115 Things That I, Richtofen, Can't Do1. I can't attempt to experiment on my "Allies"... Again...115 Things That I, Richtofen, Can't Do3 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. It was a pain in the ass last time
3. And they may turn into zombies
4. I can't say certain things to Nikolai
5. Despite the fact that everything I say is true
6. He is really Slippery, wet and fun
7. ...And soft and fuzzy...
8. And no, I am not gay for the Russian!
9. I Just have a 100% heterosexual liking to him!
10. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less.
11. It's forbidden for me to try and lure my fans toward me
12. And remove all of their vital organs
13. ...And place them all in nice, little decorative jars
14. German Sparkle Parties are also forbidden
15. The take me back to my 935 days... When we'd all get drunk
16. Really drunk
17. I can't have fun with my minions
18. Even though I'm only going to remove their spleens
19. ...And possibly other things...
20. I can't attempt to kill the stupid American
21. Because I need him for my plans to-
22. I mean, we still need him as a team!
23. I can't comment on how much Ta