Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia... by meepyone, literature
Literature
Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia...
User: DINOSAUR.
Cleverbot: Hair.
User: Moose!
Cleverbot: You moose.
User: MOOSEEEEE MENNNNNN.
Cleverbot: Moose moose moose.
User: Is the plural form of the word 'moose,' 'meese?'.
Cleverbot: It is not called America. What games do you play?
User: In Russia, we play this one game... It's called roulette! It's much fun! You should try it sometime!
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Of course not! In Russia, you need to drink many bottles of vodka before things make sense!
Cleverbot: No, I need you to role play with me.
User: But Russia does not role play.
Cleverbot: Russia loves me.
User: YES! And you will become one with m