The Llama Badge SongGive a llama,The Llama Badge Song3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Get a llama,
And maybe another little llama.
I have lots of badges,
I even got a cake.
But then I saw the way,
Of the llama badge.
I got a llama badge,
And it told a tale.
So now listen, for a little while,
About the llama badge.
Did you ever get a llama?
Or a super?
Or the albino llama?
Ninjas of llamas?
Is this how it's told now?
Is it all so gold?
Is it made of rainbows?
Now I am getting sad,
I've run out of badges.
Time for me to trade badges,
And level up.
If You Give a Bitch A Llama...If you give a bitch a llama, she's going to ask for a fave.If You Give a Bitch A Llama...5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you give her the fave, she'll probably ask you for a watch.
When she's finished being a whiny bitch, she'll ask you if you know anybody cool. Then she'll want to look through your friends to see if there's anyone she can bitch at.
When she looks through your friends, she might notice that all your friends are awesome.
So she'll probably ask you for a feature.
When you've given her a feature, she'll want you to tell her how awesome she is.
She'll start posting single word comments on everything you upload.
She might get carried away and fave every fucking thing in your gallery.
She may even end up devwatching all your friends as well!
When she's on her period, she'll probably start crying on moaning on your page for no reason.
You'll have to put up with that shit, because if you block her, she'll make an alternate account in order to piss you off some more.
She'll seep into your cyberworld, make herself comfortable and pis
Llama PoemLlama Poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Fellow Llama lovers,
When life gets you down,
Share a Llama with a stranger,
don't worry there's no danger.
Llama's hold the key to happiness,
with their fuzzy hair and camel-likeness.
Their pointy ears and toothy grins,
give in to the llama's its not a sin.
You know you can't resist,
that cute little face.
Share the love for the almighty Llama.
Canada X Reader - HeroThat was the last straw. You lost your little sister, Sarah, in a car crash after her 6th birthday last March. Your little brother, Leonard (he preferred being called Leo, though) was paralyzed for life in the same accident you lost Sarah and he had been suffering since March 13th when he lost his sister. You were devastated when your eleven year old crippled brother spazzed as the...the...monster inside him stunned his brain and blasted it to bits, rendering him unable to blink and breathe; thus he suffocated to death. Your father was a Spanish man fighting for the American army over in Afghanistan, due to come home anyday now. How would he feel if he came home to only one child of three left? He had been gone for only a year and in that one year, lost two children. Your mother was sobbing uncontrolably on the wooden table in your kitchen.Canada X Reader - Hero3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You rolled your eyes as you walked over to the fridge and pulled out leftovers from Saturday night's dinner. She wouldn't even get up to coo
Japan X Reader- Anime Pick Up LinesJapan X Reader- Anime Pick Up Lines1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Japan X Reader- Anime Pick Up Lines
A/N- Yep… you bet… XD
I couldn’t help myself and it kinda seems what Japan would do… KINDA.
Warning- Kinda dirty references here. X’D ...More like really. XD I regret nothing. Absolutely nothing. X'D
Alfred was going over to Kiku’s for a surprise visit. Without even knocking or alerting Kiku to his presence, he entered Kiku’s Japanese styled house and stalked through the halls. Expecting nothing to be out of the ordinary, he was shocked when he heard two laughs, followed by a light masculine and Japanese accented voice.
“Hai, Hai. Ret’s see… Ah, I’ve got one! ‘You’re the only dirty thing I rike.’ Can you guess?” A feminine chuckle bounced off the walls and entered Alfred’s ears as he stopped walking
2p!Canada X Reader- Soft Spot2p!Canada X Reader- Soft Spot1 year ago in Humor More Like This
2p!Canada X Reader- Soft Spot
A/N- Some cussing. Deal with it. It’s 2p!Canada. What do you expect? Rainbow unicorns shtting rainbows? NOPE. XD
The door slammed open and closed, your boyfriend’s trademark heavy boots slamming against the wooden floors of his- er, I mean both of yours cabin. You looked up from the TV as the angry Canadian marched into the room, holding his bloody hockey stick. He was all bloody, probably from hunting poachers, as well as his pet polar bear, Kumajirou. You could barely see the blood stains on his red flannel shirt, but otherwise, you could see the blood in his soft, golden wavy locks, on his fair skin, ripped jeans, and his boots. You sighed, shaking your head.
“Gimme your weapons and get yourself cleaned up, Mr. Bloody,” you said, rising from your spot and striding swiftly over to him. He only g
Germany X Reader- Cuddle (Quickie!)Germany X Reader- Cuddle (Quickie!)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Germany X Reader- Cuddle (Quickie!)
“Let’s cuddle, Luddy,” you said, tugging at your sexy German boyfriend’s shirt sleeve from where you sat beside him on the couch.
“Nein. I’m reading,” Ludwig answered, turning a page of his book.
“Neinnnn. Mein Gott, hov many times do I have to say zhat?” he said, his gaze flickering towards you in for a second.
“Until you say yes,” you answered, huffing and crossing your arms over your chest. You puffed out your cheeks and looked away from him, with a cute pout.
“... Let me finish zhis chapter, und zhen ve can cuddle,” he said, reading
Hetalia X Reader- Canada's HugHetalia X Reader- Canada's Hug1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Hetalia X Reader- Canada’s Hug
… Matthew Williams, the most nice, shy, and invisible, not to mention syrup and pancake loving, Canadian.
Quietly opening, closing, and locking the door, you walked down the streets, thinking of places where your quiet Canadian friend was. He could be in the park or at his house. Perhaps even at the market to buy more pancake ingredients and/or Canadian brand maple syrup.
Shrugging, you decided to check the park, where he enjoys to relax and spend nice days like this one.
❤Time Skip Brought to You by Canada Showering in Maple Syrup While Sexily Dancing❤
You arrived at the park’s iron gates, welcoming anyone and everyone in. You darted in, now determined to find Matthew.
After walking around and checking
Teacher!2p!Italy X Student!Reader- TeaseTeacher!2p!Italy X Student!Reader- Tease11 months ago in Romance More Like This
Teacher!2p!Italy X Student!Reader- Tease
A/N- This is somewhat based off of my own personal experience, but ya know. It’ll be in the description if you wanna hear the story. XD
Warning- A bit of cursing.
You leaned against the school’s plain wall as you waited for your rather late English teacher to let you into the, might I add, nice-smelling room. Always pleasant to enter, since it holds a refreshing cold and a nice smell that’s way better than the gym room, where it smells of sweaty guys. They should make a gym separate for girls.
A teacher, specifically Mr. Vargas, the Italian teacher that teachers Italy’s history (not to mention he gets a bit excited about that subject, due to his heritage and patriotism), passed by you, swaying his hips back and forth sexily that made all the girls swoon. Even you, but you didn
Chains: Part 1 (Eyeless Jack x Reader)(((PSST! Hey guys, this is an author's note. There's actually a Prologue to Chains, which sets up the story. Without it, you'll be missing a LOT of details... Please scroll to the description for the link to it!)))Chains: Part 1 (Eyeless Jack x Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
When I went to the basement, I didn’t know what I was expecting to find, or even what I was looking for. As I descended the stairs I couldn’t help noticing that the lights were already on their dimmest setting, giving the room’s contents an eerie glow. Horror movie posters and weapons lined the walls, with action figures, replica masks, life-size standees of horror icons and other horror-oriented merchandise lining the floor and tables. Glancing around as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, my heart came to an abrupt stop.
Leaning against the far wall was a figure clad in black, barely visible in the darkness save for a navy blue mask and tufts of brown hair sticking out
Neko!Axis X Reader- POOFNeko!Axis X Reader- POOF11 months ago in Humor More Like This
Neko!Axis X Reader- POOF
A normal sunny day, with the birds chirping happily--... Scratch that. The day was pretty clouded, showing signs of rain. Not a great start to a ‘normal’ day, eh? Anyhow, you slouched on the couch, browsing through channels boredly.
News. Cat got rescued. Man killed. (Oh joy. What a wonderful town you live in.) A dog found protecting an injured cat. Boring British shows (Those are completely shitty in your opinion.)... Absolutely nothing was on! Well, anything good.
“Just great,” you growled, flinging the remote at the TV. You groaned and looked out the window, only to see the clouds cover the impossibly blue sky more. “Or should I say it how Arthur would put it? ‘Brilliant.’” You mocked his British accent, laughing slightly, only for that to be tossed away as
Reasons to Give Out LlamasIt's a fellow deviant's birthdayReasons to Give Out Llamas3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You don't have points or PMs
But you want to make this special
So give a llama!
There's this beautiful thing in dA
When a deviant gives a llama,
And the receiver gives a llama.
Two words. Llama trade!
That deviation is nice.
That gallery is nice.
That llama is nice...
Show appreciation to your favorite deviants with llamas!
Whoa, that's a beautiful contest piece
Whoa, it's first place, too
However do I congratulate this deviant?
I know! Congratulate contest winners with llamas!
Oh, I'm really glad that someone liked my work.
Oh, he/she left a fav too?
AND A WATCH?
Return the favor with a llama!
I can't believe that my work is that nice
That someone said it's fit for a DD!
Someone suggested your work as a daily deviation?
Send all your watchers to send out llamas!
Oh my gosh!
Someone featured your work as a daily deviation?
Send all your watchers to practically
Flood his/her computer with llama badges!
Wow, that DD was fab.
Better check my messages.
Spain X Reader- Do He Got Da Booty? (Quickie)Spain X Reader- Do He Got Da Booty? (Quickie)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Spain X Reader- Do He Got Da Booty? (Quickie)
(f/n)- Friend’s name
A/N- Like, one cuss word. Oh, and also, this is like really short and quick and something that I just … threw up. No, not literally. XD
Btw, mes beautés means ‘my lovelies’ in French. Get used to it, because that’s what I call you guys~! *tackle hugs everyone* ;w;
You and (f/n) were sitting next to each other in your class. Antonio, your best friend and crush, sat in the desk directly in front of you, which gave you a great view of his back.
(F/n) had known about your crush on Toni since the beginning, which a lot of times she/he would always hint it to the very oblivious Spaniard. You found it hard to believe that Toni could seriously be that oblivious. She/he was practically screaming, “(NA
GerIta - RecognitionWarning: Follows the HRE = Germany theory. Don't like, don't read.GerIta - Recognition3 years ago in Romance More Like This
For Ludwig, this was increasingly obnoxious.
No - not just obnoxious. Obnoxious and unsettling. Disconcerting. And awfully god damn confusing. It seemed to defy every aspect of Feliciano's apparent personality and to have no underlying cause, that Ludwig could see. But there had to be one. Why couldn't he see it?
As Ludwig's colleague, Feliciano had always been a bit... clingy. He'd hang off of him and hide behind him, pick him flowers, joke around, and attempt to have a good time, especially when trying to blow off work. This was both annoying and subtly endearing to Ludwig, who placed training above all else, but might have been willing to... rearrange his priorities for the right person.
So he did. But it brought a lot of unexpected change.
Now, as... as partners, Feliciano acted noticeably differently. There were still plenty of moments when he acted just as one would expect - peppy, affectionat
2p!Germany X Reader- Cat and Dog2p!Germany X Reader- Cat and Dog1 year ago in Romance More Like This
2p!Germany X Reader- Cat and Dog
A/N- I read somewhere that 2p!Germany likes cats and he has a secret fear of dogs. XD
Don’t make fun of him though. Everyone loves the lazy bastard~ <3 (Yes, I secretly like him. XD We could be lazy together.)
Oh, by the way, ((these are Author Notes XD)).
Warning- Stron- You know what, screw this. You should know me by now! XD I (sometimes) freaking curse like a sailor! But, yeah, strong language. Plus it’s 2p…
Glaring at the light grayish blue cat sitting in front of you in an intimidating manner, narrowing its own violet eyes, you eyed its stitched scar stretched under its left eye (strangely resembling the one on your boyfriend’s face), his well developed muscles under all the fur, and the bow striped black, red,
2p!Romano X Reader- Hair2p!Romano X Reader- Hair11 months ago in Humor More Like This
2p!Romano X Reader- Hair
A/N- UHHH. I was looking through some ask blogs and I found 2p!Romano’s and I saw that someone asked him if they could touch his hair. XD I want to touch it now; it must feel so silky.
The bed bounced up and down as a new weight jumped onto the cloud-like mattress covered by thick, fluffy covers. A blonde haired male looked up from a fashion magazine, his gray eyes studying the female staring up at his silky hair, slightly tousled.
“Si?” he asked, glancing back down at his magazine. The female giggled and leaned over to him, no words slipping from her soft lips. Her hand ran through his hair, much to the blonde Italian’s annoyance. “Bella, what are you doing?”
“Your hair is so silky, Flavio,” she giggled, running another hand through his hair.
Illusion|Eren x ReaderAnother day, another battle to be won.Illusion|Eren x Reader2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Fresh air, trees that stretch high into the air, fields of grass with no end in sight- this is what Eren loves, the feeling that simply can't be found inside the walls.
This sensation of true freedom.
"Eren! There you are!"
Turning around, the confident boy meets eyes with his best friend. "Armin. You prepared for today?"
The smiling friends exchange thumbs ups.
"Yeah! The gas is full, we haven't seen any titans for the last twelve hours, and all our supplies are go. I have a really good feeling about this expedition!" Armin exclaims.
"That's good to hear," Eren agrees.
"I'm going to my area now," Armin continues, getting on his horse. "I'll see you later, Eren. Good luck!"
Eren nods, watching his friend gallop off into the distance. With a grunt, he jumps onto his own horse, moving to his place in the formation, in preparation for the expedition.
"How do you feel today, Eren?"
ItalyxReader .:.Bring on the Coffee.:.ItalyxReader .:.Bring on the Coffee.:.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
ItalyxReader .:.Bring on the Coffee.:.
You slowly walked out onto your balcony holding your mug of coffee, overlooking one of the many beautiful canals scattered across the wonderful city of Venice. You took a sip of your morning brew, a smile working its way across your lips. Leaning on the railing of the balcony, you glanced down at the little pathway next to the nearest canal, raising a brow at what you saw.
Barely visible from your point of view was a head of red-brown hair completely frazzled. You pushed away from the railing, walking back into your room, placing your coffee down on your dresser and opening up the closet door. You grabbed your black robe, slipping it on, followed by matching black slippers.
After grabbing your coffee once again, you headed towards the front door of your small flat, taking a glance into your mirror as you passed by. Your hair could have been in a much better state, but you were much too worried to what was with the person outsi
You are SpecialYou are Special1 year ago in Romance More Like This
A Free! MakotoxReader fanfic
You were wiping down a table in the small café you owned and operated yourself when you first saw him. He had his back to you as he sat heavily down at one of your outdoor tables, as if he was exhausted. He even let his long arms hang limply beside him. If that wasn't the body posture of an exhausted man, you were a monkey's uncle.
You made your way outside to take his order when you noticed the name of the local firehouse along with the name of Tachibana on the back of the dark blue shirt the man with brown hair was wearing. You also noticed a faint hint of smoke around him as well.
Not the smell of cigarette smoke, thank goodness. You could never abide that smell. But since it seemed he was a fireman, it would make sense that he smelled of smoke, and that he was tired.
You smiled faintly and went back inside; shortly afterward you came out with a glass of lemonade. You walked around behind the man and set the glass on the table. The man turned
Loki x Reader: Unwanted Endeavors ~ Part 29~ FINALYou had stayed as long as you could for the reception. You watched as Jane and Thor shared their first dance together as newly-weds, received congratulations from the party guests, and lovingly looked into each other's eyes.Loki x Reader: Unwanted Endeavors ~ Part 29~ FINAL3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You had stayed in your chair the entire time, too distracted to have any type of fun. You were happy for Jane and Thor, but your thoughts were occupied elsewhere.
Only once the party was in full swing did you manage to slip back to the indoor gardens to be by yourself.
The windows were open, letting in a warm breeze that shook the cherry blossoms loose from their stems. In the distance, the sun was sinking slowly behind the horizon. Rays of scarlet and crimson danced in the sky.
You had let your hair loose, letting it blow in the wind. The gardens were empty, save for you.
'The desert is so calm...' you absentmindedly thought. The fading sunset seemed to pulse with light, making it seem almost as if the desert itself had it's own heartbeat. You put your hand over y
Human!FNAF3 X Reader Chapter OneChapter One: Welcome to Fazbear’s Fright!Human!FNAF3 X Reader Chapter One4 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“This is boring,” you mutter, looking around at all of the artifacts from years ago, “Seriously, what’s the point of any of this?”
“To terrify and amuse the patrons,” the owner says.
“Not feeling very terrified or amused,” you say.
“Well, I think you’ll change your mind,” he says, smiling, “At night, this place is truly something else. I’m sure SpringTrap will fix that.”
“The last of the animatronics. While we were remodeling this place into what it was a few years ago, we actually dug up one of the old animatronics. He might just be the biggest part of this attraction, and the most dangerous.”
“Really,” you state flatly.
“Really,” he says, “Now that he’s been reactivated, he wanders around the halls at night now, too. We would turn him off if we could, but…
Sebastian x shinigami reader,Demonic love, part 26Sebastian x shinigami reader,Demonic love, part 261 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Grell Sutcliff, why did you bring,that thing with you" he said and glared at me.
My eye twitched and i already felt my blood boil.
"This thing, is here to get it's lover back"i said and glared at William.
Grell kept saying to me NOT tell about my relation with ____________ but it's pretty clear now, right?
Grell turned around and looked at me with wide eyes.
I heard a sharp breath come from William.
I was actually waiting for the steam, shooting out of his ears. But that won't happen sadly.
"I...had suspicions, about what is or has happened between you two. But i don't want to know the truth. I also know about the two other shinigami's working with you, Sebastian Michaelis..."he replied and looked at Grell and Ronald.
"W-wait! I don't have anything to do with this all!"Ronald then said and Grell nodded.
"But, you and _________ are really close friends... She must have told you something about that demon, and you haven't told me abo.."
"Ofcourse not! what kind of a
Wolf HideHe called me pretty boy when I first came here. Now he calls me trash, if he calls me anything at all.Wolf Hide2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Hey trash, pick this up for me."
It didn't even start out as a joke, as if he'd been saying it all along. It didn't bustle merrily across stage, as if it had been sitting in the wings, waiting for its inevitable appearance. It was thrown, like a heckler's open disdain.
Pretty boy became someone else, belonged to someone else.
What was I supposed to think of that? Some bastard boy with more hair on his legs than his face was the same bastard boy I had once been to someone else, when I'd first appeared on the scene.
I had tried to ignore the signs; he had seen them, and acted swiftly.
Just like I'd been tender, and the first pain had been tender, here was an ache that carried still that tenderness - it was a killing ache, but one devoid of love as the ones before it had not been.
Now here in my place was another soft, sweet tender ache for him. The ha
Hetalia X Reader- Japan's HugHetalia X Reader- Japan's Hug1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Hetalia X Reader- Japan’s Hug
...Kiku Honda, the shy, most placid, anime and manga otaku and Japanese guy that has the biggest space bubble in the universe you had ever met.
Slamming the door open, you closed it quietly, giggling nervously as others that were passing by looked at you funny. You locked the door and shoved the keys into your back pocket.
“Now then~! Where, oh where, art thou, my dearest Romeo~?” you sang, skipping down the streets. “...no,” you muttered, skidding to a halt. “It should be Kiku! Not Romeo! Gosh, I’m so stupid,” you facepalmed, ignoring the bustling people all around you. You started skipping again, deciding that you should check the manga store first. After all, he can be usually found there.