How to Make an Awesome SeriesWanna know how you can make your original works popular? Want people to salivate over every other thing you push out, regardless of how seemingly outlandish or silly? In a few easy steps, you, too, can have every fanboy and girl from North America to Japan licking the festering shit that spews forth from your anus delicious golden fame that drips from your very fingers.How to Make an Awesome Series5 years ago in Academic Essays
1. No Adult Main Characters The key to a successful series is to never have the main character be a day over 17 years of age. It makes it more accessible to a more general audience and thus gives it more popularity through a wider fan base. Only young people in the prime of life can go on and join the military action-packed adventures of a lifetime and have the imagination capacity to sit through hours and hours of colorful drug-inspired bullshit that anyone over 30 would most likely scoff at. Also, adults are colorless and have no souls, thus why they can't ride unicorns or wield keyblades.
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Wolf Poem - Arial HuntingWolf Poem Arial huntingWolf Poem - Arial Hunting7 years ago in Free Verse
In Alaska where there are wide open spaces
And mushers have sled dog races.
Its another day for a wolf like me
Running around, wild and free,
As I look for some elk to eat
I feel the ground shake under my feet,
The roaring sound of the oncoming plane
The noise, its loud, its driving me insane.
I hear a gunshot strike through the air
Why me? What have I done? Its just not fair,
They come closer in their low-flying plane
They shoot again. I cry in pain.
I struggle. I whimper. I bite and I chew
Lying in my own blood, theres nothing I can do,
They crowd around me with guns in my back
I hear gunshots again. Everything turns black.
I'm Not A Radical...Im Not A Radical, Youre Just WrongI'm Not A Radical...7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics
Write about the problems
Your addictions wont take away
Scream out to the city lights
The words that you cant say
Stick Joe Strummer on your wall
Pretend he knows the answers
Smear dramatics on burned toast
Just like the Broadway dancers
Gripe about recession
When youre flirtin with the rich
Pick your battles and your scabs
Keep your pretentious kitsch
Im writing you a fuck you song
Of four chords, maybe three
Go ahead, tell me Im wrong
But dont you censor me
Chorus: Im not a radical,
Youre just wrong.
Youll never make me belong.
Main characters just dont exist
Dont say I have to pick one
You might as well just be pro-choice
Theres no life in that gun
I know youre hiding something big
You dont want us to find
But just because you hold it in
Dont think I wont speak my mind
So Ill write you this fuck you s