Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes15. "Just a lot of blood." New Moon-189Top 15 Jacob Black Quotes6 years ago in Fantasy
14. "Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?" Twilight-490
13. "Is that your boyfriend?" Twilight-127
12. "I feel fine. Fit as a fiddle." New Moon-216
11. "No. That's the finale. We didn't meet just to eat through a weeks worth of food." Eclipse-243
10. "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." New Moon-138
9. "Hope your new boots are fast, Bella. One little jar won't keep a hungry bear occupied for long." New Moon-197
8. "It's nothing, Bella, don't worry about it." Eclipse-218
7. "Not bad for a prison break, eh?" Eclipse-170
6. "Jump off a cliff, Leah." Eclipse-622
Top 5 Jacob Quotes
5. "But you know that right? That I would
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
15 ways to annoy Jacob Black1:Set him on a blind date with Leah15 ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Humor
2:Call the cops on him for having a relationship with a newborn
4lame the murder on Sam and Edward
5:Steal his pants when he turns into a wolf
6:Show him a video tape of when Bella and Edward were on honeymoon
7:Send the animal control on him
8:Steal all of his Bella pictures and replace them with Leah
9:Give him a flea collar for his birthday
10:When he doesn't know it take a snip of his fur and clone it
11:Name the clone Jacob and send the wolf to Edward
12ut silver coins into his food
13:Give Leah food and say it's from Jacob then put silver coins in it
14:When he is a Wolf skin him and make it into a sweater vest
15:Send the sweater vest to Edward (make sure it say's it's from Jacob)
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter OneRenesmee and Jacob Chapter One6 years ago in General Fiction
YESSSSSS! I screamed as the Redskins made their third touchdown. Jake and I double high fived and Emmett thumped me on the back. Alice turned around from her computer and glared at us, Please try to keep it down, some of us have lives here. Anyways the Redskins are going to win 35 to 7 so now you can turn it off if you want. She said with an angelic smile.
We all just rolled our eyes and turned around. Just as Aunt Alice had predicted the Redskins did beat the Buccaneers 35 to 7 but it didn't ruin the game for me. After the game Jake and I took a nap together on the couch. We still had our matching Jason Campbell jerseys on.
When I woke up I was starving, I wiggled around to look at Jake, he was still asleep. Jake, I whispered shoving him a little bit Jaaake, I said again more loudly. JACOB BLACK I yelled into his ear. Still nothing. I ran to the kitchen and pulled out a plastic mixing bowl and filed it with ice and
Leah X Jacob Part VI"Jacob" was all I was able to say as I continued to look at his pain stricken face. I can't believe how torn he was. I can't believe he's contemplating siding with the bloodsuckers - with Bella of all bloodsuckers, over me. Has the past couple of months meant nothing to him? Did I really mean so little to him compared to Bella? Jacob gave me a final look of apology and looked towards Edward and Bella. I saw Edward nod at Jacob once and instantly disappeared along with Bella. "You warned them" I said stating a fact rather than asking."You thought it loud it enough so that the mind reading leech can hear you!" I said in disbelief. His betrayal felt like a knife in my chest. "Please Leah, we'll talk about this later" he said then quickly phased. Jealousy consumed me as I phased to run after Bella. I took one step forward but Jacob's words stopped in me in my tracks.Leah X Jacob Part VI6 years ago in Teen
"Please Leah, I need you. I need you here with me" he said in a pleading tone. As much pain as I was in, I couldn't bare lea
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 1~~Jacob’s POV~~Jacob Black x Reader Pt 12 years ago in General Fiction
Anger… That was what he felt as he stormed out of the Cullen House. Jacob had just found out that his imprint had been a fake. Renesmee had been able to tell when she was born that he was going to kill her, so she used a part of her special power to trick him. He felt the urge to walk back in there and rip her to shreds but he resisted, knowing very well he would be killed in the process and he did not want to upset Bella. Instead, he continued to walk away, away from the house and slowly back to his tribe’s land where they wouldn’t be able to go. He wanted so badly to change to his wolf form but he remembered that he was on his last pair of tennis shoes and he would rather not walk around barefoot for the rest of the upcoming winter.
It was late fall, the leaves just beginning to fall from the trees after turning the beautiful fall colors that they do. The forest was almost lifeless except for a few animals doing last minute gathering. Jacob co
Renesmee and Jacob Chapter TwoRenesmee and Jacob Chapter Two6 years ago in General Fiction
Jacob sprung up from the table with so much force that the chair fell over backwards.
His eyes reeled around as if the danger was in the house. What Seth? What is it?
His hands started trembling with heat and a shiver went through his body.
Seth rubbed the back of his neck with one hand and stuck the other out as if he was apologizing.
I meant to get here sooner but everyone else is at the hospital and I'm not exactly the fastest
Seth slurred together. Jake's eyes bulged,
Hospital? Why is everyone at the hospital? Seth, man, I need some answers!
Okay it's your dad, Jake just cool down, but it's kind of a long story so maybe you should phase first. Let's get going. Seth turned around and phased outside.
Jake's eyes had turned from burning black to a soft, scared brown. What had happened to Billy? Jake rubbed his face then grabbed my hand.
C'mon Nessie let's get going. his voice trembled.
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the s. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the q is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to get lost in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with times have changed, old man.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isnt expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screamin
Leah X Jacob Part IILeah's POVLeah X Jacob Part II6 years ago in Teen
"Race yah to the first prey!" Jacob thought with a bit more enthusiasm
"You're on!" I thought right back.
Sometimes its easier that we hear each others thoughts when we're in wolf form especially when we're patrolling. I pushed my legs harder passing Jacob easily. "What was that back there between me and Jake? That was so weird" I thought to myself. "What was so weird?" Jake asked. And sometimes it was a hassle being able to hear each others thoughts. "Nothing!" I responded too quickly. There! I finally got a whiff of life. I ran even faster and soon saw two bucks feeding on grass. I leaped on the bigger one snapping its neck quickly as to not make it feel any pain. Within a millisecond Jacob was on the other buck tearing away at its flesh. "I win!" I declared as I started to feed. I tried not to think about how much I would rather be eating a home cooked meal than this raw meat. I know that would ruin Jacob's surprisingly good mood. "I let you win" Jacob thought as he devou
Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses"Come on (Name), it's a Christmas tradition." You glared up at your boyfriend Jacob Black as he had a smug smirk plastered on his beautiful face.Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses3 years ago in Short Stories
"It's not fair because you tricked me!" You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed as he grabbed your hips gently and pulled you closer to his heater like body.
"Awww, come on babe, it's just one little kiss." You glared at him again seeing that same smugness. It's not like you didn't want to kiss your smoking hot boyfriend it was just the fact that there was an audience waiting to see it as well. You turned your glare to the 'audience' and tried to get them to leave only to be rewarded with smirks and cat calls.
"Oh come on (Name), you guys did worse things in public!" You shot Kim a death glare as she squeaked and hid behind her boyfriend Jared for protection. Oh, you'll get her later, she'd better be ready too.
You huffed again and sighed giving up and deciding to just kiss him already even if there was an audience looking at your ev
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 4"For you? Then that is not a good thing," Sam started, deep in thought, "The smell earlier was on two bodies that had been recently killed and torn to shreds. If a werewolf did that to them... I don't know how powerful you, Nymiadires, are but if they are here for you then we won't let them get you."Jacob Black x Reader Pt 42 years ago in General Fiction
"What are we going to do?" Jacob asked the other, sneaking a glance or two at you.
"I know how much you won't like this, but we need Carlisle's help," Sam stated simply. You noticed Jacob's jaw clench at the thought and you gave his hand a small squeeze. He looked over at you and you let out a small smile.
"Why do we need their help anyway?" He questioned, looking back at Sam and gripping your hand tightly.
"Carlisle is the only one we know that has ever dealt with werewolves, we will need his help if we are to get rid of them," Sam answered simply. "_(f/n)_ should go with, since it is her they are after."
"No," Jacob said quickly, his grip tightening.&
Twilight Fan Fiction - previewTwilight Fan Fiction - preview8 years ago in Fantasy
I bit my lip as the cold rain stung my face and whipped my hair. Suddenly I regretted not accepting Charlie's offer. Odd as it was, I was never one for cold. I hugged my self tighter trying desperately to get warmer. The dirt crunched beneath my feet , a sound I would never get used to , even though Forks had changed me greatly. I felt guilt as I wished he was here with me , I could remember his smile, my smile. I was glad Edward couldn't hear my thoughts , I didn't want to hurt him anymore. For right now , I wishing for the wrong person. But nothing had changed , I couldn't be with Jacob , it was impossible, but not for the fact that he was a werewolf. But I would not , could not live without Edward. My mood changed dramatically as anger roared inside me. Anger at Jacob , for being so childish. Maybe I should just leave , the pack would find him , heck they probably already did. But Jacob's Bella held me back tied to Forks. Unbelievably I was sad to leave. The town I once d
A Twilight PoemTwilight and suckage go hand in handA Twilight Poem6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Like a drunk and his hideous wife
I've been trapped in choir with some of its fans
And I think I've been scarred for life.
They giggled and squealed like chimpanzees
Which only made practicing harder
A part of me died with every squee
And I think that the chimps would be smarter
So I waited until the end of the year
The teacher was truly a jerk
So I told him that I'm never coming back here
It simply is not going to work.
But, alas, my escape was too good to be true
As I quickly and painfully found
For just when I thought that the torture was through
The Book Challenges came around.
I started with romance, my Kryptonite
As the genre of one lucky book
But then it occurred to me later that night
I only had one place to look.
So I went to the basement and carefully took
A book that belonged to my mom
The same that the fangirls revered with amazement
Insisting that it was the bomb.
The book that I chose was Twilight, my friend
And by some irreversible fl
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
The Vampire and His Servant I The Vampire and his ServantThe Vampire and His Servant I7 years ago in Surrealism
As I fall on the withered ground,
I stare up at the darkening sky,
Tears pouring from my pleading eyes.
I want to be free from this hell
Light footsteps sound, stepping toward me.
I turn my head, slowly, the fear sending chills down my spine
Making my heart cold.
He walks towards me, his graceful legs carrying him closer.
His long black hair whips against his pale face
As a sudden wind makes contact with his slender body
As he reaches me, he kneels down in front of my crumbled body.
I flinch visibly and turn my head a
Jacob Black x Reader Pt 2Author’s Note: Please read the description for what the reader is, I used a mixture of creatures and smashed their names together to create a new being.Jacob Black x Reader Pt 22 years ago in General Fiction
You knew it, the moment you looked at him, it had happened. Your mother had been right about it being different from what was supposed to be an imprint. You did find him attractive, you mean just look at how hot and shirtless he is, but you did not LOVE him. Your mom had said when an imprint is done on your kind neither you nor the shape shifter will feel in love unless you truly fall for each other. But, it did anger you to know you had no choice in the matter.
“How,” Jacob trailed off again, trying to figure not how you could tell it would happen for it did. You simply shrugged and looked at the ground once more, to keep yourself from staring. He then suddenly grabbed hold of you and pulled you into a bone-crushing hug. Your face turned bright scarlet due to lack of air and being hugged by
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale7 years ago in Fan Fiction
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, The power of Christ compels you!.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alices room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
How To Make a Real MonsterTales of monsters have been around since mankind was old enough to feel fear of the dark. Quite possibly even longer. And despite many thousands of years since, monsters still remain popular unto this day. You see them everywhere, stores, films, media, video games, comics, etc. A lot of people want to create monsters themselves. But how does one stand out in a world already so saturated with goblins and swamp creatures? How does one seem unique while managing to use an element that may have been done many times throughout history?How To Make a Real Monster6 years ago in Editorial
Never fear. For in this guide, we will turn everything you've been taught about monsters thus far and turn it upside down. You will be taught how to create a real monster.
1. Getting With the Times Let's get one thing straight. Century-old tales can be only interesting for so long in an age of iPods and portable microwaves. Therefore, we need to make our monsters appeal to the times. As in, we need to make them appeal to the audien
New Moon in a NutshellHi, guys! My beautiful name is still Bella Swan and Im the happiest girl in the world! Im also the prettiest, smartest, funniest, luckiest, and most unworthy. Plus, Im the best at everything, but Im really just your average girl. Im so super special happy awesome now that I have my cold undead glittery love. Hes so wonderful! I cant believe how lucky I am to have an incredible angelic beauty like him. Now since I have a man, I no longer lead a pointless existence! After all, everyone knows that women are weak and useless on their own.New Moon in a Nutshell6 years ago in Humor
Anyway, my knight in shining sparkly perfect impenetrable armor and I were hanging out one day. Id give you more details, but thatd be no fun. We were cuddling happily on the couch, since all we want is a platonic relationship. Since were both perfect students (although hes perfecter) we were studying for school. After all, what do true loves do other than discuss classic romance novels (which I&