Plz accountsFAQ #222: What are plz accounts?Plz accounts6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
FAQ #223: How are plz accounts created?
FAQ #224: Which was the first plz account?
FAQ #225: What the heck do all those expressions no u, oh u, ur mom and so on mean?
FAQ #226: I want to marry a plz account. Where can I see the list of single plz accounts and will deviantART cover some of my wedding expenses?
FAQ #227: How long is long cat? Also, will I be good enough for him?
FAQ #228: What about clap bunny?
FAQ #229: I want deviantART to see me as the cuddliest fluffiest sweetest more sugary cute little girl ever. What is the ideal amount of plz accounts I should use on a comment?
FAQ #230: Why are not all plz accounts mentioned?
FAQ #231: I am an extremely smart college boy who wears glasses and reads five books per day, mostly about pneumono¬ultra¬micro¬scopic¬silico¬vol and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. Should I use a plz account in order to show my clearly
Ravynne's Guide to ShippingHowdy, fellow deviantARTians. Some of you may have noticed a hip and exciting new trend that is sweeping our fair eNation!Ravynne's Guide to Shipping6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Have you ever ventured to the main page of deviantART and spotted an artistic rendition of two characters holding hands, cuddling, kissing, or dry humping one another right before your very eyes? Then you have experienced SHIPPING! ^_^
Shipping can be a frightening and wondrous experience for the novitiate shipper, but fret not! I am here to explain the phenomenon of shipping and how to navigate its murky and suspiciously contaminated waters.
Q: What is "shipping"?
A: "Shipping" is the practice of discovering two fictional characters and forcing them to have hot monkey sex. These characters may be from a book, movie, video game, TV show, comic, the tabloids, your mom's diary, DA news articles, or any other medium of fictional works.
Q: What causes "shipping" to occur?
FAQ 9001: Surviving MudkipsFAQ #9001: The definitive guide to surviving the Mudkip invasion.FAQ 9001: Surviving Mudkips6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
A lot of deviants have perished already from this manic menace that is and always will be the Mudkip, but we here at dA care for our members, and so have made this helpful little gem for those who are finding the times tough.
Step one: Do not comment! Comments mean replies, replies mean Mudkips.
Step two: If you have discovered a Mudkip colony (either by venturing into a plz account or a misleading link) then contact the help desk immediately, who will then hack your PC and erase all information about Mudkips, and look at that yaoi youve been reading.....yes, that yaoi.
Step three: If the Mudkips have overwhelmed you and you feel that you are unable to contact the help desk; then contact the deviantART Llamas, who will help grow a resisting force with the Ninjas.
Step four: Get the Ninjas to form into 3 groups: midd
FAQ 223- Can I catch swine...FAQ #223: Can I catch Swine Flu from deviantART?FAQ 223- Can I catch swine...6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Can I catch Swine Flu from deviantART?
Yes. All efforts are being undertaken by deviantART's core staff and The devious technology team to ensure that deviants will have minimum risk while browsing the site. All deviants are warned that the virus can be found anywhere on the site, so we ask that deviants do not visit areas unless it is deemed 100% necessary.
Fella is currently in quarantine to stop him contracting the virus.
Individual deviant message centres have had disinfectant soaked mats places at the entrance, as well as an alcohol hand rub. Please do not remove these mats, and make sure that the rub is used each time you enter your message centre. This will minimise the spread of the virus.
Please ensure you have a healthy supply of water, food, tissues and paracetamol in case you are struck down with the virus.
Any messages found to be supporting the virus will be 'flagged as spam' and burned
Keep the dArama Llamas at BayLittle do most deviants know, that deep behind dA headquarters there is a ranch full of llamas! These llamas come in all sizes and colors, and are generally kind creatures.Keep the dArama Llamas at Bay6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Yet, each and every day the llamas fill with rage as deviants across the world post negative comments, feedback, and engage each other in mean spirited arguments. When the llamas are fully enraged they, are called dArama Llamas. These dArama Llamas storm through dA headquarters running, spitting, and trampling everything in sight! They eat all of dA's important paperwork and the entire network is slowed for hours. Even Fella has to take the day off just to clean all the dArama Llama spit out of his hair! And trust me that stuff is pretty tough to get out!
So you maybe asking yourself, how can I stop the llamas from becoming enraged and turning into dArama Llamas?
Well with these simple rules, dA headquarters will be safe from the raging dArama Llamas! And Fella will never have to worry about ridding his hair of spit
MoistFAQ #2991 Why do deviantART birthdays make me moist?Moist6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
due to massive overload of constant good will, happy thoughts, prize give away and the presence of $dan14lev in dAmn. deviantART may induce in some people the feeling of being moist, and or damp.
This must not be confused with $damphyr
If you experience this, you must quickly grab a towel and protect your sensitive electronics. For if they get moist, the damage may be permanent.
It has also been noted, that pressing the keyboard keys ALT+F4 may cause moistness.
Deviant Stamps FAQFAQ #9acc56Deviant Stamps FAQ6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Everything you need to know about Deviant Stamps.
What is a DevStamp?
Anything rectangular, with anything mad written on it and with notched borders.
No, your homework, half eaten by your dog, does not fall within the category... Try the section DeviantWear. You could start a new fashion!
Do I need a premium membership to use stamps?
No, you can buy them at any post office.
Oh, DevStamps you mean! Still no. But you can bribe the admins in order to have a premium without paying for it.
How many DevStamps do I need to be considered a good deviant?
443325553246678865490. Not one more, not one less.
Researches show that it is the exact amount of trolls available on the internet at the present time.
Why saying something with a stamp when you can write it?
Why writing something when you can make it cool with a stamp?
That was a question not an answer...
And that was a statement, not a question...
Is there anything ra
FAQ: ZombiesFAQ #1954:ZombiesFAQ: Zombies6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
What the hell are zombies?!
Zombies are the little dead corpses that go out of your garden every full moon. The main reason why those 'mole'holes are there.
They walk slowly, but are very deadly, and if they haven't killed you, you will probably be one of them.
So lock your doors, and keep the kiddies at home during full moons, Parents!
Omg! What can we do about it?!
Well, nothing actually. Once they arise, they will keep searching the whole night for fresh blood. Human blood.
There are stories about a girl named Heidi who found a way to destroyn them completely, but she hasn't appeared in a while.
We pray for the worst.
But you can stop them for a few moments. You can use everything that is made of something hard. Like a lamp, or a shovel.
Oh noes! But they aren't attacking in groups, do they?
Actually, they do. So always look behind you, if you see a zombie.
What do they not eat?
They won't eat the bleeding kidn
FAQ: Alien Santa?Q: What is the purpose of the Alien Santa emote? And what exactly is Alien Santa?FAQ: Alien Santa?6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
A: Alien Santa was created to spread the joy, happiness, and love of Christmas around dA by using his space ship to fly to all the different message boxes. He doesnt care whether or not youre sleeping - hell use his mind probe on you to make you forget while at the same time probing your memory for knowledge of the gift you truly want. Alien Santa will then press a magical button on his space ship to create the gift for you, and will possibly even blast your obnoxious sibling into nothingness with his blaster. In reality, Alien Santa is merely placing the presents in an attempt to placate Earth and all its inhabitants so that when the Alien Invasion finally arrives, Earthlings will be unwilling or incapable of fighting back.
The Alien Santa emote was created by a dA member whose mind probe did not fully work. He had a st
M.C.O.T.N. FAQQ:Where do Marshmallow Creatures Of The Night come from?M.C.O.T.N. FAQ6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
A:M.C.O.T.N.s are not biological creatures as some myths might make you believe. They were created by a brilliant yet misunderstood scientist who wanted to create the perfect marshmallow. For days and nights he slogged, never once giving up until one day he thought hed had it. Inside the chamber was a sweet marshmallow. Come to me it seemed to whisper. If only the good doctor had wondered why the marshmallow had a face. He opened the chamber and a transformation overcame the marshmallow. It grew wings as black as night and razor-sharp teeth. And its eyed, its eyes glowed a deep blood red. Lets hope the good doctor was killed by the creature. That would have been the more pleasureable alternative. Ironically, M.C.O.T.N.s are supposed to taste heavenly and are sometimes hunted. This is not recommended by this FAQ.
Q:Are M.C.O.T.N.s vicious?
A:Very. Most deaths in the wilderness are caused by them but are blamed on
Contest entryMudkipz FAQContest entry6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Mudkipz are one of the many creatures that inhabit the world of deviantart. We've heard that you liek them; Mudkipz are almost as famous as the llamas (see dAllamas). They've appeared in emoticons, deviations, writing, dolls, prints, your soul, you can even be rickrolled by a Mudkip if you're not careful! However, one of the vital parts of the dA Mudkipz is the 'z'. These set these special mudkipz out from their simple mudkip, sloppy, beaver-style Pokemon friends; these aren't just mudkips... there are DeviantArt's own, smart, liekable Mudkipz.
Mudkipz are generally harmless, but have been known to invade dA avatars at points (notably at the end of March/start of April...) and cause chaos among the chats! So mostly we'd ask you to beware; because, although we've heard u liek mudkipz, they've been known to waddle in and suddenly declare...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna turn around
and hurt you!
Complaints FAQFAQ. #9000Complaints FAQ6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
A group of people in the Complaints Forum are continuously flaming me after I posted a thread about my personal issues, what do I do?
Though we have the right to laugh at your misfortune, we do not have the power to control your poor decision making skills, therefore cannot become involved with matters of natural selection. You are herein sacrificed for the entertainment of others.
Still need help? Turn off the computer and contact your Mom
FAQ 77540-How do I...FAQ #77540FAQ 77540-How do I...6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
How do I shamelessly add one more pageview to my front page?
You could simply put a link in your signature leading the poor little critters that lurk around the internet/deviantArt, but they are normally too smart to click something that just says [link].
Instead you should learn the code for text linking from FAQ 81 and write something like "how to get more pageviews than everybody else" or "the ultimate way to collect pageviews". People always seem to click those. Why? They want pageviews just as much as you want.
How reliable is News on dA?FAQ #963: How reliable is News on DeviantART?How reliable is News on dA?6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
This depends on the source of the news article.
The only reliable source of news articles are the deviantART staff itself, and any entities that are promoted by the staff. All staff news is completely true and reliable, without any form of bias, censorship, judgment, scorn, or other possibly offensive qualities. The news articles submitted by deviantART staff and its affiliates are are reliable as they are modest.
The general deviantART population is usually accurate in its news reports, but most mentions of contests, features or other special offers tend to fall through without closure of the offer. Please be wary when reading news that comes from regular members.
If the news article comes from a professional new source, such as a periodical, magazine or professional reporter, please disregard or verify any information in the article and immediately report it to the staff. News from
Joining the Mouse Circus Why Should You Join the Mouse Circus?Joining the Mouse Circus6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
Question: Why should I run away to join the mouse circus?
Answer: The mouse circus is a great way to broaden your performing and artistic horizons! There are many things to do, from jumping on the little red ball to smelling the smoke that makes everything turn different colors. Many of our performers prefer smelling the smoke, but once they do they start eating everything and falling asleep.
Question: Is my safety being questioned?
Answer: Of course it is! In the mouse circus, our trapezes, props, and equipment are normally unstable, not to mention the fact that most of our performances violate many animal protection laws. But, if you still question joining, read the first answer.
Question: Where will I live?
Answer: Each member of the circus is given a small
What are Writers or Poets?FAQ #999666What are Writers or Poets?6 years ago in Make Your Own FAQ More Like This
What are writers/poets?
This is the title given to deviants who submit mostly stories, poems or other form of writing instead of anything visual. They are the forgotten lambs in this large community but steps are being taken to try and make them feel... more like a part of the community as a whole.
Why are they on a website for artists?
Because they ARE artists. Writing is a form of art just as drawing, painting and photography are. Words can paint pictures that are impossible to produce in a visual matter and often can come across as more powerful. Poems especially are a great way to get across emotions and thoughts, going into a depth that other artists just can't seem to reach. Telling them that they arent artists will change their words into swords though they do try and remain as peaceful as possible.
Should I avoid these... 'Artists' then?
*Sigh*No. We do not ask for you to st