Bob's Tattoo and GroceryGraveyard shift sucks. That's it, it sucks, no two ways about it, no making lemonade from those lemons, graveyard shift is a soul-sucking, mind-sapping experience that only the rare person who gets off on misery can enjoy. Naturally, it was the only type of work I could find for my summer vacation.Bob's Tattoo and Grocery5 years ago in Short Stories
The local grocery store, Bob's Discount Tattoo and Grocery, had decided to start offering twenty-four hour service to the strange folk who need to buy a gallon of milk or a carton of cigarettes at 3 o'clock in the morning. They needed brave young men and women to man the front lines of the night shift, and, needing a reason to get out of the house during the summer, I applied and was fortunate enough to be hired. It didn't take me long to realize that work sucks almost as bad as being unemployed.
You see, for the earlier part of the evening, we have a few people here and there who come in for the aforementioned odd item, people who for whatever reason just couldn't wait until daylight to pur
7 - BabiesKathlee7 - Babies6 years ago in Science Fiction
So how great is this? I'm in a house with a real live merman. Out of all the places I could have ended up, I end up here with that. Sure I was a bit freaked out when Joe suddenly sprouted a tail and started talking all funny, but the beauty of him kept me in silence. To look at him made my stomach (not Speckers) lurch with fascination and anticipation. I was wondering what would happen next but hoping at the same time that he wouldn't turn around and see me.
Killian was acting weird when he came back from getting Joe to bed and an explanation to all this would be so nice. I mean, their brother just turned into a merman, I think they owe me a bit of an explanation as to how that happened
As I slept, I was awoken by the sound of someone vomiting in the bathroom. I opened my eyes and listened as whoever it was continued to vomit for almost an hour and a half. I was afraid to see who it was because I wasn't exactly sure it if it was a virus or anything an
The ChupacabraThe Chupacabra2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
The Chupacabra (Thylapotator hircoraptor) is a species of carnivorus marsupial indigenous to southern North Mondanova.
The Chupacabra is a coyote-sized animal with leathery greyish skin, covered with a thin coating of hair. A row of spines runs down the lower back. The head is dog-like, with pointed ears, and a narrow snout. The mouth can open very wide, and is armed with sharp canines that protrude past the lower lip when the animals mouth is closed. Powerful back legs, and a long, stiff tail allow the Chupacabra to stand, and even hop bipedally in a similar manner to the kangaroos of Oz.
The Chupacabra is a solitary nocturnal hunter of small ungulates, rabbits, rodents, and birds. Due to it's weak jaws, and delicate fangs, the Chupacabra can only process the blood and soft organs of it's prey.
Distribution and habitat
The Chupacabra can be found in a variety of habitats throughout southern North Mondanova, often near h
Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by ChupacabraAs predicted by Twihaters of yore, the Chupacabra’s tryst with teenage fans of the bestselling novel, Twilight, has proven to be fatal.Faking news-Twilight fans sucked dry by Chupacabra3 years ago in Short Stories
Thirty-one teenage Twilight fans masquerading as tourists were reported missing in a Perivian village last month by superstitious local authorities who blame the Chupacabra, a (mythical?) blood-sucking creature, that has left its fang-marks over the majority of northern South America.
The tour group is said to have pestered locals to reveal the whereabouts of vampire-like bloodsucking mythical monsters. The group stayed at a local termite-ridden inn and allegedly bothered the residents with its squawking declarations of love at odd times of the day and night. In vengeance, disgruntled residents directed the tour group to the closest thing nearby that resembled traditional vampires- the Chupacabra.
‘Those brats kept making the oddest sounds throughout the night!’ exclaims Lalia, barmaid at the inn. ‘We woke up at 2 a.m.
H.W.E. - Chupacabra Hound V2Name: Chupacabra HoundH.W.E. - Chupacabra Hound V25 months ago in Settings
Aliases: Nocturnavenator letalis, Spider-Dog-Demon Thing
Height: 3-6.5 feet tall at the shoulder
Weight: 80-280 lbs.
Length: 6-15 feet long
Heat Sensing: The nostrils of the chupacabra hound contain an analogue to the Jacobson’s organ found in snakes, allowing the gorgonopsid to sense thermal signatures given off by other animals.
Bloodletting: A chupacabra hound’s saliva contains an anticoagulant very similar to the one found in vampire bats, causing a bite from the creature to bleed profusely for an extended period of time.
Jaws of Terror: The fangs behind and in front of the chupacabra's saber teeth contain a devastating hallucinogenic venom. Physically, all it really does is knock creatures unconscious, but psychologically, victims are tormented by their worst fears: essentially, the venom turns the victim's mind into a torture chamber. Recipients are assaulted with their phobias; traumatic events
MK Guest Fighter: Chupacabrafrom Mexican Werewolf in TexasMK Guest Fighter: Chupacabra4 years ago in General Fiction
Costume 1: It's (rather bizarre) look from the movie.
Costume 2: An anthropomorphic version of a real-life chupacabra that was found in Waco, Texas.
The Chupacabra is a vicious, blood-sucking werewolf from Latin America that attacks goats and other livestock. It's existence is never proven officially and most people don't believe it exist, though there were some who claimed to have encountered the beast before. When Shang Tsung discovered the vampiric animal, he became its master and took it to Outworld. Shao Kahn was impressed by the fact that a savage creature like the Chupacabra would make a great inclusion to the Mortal Kombat for obvious reasons. Contrary to popular belief, the Chupacabra not only eats animals, but it also eats human flesh. This means that any kombatant fighting for Earthrealm will likely be bait for the carnivorous monster.
*Claw Swipe: The Chupacabra slashes its opponent with i
ch1 The Chupacabrach 1 The Chupacabrach1 The Chupacabra7 years ago in Fan Fiction
~~~~~~~~~[some were in the middle of Mexico]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Voice: *running and panting threw trees and bushes trying to get away from who ever is chasing me*
Soldier: Move,Move,Move!!!!Its getting away. *chasing a green,scaly monster that has sharp teeth and claws*
Meorque me persiqes? PORQUE?!?!? [translation:why are you chasing me.WHY ME]Aaaaa.. *I was surrounded by a bunch of men*
soldier:Now calm down,all were going to do is help you.
Me: (i calmed down a bit but was ambushed from behind)
Man:Got it,now put that muzzle on the Chupacabra and put it in the truck,Now!!!!!!
voice:All right General. (a British accent) But did you have to hurt the poor thing?
female voice: Yeah,why did you really need to do that,the thing was about to come with us any way?
General:Even so,we can't risk this one for what it has done.
Meorque me,por...que... (fell into a comma)
British voice: see what you did to the poor thing,my god its only a teen for Christ sake!
Interview With a ChupacabraThey say the blood drinking creatures, vampires and so on, are usually vicious killers. However, this chupacabra I found seems quite civilized.Interview With a Chupacabra9 years ago in Humor
I found him in my yard conversing with a somewhat bewildered goat that was staring at him blankly as goats usually do. Of course this was made easy for the goat–being dead. He told me later he was apologizing to the goat's soul, as it had been a reincarnated politician. I had shrugged it off and offered him some barbecued goat. I'm a pretty good cook as far as I'm concerned, and his compliments are encouraging.
He's sitting in an armchair in my living room, reading. I've found that he's great conversation, and surprisingly scholarly. He's been living with me for a few days now. I suppose I should start questioning him. On the small table beside him I place some leftover goat and a strong cup of tea. I sit back on the couch, lounging comfortably with my own hot mug of Earl Grey beside me.
"So, Chuy," I begin. He looks up expectantly through the
CH2 meet the ChupacabraCh2 Meet the ChupacabraCH2 meet the Chupacabra7 years ago in Fan Fiction
~~~~~~~[2 hours late]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me: *in head*Aaaaa,what happened? (look around my surroundings)Were am I and what the hell is my mouth cored with?
British voice: Aw,i see your up now.
A bug eyed man walks toward me and i hid under the bed.
British voice: Now don't be afraid of me,my name is Dr.Cockroach Ph.D.
Me: *I looked at him with a scared expression on my face*
Dr.C: Do you trust me that I'm a friend and that i don't want to hurt you?
Me: (i got out from under the bed and shook my head to tell him yes sensing that he was telling the truth)
Dr.C: good,now I'm going to ask you a few questions and then I'll take you to see the others,all right.
Dr.c:very well then,first one.Are you a boy?
Me: *did not responds*
Dr.C:are you a girl?
Me: *nodded yes*
Dr.Co you have a name?
me: *looked down and started to cry*
Dr.C: My dear,are you all right?here let me take that muzzle off of you.
he took the muzzle off and i said in a English tone...
8 - The MermanKathlee8 - The Merman6 years ago in Science Fiction
There's this show on BBC about a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost that live together in the same house and try to pass off as normal humans for a while. When I saw Killian in the restaurant, it reminded me of that show. Except in this case it's a merman, a vampire, a who-knows-what, and a pregnant chick that live in the same house. Things just couldn't get any weirder.
Or could they?
I don't think I'm far from it being that way. I think eventually, I'm going to be the queen of mythological creatures or something because everyone seems to just reveal themselves around me I hope Killian wasn't a vampire because I couldn't handle something like that
As Killian drug me to the car, I couldn't help but notice his skin was rippling, like there was something crawling under it. He held my arm tightly, which hurt a lot, but I finally got out of his grip, which made him stop.
"What is going on? Killian!"
"Just just get in the car. Drive me home " he ans
Envystuck Chapter 1 Part 3Envystuck Chapter 1 Part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Gamzee’s breath hitched in his throat reading over Karkat’s answer again, ‘yes’ he just couldn’t believe it, Karkat was now his Matesprit just like that, it was so easy, he wished he’d asked Kar earlier, oh well he had him now.
[CG]: YES, I LOVE YOU GAMZEE
[TC]: M-mOtHeRfUcK, I LoVe YoU tOo KaRbRo <3
[TC]: …I’m GoInG oVeR tHeRe
[CG]: HUH?! N-NO! PLEASE DON’T!
[TC]: W-wHy NoT? : o (
[CG]: CRABDADS PROBABLY STILL PISSED AND I DON’T WANT HIM HURTING YOU…
[TC]: ThEn CoUlD yOu CoMe OvEr HeRe?
[CG]: GAMZ, LOOK… I’M SCARED TO EVEN LEAVE MY RESPITE BLOCK AT THE MOMENT, WHY DO YOU WANT ME OVER THERE ANYWAY?
[TC]: Oh Ok SoRrY bRo, I jUsT rEaLlY nEeD tO sEe YoU aT tHe MoMeNt : o (
[CG]: IT’S FINE GAMZ, AND I GET THAT… BUT… WHY?
[TC]: CaUsE… i LoVe YoU aNd I MiSs YoU…
[TC]: AlSo… I dOn’T wANt YoU To bE In PaIn AnYmO
Envystuck Chapter 1 part 1Envystuck Chapter 1 part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Have you ever loved someone so much that you felt that you would die if you couldn't ever see them? Well that's exactly how I feel about this great guy I met, Karkat. I loved him from the second I laid eyes on him. He was just so amazing, and he wasn't like all of the other trolls on Alternia, he wasn't easy to date. You actually had to try, not just go up to him and say "Hey, you want to go on a date?"
It wasn't like that at all. And THAT was what made me fall for him. I'm even sure that he might have a tiny crush on me too. But as of right now that doesn't matter, because there's something inside of me, ready to burst out at any second and kill everyone that I love, starting with Karkat.
It's because of the fact that I'm a subjuggulator and I can go sober and kill people at any moment, that the other trolls don't trust me, don't like me, and I can't be more than moirails with Karkat. It's a forbidden love, truthfully. I have to escape this hell. Though I've tried many times, I still
Envystuck Chapter 1 part 2Envystuck Chapter 1 part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Karkat's head hurt trying to get his thinkpan around what had just happened. First he came over here to find out what was wrong with his moirail, then he tries to be helpful and ends up hitting Gamzee in the head with a fucking faygo, had a bit of a break down about his ex-matesprit and now his moirail is telling him that he was in love with him, what could be more down right obscene?
Gamzee couldn't bring himself to look at Karkat, he didn't want to know what expression Karkat had, he wished he hadn't told him, he probably ruined their friendship, worst of all he probably ruined their moirailship. Gamzee was snapped out of his depressing thoughts we he felt something wrap around his waist and nuzzle into his back. Karkat had no idea what he was doing, he couldn't help himself but to hug and snuggle up to the clown, he didn't know what his feelings towards Gamzee were until now… he still wasn't completely shure, but holding him like this felt right somehow.
Gamzee figured out it was Ka
SqueezeAuthor's Note: This is a slash story!! Don't like slash then don't read this, for it contains slash...Queen slash. Freddie/Brian and Roger/John in particular.Squeeze8 years ago in Fan Fiction
This story is rated PG-13 for alcohol usage, some swearing, and mild sexual content.
"Why exactly did Freddie invite us all over?" asked the shy bassist John Deacon, trying to keep his luggage up so it wouldn't fall out of his grip.
"There was a pesky leak in my water tank so Freddie decided to let me stay at his place until it was fixed but it looks like it wasn't enough having just me with him," replied Roger, while he knocked the door to the flamboyant frontman's house. A loud and annoyed sigh came from the guitarist Brian May.
"It's probably another scam to throw some party," he said in frustration. The door opened and Freddie came out to greet them, even though he looked like he just woke up due to the fact he was still in his pajamas.
"Hello, darlings!" he said cheerfully, "Come in! Come in!"
Freddie led the others inside a
Polonia contraataca veveriteleCe-ai verde?Polonia contraataca veveritele7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word
Why you feeling blue?
Ţigări cu gust de cireaşă
Şi pâine de graham feliată
Astea sunt câteva dintre lucrurile fine
Care îmi desfată zilele marine
Sărutul tău sătul
Ca o boabă de strugure
Tăcerea dintre noi
Ca o frunză în mugure
Smulgeau bărcile din mal
Cu ochii verzi
Cu pielea arsă
Porneau spre casă
Rupeau umbrelele întinse
Citeai în podul casei
Cu şurubelniţa şi ciocanul
Mângâiam uşor asfaltul
Surâde-mi muză oarbă
Dulce libertate cu barbă
Dă-mi o singură dorinţă
Şi o suită de păcate
În miez de noapte
Salivam în tundră
Iarba gri uscată
Faguri de miere
Flori de rodie şi de hibiscus
Why you fee
La chupacabraLa chupacabra, la chupacabraLa chupacabra6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics
No puede desayunar
Porque no tiene
Porque le falta
Las cabras para chupar.
Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader)Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader)2 years ago in Romance
The stack of plates you were carrying crashes to the floor at the sound of an agonized scream coming from down the hall. In a panic, you hurry to clean up the mess before it is noticed. Mistakes are unforgiveable in this house. In the rush to remove the shattered porcelain from the floor, your finger gets cut on one of the sharp edges. Your eyes widen in horror at the sight of the blood running down your hand. A bandage will definitely be needed, and you will have to go to Hatori, the house doctor, and explain how it happened. You trust Hatori not to tell Akito about it, but you have to serve Akito his lunch later, and he never fails to notice anything. If the cut weren’t so deep, you would consider keeping it wrapped long enough for the blood to dry and then removing the bandage, but it’s the kind of wound that will keep opening up every time you put any pressure on it. ‘I could lie about it…’ the very thought sends a cold shiver down your spine. Lying t
Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader) 6Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader) 62 years ago in Romance
“I love you, Akito-sama.” Akito stares at you in shock. Realization of what you just said wakes you out of your semi-conscious stupor and you meet his eyes with an equally surprised look of your own. Dread builds up inside you. You hadn’t meant to say that just yet. What if he wasn’t ready to hear something like that and he reacted badly? Is it possible that he doesn’t feel the same way about you? What will you do if all the time you put into building your relationship goes to waste over a few words that slipped out when your guard was down? The need to run wells up inside you, but you squash it down. It was a promise you’d made to Akito, and to yourself, that you would never run from him. No matter how bad you want to escape from what you know is about to come, you can’t leave him unless he pushes you away himself. There is no way for you to rescind your words, and nothing you can say to change the course you’re on, so you stay quiet and
The Cat And The BatThe Cat And The BatThe Cat And The Bat5 years ago in Fan Fiction
"Crap..." Grimmjow muttered as he walked through the streets of Las Noches, it figured that Ulquiorra's birthday was tommorrow and the stupid bat didn't even tell him... he had to find out from some random subordinate.. and not having a present, he decided he only had one choice: Get help
Grimmjow only new of one way to get help for his little problum, and that was, unfourtinatly, going to Ichigo Kurosaki for help.. as he ran through the streets of Karakura he started to really hope that the orange-haired man was home... he arrived at the Kurosaki clinic and jumped up, opening the window to his rival's bedroom and perching himself on the sill, "Hey, Woman," he said, looking down on the Soul Reaper's bed and spotting the smaller Soul Reaper sitting there engrossed with a book, "Don't call me that," she growled out with a frown, "Yeah yeah watever.. were's Ichigo?" "Taking a shower, he's not up for a brawl today," "I'm not looking for one, I need a quick present for U
Chupacabra Vampirate SongOn the ship, my hands are burning and my spikes are growing hot,Chupacabra Vampirate Song5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics
Any longer in the sun, and I would surly start to rot,
Give me a pint of O positive, drink it up, 1 2 3,
I'm the happiest vampirate to ever sail the sea.
Something More (Crona x Reader) Soul EaterSomething More (Crona x Reader) Soul Eater2 years ago in Romance
“Hey there,” you say as you sneak up behind your best friend and wrap your arms around his waist. “So, what have you been doing? I hope you didn’t have too much fun without me.”
“__-____! Don’t sneak up on me like that… it scares me. I don’t think I can handle being surprised like that…” You smile. His strange behavior could always make you smile. “Why are you hugging me like that? I’m not used to being this close to a girl,” he says, looking back at you and nervously playing with his sleeves. You giggle and back off a bit.
“Oh, no reason. It’s just that you’re so cute I can’t help myself sometimes!”
“Wh-what?? You shouldn’t say things like that, _____, people might get the wrong idea! I don’t think I can handle it if people get the wrong idea!” You laugh again. He really is just too adorable.
“What if it wasn’t the wrong idea, though?&
Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader) 2Together Alone (Akito Sohma x Reader) 22 years ago in Romance
Since that day you brought him lunch, you have become the only maid allowed to tend to Akito. You had made sure to wake him up when you heard footsteps nearing his room, because you knew he wouldn’t want anyone to see him like that. By the time Hatori opened the door, ready to do the evening checkup, Akito was sitting by the window again and you were on your way out with the tray of empty plates. The doctor had been surprised to see you unharmed, and Akito looking so calm. He asked you about it later that evening and you told him that you managed to keep your finger from being seen while you were working. His eyes showed that he felt doubtful about that, but he didn’t ask any more questions. Now, two years later, you are somewhat of a celebrity among the staff. Since only you have to attend the master of the house, the rest of the maids aren’t getting hurt as often. In a normal situation, they would be angry that you are receiving special treatment, but since everyone
From Ghoulies And Beasties pt3From Ghoulies And BeastiesFrom Ghoulies And Beasties pt34 years ago in Humor
File Three: El Chupacabra
"Man am I glad that you speak Spanish," Ichigo muttered as Rukia paid the cab driver (now that they had gotten some yen exchanged into other currencies like peso) "You should be," she replied with a smirk as they walked into the Camino Real hotel, "Hola," Rukia said to the receptionist as she walked up to check in, Ichigo in the mean time was just looking around the huge lobby of the hotel, they were right on the coast of the ocean overlooking the beach and there was no sight more beautifull, there was even a huge pool outside and a lagoon along with the beach, "Come on Ichigo, let's go," Rukia said, tugging on him slightly towards the elevator, he just nodded along and followed her, "So what happens if we go to a country that you can't speak the languege of?" he asked as they got on the elevator, she thought about that for a moment, pressing the right floor button, "Hm.... we'll cross that bridge when we come to it," she replied sim
Dangerous Men (Bel x Reader x Hibari) KHR 1Dangerous Men (Bel x Reader x Hibari) KHR 12 years ago in Romance
It was your first day at a new school, and you were scared. Not just nervous – literally scared. You had heard of the school’s disciplinary committee, who beat students for even being late, and you, _______ ________, were almost twenty minutes late. You glanced around nervously as you walked through the school gates. When you didn’t see any scary-looking guys running out to kill you, you took a deep breath and dashed for the doors. You were just about to reach your goal when a hand clapped down on your shoulder from behind. You froze, and then slowly turned to see who had stopped you. “Y-yes?” You were met with a cold glare, which happened to be set in a very handsome face. You stared at your assailant. He had dark, raven-colored hair, and cold gray eyes. You realized too late that looking into them was a terrible idea. His eyes were the eyes of a predator – the moment you made eye contact, you were completely frozen