10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Jacob Black by Bella SwanJacob, my JacobJacob Black by Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Where should I start?
I know he has
A piece of my heart
That I feel
Not even knowing
What is real
His skin is scorching
But comforting too
A protective Werewolf
And a friend thats true
The sun in my sky
On a darkened day
Hed be much more
If he had his way
In a Different time
In a different place
Wed be together
Face to face
Hed be mine
And I'd be his
Sealing our love
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
Jacob and BellaThere was a soft knock at my door, I ran over to open it. Standing there was an angel, with dark eyes and dark hair. Jacob. He held his arms out, I jumped into them and kissed him with so much passion it was unbelievable.Jacob and Bella7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He laughed, "Hi."
I giggled, "Hi." I kissed him again, tangeling my fingers in his hair. My face was flushed.
Without breaking the kiss, Jacob walked us over to the couch and layed me down, bracing himself with his hands over me. He had no shirt on, only a pair of sweatpants. I ran my hand over the planes in his chest. He slid his hand under my shirt, causing me to shiver. Jake and I had been together for about 6 months now, and we did this once a day at least. At first it made me nervous, but now I've gotton used to it.
"Shh, Charlie's sleeping..." I whispered.
"You wanna go to your room then?" he asked, picking me up. I nodded. He walked quietly up the stairs, and sat me on my bed. He pushed the door shut behind him. He turned my fan on, knowing that after a few min
Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses"Come on (Name), it's a Christmas tradition." You glared up at your boyfriend Jacob Black as he had a smug smirk plastered on his beautiful face.Jacob BlackxReader - Mistletoe Kisses2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"It's not fair because you tricked me!" You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed as he grabbed your hips gently and pulled you closer to his heater like body.
"Awww, come on babe, it's just one little kiss." You glared at him again seeing that same smugness. It's not like you didn't want to kiss your smoking hot boyfriend it was just the fact that there was an audience waiting to see it as well. You turned your glare to the 'audience' and tried to get them to leave only to be rewarded with smirks and cat calls.
"Oh come on (Name), you guys did worse things in public!" You shot Kim a death glare as she squeaked and hid behind her boyfriend Jared for protection. Oh, you'll get her later, she'd better be ready too.
You huffed again and sighed giving up and deciding to just kiss him already even if there was an audience looking at your ev
Jacob Black? Chapter SixteenChapter SixteenJacob Black? Chapter Sixteen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- -Jacob- -
shes not here anymore, is she? Her words hammered into the air, loud and clear, knocking all else out of my mind and reminding me what I had pushed to the back of my mind for the last few months. No, Bella wasnt here, I knew that, but I had not dwelled on that fact, but on the very idea that the leeches had taken her away. I was angry at her for being so gullible, so easily tricked into going with them, but she had had the choice. I knew she had a choice, even if I was fooling myself. I had let myself get carried away in locking memories away and covering them with lies that now that Ive been reminded were densely woven to make me forget what was true and only remember what I wanted to, even if it was as far from the truth as I could manage. I had been too scared to think about the truth, instead piling on all those woven lies was the only way I could remember and not break down.
Edward x Jacob 'Part One'Despite the drizzle from the previous night, it was settling and becoming a pleasant day in La Push. Jacob was tempted to walk on the beach once more, but that offered for too much thinking time. No, he knew he had to keep his mind occupied and try not to think of them. It would work out for him in the end, he just had to remind Bella of what she knew was true.Edward x Jacob 'Part One'7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Though, with that leech it was turning out to be far more difficult than he had expected. Once again, Bella had been conveniently busy.
Dont tell me, making wedding plans with the bloodsuckers?
Actually, for your information, Im not even seeing Edward until later. Im going over to Angelas house.
Jacob was actually surprised that the two werent connected together as usual. Almost constantly, he would hear Bella sighing or not listening to him because of the filthy leech beside her, doing God knows what as they were on the phone. Jacob always seethed with anger but cou
Jacob Black? Chapter FourteenChapter FourteenJacob Black? Chapter Fourteen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- -Jacob- -
You go girl.
Oh-my-god-where did you get that? Its the cutest thing Ive ever seen!
Whereve you been?
Youve just got to tell me how-
I slammed my locker before searching for the source of all the commotion. I felt Embry and Quil next to me. They had curious looks on their faces as well. Quil shouted over the screeching just as the first bell rang, Lets just get into home room. Embry left us to enter his classroom while Quil and I laced through the crowd to our classroom.
There was hardly anyone in it, but just as we sat down and placed our books on our desks, the crowd came rushing in, whispers of what they had seen still coming out of their mouths. Hardly anything exciting happened in our school, so even little events are stretched into bigger ideas.
She came in just before the late bell, laughing at something a girl b
Jacob Black? Chapter2+3Chapter TwoJacob Black? Chapter2+37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fourteen days later, I found myself sitting next to my mother on a plane to Port Angeles. I had my ipod turned to a moderately high volume so that I wouldnt be able to hear the obnoxiously loud snores of my father who sat behind us. I was excited, yet terrified at the same time. I was still somehow affected by the eye that I had drawn, often thinking it as a warning of some sort.
I didnt know why I still kept the eye. In fact, I put it up on the wall right next to my computer where I could generally see it every time I entered the room. Every time I looked in that direction I would be reminded whether or not it was wise to go to Forks, La Push. But, always afterwards, I would brush it off and tell myself that I had already agreed to it.
Before leaving for the airport, I looked back into my room. And, surprise, surprise, I saw the golden eye. Yet again, I could only stare at it for a few moments, too caught up in its beauty and supernatural feeling to look
Jacob Black? Chapter NineChapter NineJacob Black? Chapter Nine7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I was thankful that my parents had to go to a dinner with my fathers coworkers. I didnt need my mother to see my face, knowing that she would ask me what had happened, and I didnt want to tell because I knew that once Id started, I would not be able to stop myself from telling her everything. After taking a shower and some Advil, I flounced onto my bed, wincing as my head hit the pillow, and tried unsuccessfully to forget the big load of homework in my backpack which was still downstairs.
Sighing, I tromped down the stairs and spread my textbooks and notes on the kitchen table with a bowl of grapes in the middle. I was on my tenth algebra exercise when I heard the sounds of the front door unlocking and laughter trailing in.
Charlie, my fathers booming voice sounded confidently, It really has been such a long time. Who knew I would find you here?
Yes, an unfamiliar voice answered. Actually, I liv
Jacob Black?-Prologue+Chapter1READ ECLIPSE BEFORE READINGJacob Black?-Prologue+Chapter17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary:Ive never been much of a Jacob fan girl. Actually, I guess Ive never been much of an Edward fan girl either. And so, when I turned to the last page of Eclipse, I was surprised to find myself falling in love with the werewolf.
The group of them gathered around the front of the building. All of them were tall and looked terrifyingly powerful. They made an impressive bunch; none of them looked like high school students at all. It seemed that they were somehow separated from the many other cliques of the high school. They stood out, casually, from the other groups, especially the one who seemed a bit apart from even his own group.
He was tall like the rest of them and had shaggy, long for a boy- hair. He was leaning on a motorcycle. His face held a blank look; it looked as if it hadnt smiled in ages, his eyes unreadable. The shadows thrown over his face made his face look gaunt and serious.
Jacob Black? Chapter ThirteenChapter 13Jacob Black? Chapter Thirteen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The clear, bitter winds of November in New York contrasted the airports stuffiness. I could see my breath as I stuck my hand out for a taxi.
Where to? the driver asked me, when I slammed the door shut after putting my luggage in the back.
Home, I sighed.
He chuckled. Tiring day?
I nodded and added, Bad month too. Im just glad to be back and see my sister.
Stupid Jacob, stupid Jacob Black, I fumed, running my hand through my hair. I stomped down the stairs, ignoring the urge to slam my fist into something. When I entered the living room, I was greeted with curious and wary looks from the three adults. Charlie excused himself, saying that he needed to use the restroom. He brushed past me as I stopped in front of the sofa where my parents sat, apparent shock on their faces. I want to go back to New York for Thanksgiving, I said, keeping my tone as light as possible. I want to
35 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Tell him Rosalie wants to have his babies.35 ways to annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Correct yourself and say his puppies.
3. Tell him he reminds you of a puppy you once had named Mr. Fleas.
4. Ask him why he smells funny.
5. Ask him if he's a pedophile.
6. If he says no, ask him why he's in love with a baby.
7. When he says he has no choice, call him a sicko.
8. Call the veterinarian and tell them you have a sick puppy they need to examine.
9. Tell Edward that Jacob's in love with him.
10. Get him a GIRL puppy for Christmas.
11. Put him in a dog cage.
12. Make him do tricks.
13. Throw dog treats at his head while screaming "SIT! SIT, BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!"
14. When he says he has to go to the bathroom, tell him not to mark his territory.
15. Tell him that Mike Newton loves him.
16. Tell everyone that Jacob's gay.
17. Tell Edward that he has done strange things to Renesmee.
18. Make sure Edward and Jacob see each other right after that.
19. Take his car apart.
20. Swap his Rabbit out with a tricycle and tell him you think
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
Edward x Jacob 'Part Two'He was pacing, again. Billy watched him anxiously. Jacob knew he was aware of everything. He didn't blame Sam for ratting him out of the secret, but it would have been easier to live with Billy if he wasn't constantly watching him.Edward x Jacob 'Part Two'7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm going to make a phone call." Jacob said pointedly. Billy nodded, leaving silently. Jacob had no doubts he was still listening. Slowly, he reached for the phone. It had been a week. A full week since the...incident. He'd been a wimp up until now, but he had to talk to Bella. He had to try...try to tell her. He picked her number from speed-dial and waited.
"Bella, don't be ridiculous. If he hasn't called yet, he certainly won't want you down there." He was staring into her eyes lovingly, trying to get her to stop babbling about that wolf. It was tiring enough, hearing it before. But now, a week later, she was still worried.
"Edward," She retorted using his tone - something that never ceased to make him smile- and grimacing. "He's probably upset bec
Jacob x Leah LeahJacob x Leah6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Face it, Jacob. Shes not coming back.
A low growl rumbled in the back of his throat. I could tell he was trying to make himself sound like he wasnt about to fall into a million different pieces. It didnt really work as well as he had probably hoped.
If thats the best you can do to shut me up, Im going to be talking all night. When he didnt respond, I turned to look at him.
Jacob was sitting across from me, his sullen face illuminated by the fire that separated us. His usually playful demeanor was replaced by hopelessness. Wrinkles lined his face, making him appear much older than he was. A desperate longing burned in his dark eyes that Im pretty sure wasnt just the reflection of the firelight. It took all the strength I had to restrain myself from snarling out loud.
Who was that half-leech to think she could just walk away and leave Jacob like this? Renesmee was just like her worthless mot
Jacob Black? Chapter SevenChapter SevenJacob Black? Chapter Seven7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The first time I was at Jacobs house was just to drop off something he had forgotten at school. I had fidgeted nervously in front of the door and had been a bit worried with confronting Jacobs dad. Im not a shy person, but he was, after all, another character from Twilight. So, I had been thankful when it was Jacob who had opened the door. Wordlessly, probably because I hadnt know what to say, I had handed over his stuff and turned to leave when Id heard it, a sound coming from behind me. It had sounded real, genuine, happy, and different from what I had ever heard from Jacob.
I should have known the moment the sound rang in my ears that it couldnt have possibly been Jacob. The voice sounded like him, yet it wasnt. However, the pure ringing of the laughter made me feel giddy for a second, giddy with hope, hope for a change of the forever sullen expression smoldered onto the boys face. I had looked over at the w
Jacob Black? Chapter TwelveChapter TwelveJacob Black? Chapter Twelve7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- -Kara- -
I dragged myself to my bicycle, not even pausing when the hall monitor called out to me. I was supposed to be at French, but with my heart thumping so unsteadily and my head whirling with pain, I decided to skip. I steered the bike to the sidewalk before getting on and riding home, all the while my mind kept flashing me images of Jacob; Jacob giving me a tentative smile, Jacobs face scrunched up in concentration, Jacob giving me a brilliant smile, Jacob looking angry
In a daze, I crossed the road without looking and didnt see a car coming. The Camry came to a screeching halt inches from my right leg. The driver stuck his head out and yelled at me for not looking before crossing. I apologized and quickly biked to the other side of the streets safety. Sighing, I stopped just before my house, and was about to go in when I decided to take a short ride before going home. I swerved into a park having learnt my lesson from before
Jacob Black? Chapter EightChapter EightJacob Black? Chapter Eight7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The world was spinning around me too much, too fast. Ive lost control of myself. I want it to stop; I need it to stop; I want everything to slow down. Stop! I demanded, but I found my voice weak with no energy at all. It wasnt my voice, I never sounded that weak. I backed away, willing everything to come to an end, horrified of everything, anything. Please, I pleaded. But my surroundings wouldnt stay still, it might have even spun faster, around and around like a merry-go-round, going too much, too fast.
All I could see during those moments of despair, of being lost in a world where I didnt even recognize my own voice, all I could see was Jacob and then her face. I hadnt known that Id fallen so deeply for the werewolf, fallen so deeply in love. I couldnt understand, comprehend why I would react so hugely, so badly toward just seeing her face. Her face.
It had only been a month and a bit afte
Jacob Black? Chapter 5Chapter FiveJacob Black? Chapter 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jacob and my friendship grew. It wasnt always by a significant amount, but when you stepped back to look at it, anyone could see that just over those few weeks, we had gotten to be steady friends. I enjoyed his company, even if he was a silent friend. I looked to him for help, and he was always one to rush to my aid, sort of like my knight in shining armour, I guess you could say. In return, I hoped to be patient enough for him when he was in pain, sullen from a reminder of her.
We were constantly with each other, talking, smiling, and him making me laugh. I wanted to see him laugh though. Not just any laugh, but I wanted to see real happiness, or even liveliness, in those beautiful dark eyes. I wanted to see for myself what the old Jacob, before he was caught up in everything from the Cullens to even just being a werewolf, what he would look like, grinning at me. And, how I would react to his forbidden emotion; would I be unable to stop myself from grinning b
Jacob Black? Chapter ElevenChapter ElevenJacob Black? Chapter Eleven7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- -Jacob- -
My hands shook as I left the cafeteria. I could feel Embrys burning eyes on my back as he followed me to wherever I was headed. I walked without seeing anything, not feeling anything. I heard the sounds of people talking and the sounds of lunch time at a high school, but I wasnt paying attention. All I really focused on was the sound of my heart beating faster and faster, and snippets of Kara and the idiot Zacks conversation replaying over and over again in my mind.
Whats happened to me?
Somehow, I had this tugging feeling at my heart. I was certain I had felt it before, but, I couldnt place my finger on when I had. I couldnt understand what made me get up from my spot at the table and leave. I couldnt understand why I suddenly felt angry at their encounter. It wasnt any of my business who Kara dated. Was it?
I twisted around to see Embry, eyes flitting from my face to the wa