It's Elementary!It all started on one September afternoon.It's Elementary!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
John and Sherlock had been living together for quite some time now, and the detective had gotten used to the various females that appeared around their flat now and then – John's girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, patients, relatives of patients, and basically every other girl within a half mile. However, he could sense that this time, it was something different. She didn't seem as if she was John's love interest; they seemed to be on more of a casual basis, so it could be easily assumed that they were colleagues.
“Sherlock, this is Joan...” John said, leading her into the living room that day.
Of course, introducing her by the name was meaningless – Sherlock would forget it anyway.
“Hi,” she said a little bit cautiously, shaking his hand. Beeswax cream, Sherlock noted mentally. She washes her hands frequently, has callouses on her palm - obviously works with her hands - but sh
Sherlock x Reader It's all Quite ElementarySherlock x ReaderSherlock x Reader It's all Quite Elementary3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(Okay, so thought I would give something like this a shot. Don't know how this is gonna work out, but hopefully pretty well. Enjoy! )
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Your alarm clock rang at an annoying rate. Slowly, you got up from the warmth of the covers and as the cold air hit you like a slap in the face, as it always does, you slapped your hand down on the snooze button.
Lazily, you walked over to your closet, grabbed the first outfit you saw and threw it on for school. It was your first day back to high school after your winter break. Usually, you'd actually be excited to go see everyone you missed over break, but today, you just weren't. Strange attacks were happening around school ( well, we have to give him something to show about) and you were nervous about going back and putting yourself in some situation. Not to mention the fact that earlier in the week, you got a call from school that you had to show around
Daddy!Sherlock x Mommy!Reader : ElementarySherlock cursed the pointless holiday! The only reason he was taking part in it was because his 4 year old Arthur begged him with puppy eyes. Sherlock sighed dragging his feet as he carried his son’s Halloween costume to his bedroom. Now, Sherlock didn’t ever dream he was going to get married, ever! But alas he did and it was awkward, so very awkward as he proposed, but you still loved him. Entering the boys room he saw his wife and son sitting on the bed waiting expectantly. Sherlock in truth had no idea what costume it was, all he knew was that he had to collect it. Placing the bag on the bed beside Arthur he watched as his son smiled up at you and tore through the bag. He handed the outfit to you, his mother, still leaving Sherlock in the dark.Daddy!Sherlock x Mommy!Reader : Elementary11 months ago in Romance More Like This
“Oh, my handsome boy!” You cooed as you dressed him up. He hopped out from behind you and attacked Sherlock with a foam sword. Sherlock smirked happily; his son had his love of pirates.
“You won’t kill anyo
England X Reader ~Elementary, My Dear Watson~England X Reader ~Elementary, My Dear Watson~1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The crumpled ball of paper was tossed to the wastebasket, and rolled around the rim of the waste bin before dropping in, joining ten other balled up story ideas and even more torn up papers. The pencil that hovered over your paper began to furiously scribble over the crude chicken scratch, making it illegible for anyone else who even attempted to decipher it.
You exhaled out of your nose, eyebrows furrowing as you glared down at the paper, impartial to your distress, and your gaze flew to the other paper that was the only one uncrumpled in the past half hour, though you were seriously considering it. You picked it up, and your eyes flew over the title in its old Edwardian Script, and couldn’t help but sigh again.
"So you think you can write? Join the Sherlock Holmes Mystery Competition, where you place the sleuth in a mystery only the great Holmes could solve! Winners will receive a one-hundred fifty dollar prize and be featured in the National Writer’s Association Magaz
EnglandxYoung!Reader - Slendy ElementaryEnglandxYoung!Reader - Slendy Elementary2 years ago in Horror More Like This
WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, GORE, AND IGGY BREAKDOWNS.
The Englishman opens the creaky, old door to an abandoned elementary. He carries with him a duffle bag, a flashlight, and a small hand-held video camera. The Englishman had just lost a bet with his American friend. The bet was to drink three alcoholic beverages and not get drunk well Arthur, the this that the poor drinking-challenged brit lost before he got done with his second. So since he lost he had to go to the abandoned elementary school, collect eight teddy bears and come out. Alfred insisted to take a camera in case he sees the infamous "Slenderman". Arthur couldn't believe his brother being so foolish as to believe such weird rumors. Although Arthur had seen weirder things so unfortunately he had to comply with it.
"I can't believe I am actually doing this " he says to himself annoyingly. "Okay So all I have to do is find eight bears? Sounds easy enough " the brit says. He t
Sherlock Holmes - An Adventure in Elementary“Office worker.”Sherlock Holmes - An Adventure in Elementary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes, seven and fourteen respectively, took turns describing the lesser people on the street to each other. The weather was dreary that morning, and the brothers’ feet smacked loudly against the wet pavement. Off in the distance, through the fog that had rolled in, a tall building stood out among the various homes lining the streets. This building was the school.
When they reached the school, the boys could see the mass of children, previously obscured by the fog, which had been converging outside of the doors to the elementary. Some were in tears, clinging to their parents’ pant legs, while others jumped excitedly and babbled to the others. Giving the woman who he could already tell was the teacher a disapproving look, Sherlock asked “How can she be a teacher after tha
Shibusen Elementary Chapter 1 Chrona's P.O.V.Shibusen Elementary Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"It's so dark in here...." Chrona thought, her lavender hair covering her pale blue eyes. "I hope it's almost morning." she whispered. Medusa had told her she would be attending shibusen elementary, Where both she and medusa would be spies. She tried to push the "spies" part to the back of her mind, though. She hated spying on others- she just wanted to make friends, but she knew if she ever spoke her mind to medusa, there would be punishment. Instead of thinking about being a spy, chrona thought of all the fun things she would do at school, wich made her even more excited for it to be morning.
"Why are you up so early?" Ragnarok sighed, coming out of chrona's
Elementary Sherlock/Reader REQUEST for janeweller Sherlock had been searching endlessly for a few weeks for the next criminal mastermind that had caught his attention. The thing was, no one has ever seen him or her, or at least has never seen them and gone, “Hey, there he/she is!”Elementary Sherlock/Reader REQUEST for janeweller1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Basically, this person he had been searching for was completely untraceable and almost impossible to find. He had to find them though, because according to the police records, they had a very long criminal record that went back into the early 00’s. A few charges of murder were included, but apparently, the people that were murdered were some men that were trained assassins, which had all been arrested hours before they were killed. What Sherlock had concluded was that they had worked for this person and had screwed up on the job. Along with those charges, this person was an incredible thief, and Sherlock was quite surprised when he found this out. No one had ever caught this person, or even got a picture.
RIP Sandy Hook Elementary victimsPlease keep Sandy Hook Elementary in your prayers.RIP Sandy Hook Elementary victims2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
How could they do this?
27 killed, 18 CHILDREN.
How could they take this towns bliss?
The town next to me,
5 minutes from where i was,
A tragic killing spree,
My school in a buzz.
My schools doors locked,
Everyone was shocked
There wasn't a sound.
In just moments the nation knew,
This doesn't feel real,
How could this be true?
It's numbness I feel.
I can't seem to grasp it...
I sit here in my tears,
Surrounded by fears,
Please keep the adults and children in your prayers. <3 RIP
The Surfer and the Merman CH 1The Surfer and the Merman CH 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was beautiful, sunny day in Cayucos, California. However, even the perfect weather couldn't improve the mood of one of the local residents as he gloomily walked across the sand. Surfboard in his hand, he stared out into the horizon, his natural blonde hair blowing in the wind. He then realized that he was the only person on the beach, which just made him feel worse. He felt so alone lately, ever since summer began. His parents had left him for a whole month to go visit relatives who lived a few states away. The poor surfer couldn't go with his parents because he had to take summer school classes.
"Fucking Econ...." He grumbled to himself.
The poor highschooler didn't even have any friends to help him with his loneliness. Besides his good looks and likeable personality, he was painfully shy and only had a few friends. And those few friends happened
A Heart Warming Bday Surprise! Kid!LovixKid!ReaderYou smiled to yourself as you finished getting ready for the big and fancy dinner your husband was going to take you out to today. You checked your reflection in the mirror, making sure that every part of your outfit and overall appearance was to your liking.A Heart Warming Bday Surprise! Kid!LovixKid!Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Then you went through your jewelry box to see exactly what piece of jewelry would complement the dress. You looked through various items and smiled as you dug through it. You didn't really like to keep too much jewelry, but the ones you did keep had deep value. There was the crystal pendant... the heart locket... and a tiny little pink heart necklace.
You took it out and giggled to yourself. At that point, Lovino stuck his head in the room with a confused look on his face.
"What's so funny?"
You turned around and showed him the necklace. Curious, he came closer and took it from you. Once he recognized what it was, he laughed and then put the necklace on as he kissed your cheek.
"Was that the present I gave you around the time when
Elementary, My DearAPH City is a place filled with crime. It is a daily occurrence to see a robbery. The city has a top police force as well; most crimes are solved within days. The chief proclaimed himself a "hero".Elementary, My Dear3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
However, there were some crimes that were so carefully planned out that they even stumped the police. That's when they turn to you, Detective [Name] [Surname], one of the best detectives in history. You easily solved those crimes.
You were sitting in your office; your feet propped up against your desk. You were reading the newspaper.
"Hmmm, molester, Im Yong Soo escaped from prison again, eh? This city ought to get better prison staff. So many convicts have escaped from prison," you muttered. You swiveled your chair and peered through the blinds. There was a group of police cars in the parking lot. "I wonder what crime it is this time, probably a murder."
You office door slammed open and the police chief walked in. He was slurping a drink and talking. "[Name] *slurp* I have a new *slurp
Thoughts On Bella SwanYeah, well, I've been reading a bunch of Twilight-based rants lately and thought I'd hop on the bandwagon while it's still fresh. **FAIL** For all you Bella-haters out there, please enjoy. For all of you who actually like Bella and are about to argue with me, YOU CAN SLAP YOURSELF SILLY WITH A FISH FOR ALL I CARE. C:Thoughts On Bella Swan6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Where to begin? Bella is, without a doubt, an absolute train wreck of a character. It's actually difficult to decide which of her alarmingly numerous flaws (despite her being a fault-less character) require attention first. Nevertheless, let's get started.
Bella Swan is the queen of Mary Sues, if not the goddess of Mary Sues, hands-down. If you don't know what a Mary Sue is, you don't even need to look it up on Wikipedia; as long as you know about Bella, you need no further explanation.
The story immediately starts off with her insisting (it's written in first-person, which is absolutely terrifying, as it means we must constantly be inside Bella's cesspool of a brain) that
Elementary School MemoriesElementary School Memories1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"AGH!!" Bird Bones moaned out loud. "I HATE SHORT DAYS!!"
Eric looked over at her with a cocked eyebrow.
"I thought you liked short days?" He asked proddingly. Bird Bones leaned over and rested her elbows on her knees; propping up her head with her hands. They were at her sister's elementary school, sitting on a bench, looking at all the children play on the playground equipment after the final bell had rung. BB and Eric had gotten out of school early that whole week because Thanksgiving break was close approaching.
"Well, I do, if it means we don't have to pick my stupid sister up from school." She complained. Eric leaned back against the bench and sighed out loud. Sometimes, BB's rivalry with her sister made Eric want to gag. Having no siblings himself, he simply could not understand their family dynamics.
There was a long pause between them.
"GAHH!" BB finally exclaimed. "What is taking her so long?!!"
"Maybe she's out there somewhere playing with her friends?" Eric asked.
AF: Elementary HackingCool blue and hazel eyes studied the two blonde haired children seated at the desk across from him. One thin, dark eyebrow rose slightly as one of the boys, the one on the right, squirmed under the stare. The other either refusing to show discomfort or not experiencing any in the first place, met his eyes evenly. The twins made a rather contrasting picture; one clearly guilty and trying to hide it, the other only feeling remorse at the fact that he had been caught.AF: Elementary Hacking5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Artemis Fowl the Second sighed, massaging his temples. "Explain." He ordered, his voice cold.
Unsurprisingly, neither of the boys made any move to enter the conversation. He watched as they glanced at each other and then stared purposely at everything but their elder brother. This would not do.
He focused his attention on one of them. "Myles."
The boy on the left jumped and swiftly schooled his face into a passably innocent expression. Artemis was almost impressed. A few more years, and it would be nearly impossib
The Worst Halloween Ever (2P Canada x Reader)“How can one man make so much of a mess?” said __________. She decided to do some spring cleaning around the house while Matthew was away. Between classes and work, both of them were exhausted. He’s been a Mountie for a year now, tracking and taking out any dumbass who tried to commit a crime in Canada and flee to America and his forest license to watch over the woods. Not to mention his work with Francis. She had a scholarship to college and has been living with him since. She’s been working at the bank and enjoyed it every now and then but her boss was an old friend of her mother’s and complete dick but her coworkers were really nice, especially the bank president, Mr. Braginsky. But today was the start on her new schedule. Mr. Gill, her boss, decided to call her out in front of the bank for an error. He started belittling her in front of everyone. She came home, visibly upset. This prompted Matthew to have a chat with the man. Since, he decided thatThe Worst Halloween Ever (2P Canada x Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
PrussiaxReader Kisses -Oneshot-PrussiaxReader Kisses -Oneshot-2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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You unwrapped the chocolate bar and took a small nimble. It was a normal Saturday afternoon, kids playing in the park while adults talk among each other. You ,eating a chocolate bar in your porch, yawn with sleepiness and frown of boredom. With another small bite from your chocolate, you heard the front gate open. You peek to see who it was. It was nothing, just the sexy, awesome, your childhood crush, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He cheerfully skipped toward you.
"_______ do you want a kiss~?" he asked having a devilish smile.
Hearing those words, your face turn red. You playfully punch him.
"Heck no." you lied, knowing deeply inside you wanted to kiss him. "Like I'll kiss you."
Pink still tinted in your cheeks, you glance at Gilbert. He had his hand between his face and looked like he was shaking. 'Is he crying?' you thought. You placed your hand on his silver hair.
"Bwahahahaha!!" He burst
Daddy!Sherlock x Mommy!ReaderSherlock would never admit it but he loved you, treasured you but he had no idea what you were making your child read. Oh yes! You both had a child together, after a night of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and deciding to experiment afterwards, back on point, you woke up with Sherlock in his bed and later that week found out you were pregnant. Sherlock nearly fainted.Daddy!Sherlock x Mommy!Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Not that I approve of fiction but Arthur seems to be at the level to read something like the hobbit not this baby rubbish.” Sherlock whined holding your three year old between his legs, while your son skimmed through the book. You smiled fondly at your son, Arthur; he was like a mini Sherlock, the same curly chocolate locks, attitude and mental capacity. All he got from you was your eye colour.
“Sherlock he is only 3.” You shrugged sipping your tea. Sherlock kissed Arthur’s head and hopped to his feet eyes flying over the bookcase before he pulled out an old copy of the hobbit. Resumin
Sandy Hook ElementaryToday started out like any other day. I woke up, got dressed, woke up Mom, ate a quick breakfast. I was late for school again. Told my mom I loved her. Said "Hi" to the secretary, to the guidance counselor, to a friend. Waited for the bell to ring to go to class.Sandy Hook Elementary2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I had been worried about the five quizzes and tests I had to take today. One in Algebra II, one in Religion, one in Chemistry, one in Government, and the last in Spanish. I thought that would be all I'd have to worry about today.
I wish that was all I had to deal with.
I made it to Algebra, Religion, Chemistry and Chem. Lab. That's when we heard the news.
The superintendent came on the loudspeaker and called for our attention twice. The first time, since she said it was a special announcement, I thought it was for the student of the month. Then I heard the tone of voice she was using and I knew there was something wrong. I had no idea how wrong.
She told us that due to an event that had occurred at Sandy Hook Elementary
Flu Shots (Spain x Reader)Flu Shots (Spain x Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
The mantra you had began a while ago repeated in your mind while you opened the heavy door of the brick building in front of you.
Flu shots this year were being administered in an elementary school gym that was quite a ways a way from your house, but nonetheless, you had decided to get one when you had heard from multiple news stations that the season would be a particularly bad one.
And so, you followed the directions papered onto the walls to the gymnasium, finding its open doors quickly, after you had smelled the sterility from the hallway over.
You took a deep breath in, before walking into the large, brightly lit room. It wasn't that you were deathly afraid of needles, no, but no one was totally complacent to the idea of a nurse jabbing a syringe into their arm. And what if you got a tough nurse?
Shivering at the thought and pushing it out of your mind, you walked over to the fold out table in front of the many stations, each of them paired wi
Elementary, My Dear 2It had been a few weeks ever since the evidence was found. You were waiting for the autopsy results to come in. You were in your office when the phone rang.Elementary, My Dear 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello, is this [Name]?"asked a voice. It was Michelle.
"Yes, this is her, what does the British idiot want now?"
"Um, he wants to invite you over to his office for tea." You could hear her voice quiver. A pang of guilt hit your stomach.
"Sorry for snapping at you Michelle, how is your job?"
"My job is fine; I usually just file the paperwork or clean up his office."
"Oh, how is Arthur treating you?"
"He's fine. Why do you dislike him so much?"
"We used to be friends until college. Then, he began to get so competitive. It's like I don't even know him anymore. Um, what time should I drop by?"
"He wants you to come as soon as possible."
"Thanks, I'm on my way." You heard the phone click.
You were in the elevator, riding up to the top floor. The doors opened, and you stepped out. A little boy ran inside the elevator. He reached to pres
Avengers Chatroom - 1 (Avengers x Reader)(y/n) has logged on.Avengers Chatroom - 1 (Avengers x Reader)2 months ago in Humor More Like This
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
Tony has logged on.
Steve has logged on.
Bruce has logged on.
Thor has logged on.
Natasha has logged on.
Clint has logged on.
Loki has logged on.
Tony: Ugh this meeting is so boring!
(y/n): Oh my gosh I know
Steve: Really? We should be paying attention instead of texting under the table.
Tony: I'm a rebel.
Thor: I do not understand. What does 'facepalm' mean?
Thor: I am being serious.
Thor: WOULD YOU STOP IT ALREADY
(y/n): You think that's funny Loki? Wait till I tell him this...
(y/n): Thor, I ate all your strawberry poptarts.
Tony: Dammit Thor, you yelled that out loud! Now they know we're texting!
Natasha: Phil's looking at us!
Clint: I think he's going to log on!
Tony: Quick, fill the chat up with something stupid so they won't stay and read this!
Phil has logged on.
Tony: WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY
BBCS:FF - Elementary, Watson"What is the significance of your grandfather's sweater?" The boy turned around dumbly, his eyebrows low over his eyes and his mouth hanging open, incredulous.BBCS:FF - Elementary, Watson4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"W-what?" Sherlock was feeling particularly patient today, so he didn't snap or allow his tone to become sardonic.
"The sweater you're wearing, that your father gave you before he went away for military service." The young boy blinked long and hard, his jaw even more agape, before abruptly falling onto the seat of the carriage with a thud.
"How did you How could you possibly know that?" he asked, aghast. Sherlock smiled a little, always pleased to have an occasion to show the skills he had worked so tirelessly on.
"It was really very simpleI observed you, noted points of interest, and deduced your circumstances from the data I collected.
"For example, your father's military career. I could tell by the way you held yourself as you entered
Dear MommaDear Momma2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Guess what? It’s Friday, it’s Friday!
I can’t wait to go to school!
Go a little faster! I wanna see go see my friends!
Bye bye Momma! Give me a kiss!
I’ll see you afterschool Momma,
I love you so much.
Hey Julie, hey Marshall!
It’s Friday! It’s Friday!
Christmas is almost here!
Teacher, I’m scared,
What’s going on out there?
Oh no! It’s getting closer!
Momma, I don’t think I’ll make it home today.
Your little boy is sorry.
I love you Momma.
I’ll see you in Heaven.