The Boy Who Cried TrollfaceCome, come dear children!The Boy Who Cried Trollface5 years ago in Trollface April Fools
Please sit and listen,
While I tell you a story
Of upmost sadness and glory!
Childrenplease settle down
And don't make a sound!
Hear the tale of a boy who couldn't be found
Because he cried, "Trollface!"
All around his house, in the countryside, and up into space!
Ever since the day Billy was born,
His face had been long and forlorn.
Everyone, he told himself, was out to get him.
Everyone put themselves out on a whim
With a big, nasty grin.
They all wanted to test his ignorance and make his face dim,
Make him less glad
And ask, "You mad?"
Yes, this was Billy's mindset,
And nothing could change it.
His mother, who was greatly distressed,
Would ask her son to get dressed.
Billy would scream, "I know how to dress myself, Trollface!"
And promptly break a vase.
Billy would be walking to school,
And the crossing guard would stop the traffic pool.
Halfway across the street,
Billy would stomp his feet
And turn around with disgrace,
Yelling, "I can st
The Troll in the Computer~The Troll in the Computer~The Troll in the Computer5 years ago in Trollface April Fools
They say that trolls belong under bridges, since their intentions are generally regarded to be quite conniving. The face of the troll we know (and for some of us, love) is quite infamous around the internet as a harbinger of trouble, entertainment, and many other things. But before this sounds like too much like the opening of an essay that will just put us both to sleep atop our keyboards, let's venture into this tale of the little trolls jumping around like an Easter Bunny on this fine April Fools' Day.
It was a seemingly ordinary morning on April 1st, 2011. When I opened Google Chrome, the genesis of many shiny internet distractions, and went to deviantART I was curious and eager to see what sort of trick was set in place for my fellow deviants and me. I was rather surprised to see that my avatar was untouched, and in my sleep deprived state, I didn't notice any other deviations around the site at first glance.
That was, of course, until a little troll fa
April Fools? WTF.April Fools? WTF.5 years ago in Trollface April Fools
April Fools? There were fools alright.
"NO, NOW SCREW OFF."
"WHY YOU NO BE MAD?" Tingy yelled into my face while somehow maintaining a incredulous grin on her face. "What are you so happy about?" I asked, "Wait for it." Tingy said, snickering. A few moments later, all of the lights in the school had shut off. Students were whining about the dark, and I'm pretty sure I heard someone scream. Eh, no matter, I wonder what happened though. "Jazz." Someone called, tapping me in the shoulder, I turned around and saw my friend Cassie. "Oh hey, what's up?" I greeted. Cassie pointed over my shoulders, there was Tingy, running around in the dark with her mismatched socks on, screaming "YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO, YOU MAD?" I think she may have been the cause of the blackout. "TINGY, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" I yelled, she just looked over at me and replied, "TROLOLOLO~!" and basically ran off in her socks as the sprinkler system came on. Sometimes I serious