton, most ponies got their cutie marks early on, and some didn't get theirs until they were grown, but it seemed that nopony else was a blankflank, especially this late in life.
So one day he left Hoofton behind and struck out on his own. He needed a place where he could fit in, a place where ponies would accept him for who he was.
The journey to Ponyville was long, even taking the train. He used the days to write music, to write stories a
Rippin' the TuxRippin’ the Tux By the RRRREAL CORN MANRippin' the Tux2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
It was the day of the dance held every year for the students to get to know one another (OK YOU JUST KNOW THIS WILL LEAD TO TROUBLE). Mondo was standing in the middle of his room, as his older brother, Daiya, wrapped sport’s tape over Mondo’s waist. “I’m not kidding, Mondo. If you but rip this tuxedo, You’re going to get the beating of a lifetime.” Mondo laughed, “I’m not making any promises on that, bro.” Daiya slapped Mondo’s six pack playfully and grinned. “That’s what I expected.” He continued wrapping the tape all over Mondo. His arms, legs, and his chest were wrapped tightly and securely with the tape, to the point where Mondo couldn’t even move. “Perfect!” Daiya shouted, grabbing the apparel he was forcing his little brother to wear to the dance. He began dressing Mondo like a doll, laughing when he couldn’t get the sleeve up Mondo
All Dolled Up...And how we look upon deaf eyesAll Dolled Up...6 years ago in Other
and shine light to their broken retinas hoping it reflects
and gives them distinct humanity which they lack
and then, when it goes through ghosted pupils and bounces off the lids
we see simple sugars melding at the core
and conjoining with the simplicities
of a life with no complication of choice in development.
Hold they till they feel the color on their skin
and taste it on their
heightened tongue for them to understand
in a higher way
than their cross-eyed counterparts who relapse upon and
inject poison into empty veins,
The Crazy Man in the Tux James looked down on me. "Would you like to dance?" He gracefully put his palm out in front of me.The Crazy Man in the Tux3 years ago in Short Stories
I raised my eyebrows. "To this? Really?" The song playing in the background wasn't one young people were really keen on.
"Of course! Why not?" His twinkling eyes shined down at me. "Come! We can be the life of the party!"
I looked around at the rest of the party-goers. All over fifty. All sitting down.
"I'm not sure anybody else here could be the life of the party."
He chuckled at my sarcasm. "We could be a good example for those old folks. You know you want to."
I laughed at the empty dance floor.
"Fine," he said. "Don't join me."
He walked over the wooden dance floor all by himself and began to dance.
Kate the Hedgehog's BiographyKate the Hedgehog's Biography2 years ago in General Fiction
Full Name: Kate “Rose” the Hedgehog
Nicknames: Kate (preferred), Carrot Top (by Knuckles), Katy (by Rouge), Rose #2 (by Amy), Rosebud (by her mother, Rochelle [deceased])
DOB: May 15th
Zodiac Sign: Taurus http://www.psychicguild.com/horoscopes_zodiac.php?sign=Taurus
Birth Place: A village in the mountains somewhere in an unknown region of Mobius
Occupation: Traveling the world/Climbing mountains/Doing physically challenging activities
Alignment: Chaotic Good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Chaotic_Good
Description: She is an orange hedgehog with pink eyes outlined by thick black eyelashes and highlights (kinda like Silver’s), white chest fur, three distinguished quill
Percy Jackson and Annabeth 17Percy Jackson and Annabeth 176 years ago in Teen
I looked over at the Annabeth, then the goddess standing in the middle of the field. Demeter was standing in the middle of the field cursing at the ground trying to make wheat appear. She looked over at me smiled then the smile turned to a frown when she looked down at her ungrown plants! "Umm...Ok!?" Annabeth said. We both bowed and walked away. "What do you think that was about?" She shrugged. When we got to the big house I smiled. The room was killed with balloons. Mr.D was the DJ playing "Blame it on the Alcohol". I looked at Annabeth grabbed her then pulled her onto the dance floor. We started dancing until I saw Clarisse run stage. She whispered something in Mr.D's ear. "Apparently we need to play a idiotic song for Ms.Chase and Peter Johnson!" Suddenly they started playing I'm Blue by Eiffel65. I started laughing. I blushed as the spotlight shone on Annabeth and I. She was laughing. Clarisse punched my arm. "Now dance with her kelp-for-brains!" I smiled "Thanks Pork-chop!" she s
Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?9 months ago in Short Stories
HELLO, IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
Written by Diane N. Tran
Peter Jason Quill, better known as the Legendary Star-Lord, if mostly to himself, laced and looped his velvet bow-tie in the glassy reflection of the window with one hand, as he tapped a few key buttons to check the autopilot was functioning properly, careful not to wake the AI, with the other. His small but speedy little M-ship, Bad Boy — he didn't name it, but he might as well have called it that anyway — was to rendezvous with the homeship of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but it would be several hours until then.
Right now, it's all about him and his girlfriend.
The word sounded strange and foreign upon his tongue: Girrrrllllfffrieendd!
He's never had one. A serious one, specifically. Sure, he's had the meaningless one-night stands in every port and dive, hundreds of times, from here to Knowhere, for years and years; but nothing l
Roses and SwordsRose petals fallen sword falling from handRoses and Swords7 years ago in Free Verse
Death into the land we fly
Time passes for no one
Love stops midnight comes
Darkness and power flows
Rain falls hard against white torn skin red
As we cry and say goodbye
We pray the world heals once more
Small golden orbs fall to the future
To make right once more
what has been wrought unprovoked
So then we hope that no more swords will be used
in the fight for life, roses still will fly
The Frilly, Pink DressOkay so the title doestn really make since OH WELL!! just read it this is , i think, the best damn think ive ever written sooooooooooooo yea. Sorry for all the typos.The Frilly, Pink Dress9 years ago in Fan Fiction
"Please Hokage-sama!! Please tell us the story!! Tell us the storys of how you and Sasuke-kun got together!!!" said one of the many acadmy students jumping up and down. Naruto laughed and scruffled the small girl's hair. "Well Sasuke, feel like telling the storys again?" he asked turning to his lover, who was dressed in his ANBU Black leader clothing excpet for the mask, who currently was standing behind him. "Well..." he drugg out teasinly. "PLEASE SASUKE-KUN!!" the small class said. "Why not." he finally aggred. "Well then, I'll start." Naruto said nuzzling into Sasuke's neck. "Fine Fine" Sasuke said hugging him as Naruto begun their story. (This is a flash back sort of thing...)
"Ugh........" 12 year old Naruto though as he walked out his door. Today in the acadmy, they were starting their Sex Ed unit. As if
Theme Prompt - Formal“I can’t believe how much this cost,” John grumbled, plucking at the lapel of his suit. His bow tie was hanging from his neck. After the third try at tying the damn thing, he’d given up. Sherlock, of course, looked impeccable in his black tux, the black bow tie neatly tied at his throat.Theme Prompt - Formal2 years ago in Short Stories
“Come now, John, it’s Mycroft’s and Greg’s wedding,” Sherlock replied, shaking his head. “Much as my brother annoys me, we couldn’t go looking less than our best.”
John walked further into the living room, stopping at Sherlock’s side. He scowled at the mirror, self-consciously adjusting the coat again. He’d never worn anything this fancy before, hadn’t had a need or the money to be able to buy a tux like this. He watched Sherlock fiddle with his cuffs, the glinting of diamond and silver catching his eye in the mirror. Even the cufflinks cost more than John made at the clinic in a month. He twisted one wrist, scowl
Yo no te lo pedireYo no te lo pediréYo no te lo pedire2 years ago in Short Stories
El General del parche emitió un suave suspiro al salir de su oficina aquella noche, estirando el cuerpo firmemente, hasta que sus huesos tronaron y sus músculos se tensaron hasta dolerle, para finalmente relajarlos y soltarlos lentamente, con la finalidad de eliminar el estrés que se había ganado luego de varias horas de estar sentado e inclinado revisando los reportes enviado por sus compañeros y unidades bajo su cargo.
Bostezo ampliamente, cerrando la puerta detrás de él y dirigiéndose a las afuera del Consejo, dispuesto a descansar a su iglú y pasar un rato de descanso, o al menos eso esperaba en tanto Akiak no comenzara con sus ideas de verlo deshacerse en pereza en vez de entrenar o hacer algo más importante.
O peor aún, terminar limpiando el piso que había dejado limpio antes de salir… aún tenía que seguir trabajando en ese aspecto de “ll