The Arghtime Chronicles (Part 2)The Brunch HypothesisThe Arghtime Chronicles (Part 2)2 months ago in Short Stories
9:00-11:00, The day after the Sami Incident
Arghtime flexed his calves in bed as he slowly came awake. It was a day of the utmost importance. The day he would solve the most heinous of crimes. Yet, the red shirt wearing, glasses sporting lad took his time getting out of bed.
The previous day had been a rollercoaster (metaphorically of course). His dear friend Sami had been found hanging by her underwear in the most vicious of wedgies. A combination of an atomic wedgie and a hanging wedgie. QUITE the embarrassing situation for his infantry commanding friend of Orange Star (Unbeknownst to her but 'knownst' to us, he greatly relished the thought of her like that and kept a mental image). To make matters worse though, this had occurred on day she [Sami] had been eliminated as a contestant for a playable character in the new Super Smash Bros Game. As her friend (and an inspector of some repute), he has been asked to help in the investigation.
The main problem wa