LA Gangs Announce Crime Machine[Article dated September 1988] Today The East Side and the West Side announced they have created a “Crime Machine”.LA Gangs Announce Crime Machine5 days ago in Comedy
The Crime Machine is an unusual device that allows anyone to go into the past and commit crimes. The project created during a time of tense relations between between the East Side and the West Side since the discovery of crack cocaine which was believed by a top West Side Scientist to have transmutable properties.
Already the sides are ablaze with ideas on what to raid next. This morning on the Crime Machines test session. A west side gangster came back with a live Carboniferous Period Trilobite and gold coins and gems belonging to Caribbean pirates. Some gangster have expressed desires to travel into the future and take pirated copies of future songs and media back to their time and sell it as a demo to music labels or TV stations. Others have expressed desires to use the Crime Machine and travel in time and places to take everything from Nazi gol