Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Prolouge(Discord's POV)Friendship is Magic: Discord Did It Prolouge4 years ago in Free Verse
I've been stuck as a statue for a full year now.
After having previously been in the same situation for more than a thousand years, you'd think one year would fly by. It doesn't.
I swear, either those ponies were taking their sweet time with changing the seasons, or time really did slow to a crawl for the past year.
I've actually been counting the seconds. There's not much else I can do, considering I'm now made of stone.
My nose itches. I do my best to ignore it. It's not like I can actually scratch it. My body apparently hasn't realized that it's stone. Good for it.
Back to counting, I suppose.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-three.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-four.
Thirty-one million, six-hundred forty-three thousand, nine-hundred fifty-five.
This is so organized.
I'm going Well, I can't be going crazy. How can someone who's basically the living incarnation of insanity and