My Hero, AmericaMy Hero, America5 months ago in Humor
My Hero, America
For the girls who never acted like "girls should"
Oh no. This was the end for you. Where was Alfred? You were getting beaten relentlessly by Gilbert and Mathias. Every hit became worse and worse until...
"THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!" Alfred screamed. He punched Gilbert as hard as he could. Then, he grabbed Mathias and started violently punching him in the face.
He turned to you and said, "_______! There's still a way you can be saved! The ledge... you can heal yourself on that ledge!"
You nodded and said, "Right. Copy that. Thanks, Alfred, for being a great hero." You started to sprint to the ledge. There was a series of platforms that lead to the ledge. You began to jump and climb up the platforms as fast as you could. You only had three more to go.
"Not so fa
THE ULTIMATE CREEPYPASTA ADVENTURES 4Okay,this is the 4TH ONE,ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!THE ULTIMATE CREEPYPASTA ADVENTURES 43 years ago in Humor
Welp,it never hurts to write it
ADVENTURE 16: OLD AGE
Slenderman: *is old,duh* JEFF,WHERE'S MY WATER?!
Jeff: *is also old* In the fridge,you coop
Slenderman: BUT I CAN'T REACH IT
*fridge is right next to him*
Slenderman: *slams face on table* OW,MY BACK
Jeff: DON'T YELL,YOU'RE MAKING MY EARS RING
Slenderman: We'll be together forever,Jeff? Nyeh,Jeff? Nyeh Jeff? Nyeeeeh,Jeff? *floats around Jeff* Nyeh,Jeff? Nyeeeeh Jeff?
Jeff: *wakes up* GAH! *looks at clock* *smiles* Oh,it was just a dream...*turns to side,to see Slenderman laying down looking at Jeff*
Slenderman: Or was it?
Slenderman: Well not really,though,I just wanted to scare-
Jeff: *throws Slenderman out of the room*
ADVENTURE 17: FUNERALS
Slenderman: *sobbing in hands*
Jeff: What's wrong,Slendy?
Slenderman: Oh,my hamster died...
Jeff: Oh,I'm sorry-
Slenderman: *jumps up* LET'S HAVE A FUNERAL!
Teaching Darkness:Memories C23Teaching Darkness:Memories C236 years ago in Fan Fiction
Dark froze and twitch his ears. There was another presence here again, and Dark immediately took that as a bad thing.
Sitting up from his laying position on the couch slowly, he peered over the back of the couch, not raising his head higher than his eyes.
I need to stop being so para-YAHK! Dark had lowered his head again and glanced to his left, and the next moment, he scrambled backwards over the couch in fright, hitting the abyss floor hard and not taking any moment now to process the shockwave of pain that had resulted from that.
Once he was far enough away to instill any sense of security, he took a better look at what he had run from.
Blue furred, crystal tipped, and pale copies of his eyes, arms folded and teeth slightly bared as the eyes were narrowed. This, of course, was neither Mephiles nor Iblis.
Repeating the same curse in his head again and again in rapid succession, Dark forced a fake grin on his face to mask over his unease, even though
BirthdaysThe tears wept and shared, the angst fueled and calmed, the storms that have brought our worst selves, the cruel words said but we never really meantBirthdays11 years ago in General
Our AdventuresChapter 1: Welcome to the Sound Village?Our Adventures5 years ago in Fan Fiction
The Sound Village.
Home of the Leaf Village's number one enemy, Orochimaru, who is one of the three legendary Sannin.
But there are many things that are not known about Orochimaru and the activities the Sound Village partake in. Like the tour that is being held there right now.
Groups of people gathered at the gate of the village, waiting anxiously for the arrival of their tour guide, who was late beyond belief.
"Hello people!" a deep voice boomed out from nowhere, causing the people to jump and scream out of fright.
"Oh my god what is that?"
"Are we gonna die?"
"No! I don't wanna die! There are so many boys I haven't molested yet!"
Everyone else in the crowd turned to look at the man who shouted that disgusting statement, only to find some weird person dressed in a Santa Claus outfit.
The man chuckled nervously.
"What? I don't know who said that atrocious statement because I certainly didn't," the man said nervously, staring back at the hordes
AT W/Fionna and Cake: Bad Little Neighbors, Part 1(Setting takes place in the Grass Kingdom. Fionna is in the living room looking out the window, while Cake is baking a soufflete.)AT W/Fionna and Cake: Bad Little Neighbors, Part 13 years ago in Humor
Cake: Oh girl, Cake, this is the best soufflete you’ve ever made! Ye-ah!
(Cake high fives herself, then walks up to Fionna, who is looking out the window. Cake looks concerned.)
Cake: Hey Fi, what’s going on?
Fionna: I’m watching Gumball and Marshal Lee blowing bubbles to eachother outside our house.
(The two look out the window. Prince Gumball is sitting on one side of the grass with Lord Monocromicorn, while Marshal Lee is sitting on the other. Prince Gumball blows a bubble, which pops in front of Marshal Lee.)
Prince Gumball (Bubble): Hello, Marshal.
(Marshal Lee smiles, then blows a bubble back.)
Marshal Lee (Bubble): Hey, PG. Cool bubbles.
(Back in the treehouse, Cake gives an evil smile.)
Cake: Aw, girl, I have a KILLER prank!
(Cake grabs the soufflete and drips the juice into a cup.)
Cake: Let’s blow bubbles with our own messa
Req 4 :devdinzydragon:: Ultimate List of FactionsAllied AllianceReq 4 :devdinzydragon:: Ultimate List of Factions2 years ago in General Fiction
Regular Factions (Instructed by Mr. Dos)
1st Marine Special Operations Battalion
1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta
2nd Intelligence Battalion
3 Commando Brigade
4th Marine Regiment
4th Military Information Support Group
8th Communications Battalion
41 Combat Engineer Regiment
101st Airborne Division
112th Special Operations Signal Battalion
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment
528th Support Battalion
528th Sustainment Brigade Airborne
707th Special Mission Battalion
Afghan Air Force
Afghan National Army
Albanian Air Force
Albanian Land Force
Albanian Naval Force
Alien Task Force
Alvin & The Chimpunks
Armenian Air Defense
Armenian Air Force
Armenian Border Guard
Army of God
Asian Defense League
Sponge Piece OpeningThe Pirate King named The Flying Dutchman owned most of the treasure around the world before he was executed by the World Government 22 years ago. Even to his death, he still smiled as he said his final words..."My treasure is yours if you want it, but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece..."Sponge Piece Opening10 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays
To this day...pirates all over the world searched in the Grandline, to find the greatest treasure ever...he who finds it will be King Of The Pirates and the keeper of treasure One Piece!
Gathering up all of our dreams
(Spongebob runs off and jumps off the cliff smiling ear to ear wearing Luffy's outfit, with a quick one second pan of Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Plankton as in order Zoro, Nami, Usopp, and Plankton)
Going to search for our desires -- One Piece!
(Spongebob threw his arm upward, stretching over 20 feet and throwing towards the ship. THe result made him pulled towards the ship and still smiles as he grabs his hat tight, so it won't fall o
Robot and Monster-Model Citizen Alt. EndingAUTHOR'S NOTE: For those who had already seen my 'BEST SHOW EVER!' picture, you guys are already aware about the Nick show, 'Robot and Monster', a show I am OBSESSED with and anticipate every Saturday for. For those who are RnM fans, I'm sure you've watched the episode, 'Model Citizen'; if not, then I suggest you watch it on the Nick website before it gets replaced with newer episodes. Anyway, the episode is about a famous fashionista recognizing Robot as the 'new standard beauty', and thus Robot becomes an instant celebrity and it goes to his head. However, when it causes a rift between him and his friends, and Bea refused to allow them to attend a 'beautiful people' party with him, she gave him the choice of deserting them and 'stay beautiful' or return back to his 'ugly life'. Of course, Robot chose the latter, and the ending was kind of sad...besides the fact Perry lost the frown he had gained moments before the episode's ending. I waRobot and Monster-Model Citizen Alt. Ending3 years ago in Short Stories
Choosing a Senior Quote PoemChoosing A Senior Quote PoemChoosing a Senior Quote Poem2 years ago in Free Verse
Perfect crime (rock paper scissors)
Surrounded by idiots
Horrible to boys
Wove, not love
Sucking sorta good
While you sleep
Four Swords: Blue the PirateIt was a warm, sunny day in Hyrule. Not a cloud was in sight, and all was well in the land. A small camp set up in the woods was no exception, with a tent and four sleeping bags set up, ready to welcome four heroes into sleep once night came. For once, it was peaceful.Four Swords: Blue the Pirate2 years ago in General Fiction
Normally, Hyrule was filled with adventure, with danger lurking in every corner. Monsters popped up in uninhabited areas from time to time, some kidnapping various residents of the country, others merely blocking passages between the scattered villages and towns, preventing transportation. Occasionally mysterious caves and holes in the ground popped up in different places, demanding immediate exploration to look for any signs of danger. Sometimes villagers and townspeople needed odd jobs to be done, jobs that were too risky for the ordinary person. Once in awhile, something like mail delivery or cutting down grass to prevent further growth needed to be done, with no one willing to do it. No matter what the task, when adv
NOTLA Pt.1 NICKTOONSNOTLA Pt.15 years ago in Fan Fiction
OF THE LOST ARK
Part 1: South America, 1936 With The Nicktoons
We look upon a huge mountain in South America as the sounds of the jungle can be heard everywhere. We then see four figures walk in and stand in front of the view of the mountain. One was a Sponge, one was a genius boy, the other was a bucktooth kid, and the last was a teenage Halfa. The four were Nicktoons and they're names were Jimmy Neturon, Timmy Turner, Spongebob Squarepants and Danny "Phantom" Fenton...his nickname was Indiana Dan. They were wearing cool suits, especially Danny. He ha
NU: HotN: Chapter 1Nicktoons: Howler of the NightNU: HotN: Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction
Chapter 1: Release the Beast
Late at night at the Pupununu, far outside the village where the Juju Temple was, someone had climbed up the long set of stairs and was standing at the dark temple.
The person held up a scroll which seemed to have an image of a map. "It should be here somewhere." He said to himself as he looked at the map and went farther in the temple. "But where? Where?"
It was Traloc. He put down the map and noticed something on the wall. He found a large crack shaped like a doorway and a small tag taped on the middle with print that said 'DO NOT REMOVE'. He pressed his ear against the wall and knocked on it with his fist.
Once he did, he smiled and shouted, "Yes! I found it at last! The barrier that seals just what I need to take over to measly village known as the Pupununu."
He looked at the scroll again as he continued saying, "Behind this barrier is the most powerful Juju in existence; the most feared by all who know of him. So powerful
NU: The Ultimate TalesNicktoons: The Ultimate TalesNU: The Ultimate Tales5 years ago in Fan Fiction
One sunny day in the Dimmsdale Park, in the center where a large white fountain was, Jimmy and Timmy were sitting there on the edge of the fountain having an "important" conversation.
"So what do you think?" Timmy asked Jimmy.
Jimmy gave him a look as he replied, "Well, it's so obvious: me, of course."
"No way!" Timmy yelled with a frown. "I'm the one who would be chosen!"
Jimmy shouted back, "With my superior intellect, I have a much more clear advantage!"
"Well, I'm the one who's liked best!"
Then suddenly, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear to see what's going on. "What are you boys arguing about this time?" Wanda asked.
"Just trying to figure out which one of us is gonna marry Cindy." Timmy answered with a shrug.
"Ooh!" Cosmo smiled. "That's the argument they always have the most."
But Wanda told the two, "You sure this is a time to be arguing? I mean after what happened a couple days ago "
Jimmy and Timmy stare at each other until they smile and chuck
Bloomladdin Ch 1Ch 1: The Story Truly BeginsBloomladdin Ch 110 months ago in General Fiction
"The Story truly began on a dark night, where a dark woman, or rather, female dragtuar; a cross between a dragon and a centaur waits, with a dark purpose..." Jack narrates as the story begins at night as a female figure waiting for someone to appear.
She was a very slender and tall centaur female with long black flowing hair as dark as the night, Her eyes were as red as blood, and covering her gorgeous and slender bare chest was a burnt red bra and on each wrist, she wore two silver gauntlets. And...down at her waist was a horse-mare's body with a blood red coat with a long black flowing tail. On the back of her horse bod where the huge wings of a Dragon, on top of her head where a few long grey horns of a Dragon, clawed finger nails and teeth with sharp canine points to add to the ferocity of her appearance, she carries a black sceptre that resembled the head and neck of a Dragon with a blood red orb in it's mouth, and on her round and enormous flank was a
My Favourite Cartoons and AnimeDarkwing Duck (1991-1992, 91 episodes)My Favourite Cartoons and Anime11 months ago in Profiles
DuckTales (1987-1990, 100 episodes)
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (1989-1990, 65 episodes)
Goof Troop (1992-1993, 79 episodes)
Bonkers (1993-1994, 65 episodes)
Adventures of the Gummi Bears (1985-1991, 95 episodes)
TaleSpin (1990-1991, 65 episodes)
The Little Mermaid (1992-1994, 31 episodes)
Aladdin (1994-1996, 86 episodes)
Marsupilami (1993, 13 episodes)
Gargoyles (1994-1997, 78 episodes)
Timon and Pumbaa (1995-1999, 85 episodes)
Tiny Toon Adventures (1990-1995, 100 episodes)
The Smurfs (1981-1989, 256 episodes)
Snorks (1984-1989, 108 episodes)
He-Man and the Masters of Universe (1983-1985, 130 episodes)
She-Ra Princess of Power (1985-1987, 93 episodes)
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1983-1986, 95 episodes)
Transformers (1984-1987, 98 episodes)
ThunderCats (1987-1989, 130 episodes)
Jem (1985-1988, 65 episodes)
Blackstar (1981, 13 episodes)
BraveStarr (1987-1989, 65 episodes)
Ghostbusters (1986-1989, 65 episodes)
The New Adventures of Flash Gordon
Winnie the Pooh ReviewWinnie the Pooh Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides
(We open upon a tree home in the hundred acre wood. Loud crying is heard inside. We see
that HttC is now taking care of an orphaned baby bird, scrambling to change the baby and
warm it's milk.)
HttC: (trying to change the bird, to the melody of Rock-a-bye baby) Rock a-bye baby,
please sit still! Please don't cry, you're driving me CRAZY! (Checks the milk and sees
it's not warm enough yet. Runs back to the birds as the top of the bottle begins to swell.
HttC finally manages to get the diaper on the bird, only to find that it's too big. The
HttC: Well at least your happy. (Notices that the bottle top has swelled to a monstrous
size, HttC begins to panic and grabs a broom and begins to attack it.)
HttC: BACK! BACK YOU MONSTER!
(The top explodes, spreading milk all over HttC. The bird laughs. HttC sighs and sits
Follows the adventures of Christopher Robin and his friends Pooh, Tiger, Eeyore, Piglet
and more in the Hundred Acre Wood's. This is Rumor Control, here are t
NU: TFC: Chapter 5Nicktoons: The Final CountdownNU: TFC: Chapter 54 years ago in General Fiction
Chapter 5: Lie Awake
When Jimmy, Timmy, Dani, and the new aid from the future Nicktoons; Darry, Tammy, Tommy, and SpongeTron, arrived back at Amity Park, it was almost dark. They went into Fenton Works and discussed further plans to try and stop whatever DarkEvil was planning with the use of two important items. With no idea so far, they decided to get some rest after the long day they all had. Maddie wasn't sure about having so many kids staying at her house while her son was missing, but upon seeing her future grandson staying also, she immediately changed her mind.
Tammy stayed with Danielle in her room, Tommy and Timmy stayed in the guest bedroom up in the Op-Center, and SpongeTron made himself at home down in the basement.
Jimmy and Darry together stayed in Danny's bedroom. Darry offered Jimmy the use of the bed, but the genius insisted that he take it instead and that he would still be comfortable on the floor.
"Hey Jimmy?" Darry asked as he lay on
Saturday MorningsWhen I was seven years old, I'd wake up early Saturday morningSaturday Mornings2 years ago in Free Verse
To watch my favorite cartoons on TV.
Danny Phantom, Spongebob, Avatar,
I loved them all.
By the time I was 13,
I thought I grew out of them.
(save for Avatar, of course)
I was a big kid,
Cartoons were for the younger crowd.
Now I'm in high school,
Nearing entrance to the real world,
And when it's Saturday morning,
And I'm the only one around,
I turn on the TV,
And watch my favorite cartoons on TV.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,
And, of course, Avatar.
I'm a big kid, who cares it's for the younger crowd?
Worst Day Ever 'Best Day Ever Parody'(( READ THE DESCRIPTION FIRST!!! IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING ITS YOUR FAULT!!! ))Worst Day Ever 'Best Day Ever Parody'4 years ago in Free Verse
That Damn Sun came out and he laughed at me. Said I'm going to burn your eyes out just wait and see!
Jumped out of bed and I stubbed my toe! Then I slipped and fell out my window
It's the worst day ever! (worst day ever)
It's the worst day ever! (worst day ever)
I'm so bored got nothing to do, spent the last two hours in the ICU
Every beast, every crazy man, is grabbing me with there gross hand.
It's the worst day ever! (worst day ever)
It's the worst day ever! (worst day ever)
Sometimes the little things start trying to kill me, when I'm feeling good! The way I probably should! I get attacked cause of something that's misunderstood!
That Sword don't scare me it can't disguise, this blood shed happening right before my eyes.
Soon that Damn Moon will be shining bright! And the zombies will begin the fight!
Yes the gory fight goanna last all night now.
It's the worst day ever! (worst d
Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island CH3Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano IslandNicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island CH32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Chapter 3: Quest for the Amber Stone
The sun rose high on the island, with yellow light streaking across the horizon. The palm trees swayed in the ocean breeze and sunlight dappled through the forest.
In the Chosen Ones' hut, the group was still asleep. A ray of light touched Danny's face, causing him to blink and open his eyes. Sitting up and rubbing said eyes, the ghost teen looked around.
Looks like everyone's still asleep, Danny thought. He slid out of the hammock and walked outside. A cool, moist breeze was blowing from the sea.
Taking a deep breath, the ghost hero gazed out to the lagoon. He suddenly felt someone next to him and noticed Sam standing beside him.
"It sure is pretty, isn't it?" she said, smiling.
Danny returned the smile, but inside he began to get a funny feeling in his belly. It seem to happen every time he was with the goth girl.
"Yeah," the teen sighed, putting on a brave face, "pretty."
Sam looked at h
NU: TFC: Chapter 8Nicktoons: The Final CountdownNU: TFC: Chapter 84 years ago in General Fiction
Chapter 8: Infiltration
Back at Fenton Works after Danny had returned from being held captive by DarkEvil LaserPants, and they explained everything that they knew to him, Danny was eager to find Platform and its code. But the others decided to hold off on the mission for a while to get reacquainted with Danny and let their brains simmer from all the knowledge they had learned in one afternoon.
"Please, Dad, come on!" Darry begged and pleaded to Danny, who was sitting on the couch with an uninterested stare. "Show me some of your new ghost moves! Teach them to me!"
"I said no!" Danny shouted in annoyance. "Why can't you get that through your-" but he quickly stopped and smiled, "What I mean is, Dar, maybe you should show me what new moves YOU can do. You had to have gotten stronger since I saw you last."
Darry thought this over. "Yeah I guess that's true. But wait till we fight a SpongeCog bot. I can see you in action and you can see me."
Mason's Toybox Part 1January 6th, 2020Mason's Toybox Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
Inspired by Spongebob Squarepants™: “Selling Out”
It was a 40-degree winter morning, and Lora Jett was wearing appropriately bundled clothes today. Her daughter had already been escorted to elementary school an hour earlier, so Mom was ready to go to work.
But as she opened the door to report to her post, someone was at the counter. Lora knew that this was before opening time, so no one was supposed to be here besides the staff. She thought, Oh no, not another surprise! Can’t a work day just go right for once, villains or not?
Lora reached up and rattled the door’s bell a few times, then cleared her throat and announced, “Excuse me, Mr. Hearst? Would you mind telling me who that guy is?”
The unfamiliar man turned around, revealing himself to be a businessman in a jet-black suit & blue tie, wearing transition glasses, clutching a dark leather briefcase, and bearing a glistening slicked-back do of blonde hair almost as brigh