How To Not Be Hated By Society: A Foolproof Guide1. Don't be anything but white.How To Not Be Hated By Society: A Foolproof Guide1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
When you're black, people will hate you,
because you look ghetto, and uneducated.
But when you're white, people will hate you,
because you look racist, and stuck up, and unapproachable.
And when you're anything in between, people will hate you,
because you're different, but not different enough, and there's no one to stand up for you.
So actually, don't have skin.
2. Let other people decide who you spend the rest of your life with.
When you're gay, people will hate you,
because it's unnatural. You should have control over your mindset, and so should total strangers.
When you're transgender, people will hate you,
because you challenge their religion and deities don't make mistakes, so obviously you did.
Do I even have to explain this? It obviously shouldn't be your own decision who you fall in love with.
Your emotional compatibility and well being doesn't matter at all.
You'd clearly ge
He Doesn'tHeHe Doesn't1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Only your body.
To what matters
Only to what has value to him.
Your marvelous self
April Fools Oneshots: Human!Springtrap X ReaderTemps: I feel like my parents haven’t really forgotten about my dA work. I feel like they actually know, but aren’t telling me. Like they’re spying on me…Makes me so incredibly paranoid to think of that…I’m scared to be around them because of it, for fear they’ll bring my stories up and continue to criticize me and put me down because of them…April Fools Oneshots: Human!Springtrap X Reader1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
April Fools Oneshots: Human!Springtrap X Reader
Another boring night at Fazbear’s Fright, keeping an eye on Springtrap. Not that you really needed to. Ever since the two of you had become an ‘item’ ((jeez, it was still so weird to think that your boyfriends was the soul of a deceased serial killer haunting a rotted animatronic bunny…)) his murderous tendencies weren’t nearly as frequent. So long as you didn’t play the audio sounds that gave him those splitting headaches, he was relatively tame compared to when you’d first met him.
Speaking of Springtr
Foxy's pirate tales - The Siren's SongFoxy's pirate tales - The Siren's Song1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
The ocean, on land it is seen as a large blue blanket of water that covers most of the Earth’s surface, but to the creatures below; it is home. Only very few dare to ever set sail to the harsh waves out at sea, to face the perils and witness the monsters that lurk below. A certain red fox was one of them.
Dressed in nothing but brown tattered shorts and the fur on his skin, he welcomed the salty water and laughed at roaring waves. Armed with nothing but a sword by his side and a bottle of rum in his paws, it was safe to say that this fox was either really brave or really insane. His boat was small but his spirits were high, he didn’t give a damn about the dangers of the sea or rival of neighboring pirates that sailed beside him. His only attention was on the ocean, his first and only true love.
“They all be damned if they think they can go up against the great and mighty Foxy!” he shouted, raising the rum in the air, toasting to himself, and guzzling down the al
You are all a work of artTake me toYou are all a work of art1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
an art museum,
and tell me
I am the most beautiful thing
in the room
grab my shoulders, and
shout to the gallery-goers,
"do not touch
this work of art."
Pietro x Reader |A New Maximoff|Pietro x Reader |A New Maximoff|1 week ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pregnancy was the last thing she expected to go through, especially considering how single she’d been for...basically her entire life. But strange things happened, and the next thing she knows Pietro Maximoff’s on one knee and asking her to marry him. Then sped them both off to a honeymoon following a very swift reception.
What’d she expect? This is Quicksilver, we’re talking about.
And after a year of peace, with the occasional minor villain here and there, they finally found themselves settled into the Tower with a surprise on the way. The type of surprise that most would label a surprise, and others life changing.
Because there was a baby in the mix, now.
(Name) sighed happily as she lounged on the couch, the tranquil noon air soothing. There was nothing better in the world than sprawling out on a sofa and chilling all day. And the best part was that no one could knock her for being lazy. According to the doctors, she was confined to bed/chair rest for the re
Cruise Ship LoveBefore they boarded their two month-long cruise, Kathleen and her husband, Jeff, reviewed their agreement, the way they did every year.Cruise Ship Love1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
As long as they were on the boat, Kathleen's diet didn't exist in any way, shape or form, any restraint she might show would be restrained, any cravings she experienced would be satisfied to excess and celebrated with dessert. These two months were to fulfill Jeff's fantasy of piling weight onto Kathleen's once-slender body, giving Jeff what he wanted most in a woman, and to give Kathleen a goal for the year, to get rid of the fat she’d gained.
Five years they'd been married; five cruises they'd taken on Jeff's family's dollar, and Kathleen's body reflected her failure, five times now, to lose all the weight she gained out at sea.
Her wedding photos showed a gorgeous brunette, 5’3, with a flat tummy and generous breasts, but the years had changed her.
She was thick all over now, not plump, but close to it, soft in every way, meaty but not f
Death Battle: Ganondorf vs. Majora's MaskDeath Battle: Ganondorf vs. Majora's Mask2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Steel: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
NIGHT OF THE FINAL DAY
6 Hours Remain
For the land of Termina, it was a time of looming horror. The night sky was a grim reddish color rather than the pitch-black it should have been at this time. Clock Town, which lay in the center of the land, was surprisingly empty of people. Most had fled the town to seek shelter wherever they could.
One glance up would instantly explain their terror and the sense of oncoming death. A moon now hung over the town, much closer than any ordinary moon. Also unlike any ordinary moon was the face it bore: one with fiery-orange eyes and a mouth baring its teeth in something resembling anger and bloodlust.
Worse still, the monstrous-looking moon was getting slowly closer. At the pace it was going, it would certainly crash into the land and the resulting impact would wipe out any and all
If you can't sleepIf you can't sleepIf you can't sleep3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
it's harder than your nighmares
or better than your dream.
Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - Shopping - [AU]Punk!Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader - Shopping - [AU]3 weeks ago in General Fiction More Like This
Levi looked at the shop in horror, the fuzziness and orange glow stopping him right in his tracks. Levi had changed significantly since becoming a father, but this was an all new low for him. He felt his dignity sink lower by the second, his daughter desperately trying to drag him into the store. He had heard of all the god awful shit they made you do before you buy the stupid teddy bear, and Levi was honestly in no mood to do this shit. He had already sat through some shitty kid's movie for two hours, and this was not helping the headache he had acquired. He'd be willing to buy her any other toy or stuffed animal he heart desired, but to have to rub a heart against his pierced nose? This was a huge deal breaker, and Levi was at his limits.
"Come on Daddy! Pleeease?"
"No, ask Mommy to take you there instead some other time."
"Aww, but Daddy! Mommy took Justin and Justis to the Lego store! I wanna go to Build-A-Bear!"
Drunk (JacksepticeyeXReaderXMarkiplier)Drunk (JacksepticeyeXReaderXMarkiplier)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you left your apartment to do some shopping you expected to come home, have a beer and play some video games with your friends for the evening. Not to come home to empty bottles of beer and a few empty glass bottles of other various alcohols.
"Sean? Mark? What the hell did you oh my god" You stared before you walked into your bedroom. Jack and Mark's clothes were scattered on the floor carelessly and Jack was leaning against the wall wearing one of your bras and a pair of silk lacy black panties over his boxers. He was attempting to do a seductive smirk and wink but actually looked kinda constipated and was blinking slowly.
"Why hello there Miss (Youtuber name)" He purred, his Irish accent huskier. Before you could react or reply you were hugged from behind and pulled back into a firm yet naked chest.
"Mark....Please tell me you're wearing clothes" You begged closing your eyes.
"I'm wearing sexy clothes" Mark's deep voice replied. You squirmed free of his grip and turned only for
The Gym Leaders: Skyla TgThe Gym Leaders: Skyla Tg2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Gym Leaders
It was a rainy Saturday morning, Dylan sat on his couch watching the TV quietly. His family had gone on Friday for a brief vacation and had left him with his Grandma, who spent her entire day napping. To sum it up, Dylan was very bored, normally he spent his weekends hanging out his friends Ian and Dale, but strangely enough, recently they hadn't replied to his texts or calls and when he investigated by going to their respective houses, their parents said they didn't know who Ian or Dale were, it was as if Dylan was the only one who remembered them.
Of all of areas of the house that Dylan had explored they all seemed pretty boring and plain, but there was one room that they had not ventured into, the Attic. After watching television for about a hour and making sure that his Grandma was fast asleep in her room, Dylan gathered up the nerve to venture to the attic, it was the only room on the very top floor of the house and was entered by a strange looking door th
How To Fit InHow to Fit InHow To Fit In3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Let’s start off with your appearance.
Because you need a disguise to hide
Inside of a crowd.
Strip yourself of all of the clothing you use to express yourself.
So you can get lost,
And never be found.
Fix your hair,
Cake on some make up
Because in a crowd.
Looks will always speak louder than words.
People don’t want to hear what you have to say,
They just want to see a pretty face.
Fix your eyes that are too big.
You have too many ideas.
They rage around inside your head,
Like birds trying to escape a cage.
But never write those ideas down on a page.
Is a sin.
When you’re trying to fit in.
Just let them fly away.
Never to be seen again.
Now that you’re vapid,
Dull as a rock.
Not an original thought to be seen.
Yes, you’ve achieved
But was it actually worth it?
Trading in everything that makes you so spectacular.
To fit in with the rest of the main stream crowd.
Stop trying to
Of pregnancy and cravings (Makoto x Reader)Of pregnancy and cravings (Makoto x Reader)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Of pregnancy and cravings
A/N: Hellou guys! Decided to make one of this for Makoto because he's just a giant, adorkable, fantistic and absolutely del- good looking guy. Fluff and humor cause why the heck not, and... uh, I think that's all. I hope you like it, and please let me know what you think ^-^!
You walked down the crowded hall of the Iwatobi Sports Complex, hand in hand with the one and only Makoto Tachibana.
The large, young man looked down at you, a caring smile seen in his handsome face as he lightly squeezed your hand. “How are you doing?”
“I’m fine!” You informed happily, adjusting the strap of your pink and white polka-dot maternity swimsuit with your free hand. “And you?”
He nodded as an answer before tugging your hand and guiding you to the indoor heated pool of the complex.
It was not every day that you got to see your husband work with the kids (he was the extremely hot, handsome trainer), you were of
Toboe x Male!Reader | Oneshot CommissionToboe x Male!Reader | Oneshot Commission1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Anime: Wolfs Rain
Toboe x Male!Wolf!Reader
Commission for DenNorFanGirl
A tiny puff of breath was released into the cold air as Toboe tucked his paws under his stomach in a futile attempt to keep himself warm. Greeny-brown eyes searched for his friends in the darkness of the cave, comforted to still see the outlines of his pack sleeping soundly. He could just make out the brilliant white fur of Kiba, sleeping soundly whilst Hige rudely sprawled himself out beside him. Even Tsume was there, crushed up in the corner by himself, refusing to sleep with the others. The only one that was missing had been [Male Name], whom had agreed to scout out the area for food or something more they could move onto.
The youngest wolf whined quietly, his ears flattering against his head as he squirmed, his bangle on his right paw jingling ever so slightly.
The Mutant PlantShe was one of the prettiest botanists in the country, with a head of rich black hair, adorable freckles and a smile to die for. Her eyes were of deep hazel, dazzling brighter than a thousand billion brown dwarf stars in the empty vacuum of space. Her form was curvaceous, slender yet possessed two supple, enormous breasts that threatened to snap the straps of her silk bra. She had a bit of weight to her, but that was due to her rippling muscles and bouncing breasts, as well as her shapely buttocks. Her lips were rosy and full, quite beautiful to look upon. Her name was Dr. Billie Elizabeth Green, one of the leading botanists, specialising in carnivorous species such as pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. The laboratory was home to some hundreds of common species, but the research she fuelled with her undying motivation delved in to the realm of science fiction. She had created a number of mutant cross breeds, combining plant blood to create a super race which could attack and consuThe Mutant Plant1 month ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
ChangeMy very worst enemyChange1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is that girl I used to be,
And she visits me at night
But I am stronger now,
And I will fight;
I will never be her again.
Everyone can change;
'We shed as we pick up' -
Shed the bad
And pick up the good
To be the best you could
Sweaters Can Be Comfy (A Double TG Part 1)Sweaters Can Be Comfy (A Double TG Part 1)3 weeks ago in Settings More Like This
It was a peaceful morning in the house of Todd and his younger brother Derrick. Today Derrick would be beginning his new school his mom found online under some shady deal but Derrick had no choice but to attend since he had recently gotten kicked out of his current school for a fight weeks ago. Todd was out of college for a week on a break so he was visiting home for a bit.
"But moooooooooooooooooom," Derrick whined to his mother. "Why do I have to go to this school! Its so far, man this sucks." Derrick pouted crossing arms sinking down on the couch wearing a short sleeve dressed shirt, tie, black dress pants, and brown shoes. Oh yeah the school had a uniform dress code as well. "This uniform is so ugh." He moaned.
"Well if you didn't spend time in school fighting all the time then you wouldn't be in this predicament now would you?" Derrick's mom said smiling but frightening her son. "Now march your butt to the car or else." She said with the smile never leaving her face. "Also Todd I
Sick - Levi x ReaderSick - Levi x Reader1 month ago in General Fiction More Like This
He couldn’t understand it, it was almost eight in the morning and you still hadn’t gotten out of bed yet. How could you possibly sleep so long? You were a damned squad leader – and not only that – but you slept in the same damn bed! You usually got up when he did, which would’ve been near three hours ago.
Levi grunted in disgust and marched his impatient ass to your shared quarters.
Immediately busting open the door, he saw that you were still sound asleep, all snug in the sheets with your face near covered with how huddled up you were.
“Oi, [First], get your ass up. Do you have any idea what the time is? Why are you still in bed, you lazy--”
You interrupted his words with a groan. “Shut up, asshole. You just keep going on and on.” Your words were nasally, your voice hoarse and low.
He knew what that sounded like.
That sounded like… sickness.
He scowled at you, his eyebrows quirking up ever so slightly. “You
RP Scene: Enter Queen IrrcantejiRP Scene: Enter Queen Irrcanteji1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
*On TV a news reporter speaks with grave look on his face* "Everyone listening to me in what may be our final hours... I regret to inform you that the ultra massive cosmic cloud that entered our solar system... will impact Earth. Its speed is incredible... and speeding towards us so quickly that it will impact within the next few hours. We have nothing in our power to stop its course and has already blown through the asteroid belt after taking out Jupiter... Godspeed my friends" *a picture in corner of the news feed shows giant yellow/green cloud of gas in the shape of a massive comet*
Leshawk: *switches off TV and leaves office to stand on the roof, and stare at the sky, watching the end come, he had spent the last few hours trying to get everyone from his home to leave the city and head for their own homeworlds before it hits*
*The cloud of unknown gas, much more massive than the earth itself approaches like an unstoppable galactic force. In the
Happy Easter! (Avengers X Reader)"So let me get this straight," Steve said as he followed Tony out of the lab and into the kitchen. Tony poured himself a glass of scotch from the bar and offered some to him. He waved his hand, declining. "You're hosting an Easter-egg hunt at the local park?"Happy Easter! (Avengers X Reader)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tony tossed the drink back and licked his lips. "Yup."
Steve looked at him hoping for further explanation but he merely shrugged. "Why?"
"Um, because I want to. That a good enough answer?"
"No, not really."
"Well, it'll have to satisfy you because its the only answer I'm giving."
Steve mentally rolled his eyes. "Okay, who is she?"
Tony gave him a sly smile and clapped a hand on his shoulder. "Look who's catching up. Her name is (name) (last name). She teaches third grade at the school that's coming tomorrow for the hunt."
He brushed off Tony's hand and crossed his arms. "(name)?"
"Yeah, you know her?"
"Sort of. I met her at the museum in DC. She was getting information about World War II for her class. She's nice." Steve sa