The Villain Reform School-Chapter 1Vaati just could not understand it. He really couldn’t.The Villain Reform School-Chapter 13 days ago in Humor More Like This
Sure, he wasn’t the nicest person (Hylian/Minish/Demon… whatever) in Hyrule. Sure, he sometimes lost his temper a bit. And sure, his little temper tantrums caused minor destruction.
So he wasn’t perfect. But who was? Nothing he had ever done warranted this. Zelda was just so, so very cruel. Really, how could she have done this? It was bad enough that after reforming, Vaati had had to be closely watched by Link, to ensure he ‘didn’t lapse back into his old habits’, as Zelda put it.
But that had been years ago! Vaati was a changed Hylian/Minish! Didn’t the Princess see that?! Why, oh why in the name of all that was holy and unholy, did Zelda have to do this to him! Why had she decided to send him to…school?!
And it wasn’t just any school. Oh no, since Vaati was apparently still such a ‘danger’, he was being sent to Villain Reform School. Villain Reform School?!
Above all Else chapter 2 A Heartwarming reunionChapter 2~ A heartwarming reunionAbove all Else chapter 2 A Heartwarming reunion3 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Morning came in a matter of hours, and the stunning Palace of WInds was bathed in the sun's bright light as it rose to replace the moon.
While the monsters were lazing around their posts, Vaati walked with quick, graceful strides through the long corridor. His hair was a mess, and it seemed as though he had not bothered at all to deal with it. Most would say that it was completely unlike him to forget about hair maintenance, for he was typically rather vain.
"My Lord Vaati," one of the Poes called after him, their frail and meek voice making Vaati smirk slightly at his own imposing superiority. "Lord Ganon has made a change in plans; he is coming here." The Poe quickly flew away from Vaati as he glared at the vanishing Poe with crackling crimson eyes. "Coming to take my palace again is he, that fat pig... And just after I had worked so hard to get the stench of Gerudo scum out of my palace.."
Vaati went into his chambers for a while, and when he