nippyscrap of papernippy19 hours ago in Haiku & Eastern
caught in the biting wind-
lunch in my warm car
Total Drama World Tour one-shot: Outback GuardianTotal Drama World Tour one-shot: Outback Guardian16 hours ago in Drama
Total Drama World Tour one-shot
Written by Joey Turner
“*GASP* What the-?!”
That was the first thing Gwen exclaimed as her eyes snapped open and she was back in the land of the living. It all came back to her: her kissing Duncan, Courtney trying to kill her, her team losing the sheep-shearing challenge, she and Courtney tying in the votes… and Chris thinking it’d be FUN to have her and Courtney perform a tie-breaker with eucalyptus leaves… which she’s allergic to! Followed by a FUN trip out the drop of shame into the outback… where she gets the fudge beat out of her by a kangaroo!
“Well, I’m not dead so that’s a good sign… sorta. If anyone ever finally whacks Chris off, I’m
Bad Cat |Kuroo x reader|Bad Cat |Kuroo x reader|17 hours ago in Romance
How did it happen?
You were away for maybe 10 minutes and it was all gone, the result of your hard work had disappeared, and was nowhere to be found. A shopping bag was almost dropped to the floor, as you gazed at the crime scene. It was when you noticed the trail made of crumbs that led out of the room. After you placed the products on the counter, you took the empty tray in your hands and followed the trace.
It led you to the centre of the living room, where two potential thieves lied in the sun, still wearing their black disguises. You placed a hand on your hip as you waited for them to notice your presence, and they sure took their time. Finally, two pairs of eyes opened, honouring you with their attention. And then they spotted the object in your other hand. They rose in an attempt of a great escape but you prevented them from doing that.
Seeing, as the only way out was impossible to use, they meekly sat before you. With a sigh leaving your lips, you glared at your two black cats,
If Victini was in UndertaleName: VictiniIf Victini was in Undertale12 hours ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses
From: (Pokemon Black/White Black 2/White 2)
Appearance: He appears to be a rabbit-like Pokemon with large, pointed ears that resembles the letter "V". In the Pacifist/Neutral route, he has large, round blue eyes, cream head, which is comparatively large compared to its small, cream body, while the tops of its ears, crest, and extremities are all orange. His bulbous arms and legs are rounded to make a sort of "cuff" before ending with small, three-fingered hands and two-toed feet. He has two pointed teeth that can be seen on its upper jaw. He also has two cream winglike tails, which allows it to fly. Though timid, it is a caring for the others; it will fight if its friends are in danger. In the Genocide route, it will go into his Primal form, where he has glowing blue visible lines and his eyes will a blazing, glowing red.
Effects: In the Pacifist/Neutral route, he will control his
POSTAL JOKEJ:POSTAL JOKE15 hours ago in Comedy
What do postal workers wear for protection?
Crown Candies Presents: The Chocolate Channel“I hope you don’t mind me asking you a question Mr. Crown,” Shinobu spoke up, following their tour guide down the lengthy corridor. “But why did you decide to allow us a tour of your factory? It seems a bit odd.”Crown Candies Presents: The Chocolate Channel20 hours ago in Short Stories
“She has a point. For someone who is paranoid enough to use a bank vault for a door, you don’t seem like a people person.” Kitsune added. Crown stopped short as he spun, a smile on his face. To most people, they would have been unnerved by his bizarre and rather abrupt grimace. It was, however, more to do with his excitement of the whole day.
“That’s a good question. Before we begin the tour proper, I will admit that I have an ulterior motive,” He saw the scared glances they gave one another as he slightly panicked. “Wait, hold on. Don’t get the wrong idea. It’s not like I made this tour to sacrifice you to an elder god or something. If anything, I’d rather you tell your friends how much
Escape ArtistMy breath smells like cigarettes, so you back away.Escape Artist13 hours ago in Concrete Poetry
Standing there, you look at me, and see something that you hate;
I'm clinging to bottles, tobacco and ash,
You know there would be needles if I wasn't out of cash.
I say my drug is drawing,
You think it's drawing blood.
I say I'm getting better
You say "that's a load of crud."
You know I'm going out,
That I walk alone at night.
I'm looking for trouble
And I don't know wrong from right.
You can tell I've not been sleeping,
There are bags under my eyes.
You know that I've been drinking
And chasing every high.
You beg me to stop running,
That I'm falling far too fast.
But I just say I'd rather fall
Than have to face my past.
Yeah, love, I'm an artist
But avoidance is my art
I'm no painter baby,
I'm an escape artist at heart.
Cherry Petals (Original Song)[Pre-Chorus]Cherry Petals (Original Song)17 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics
So walk with me
Be the thoughts inside my brain
Walk with me
Be immune from this decay
Glisten in the light
Telling us good night
(Those) Cherry Petals
Glistening like wine
(These) Cherry Petals
Just to make you
My friend, my friend
Welcome to the end
Of your tears crying out in the night
Please let me help you smile
We are, we are
We were built from the broken parts
Frayed wires in our hearts
Tearing us apart
My dear, my dear
Never have a fear
Your friends are all right here
The end is crystal clear
So we try, we try
Resist the urge to cry
And we hold each
Brutal Fists 2: AsuraBrutal Fists 2: Asura21 hours ago in Profiles
from Asura's Wrath
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT INFO:
DLC includes the Divinity Pack, which comes with skins themed after mythological gods for the following characters: Sanskrit Somchai (based on Krishna), El Grande Azteca (based on Quetzalcoatl), Spartan Fantome (based on Ares), Cat Goddess Jenny (based on Bast) and Enlightened Toshio (based on Budai)
Six-Fist Barrage: Asura rapidly punches his opponent.Fireball Bulle
Don't look backThe seventeen year-old figure of a female named Liz ambled along peacefully on the beautifully paved cobblestone sidewalk. In her arms sat a medium-sized woven basket full of blackberries. She had particularly picked them for Fawnsworthy, a close friend of hers that was almost like a brother to her. They had a long history together, ever since the deer had found her homeless and wandering about the streets of his town cluelessly. Liz had been kicked out from her father's house for hidden reasons, but Fawnsworthy, being the kind and tender soul he was, took her in and raised her like she was his own kin. After all, he was lacking of an immediate family himself, and sometimes his homey cottage in the village which he resided in grew a bit lonesome.Don't look back18 hours ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses
Liz loved him like a sibling. They had a deep connection, despite their difference in species. Liz was a human, while Fawnsworthy was a deer in the form of a humanoid. Anthropomorphic, you could say, but it was nothing uncommon. The whole dime
Akiira's BioName: AkiiraAkiira's Bio19 hours ago in Profiles
Title(s): Daughter of Thrall.
Class Specialization: Elemental Shaman.
Abilities: Controling the elements and sensing another's energy.
Weapon of Choice: Mace and Shield.
Likes: Meditation, Training, Exploring, Reading, etc.
Dislikes: Bugs, Birds (The Arakoa are an exception), Other Humans (Jaina Proudmoore and Tiniquerlynn are an execption).
Hates: Garrosh Hellscream, Illidan Stormrage, Hul'Mash Bloodmaul and crying in front of others.
Relationships (Horde): Thrall (Adopted Father), Aggra (Step-Mother), Durak (Little Brother), Durotan (Adopted Grandfather), Draka (Adopted Grandmother), Grommash Hellscream (Mate), Saurfang the Younger (Deceased Ex).
Relationships (Alliance): Victor Devagan (Deceased Biologic Father), Sarah Devagan (Deceased Biologic Mother).
Friends: Misila (Warrior Orc), Olono (Hunter Orc), Chikiri (Death Knight Orc), Joomchi (Monk Pandaren), Tiniquerlynn (Paladin Human), Jelean (Shaman Draenai), Veliong (Rogue Blood
HAIKUWRIMO 2016February 8th 2016HAIKUWRIMO 20161 day ago in Haiku & Eastern
Rohan Wolsey loves
haiku that fit Western form
like this very one!
February 7th 2016
There was no roast left
no potatoes or chicken
for our hungry hearts.
February 6th 2016
The Book of Mormon:
February 5th 2016
City blitzed with lights
flashes in the broken glass
and diamond rainfall.
February 4th 2016
8 hours later
an essay finally forms:
shame it's not mine though.
February 3rd 2016
a zumba instructor weaves
magic with lions.
February 2nd 2016
Neon lights shout bright
I curl around the music
Hypnotised by it.
February 1st 2016
The dryathlon ends
I have a drink with dinner;
a gallon of wine.
Character Bio - AlbatraozName: Naomi GaekriCharacter Bio - Albatraoz21 hours ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses
Super Name: Albatraoz
Current age: 24
Species and ethnicity: Human, Caucasian
Current residence: Coast City
Hair: Muddy blonde
Eyes: Sky Blue
Weapons and accessories: A plethora of high heeled boots, each custom-made to serve a different purpose and acting as a different weapon; throwing knives
Skills/Abilities: Skilled hand-to-hand combat; Martial arts trained; skilled at knife throwing
Affiliation: Chaotic Good
Personality: Sassy, snarky, with a need of a slight attitude adjustment. She is headstrong and free-willed, which has its pros and cons. She's extroverted, and generally caring although she has her own unique way of showing it - especially to those who she is close to.
Love Interest: in a committed relationship with Gunnar Kenway
Fandom: DC Universe
~ Heterosexual, heteroromantic
~ She lived most of her life with a steady family. Two older brothers, a mother, and a step-father who has been in most of her life and she considers
(Vale Rebellion Plot) A Storm is Coming(Vale Rebellion Plot) A Storm is Coming19 hours ago in Short Stories
Featuring: Shenandoah and Raban
Domain of the Wolf
Nightfall came with a foreboding gloom, clouds overcasting the land of Vale, obscuring the mountains in a ghostly white. As snow began to fall, Raban waited anxiously on the edges of a branch from an old Aspen tree at the head of the valley, watching the wolves as they retired to their dens one by one. A storm is coming. He shifted uncomfortably, knowing all too well of its impending consequences for those caught within its midst. He found his eyes trailing the northern ledges of the looming mountains before him, until finally, they settled upon the largest hallow at its face. A dark blur appeared in his peripheral vision, adverting his eyes to meet the gaze of the wolf he had been waiting on standing at the fringes of the forest. All of the conditions and preparations had been met. Now it was all up to Raban.
The white raven slu
Sea SerpentSea Serpent:Sea Serpent3 hours ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses
A massive, prehistoric Mosasaur is captured, and put on display. However, the creature gets smart enough to find an escape, and begins wreaking havoc at the aquarium.
Kung Fu Panda 3 Review (Warning: Spoilers!)ToonFanJoe's Movie Reviews: KUNG FU PANDA 3Kung Fu Panda 3 Review (Warning: Spoilers!)20 hours ago in Reviews & Guides
Last Saturday, February 6th, my dad and I saw Kung Fu Panda 3, and as Po himself it would say, it was totally AWWESOME!
It was probably the best KFP yet!
There was plenty of humor provided in it, as well as likable characters. They even reused some gags from the first film.
Also had many action-packed scenes and scenes with heart. I even loved the scene Po saw Oogway when he was in the spirited scene, the secenery was breathtaking.
Not to mention it had more scenes with good traditional animation just like the last film did, and footage from the past two films reused.
Oh, and a good cast too, J.K. Simmons was perfectly diabolical. Also, it's funny that Wayne Knight lent a voice in the Kung Fu Panda franchise again, this time as a slackjawed, happy, hug-loving panda, and Al Roker lent a voice as one of Po's cousins, but I didn't hear his voice. Usually, it's recognizable. Though, I thought Rebel Wilson was in the cast.
Anyway, they also had an
A break up? (GT, RP)You had called your girlfriend last night telling her your thoughts and feelings thinking maybe your relationship wasn't working out. She had told you to sleep on the idea and you explained for her to meet you somewhere tomorrow. The next day you were at the required spot but your girlfriend on the other hand was nowhere to be seen.A break up? (GT, RP)15 hours ago in Sci-Fi
You had gone to
Your usual picnic area