CSI: SEA???3Maria Gabriella Isabel Martinez yawned, and carefully walked on the sidewalk, to prevent from bumping into other passerby's. It was the second day of the investigation of Francis Oui-oui-hon-non-baguette's murder, and barely anything had been done, as usual. Not that she was worried . No one was worried. The sun glared at the bustling streets of New York, cars and people filling the street . It had been years since she had moved to this city that never sleeps, and worked as an investigator.CSI: SEA???32 weeks ago in General Fiction
Bah, too sentimental. All she wanted now was to eat.
"Maria!" A voice called her name, and she turned to her right. Next to the sidewalk and on the street, a car had stopped. The window was down, and the man that called her was no other than a member of her neighboring team (team 13), Honda Kiku.
"Hey, Kiku!" Maria said happily, dropping all sorts of formality as she ran towards the car. "What's up?"
"Do you need a lift?" The Japanese man asked, smiling. "At the rate you're g
Chinese Banking Chi Loans Now Mandatory Out of China today; The World Mud reports that Chinese Banks now by law have to grant loans to increase one's Chi.Chinese Banking Chi Loans Now Mandatory1 month ago in Comedy
Weather it's tax breaks for making homes Feng Shui compliant; purchasing meditation equipment from a nearby store and earning a tax deduction that covers 90% of your purchase; or a business getting a loan to turn their office into a Buddhist sanctuary in a sea of overcrowding; The Chinese love their Chi.
A bill recently passed by the Communist Party of China made Chi related loans a law for banks. While Chi loans had been a tradition for centuries; many foreign banks with branches in China found the custom odd and refused these loans entirely, not anymore; refusing a Chi loan is not punishable by a fine of 10,000 Yaun.
In centuries past Chinese Banks have offered Chi, Qi, and other forms of mystical energy in the form of loans; famed heroes with these loans have slain many enemies and even defeated magical beings and enriched with the magi
Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch55Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch551 week ago in Introductions & Chapters
Gravity Falls pt1
"What's S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Mabel curiously asked Tweety.
"S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division. It's a secret military law-enforcement agency that helps superheroes protect the law and civilians from superpowered villains. The New Warriors program will help Dipper and Mabel control their powers and teach them how to became the best hero and heroine they can be. Currently the current members of the New Warriors program are being educated at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy which is where Dipper and Mabel will go if their guardian agrees for them to join the program." Tweety explained to the group causing Stan and Ford to sigh as Mabel and Dipper looked down sadly causing C.P. to look worringly at his cousins.
"What's wrong?" C.P. worringly asked his cousins.
"Stan and I have been Mabel and Dipper's legal guardians since the beginning of the summer. An old enemy of theirs named Gideon Gleeful had their parents killed after Di
Harvard to Televise Drinking Contests. Today on The World Mud we often times speak about well monied or well connected people and groups. Harvard is a college where rich people can attend and get many business connections.Harvard to Televise Drinking Contests.1 month ago in Comedy
Today Harvard used its connections to TV networks executives to televise their drinking contests. Early on in the first season many corporate sponsors have decided to sponsor their favorite frat boys. Some high ranking sponsors are able to get over 10 million dollars per year; with a grand prize of 100 million dollars for the winner and lesser; but still extremely good prizes for the runner ups.
Among college frat boys and bar hopping ladettes; the show is very popular with Superbowl like Television coverage and many corporate sponsors for the contestants. A Technology reviewer; gaming personality with over a million YouTube subscribers; and alcohol connoisseur; has courted technology companies to sponsor him. While the grandson of a Exxon CEO
FETW: 1 - Little Dowry, Quiet Village“Namaste, Sundara.”FETW: 1 - Little Dowry, Quiet Village1 week ago in Introductions & Chapters
“Namaste.” She said, with a smile.
“Where you headed to?”
“The book store. I just finished a really good story based on Dusta Putrom ko Thaga Gaya Kaise -“
“That’s nice. You’ll have to tell me all about it later. Kumar, we need to get that pav bhaji up and running before the lunch crowd comes!”
Sundara sighed and walked down the street toward the book store. Her father was pretty well known, owning an exotic trinkets shop, and she was also well known for her suitors. Sundara had grown up to be a beautiful and very independent girl; her long flowing black hair was shiny and healthy and the envy of other girls. Her big brown eyes were to die for, always perfectly shadowed in intricate colors that she put on herself. She had clear skin, hardly a blemish, and spoke intelligently as well as eloquently. She was the envy of all and the pursuit of many. But she was very parti
Charlie479-471 BCE- the Battle of Mycale fails spectacularly leading to an almost total decimation of the Greek forces. The Greater Persian Army conquers the Balkans. However, the Athenians agree to become a satrap per se of Persia. Only the condition is that Persia wouldn't be in complete control of Athens (similar to Norway-European Situation in OTL)Charlie5 days ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses
Within the Shadows The next morning, the handlers awoke, their eyes giving away just how tired they truly were. It was evident that neither Kaya or India had gotten much sleep, the mysterious Dires nagging on the backs of their minds. They both got up, leaving the large canines were they lay, and walked away, as if to not disturb their companions. Then the handlers stopped, and looked at one another, and Kaya sighed, “I just do not know… this is so weird.” She murmured, before looking over at the other handler, who nodded her head.Within the Shadows1 month ago in Short Stories
“It is definitely one for the books. I just can’t decide if the merle boy needs saving or if we are sticking our noses where they do not belong.” The dark haired woman stated, reaching up to the sky and stretching. It was then that Kuadarius appeared behind her, and stuck his nose in her back, giving her a playful, yet loving shove. India took an uneven stop forwards, before turning to stare th
Monsanto unveils new wineToday The World Mud comes from the wine world to talk about a revolutionary new wine.Monsanto unveils new wine2 weeks ago in Comedy
The wine made of special GMO grapes is green; instead of the traditional dark red varieties of wine with occasional deviations from red entirely. The grapes glow in the dark and the wine also glows in the dark; for Halloween or a candlelight dinner with dim candles.
The wine called “Monsanto's Green Brew” tastes and smells like cabernet sauvignon wine mixed with lime. One bottle of this wine has as much caffeine as 3 cups of coffee. The cost of this new wine is 30 dollars a bottle. Disgustingly enough, a bottle of this wine can hold a electric charge comparable to 3 AA batteries.
Not even the review character NC-17 San who reviews game mods will review this questionable wine.
Monsanto has unveiled plans for additional wines including a special “energy wine” which is 3 times as potent as the “Monsanto’s Green Brew”. There is also a wine fermented from a GMO str
Hypocritical Drug Dealer is Anti-VaxxorThe World Mud reports on a drug dealer who despite dealing illegal substances and not just marijuana which should be legalized.Hypocritical Drug Dealer is Anti-Vaxxor2 weeks ago in Comedy
The drug dealer hypocritically enough dislikes vaccinations despite the fact his needles will give people AIDS and other Blood borne illnesses and that the 5 needles his clients use haven't been washed in over a year. One of the needles he uses is slightly bent.
The drug dealer believes that vaccinations give people Autism even when his "withdrawal suppression vaccination" (a term he made up to describe giving a withdrawal sufferer more drugs) gives people AIDS and other illnesses. The drug dealer was quoted one saying "All I do is give people the illicit relaxing highs that the DEA had suppressed for years; but vaccinations stay away from those".
War On Drugs Veterans Demand Veterans Benefits[Article dated may 2025] The World Mud reports on a new protest in Washington. Protesters are flocking on Washington demanding Veterans Benefits for serving in the "War On Drugs"War On Drugs Veterans Demand Veterans Benefits4 days ago in Comedy
Former DEA agents; marijuana legalization activists; and people arrested for drug convictions have all united demanding Veteran's Benefits for serving in some way in a war on drugs. One well known marijuana activist and franchise owner of several marijuana dispensaries is demanding that some taxpayers join the protests with the demands that their tax dollars have funded this protracted war and as taxpayers; demand benefits for helping to serve this protracted war.
One noteworthy figure in these protests is a former drug dealer who; when marijuana was legalized in his state; found a store in a strip mall and opened a weed dispensary. The noteworthy figure has convinced many of the goods of marijuana; on his website he has many marijuana related reading material available for free and various video
GE Announces Kawaii Heart Monitor (Authors note: This was inspired by a Family Guy skit)GE Announces Kawaii Heart Monitor6 days ago in Comedy
Today on The World Mud, GE has announced a new Heart Monitor with cute images of hearts on it. There is also present a unlicensed image of a pink Pikachu with hearts on it's cheeks. A GE employee partially responsible for designing the product put Fluffle Puff on the product after a quick Google search about cute ponies. So far the heart monitor is only released in Japan as that country is the Kawaiiness capital of the world.
The Heart Monitor, if the patient is living; plays audio of a cute Japanese schoolgirl humming "Still Alive" From the Portal video game. When the patient is dead the the Heart Monitor plays Total Distortion's "You Are Dead" song or plays part of the audio of the "Parrot Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus in which a long list of euphemisms for death are spoken.
Corrupt Lawyer to Provide His Own Legal Defense Today on The World Mud: we report about a high-powered lawyer caught embezzling money from a high-end law firm; will appear in court providing his own legal defense, acting as his own lawyer.Corrupt Lawyer to Provide His Own Legal Defense1 month ago in Comedy
The Lawyer spent many of the embezzled money in his lavish lifestyle including renting a big apartment in New York; convincing his many mistresses to not go public; a beach house in California; a Ferrari modified to have various gold details; and deposited the money into banks that are hard to have the assets of frozen as it's in another country.
The man who will provide his own legal defense has taken out many of the jurors out to dinner; given one Juror who smoked high-end Cuban cigars smuggled out of Cuba; used his extensive connections within the corporate world to score one Juror a promotion; and given 100,000 dollars to all Juror's.
The Lawyer hired a well known conspiracy theory making political figure to suggest this trial was a ploy to fire the lawyer who was d
Hot Sauce Factory Weakens Ozone Layer? Today The World Mud reports on a press conference held a week ago; where the Koch Brother's are trying to shift the blame for Climate Change on a hot sauce factory owned by a rival businessman.Hot Sauce Factory Weakens Ozone Layer?6 days ago in Comedy
The Koch Brother's claim that if Hot Sauce burns your tongue and, in some cases; stomach lining than they can burn a hole in the ozone layer. The hot sauces factory particularly makes really hot hot sauces for various restaurants that rank high on the "Scoville scale". One of these sauces in particular is used by a world famous chicken place; where less than 10 people have successfully tackled a special that used their hottest sauce.
A PR Firm hired by the Koch Brother's claims the rival businessman's factory gave off air pollution filled with the chemicals from his hot sauce that burns a hole through the ozone like a katana going through a sheet of paper. The PR firm also claims that the Koch Brother's "pollution" used a special "ozone repairing" chemical that repairs the ozone damage ca
Kawaii Lobby Best New Lobby Group of 2014 The World Mud today announced a list from a lobby watchdogs on best new lobby groups in 2014.Kawaii Lobby Best New Lobby Group of 20142 days ago in Comedy
The top new lobby group is the "Kawaii Lobby" a group of artists who draw moe and cute drawings of famed characters. The Kawaii Lobby consists of many artists, from DeviantArt veterans to famed TV cartoon artists who draw cute characters; some of which aren't from the shows they work on; in their spare time.
The Kawaii Lobby is a major believer in Fair Use and Free Speech and often make political art with those themes. Examples are one members drawing Hasbro executives as a multi-headed Tirek holding Derpy Hooves in a cage labeled "Executive Censorship"; to drawing progressive political figures like Bernie Sanders and Rand Paul as cute chibi angels; to writing Pro-Fair Use letters to the judge during the Lenz Vs Universal case.
The Kawaii Lobby has given out more than 10,000 dollars to various senators and congressman over voting no on TP
Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch51Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch511 month ago in Introductions & Chapters
"Go Pollution!" the Eco-villains cheered happily causing the original planeteers and the others to glare at them.
"As my father said, let our powers combine." Della Nukem told his friends causing Letta Plunder, Selina Sludge, Verma Skumm and Betin Blight to nod.
"Super Radiation!" yelled Della Nukem causing her ring to glow.
"Deforestation!" yelled Letta Plunder causing her ring to glow.
"Smog!" yelled Selina Sludge causing her ring to glow.
"Toxics!" yelled Verma Skumm causing her ring to glow.
"Hate!" yelled Betin Blight causing his ring to glow before he and the other neo eco-villains pointed their rings towards the ground causing 5 beams of light to flow together and form a large ball of light which then turned into a fire ball as it floated into the air.
"By your polluting powers combined, I am Lady Pollution! Ha, ha, ha,!" a female voice told the group and then laughed as the fire ball turned into a strange looking teenage woman with pale yellow skin
Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch52Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch521 month ago in Introductions & Chapters
Fighting Pollution pt2
"Saturn Crystal Press Crusher!" yelled Crystal Sailor Saturn as she attacked Lady Pollution.
"Golden Crystal Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber!" yelled Crystal Tuxedo Mask as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Sapphire Mercury Ice Slash!" yelled Crystal Mercury Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Ruby Mars Fire Slash!" yelled Crystal Mars Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Emerald Jupiter Lightning Slash!" yelled Crystal Jupiter Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Tourmaline Venus Love-Me Slash!" yelled Crystal Venus Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Nephrite Starlight Slash!" yelled Crystal Earth Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Obsidian Rainbow Slash!" yelled Crystal Rainbow Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Topaz Solar Slash!" yelled Crystal Sun Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Onix Pluto Time Slash!" yelled Crystal Pluto Knight as he attacked Lady Pollution.
"Amethyst Saturn Silent Slash!" yelled Crystal Saturn Knight as he attacke
Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch53Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch533 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters
An Egyption Wedding
+Ballroom, Pharaoh Atem and Pharaoh Yami's Palace, desert, Egypt, a few days later+
As the guests looked around the grand ballroom of the royal palace, the brides and their grooms stood in the middle of the room and chatted with some of their guests just as a voice filled the air causing everyone to look at the end of the room where the band was set up.
"Thank you, everyone for helping us celebrate the wedding of my older brothers and their friends. And now, for tonight's entertainment. May I present, the first band of the night, The Scouts!" C.P. who was wearing his old armor from the Silver Millennium, announced before he walked away from the mike just as Princess Serenity walked over to the mike and began to sing as her inner court began to play their instruments.
Princess Serenity as the couples began to dance: yeah
Ever ever after
The Inner court: Ever after
Princess Serenity: Storybook endings
fairy tales coming true
deep down inside
we wanna believ
Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch54Sailor Moon: Before The Rise ch542 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters
A new school year and a new mission
Princess Serenity: Ever, ever after
+S.H.I.E.L.D. Tricarrier, a few days after the minis went home, day+
"But why us?" Serena curiously asked Director Fury as she and the other scouts and knights looked curiously at the older man.
"Sleipnir, I thought Peter and his friends were gathering teenage heroes and heroines?" Kayla curiously asked her former cousin.
"He is but there are more young heroes and heroines around the world and Peter is needed here in New York. We've received word that Taskmaster has escaped The Vault thanks to his helper the Vulture and is now after the teenage heroes and heroines who live away from New York." Director Fury explained to the scouts and knights causing Kayla to look worringly at her former cousin.
"Do you have a list?" Kayla worringly asked Director Fury causing the older man to nod.
"Yes. I can give it you if you agree to go after the heroes and heroines on the list." Director Fury told his former cousin
FETW: 2 - Love Me Three TimesThe day came for the contest and Tanupi set up the tents in front of his shop. Much to Sundara’s disagreement, Tanupi convinced her to let the prize be dates from her. Unfortunately, she would have to go on a date with the first, second, and third prize winners.FETW: 2 - Love Me Three Times1 week ago in Introductions & Chapters
The first prize got three dates, the second got two, and the third got one. She was not happy about it but Tanupi wanted his daughter to be able to live a dream he thought she wanted. Sundara didn’t hate her father at all and by no means, but she hated the fact that he thought that she was like the other girls in India and only looking for a rich husband rather than someone to love her past her dowry. She didn’t want to have a big house or fancy cars or need to live in the United States or Mumbai. She liked where she was, in her little town.
Though she liked her little town and though she was not particularly picky about her men, she wanted at least some class. So far, the boys that she was looking at w
FETW: 3 - Stranger Things Have HappenedSundara got dressed for her one and only date with Fateh and Tanupi walked in, looking at her. He gave her a whistle.FETW: 3 - Stranger Things Have Happened1 week ago in Introductions & Chapters
“You look lovely.”
“I wish that Takeal was this date.” She mumbled.
“Now, now, we can’t help that Sahim had a very good chingri malai curry. Just suck it up and do your task. You never know, maybe one of these suitors will take your heart and you can be married.”
“Are you trying to throw me out, Papa?”
“Of course not! I just want my only daughter to have the best life possible.”
Sundara sighed when she heard someone honk outside of her house. She looked in the direction of the honking and lifted a perfectly arched eyebrow. Did he just honk for me? This is not boding well.
“Well, it looks like I’ve been summoned. I’ll see you later tonight, Papa.”
Sundara walked out and saw Fateh in a small car and he waved at her,