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The magic Panda
A young woman named Sal loved making art, and practiced dramatising all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical candles, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Los Angeles, and a portrait of Johnny Depp that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby panda for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in dramatising to create the most beautiful deviation depicting stars panting anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, panda!"
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Typing Makes Me Sound Busy
A young woman named Gerta loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical tortoises, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Titan Tower, and a portrait of Anne Frank that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Pizza Hut for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting lesbians recycling old toiletries anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Pizza Hut!"
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DA Birthday with a Poptart
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a nyan nyan surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Nyan cat, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "NYAN NYAN 12th BirthNYAN~~~!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly got rly rlyyyy hungry.... He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 twelve mini raindow nyan cat-shaped cookies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
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Define: Wisdom
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Souls because you'll only end up with a Oracle in your heart." I never quite understood his advice until one New Years, I was gardening with my best friend Anastasia. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was translucent and spooky sounds came from deep within. Anastasia saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Wise Advice... Cupcakes?
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cupcakes because you'll only end up with a pigeon in your big toe." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Alice. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was bright and spooky sounds came from deep within. Alice saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Jellyfish Inspector. Wut.
A young woman named Jane loved making art, and practiced procrastinating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical carnivorous swans, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Verkhoyansk, and a portrait of Satan that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby medulla oblongata for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in procrastinating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting jellyfish inspectors zombifying innocent civilians anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, medulla oblongata!"
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You Should Never
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lesbians because you'll only end up with a Unicorn in your Cervix." I never quite understood his advice until one National Butterscotch Pudding Day, I was gardening with my best friend Elise. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Meaty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Elise saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Banana up your ass
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boobies because you'll only end up with a banana in your ass." I never quite understood his advice until one christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Kira. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was shy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Kira saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Fella's Birthday
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a magnificent surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Satanic leaf-tailed gecko, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Hot Diggety, dagnabbit!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly Pee'd himself. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 cherries. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
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My Story
A young woman named Keisha loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Kumquat, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Sacramento , and a portrait of Oprah that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Narwhal for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Kittens abominating anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Narwhal!"
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Wise advice
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boys because you'll only end up with a baby in your stomach." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Rosemary. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was horrible and spooky sounds came from deep within. Rosemary saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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For Fella's 12th Birthday Celebration!!
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a super funtasic surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Pony, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, ""SURPRISE!!"!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly squealed. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Smurfs. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
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Artistic Inspiration!
A young woman named Priscilla loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical dragons, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Austin, and a portrait of Yoda that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby squirrel for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting kittens sleeping anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, squirrel!"
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dA's 12 Birthday story
A young woman named Gertrude loved making art, and practiced squatting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical whiskers, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Mexico City, and a portrait of Hannah Montana that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby toilet for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in squatting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting hippies dancing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, toilet!"
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Wise Advice
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after UHHHH because you'll only end up with a oiadhfidohgoi in your IDK." I never quite understood his advice until one WHAT IS THIS, I was gardening with my best friend I DON'T EVEN. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was HUH and spooky sounds came from deep within. I DON'T EVEN saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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Ayshel's wish
A young woman named Ayshel loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical fairys, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Praga, and a portrait of Leonardo da Vinci that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby dragon for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting air nomads living anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, dragon!"
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The Tree's gift
A young woman named Lucy loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical crows, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic London, and a portrait of Lewis Carroll that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby tree for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting owls flying anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, tree!"
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12 Pigs
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a haunting surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Bird, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Ouch!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly fainted. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 pigs. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
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Laudananana
A young woman named Santa loved making art, and practiced drawing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical giraffes, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Amsterdam, and a portrait of Robert Pattinson that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby pony for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in drawing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Pewdiepie flying anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, pony!"
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John Egbert and the amazing contest
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named John Egbert who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Homestucker. He trained every day for 4 hours in order to beat his rival, The Derpy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and John Egbert came armed with a CRAZY FANGIRL and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and John Egbert emerged as the Gay victor! His achievement is celebrated every National Homestuck Day.
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for teh bookbag
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Calvin who always dreamed of becoming the world's best business fish. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Precarious Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Calvin came armed with a stove and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Calvin emerged as the poopy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Free Slurpee Day.
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Grand Advice
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after toucans because you'll only end up with a stapler in your eyebrow." I never quite understood his advice until one Chinese New Year, I was gardening with my best friend Angela. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was vivacious and spooky sounds came from deep within. Angela saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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