Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black8 years ago in Fan Fiction
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes15. "Just a lot of blood." New Moon-189Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes6 years ago in Fantasy
14. "Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?" Twilight-490
13. "Is that your boyfriend?" Twilight-127
12. "I feel fine. Fit as a fiddle." New Moon-216
11. "No. That's the finale. We didn't meet just to eat through a weeks worth of food." Eclipse-243
10. "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." New Moon-138
9. "Hope your new boots are fast, Bella. One little jar won't keep a hungry bear occupied for long." New Moon-197
8. "It's nothing, Bella, don't worry about it." Eclipse-218
7. "Not bad for a prison break, eh?" Eclipse-170
6. "Jump off a cliff, Leah." Eclipse-622
Top 5 Jacob Quotes
5. "But you know that right? That I would
Leah X Jacob Part VI"Jacob" was all I was able to say as I continued to look at his pain stricken face. I can't believe how torn he was. I can't believe he's contemplating siding with the bloodsuckers - with Bella of all bloodsuckers, over me. Has the past couple of months meant nothing to him? Did I really mean so little to him compared to Bella? Jacob gave me a final look of apology and looked towards Edward and Bella. I saw Edward nod at Jacob once and instantly disappeared along with Bella. "You warned them" I said stating a fact rather than asking."You thought it loud it enough so that the mind reading leech can hear you!" I said in disbelief. His betrayal felt like a knife in my chest. "Please Leah, we'll talk about this later" he said then quickly phased. Jealousy consumed me as I phased to run after Bella. I took one step forward but Jacob's words stopped in me in my tracks.Leah X Jacob Part VI6 years ago in Teen
"Please Leah, I need you. I need you here with me" he said in a pleading tone. As much pain as I was in, I couldn't bare lea
15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah15 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn
4lame the murder on Sam and Edward
5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf
6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon
7:Send the animal control on him
8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah
9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday
10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it
11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward
12ut silver coins into his food
13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it
14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest
15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter OneRenesmee and Jacob Chapter One6 years ago in General Fiction
YESSSSSS! I screamed as the Redskins made their third touchdown. Jake and I double high fived and Emmett thumped me on the back. Alice turned around from her computer and glared at us, Please try to keep it down, some of us have lives here. Anyways the Redskins are going to win 35 to 7 so now you can turn it off if you want. She said with an angelic smile.
We all just rolled our eyes and turned around. Just as Aunt Alice had predicted the Redskins did beat the Buccaneers 35 to 7 but it didn't ruin the game for me. After the game Jake and I took a nap together on the couch. We still had our matching Jason Campbell jerseys on.
When I woke up I was starving, I wiggled around to look at Jake, he was still asleep. Jake, I whispered shoving him a little bit Jaaake, I said again more loudly. JACOB BLACK I yelled into his ear. Still nothing. I ran to the kitchen and pulled out a plastic mixing bowl and filed it with ice and
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 1~~Jacob’s POV~~Jacob Black x Reader Pt 13 years ago in General Fiction
Anger… That was what he felt as he stormed out of the Cullen House. Jacob had just found out that his imprint had been a fake. Renesmee had been able to tell when she was born that he was going to kill her, so she used a part of her special power to trick him. He felt the urge to walk back in there and rip her to shreds but he resisted, knowing very well he would be killed in the process and he did not want to upset Bella. Instead, he continued to walk away, away from the house and slowly back to his tribe’s land where they wouldn’t be able to go. He wanted so badly to change to his wolf form but he remembered that he was on his last pair of tennis shoes and he would rather not walk around barefoot for the rest of the upcoming winter.
It was late fall, the leaves just beginning to fall from the trees after turning the beautiful fall colors that they do. The forest was almost lifeless except for a few animals doing last minute gathering. Jacob co
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies ugly face.
3. Call her Hoe-salie at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Roxanne by The Polic
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him Bellas pregnant but youre having trouble figuring out who the father is Bellas unsure whether its Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie thats strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bellas room at night, and Bella hitting
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with Thats not what Rosalie saaaaaid!
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the s. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the q is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to get lost in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with times have changed, old man.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isnt expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screamin
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, The power of Christ compels you!.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alices room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter TwoRenesmee and Jacob Chapter Two6 years ago in General Fiction
Jacob sprung up from the table with so much force that the chair fell over backwards.
His eyes reeled around as if the danger was in the house. What Seth? What is it?
His hands started trembling with heat and a shiver went through his body.
Seth rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and stuck the other out as if he was apologizing.
I meant to get here sooner but everyone else is at the hospital and I'm not exactly the fastest
Seth slurred together. Jake's eyes bulged,
Hospital? Why is everyone at the hospital? Seth, man, I need some answers!
Okay it's your dad, Jake just cool down, but it's kind of a long story so maybe you should phase first. Let's get going. Seth turned around and phased outside.
Jake's eyes had turned from burning black to a soft, scared brown. What had happened to Billy? Jake rubbed his face then grabbed my hand.
C'mon Nessie let's get going. his voice trembled.
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen8 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as Nurse. Naughty in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him Doctor. Dreamy
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming its a caramel milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle then smudge lipstick on Carlisles shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reactio
Twilight Fan Fiction - previewTwilight Fan Fiction - preview8 years ago in Fantasy
I bit my lip as the cold rain stung my face and whipped my hair. Suddenly I regretted not accepting Charlie's offer. Odd as it was, I was never one for cold. I hugged my self tighter trying desperately to get warmer. The dirt crunched beneath my feet , a sound I would never get used to , even though Forks had changed me greatly. I felt guilt as I wished he was here with me , I could remember his smile, my smile. I was glad Edward couldn't hear my thoughts , I didn't want to hurt him anymore. For right now , I wishing for the wrong person. But nothing had changed , I couldn't be with Jacob , it was impossible, but not for the fact that he was a werewolf. But I would not , could not live without Edward. My mood changed dramatically as anger roared inside me. Anger at Jacob , for being so childish. Maybe I should just leave , the pack would find him , heck they probably already did. But Jacob's Bella held me back tied to Forks. Unbelievably I was sad to leave. The town I once d
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster6 years ago in Editorial
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The Vampire and His Servant I The Vampire and his ServantThe Vampire and His Servant I7 years ago in Surrealism
As I fall on the withered ground,
I stare up at the darkening sky,
Tears pouring from my pleading eyes.
I want to be free from this hell
Light footsteps sound, stepping toward me.
I turn my head, slowly, the fear sending chills down my spine
Making my heart cold.
He walks towards me, his graceful legs carrying him closer.
His long black hair whips against his pale face
As a sudden wind makes contact with his slender body
As he reaches me, he kneels down in front of my crumbled body.
I flinch visibly and turn my head a
Hey Edward CullenHey Edward Cullen8 years ago in Fan Fiction
Hey There Delilah song parody with Edward Cullen from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight , enjoy guys!
Hey Edward Cullen
Whats it like to be a vampire?
When your hunting with your brothers
burning leeches in the fire
How does it feel?
Oh god how I wish you were real
I'll be your meal
Hey Edward Cullen
It's not nice of you to dazzle
all those unspecting fan girls
who wish to see you in a towel
Oh yes it's true
were all so in love with you
And Bella too.
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh Edward can't you see?
Oh Edward please bite me,
Edward please bite me.
Hey Edward Cullen
Changed my name to Bella Swan
Now I'm waiting in Forks High School
Asked some guy to run me over
with his van
Waiting for your helping hand
You'll be my man
Hey Edward Cullen
Wrote a letter to Spunk Ransom,
Kristen Stewart is so lucky
to have a man like RPattz
Oh my dear,
The screaming fans he should fear;
We'll be near.
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?