Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Jacob Black by Bella SwanJacob, my JacobJacob Black by Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction
Where should I start?
I know he has
A piece of my heart
That I feel
Not even knowing
What is real
His skin is scorching
But comforting too
A protective Werewolf
And a friend thats true
The sun in my sky
On a darkened day
Hed be much more
If he had his way
In a Different time
In a different place
Wed be together
Face to face
Hed be mine
And I'd be his
Sealing our love
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses"Come on (Name), it's a Christmas tradition." You glared up at your boyfriend Jacob Black as he had a smug smirk plastered on his beautiful face.Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses3 years ago in Short Stories
"It's not fair because you tricked me!" You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed as he grabbed your hips gently and pulled you closer to his heater like body.
"Awww, come on babe, it's just one little kiss." You glared at him again seeing that same smugness. It's not like you didn't want to kiss your smoking hot boyfriend it was just the fact that there was an audience waiting to see it as well. You turned your glare to the 'audience' and tried to get them to leave only to be rewarded with smirks and cat calls.
"Oh come on (Name), you guys did worse things in public!" You shot Kim a death glare as she squeaked and hid behind her boyfriend Jared for protection. Oh, you'll get her later, she'd better be ready too.
You huffed again and sighed giving up and deciding to just kiss him already even if there was an audience looking at your ev
Jacob and BellaThere was a soft knock at my door, I ran over to open it. Standing there was an angel, with dark eyes and dark hair. Jacob. He held his arms out, I jumped into them and kissed him with so much passion it was unbelievable.Jacob and Bella7 years ago in Fan Fiction
He laughed, "Hi."
I giggled, "Hi." I kissed him again, tangeling my fingers in his hair. My face was flushed.
Without breaking the kiss, Jacob walked us over to the couch and layed me down, bracing himself with his hands over me. He had no shirt on, only a pair of sweatpants. I ran my hand over the planes in his chest. He slid his hand under my shirt, causing me to shiver. Jake and I had been together for about 6 months now, and we did this once a day at least. At first it made me nervous, but now I've gotton used to it.
"Shh, Charlie's sleeping..." I whispered.
"You wanna go to your room then?" he asked, picking me up. I nodded. He walked quietly up the stairs, and sat me on my bed. He pushed the door shut behind him. He turned my fan on, knowing that after a few min
Edward x Jacob 'Part One'Despite the drizzle from the previous night, it was settling and becoming a pleasant day in La Push. Jacob was tempted to walk on the beach once more, but that offered for too much thinking time. No, he knew he had to keep his mind occupied and try not to think of them. It would work out for him in the end, he just had to remind Bella of what she knew was true.Edward x Jacob 'Part One'8 years ago in Fan Fiction
Though, with that leech it was turning out to be far more difficult than he had expected. Once again, Bella had been conveniently busy.
Dont tell me, making wedding plans with the bloodsuckers?
Actually, for your information, Im not even seeing Edward until later. Im going over to Angelas house.
Jacob was actually surprised that the two werent connected together as usual. Almost constantly, he would hear Bella sighing or not listening to him because of the filthy leech beside her, doing God knows what as they were on the phone. Jacob always seethed with anger but cou
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter OneRenesmee and Jacob Chapter One6 years ago in General Fiction
YESSSSSS! I screamed as the Redskins made their third touchdown. Jake and I double high fived and Emmett thumped me on the back. Alice turned around from her computer and glared at us, Please try to keep it down, some of us have lives here. Anyways the Redskins are going to win 35 to 7 so now you can turn it off if you want. She said with an angelic smile.
We all just rolled our eyes and turned around. Just as Aunt Alice had predicted the Redskins did beat the Buccaneers 35 to 7 but it didn't ruin the game for me. After the game Jake and I took a nap together on the couch. We still had our matching Jason Campbell jerseys on.
When I woke up I was starving, I wiggled around to look at Jake, he was still asleep. Jake, I whispered shoving him a little bit Jaaake, I said again more loudly. JACOB BLACK I yelled into his ear. Still nothing. I ran to the kitchen and pulled out a plastic mixing bowl and filed it with ice and
15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah15 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn
4lame the murder on Sam and Edward
5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf
6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon
7:Send the animal control on him
8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah
9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday
10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it
11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward
12ut silver coins into his food
13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it
14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest
15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes15. "Just a lot of blood." New Moon-189Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes6 years ago in Fantasy
14. "Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?" Twilight-490
13. "Is that your boyfriend?" Twilight-127
12. "I feel fine. Fit as a fiddle." New Moon-216
11. "No. That's the finale. We didn't meet just to eat through a weeks worth of food." Eclipse-243
10. "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." New Moon-138
9. "Hope your new boots are fast, Bella. One little jar won't keep a hungry bear occupied for long." New Moon-197
8. "It's nothing, Bella, don't worry about it." Eclipse-218
7. "Not bad for a prison break, eh?" Eclipse-170
6. "Jump off a cliff, Leah." Eclipse-622
Top 5 Jacob Quotes
5. "But you know that right? That I would
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 4"For you? Then that is not a good thing," Sam started, deep in thought, "The smell earlier was on two bodies that had been recently killed and torn to shreds. If a werewolf did that to them... I don't know how powerful you, Nymiadires, are but if they are here for you then we won't let them get you."Jacob Black x Reader Pt 42 years ago in General Fiction
"What are we going to do?" Jacob asked the other, sneaking a glance or two at you.
"I know how much you won't like this, but we need Carlisle's help," Sam stated simply. You noticed Jacob's jaw clench at the thought and you gave his hand a small squeeze. He looked over at you and you let out a small smile.
"Why do we need their help anyway?" He questioned, looking back at Sam and gripping your hand tightly.
"Carlisle is the only one we know that has ever dealt with werewolves, we will need his help if we are to get rid of them," Sam answered simply. "_(f/n)_ should go with, since it is her they are after."
"No," Jacob said quickly, his grip tightening.&
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies ugly face.
3. Call her Hoe-salie at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Roxanne by The Polic
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him Bellas pregnant but youre having trouble figuring out who the father is Bellas unsure whether its Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie thats strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bellas room at night, and Bella hitting
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 2Author’s Note: Please read the description for what the reader is, I used a mixture of creatures and smashed their names together to create a new being.Jacob Black x Reader Pt 23 years ago in General Fiction
You knew it, the moment you looked at him, it had happened. Your mother had been right about it being different from what was supposed to be an imprint. You did find him attractive, you mean just look at how hot and shirtless he is, but you did not LOVE him. Your mom had said when an imprint is done on your kind neither you nor the shape shifter will feel in love unless you truly fall for each other. But, it did anger you to know you had no choice in the matter.
“How,” Jacob trailed off again, trying to figure not how you could tell it would happen for it did. You simply shrugged and looked at the ground once more, to keep yourself from staring. He then suddenly grabbed hold of you and pulled you into a bone-crushing hug. Your face turned bright scarlet due to lack of air and being hugged by
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the s. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the q is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to get lost in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with times have changed, old man.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isnt expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screamin
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, The power of Christ compels you!.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alices room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 3Author’s Note: Long Time No Part Huh?Jacob Black x Reader Pt 32 years ago in General Fiction
“If you don’t let go of me I’ll bite you,” you threatened while trying to break free from his grip.
“Who says I wouldn’t enjoy that?” he questioned with amusement in his voice.
“Ewww!” you remarked at his comment and continued to wriggle around.
“Keep still, we are here,” he stated, releasing your arm and almost making you fall over in the process.
“Hey!” you said while glaring at him.
“You’re the one who wanted me to let go,” he said with a smile and you just scoffed at him and pouted slightly. He chuckled at how cute you looked when pouting, and took ahold of you hand. “Now come on.”
“Fine,” you muttered as he led you into a house filled with quite a few shirtless people. **cough cough** Not that you minded or anything. **cough cough**
“Hey Jacob, who’s the babe?” one of the others remarked. You took note
Edward x Jacob 'Part Two'He was pacing, again. Billy watched him anxiously. Jacob knew he was aware of everything. He didn't blame Sam for ratting him out of the secret, but it would have been easier to live with Billy if he wasn't constantly watching him.Edward x Jacob 'Part Two'8 years ago in Fan Fiction
"I'm going to make a phone call." Jacob said pointedly. Billy nodded, leaving silently. Jacob had no doubts he was still listening. Slowly, he reached for the phone. It had been a week. A full week since the...incident. He'd been a wimp up until now, but he had to talk to Bella. He had to try...try to tell her. He picked her number from speed-dial and waited.
"Bella, don't be ridiculous. If he hasn't called yet, he certainly won't want you down there." He was staring into her eyes lovingly, trying to get her to stop babbling about that wolf. It was tiring enough, hearing it before. But now, a week later, she was still worried.
"Edward," She retorted using his tone - something that never ceased to make him smile- and grimacing. "He's probably upset bec
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as Nurse. Naughty in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him Doctor. Dreamy
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming its a caramel milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle then smudge lipstick on Carlisles shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reactio
Edward and Bella After Part 1IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ECLIPSE OR ANY OF THE TWILIGHT SERIES DO NOT READ AHEAD FOR SPOILERS ARE UP AHEAD!!!!!Edward and Bella After Part 18 years ago in Fan Fiction
It was time to go talk to Charlie. I think Edward was as scared as I was maybe more. He was very rigid and his face expressionless. I always hated not being able to read his expression. I was not at all surprised at Charlies reaction, I had anticipated an almost heart attack anyway. He was coughing, stumbling around, tripping over things, grasping at air as if it was going to support him, etc. I patted him on the back a few times until he regained his composure, sat him down in his chair again, and went back to stand by Edward. Edward felt terrible for making him react this way, but it was going to happen no matter how long we waited.
"NO WAY IN HELL!"
"Bella, this isn't up for discussion, it's out of th