Brother! Prussia X Reader- Reddit's Better!You smiled when you saw you had ten new deviant watch messages. You click on one and begin reading it. Your brother, Gilbert, decides to pop in and looks over your shoulder at the reader insert you’re reading.Brother! Prussia X Reader- Reddit's Better!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Watcha reading?” You groan in annoyance. “Go away Gilbert.” School was bad enough today without your annoying brother bugging you. All you wanted to do was read your Hetalia reader inserts in peace.
“Geez schwester just wanted to see what you were doing.” He walks towards the door of your bedroom. You sigh in relief. Finally, peace and quiet.
“Reddit’s better.” You spin around in your chair to face your brother. “What did you say?” He grins. “I said, ‘Reddit’s better’.” He waves his phone, where the Reddit homepage shines mockingly at you.
You get up and stomp over to your brother. “Take that back!” You growl. Gilbert shakes his head. “Nope, Reddit is better!
PERSONAL CATASTROPHE AND PROBABLE SOLUTIONSYour life is headed for a disastrous end.PERSONAL CATASTROPHE AND PROBABLE SOLUTIONS2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everyone will die.
That is a fact.
You will die.
Your friends will die.
Everyone you know will die.
These are indisputable facts.
Your body will break down and crash in one way or another.
Your heart will stop.
Your brain synapses will cease firing.
100% guaranteed termination.
You and everyone you know has less than 122 years left.
The oldest person alive was 122.
Oldest person alive now is 115.
Death should be your number one enemy.
Do not accept it.
Do not welcome it.
The question is - are you willing to extend, improve your life and the lives of those you love?
Why haven't you done it yet? Do you think it's impossible?
Flying for us was impossible until airplanes were built.
Now, the question is- how do we stop the personal catastrophe of death?
The logical answer is - science!
We can slow death down using modern medicine, and we can stop and reverse some accidental causes of death.
Aging is one cause that we cannot currentl
The Rotted Man (Nightmare!England x Child!Reader)The Rotted Man (Nightmare!England x Child!Reader)1 year ago in Horror More Like This
Author's Note: The poem is a bit gory. So please read with caution
When I was a child of only three
The Rotted man came for me
late one night from my open door
he slowly crept across the floor
Your hands fumbled with a stuffed rabbit toy. Its furry face staring right back at you as you sat up in bed. Mommy and daddy were fighting again. It was the fifth time this week. You covered your ears and closed your eyes, blocking out the screaming and the yelling. But, it was no use. Daddy's yell was loud, and it reached your ears through your little hands. You began to sniffle and let the tears roll down your precious face.
A tall, dark figure walked in. He was a man with shaggy blonde hair and dull-green eyes. Without a word, he stood in front of you, smirking.
he took me by the hand and said
I’ll save you from this life of dread
we left the house in the early morn
and took his carriage of blackened thorn
we rode for hours through thick dense
Matt x Reader .:.Valentines Day.:.Matt x Reader .:.Valentines Day.:.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Happy Valentine's Day
Matt x Reader
You were playing Alice: Madness Returns and you were trying to find a faster way to beat the doll when your boyfriend, Matt, came and stood in your way. You paused the game and looked at him. "Still trying to beat the game, ______?" You sighed.
"Yea. I only have one rose left and I already spent my Hysteria on it. Stupid Colossal Ruin " You mumbled the last part.
"Well I was going to tell you that I had to go get some stuff today. I'll be
Romano x Reader x Italy - Valentine's Day Kissing.As the day turned night, the sky was filled with blasts of vibrant colors. Everybody from around the world came to see this moment; the Valentine’s Day fireworks social. Every year, they decide to host the social around the world. Last year was in New York City while this year it took place in Rome, Italy. (Name) decided to take two of her closest friends; Feliciano and Lovino Vargas.Romano x Reader x Italy - Valentine's Day Kissing.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Lovino denied the invitation at first when Feliciano told him to go. Once he heard (Name) was the one who asked for both of them to go, he immediately changed his mind. Feliciano always knew Lovino had developed romantic feelings for (Name). Watching his brother love struck, he too started to grow a small crush for the lovely mistress. Both knew they each liked her. They never complained about it. (Name) was truly irresistible for the two brothers. They weren’t scared of asking her out, no. They weren't even afraid if she rejects them both.
They were both scared she would choose one over the o
2P! America x Reader - Fear Of The Dark2P! America x Reader - Fear Of The Dark2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Afraid of the dark?
A crash of thunder caused her to sit up quickly in bed. [e/c] orbs wide, and heart racing. Her once sound sleep was disturbed by the storm outside, and the terrifying feeling of being watched. Her eyes swept across the room, a brief flash of lightning illuminated the room.
From what she could tell, everything was normal. Looking around once more, she noticed her closet door was open. Frowning, she tried to remember if she did in fact close it or not. Shrugging the thought off, she tossed her sheets to the side and got out of bed.
A loud crack of thunder rang and the young female stared at the window. She wasn't scared, just unamused at the fact that such a thing woke her. With a sigh, she slowly walked over to the closet.
A low click was heard as she closed the door, another sigh leaving her lips. Playing with the fabric of her nightgown, the girl made her way back to the warmth of her bed.
Stopping, the young [h/c]-ette looked at the doo
Tumblr FamousTumblr Famous1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Long fingers hurriedly typed away on the laptop. The only light in the room came from the laptop's screen. Sky blue eyes, hidden by glare streaked glasses, darted left to right. A small grunt came from their pale lips, blonde eyebrows furrowed in frustration. A small ding alerted the user of a notification. He pursed his lips, the once angry and frustrated expression turned into that of a happy one.
The male sat back in his computer chair, arms behind his head, chest puffed out. The proud smirk spread across his face. An endless amount of dings soon follow suit, it was music to his ears. He placed his feet upon the desk and reclined in the chair. A satisfied sigh now came from his parted lips.
"Alfred Frank Jones," an anger filled voice echoed through the house.
The once proud filled smile, disappeared in an instant. Slight fear entered the sky blue eyes as they widened. Alfred's feet quickly found their way off the computer desk as he bolted out of the chair. He opened the door to the
Arguing With IdiotsWe all have our addictions. For some, it's smoking. For others, it's drinking. And for many others, it's porn. For me, it's arguing on the internetthe most fruitless endeavor since Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill.Arguing With Idiots3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
I don't know what compels me to argue. I guess it's this naive notion that, if you encounter someone with an incorrect belief and you provide them logic, reason, and evidence to the contrary, that they will abandon their belief. If that were the case, the world wouldn't be plagued with birthers, truthers, anti-vaccers, Keynesians, and other idiots with blatantly incorrect beliefs. You can lead an idiot to knowledge but you can't make them think.
So I know that arguing with people rarely changes their minds. So why do I persist with arguing? Do I derive pleasure from it? Hardly! If anything, it gives me grief. There's nothing more frustrating than knowing someone is demonstrably wrong, and even when you prove to them that they are, not only do they not admit it, but
Mew TFI woke up, after a long night. What made it so long? I have no idea. It may have been due to the weird dreams I had. Most of them made my head hurt like a seizure, but one of them had a Mew in it, and that one I could remember distinctly.Mew TF11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Mew is my favorite Pokémon. There was time when it was Pikachu, then Charizard, then Chesnaught, then Serperior, and now Mew. I thought Mew was a really interesting Pokémon, for multiple reasons. It was cuter than heck, it could easily use any move, and become any Pokémon. It was the ultimate Pokémon.
I got up, took my shower, got some clothes on (generic shorts, generic socks, generic shoes, and one of those Mew-in-pocket shirts you get on Redbubble and the like) and headed off to school.
The bus was the same old bus ride, as usual. Got on, rode, some kids got off, another stop, more kids come on, and then it stopped at my school. "Finally" I thought. I tried to get off, but kids were getting in the way. I wait
Go the Buck to Sleep: A ParodyGo the Buck to SleepGo the Buck to Sleep: A Parody3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The fillies nestle close to their mothers now
Tired creatures rest in a heap.
I'll tuck your little hoofsies in.
Please go the buck to sleep.
Ponyville snoozes in darkness, my darling
Not even the insects creep.
It's time to go to slumberland,
So go the buck to sleep.
The griffins above the clouds are tired out
And the fishes slumber in the deep.
Ponyfeathers, there's no way you're not tired!
Just get in your bucking bed, you'll see! Go sleep!
Rainbow Dash is snoring now
And Applejack is counting sheep.
Darn it, just shut up, no more,
And go the buck to sleep!
Fluttershy keeps her critters close.
They snooze without a peep.
I'm not getting you any cider now!
Just go the buck to sleep!
Pinkie Pie parties in dreamland now
The birds are too tired to cheep.
I'll send you to the moon, I swear,
If you don't go the buck to sleep!
Rarity works on her dress tonight,
It's looking trim and neat.
What the buck Rarity, not you too!
Cut the crap and sleep!
The manticore r
The Chef's SurpriseThe Chef's Surprise11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
My wife was a busy woman, always tending to her work before her duties as a spouse. She worked for a rather large financial corporation as the CEO, where as I was just a stay at home writer. We both were constantly consumed by our work and as you can guess, we hardly ever spent time with each other anymore, let alone had a home cooked meal but this was the ever growing norm in our lives.
She went to work and I stayed home, growing more annoyed at how she cared more about her damn job then she did about her own husband. We fought on and off about the subject of her taking less hours and spending more time at home with me, but that went in one ear and easily out the other. She would always say something along the lines of:
“These numbers won’t simply calculate themselves”
“A business isn't run efficiently without it’s CEO.”
She always made sure to remind that she brought home the money, what with me only having ever published one book. It was eviden
AwakenessDavid liked driving forklifts. He was the best forklift driver Constructech had. He never missed a pallet, and things alway got where they needed to go, in one piece. Working on the new SuperEnergy plant had been a particular treat for him. So many important and delicate pieces of equipment needed to be brought in, and David took care of them all. Not one one load was dropped, misplaced, or forgotten.Awakeness4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was this fact, above all else, that had allowed David to keep his job after the new Awakeness tests came out. IQ was a thing of the past. Awakeness tested for a person’s awareness of themselves, and their surroundings. Construction companies now wouldn’t take anyone with an Awakeness lower than 85 points. Workplace accidents had dropped significantly.
As David lined up another pallet for pickup, George the foreman sauntered over to him. Ever since receiving his score of 107, George sauntered everywhere.
“Watching the plant activation tonight?” George asked, lean
Whistle: A True Short StoryThree years ago, while my sister was walking home, something very strange--and disturbing--took place. Before I jump ahead of myself, however, I'm going to explain a few things.Whistle: A True Short Story9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
We were 12 years old at the time, out in the suburbs of Illinois. Autumn had come, making everything brisk, and foliage and rooftops turn the color of fire. We lived not too far from our elementary and junior high school, which looked something like those little red schoolhouses you see in old films. Our apartment had three floors, and the only other person we lived with was my father. We'd moved in after my mother and father divorced. Neat little shrubs and hedges surrounded our complex. The park was only a walk away. Sometimes, we'd go there to play with friends. Our area wasn't heavily populated, and very quiet and clean. Our neighbors were mainly elderly folks, who would sometimes make small talk with my father.
Hardly anything out of the ordinary happened--all was well and good.
Now, before you assume abso
Mewtwo TFI was so bored, and most of the fun things you'd suggest wouldn't help. I've been playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Project M for hours, there was nothing new on DeviantART, Reddit was down, and I was bored of battling the same OU Pokémon playing Pokémon X/Y online. I turned on some music and decided I'd play some Pokémon. Not X/Y, mind you, but Red Version. I popped the cartridge unto the blue GBA SP I've had since launch (I needed the backlight bad, and I never had a Game Boy Light) I finished off a couple of things I forgot to do - the Mew glitch, MissingNO, and most important: cloning Pokémon, by a long-time method of simply turning off your Game Boy at the right time while it's saving. I grabbed my second Game Boy (this time a Color) my Pokémon Blue, and my original Game Boy link cables, and started the process. I put the Mewtwo I was cloning up on the Color, and a Pidgey from my Red. I started the trade and turned it off right when I thoughMewtwo TF1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Cutie Mark AchieversCutie Mark Achievers4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Note: This was written both as a response to the reddit.com/r/mylittlepony Ponychievements contest and as an entry. I want my 13 achievement points, damnit, so I can get closer to becoming a princess!
"Cutie Marks. Cutie Marks never change. That's what mah sister an' her friends told me when ah was a lil' filly. Eeyep, as Ol' Macintosh would say 'fore the reckonin' came down on Ponyville like a tractor-trailer full o' hungry hippos. Back 'fore things went all haywire you gotta earn your cutie mark. You do a million-and-one things and eventually you find somethin' you good at and BAM! Cutie mark! Now? All you gotta do's do some stupid things like writin' your name on your hand and make some almighty ponies happy to get a cutie mark as big as the sun. Well, this filly ain't playin' this game. No siree. This---"
"Apple Bloom! What have Uncle Orange and I told you about having
[Feminism] Don't Spread the Disease.______________________________________________________________[Feminism] Don't Spread the Disease.1 year ago in Academic Essays More Like This
This is a response I wrote to the inquiring minds on the
"Why I need Feminism" poem. **Featured here on Devaintart..
Judging by the original poem and some of the interesting replies to it..
It seems that a lot of people don't actually follow Feminism.
IE: You all ask the question:
How can people "hate" feminism, when it stands for equal rights?
It's sad to say, but Feminism isn't about equal rights.. well, unless you're just
a coffee shop feminist or taking it at the value of only ONE of it's definitions.
If you actually read the books and watch the interviews with the women in charge
of your movement. Then you'll see Feminism for what it actually is and what it promotes.
IE: They believe in the Patriarchy, which not only labels men as "the pro
So You Say/Real MenSo You Say/Real MenSo You Say/Real Men1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
So you say you’re a feminist even though you’ve called your own girlfriend a bitch and worse
So you say you respect women as human beings while at the same time caring only about her curves
Real men know the beauty of a woman is in her soul and heart, this has been so since the dawn of time
Real men respect this untameable inner world and nurturing nature within every female’s mind
So you say nice guys don’t get laid, that women need someone to tell them what to do
So you say girls can’t think for themselves and are just brainless toys compared to you
Real men know women are smarter than men in many if not most ways, not to mention being wise
Real men respect the ladies in their lives and know to turn to them for advice, because girls have all been through more than guys
So you say the women in your own family don’t mean anything to you because they never did you any favours
So you say they just get in your way, and you don’
deviantART, Do you support it? Let's think for a moment. Would you want your government to take your personal information without your knowledge? I definitely wouldn't want that. But there are some people who support that notion. The bill CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act) would allow the government to do that very thing. Not fair, right? I would not support this bill even if I was paid a million bucks. But that may not be true for you guys though. Who knows maybe after you finish this essay you would actually support the bill, but maybe not. As I go through this essay I will explain my reasons for why I disagree with CISPA, along with examples/evidence. I will also be giving the view of the people who agree with CISPA. You probably would be thinking. "Wait a second, who would agree with CISPA?" Well you'll find that out around the end of this essay. So now moving onto the essay!deviantART, Do you support it?3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
My first iss
The AsylumMy entire life I've always had a sort of obsession with the idea of insanity. I don't know why. I've always found the dark and the morose to be fascinating. I guess it's the thought of plunging down into a state where what happens in the real world and what happens in your head becomes undistinguishable that interests me so. Alone with only your inner darkness- your greatest fears and you. Something about it is just…. I don't know.The Asylum2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's insane asylums that have always attracted my greatest attention. I don't mean the nice, normal hospital type of institutions we see now a days. I mean a full-on, classic insane asylum. Dark, cold, lonely. So much madness trapped in one place, the screams of the crazy coming from every corner of the building. I could always hear it in my head. I could practically see it when I thought hard enough. And all throughout my childhood, and even now in my late teens, I've always thought about it. While the other little girls would be drawing pictures of
My Former Partner (Part 1): Dragonair TFMy Former Partner (Part 1): Dragonair TF3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My former partner: Dragonair TF
(This is the story of Posava and Noel's last encounter to date, as of June 29th, 2011. This was before Posava had blue skin (but after he dyed his hair pink), before he became the one person controlling the facility, before Noel's one accident that would change his entire life forever.)
Noel Drewlie and Posava Matthews are both the founders of the Iwteoyf facility, a secret underground laboratory located somewhere in the Himilayas. The two were unbelievably successful mad scientists who had the goal of creating successful serums for some of the most powerful beings ever concieved; Pokemon. They worked as a pair; Noel would come up with the designs for the hyperviruses for the experiments, and Posava would create the serums and carry the tests out. They were also best friends with each other; they've been so for 12 years straight.
One day (at about noon), Posava was commuting to the spot in the mountains that led to the elevator to the Iwteoyf building. I
Meme Poetry 1The Amount of Internet Meme references is too damn highMeme Poetry 13 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But I'm never gonna give you up
Because you are over 9000!
This is Sparta
Where Everyday I'm Shuffling
and My little Ponies be prancin'
Watch out, we are dealing with a bad ass over here
Because one does not simply say it's too mainstream
But hey, Haters gon' Hate
I do not always hate, but when I do
I simply reply "Why not Zoidberg?"
And ask "I can haz Cheeseburger?"
and nyan away into the deep depths of Rule 34....
Oh God Why??!?!?!?
It would be fun they said
It wouldn't gross you out they said
So I'm going to blame all of this on Aliens!
So now I'm asking "What What in the Butt?"
Thinking of how much "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Snape killed Dumbledore, after all...
Maybe this is all 1st world problems
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality
except the Tardis, of course
Like a Boss
So yes, this is dog...
There is nothing to do here
all you can say is ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu