Yes, I Have a PenisYes, I Have A PenisYes, I Have a Penis8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
Death Note Limerick -LxLight-Death Note Limerick -LxLight-8 years ago in Limerick More Like This
There was once a detective named L,
He was a genius, anyone could tell.
But then there was Light,
And try as L might,
For this perfect boy he fell.
Light, busy with his Kira dealings,
Could no longer ignore his own feelings.
He wanted to tell L how he felt,
How he made his heart melt,
But Misas presence had him on various ceilings.
One night when they were all alone,
Light finally felt in the zone.
He turned to L,
And started to tell
The feelings the detective had sown.
Hearing this, L was very glad.
And whoever should blame the Lad?
He had found his very first friend!
His heart did greatly ascend,
While looking at his hot new comrade.
Suddenly, L found himself on the floor,
Being smothered with kisses galore.
Being kissed on the lips,
Straddled at the hips,
And hearing Light demanding for more.
Amidst all this action, Misa came in,
And she thought: Booyah, FTW!
I will tape this and sell it on e-bay!
So she filmed the two having their way,
Then stalking of
EmoSo what if I'm emo?Emo7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So what if I cry?
I'm not THAT emotional,
I dont want to die.
So what if I dress in a different style?
There's no need to scream and run for a mile
I dont like to cut and abuse my arm,
I am not depressed,
so why cause self harm?
Could it be that I am just like you?
That I can smile, giggle and laugh along too?
Could it be that I am happy with myself?
It's just that I am not some pretty doll on the shelf.
Could it be that the only reason i dye my hair black;
Is because I dont want to be some barbie in a bimbo girl pack.
These are the reasons, and I'll tell you why,
that I dont look in the mirror and start to cry.
I know Im not perfect,
I'm sure you will agree
But I am so very positive,
as positive as can be
That Im not like you,
Oh dont make me laugh!
I dont spend hours on my make-up's mask
I'm totally self-confident,
Ill smile for all to see.
Because the great thing about being emo,
Is that I am happy, with just being me.
Dont be afraid of who you are.<
Character Profile FormCharacter Profile Form9 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Meaning of name:
Origin of name:
Socioeconomic level as a child:
Socioeconomic level as an adult:
Most important childhood event that still affects him/her:
Other memories/events that still affects him/her and why/how:
Past failures s/he would be embarrassed to have people know about and why:
Biggest role model:
Biggest disillusions from childhood:
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with Thats not what Rosalie saaaaaid!
Deadbird BackgroundDeadbird Background4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I apologize in advanced for any spelling or grammatical errors -- while I did read over this twice, I may have missed something. Sorry!
"The December wind wrapped itself around the two as they briskly made their way down the crowded sidewalk. They didn't mind the cold all too much for their sheer excitement kept them warm. A mother and a son had traversed into the Inner Sanctum of the Main City to prepare for the festivities. It was the 20th, and on the 21st a world-wide celebration would ring out in glory of their leader's name and birthday. It wasn't just a celebration for him, as on the 21st everyone shared in on the gift giving and good will spreading amongst their friends and loved ones. The mother and son, however, had missed out on their shopping and were forced to rush and see what they could get the night before.
"Every corner they turned and every step they took left them visually bombarded with fantastic, glowing displays of old time toys and new wave technology. Add
DownfallDownfall8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And in this dark harvest of season
My life has completely lost reason,
For which or against to decide.
All lost in a savage and endless, bleak tide
In sadness and in kindness
In light and in darkness.
In a boat made of hope
I shall sail to tomorrow,
In a winding hurricane
Made of treachery and sorrow.
There's a spear, endless, and colossal spear...
Piercing, slashing though my head.
Starting somewhere in heaven,
Ending somewhere in hell.
Fighting, burning, crying, crashing.
Are the armies within.
In my head they are all thrashing.
On the heaven's and hell's whim.
To be light or to be darkness.
A perpetual array.
It's not merely my choice,
But the choice of the way.
It's an option of the voice,
It's a thin line of gray.
Is it a choice forced by fate,
Is it a pre-set time and date?
Or a choice to which I myself sway?
But here's our story anyway .
"Nothing that I do will matter.
As all things will merely shatter!"
All my hopes thus darkness scatter,
As it shoves me a decree.
As it si
The wall.The wall.4 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
I'm on this side of the wall.
Insecure of what to do.
Should I ask, or should I call?
Should I say the words 'I love you'?
You're on the other side.
Not aware of me at all.
But why is it, that it feels so right.
Like there isn't even is a wall.
Your Suppose to be Mine..Your Suppose to be Mine..4 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Your suppose to be mine
Pein: Reinforcements, huh?
Hinata: I won't let you lay another finger on Naruto!
Naruto: What're your doing here! Get out of here! Your no match!
Hinata: I know. . .
Hinata: I'm...Just being selfish...
Naruto:What're you talking about! What're you doing here! Its dangerous!
Hinata: (. . .)
Hinata: I'm here on my own free will
Hinata: I used to always cry and give up...I nearly went the wrong way...but you showed me the right way.
Hinata: I was always chasing you...wanting to over take you... I wanted to be with you...You changed me! Your smile saved me! So I'm not afraid to die protecting you!
[Hinata gets into her fighting stance]
Hinata: Because I-I love you
Is supposed to be mine.
Suppose as in imply, assume.
But what happens when you pour your heart out for someone who just walks away, leaves, avoids, ignores.
What are you suppos
ventus and you part 1ventus and you part 15 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Standing by your friend sora you ask him "I wonder what high school will be like?" he stares at you
"well-----(your name) I think we will have fun this year don't you?"You looked away I don't care
were freshman we will be made fun of and everyone first day .. school always sucks right?"
Sora laughs "I don't think it will be that bad honestly!" you laugh to but sadly..."I guess your right I need to stop thinking negatively ....." "Bye Sora" you walk away (in your head) "man I hope he's right."
------------------------------Later that night------------------------------------------------------------------------
you sit on your bed and think about school and you wonder about your family and friends, for you
see you lost them all in a fire at your old school and now you live with your grandparents. You got
really sleepy and soon drifted off into a sleep in the dream you saw a boy with ocean blue eyes and
blonde hair he stood there and smiled "what's your name?...am....." you wake up "w-wha
RQ: Rivaille x Reader: Seduce me in French"Corporal knows French?"RQ: Rivaille x Reader: Seduce me in French1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You stared at Connie incredulously, you jaw slightly agape.
Connie, satisfied with your response, leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms behind his head. A shit-eating grin spread across his face, and he responded with a haughty tone: "Eyup. I heard him the other day, he was cursing in french at something that had gotten on his boot."
Beside you, Reiner chuckled, the sound deep and low and reverberating up your spine. "Yeah right, Connie, you little weasel. How do we know you aren't lying?"
Connie sat forward, his face enraged. "I'm not lying!" he exclaimed. "It's true!!"
Jean looked less than convinced. "Really, Connie? I don't beleive you."
"Well..." A small voice interjected. Your gaze turned towards Armin, who's brow was scrunched in thought. "It does make sense. I'm pretty sure Corporal has french heritage."
Eren nodded. "Isn't Rivaille a french name?"
Jean glared at the brunette. "Nobody asked you, Jeager." He muttered under his breath.
Two poemsTwo poemsTwo poems11 years ago in Limerick More Like This
I lost a love so pure and so true
Alone and scared I waste away
I lost a love - A love that's you
I pray that you will return one day
And I'm traveling endlessly and forever
My heart points me in your direction
And I'll keep looking - giving up never
Remembering your long lost affection
I gave everything to you and you took it
Ran away without a trace
I gave you my heart and like a bat you bit
But still in my mind I see your face
And as the days seem to grow longer
And time slows down
My love for you becomes stronger
The less you are around
So, my love, when you come back
You will so surely see
That the only thing in this world that you lack
I see the many blades of grass
Under the endless sky of blue
But something's missing amongst the pass
That one thing missing is you
With long hair and moist skin
My memory of you still haunts
The more I think of you the more I give in
My needs are to satisfy your wants
Left me broken, on the bay,
Within a night of sum
Introductions"Hi, I'm-"Introductions4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I know who you are."
"You're the guy who thinks he's invisible."
"I have a name-"
"It isn't important. Because you really don't think it's important."
"All right. Since we've started out this way, let me just tell you, I know you too."
"You're the girl who is broken."
"I am not broken."
"You're the girl whose eyes close every night and open the next morning, only to find you have never slept at all."
"I sleep well. Besides-"
"You're the girl who dreams of a happy ending even though she has seen seventeen...no, eighteen unhappy ones in her eighteen years."
"Happy endings are over rated. And you're-"
"You're the girl who wants something bigger, something stronger, just so the weakness in her body becomes something so much more."
"You don't understand weakness the way-"
"You're the girl whose heart broke when she was so young, and she fixed it back together with superglue, but cannot ignore the cracks."
"Superglue makes for a good companion, especially when-"
The Taste -SasuNaru-"Hey Naruto"The Taste -SasuNaru-8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto, busy thinking about getting to lunch, stopped dead in his tracks. He angled his head to see Sakura walking up next to him.
"Hi Sakura!" he said recovering, "Joining me for ramen?"
"No yuck" she replied simply, "I had something I wanted to ask you."
"Hmm?" he asked, many thoughts running through his head. Like, was Sakura going to ask him out.
"Would you kiss Sasuke again?"
"WHAT, again?! We never kissed!"
"Uh huh! You assaulted Sasuke in class! In front of everyone!
"I was pushed!"
"Whatever Naruto, but you sure didn't back off quick."
"Sakura" Naruto whined.
As they drew nearer the ramen stand Naruto's mind tuned Sakura out.
"Well would you do it again?" Sakura asked stepping between him and the ramen stand.
"Sure" Naruto replied not thinking, the smell of ramen overwhelming him, "If he tastes like ramen."
With that said he burst passed Sakura, knocking her slightly. Sakura recovered slowly. Glancing at Naruto, she walke
GayI am gay.Gay3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm not a disease, I'm not a problem
I'm not an affliction
I don't need treatment.
I don't need help
I'm not sick
I'm not confused
I'm not a sin.
I am gay.
I'm your daughter
Your co worker
A complete stranger
I am gay.
I need love, just like you
I need smiles
I need support
I need a hug
I need a friend
I need a family
I need acceptance
I need understanding
I need you
I am gay.
I know what love is
I know what pain is
I know what hate is
I know what life is
I am gay.
And I need you to love me
The same way you loved me before you knew
I am gay.
And I have experienced hate
From more people than just you
I am gay.
And I wont change.
I wont give up.
I wont back down.
I wont pretend.
I wont lie.
I wont deny.
I wont hide.
I wont hurt.
I am gay.
And that's okay.