Pokemon girls and the P BalloonsPokemon girls and the P Balloons2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Let me tell you a story...a story about eight girls that encountered...a magical balloon.
Hey! That sounds like a fucking "Care Bears" movie. Boooring!
Trust me kid, it's not, now let me tell you a story, about eight girls-*coughcough* I mean, eight incredibly beautiful women, and a P Balloon.
Now,*ahem* one day in a land of SuckMyThumbs, a King named Nixon Bush decided to be a pimp and invite some girls over for his fan service fetishes-er I mean party, or whatnot. So after smoking pot and drinking a few beers, he invited those girls from different places in the world. These girls are Misty, Kris, Leaf, May, Dawn, Lyra, Hilda, and Rosa.
Why do these girls sound familiar?
Once again, you really shouldn't mumble, young grasshopper.
But what the girls don't know is that the king has a magic P Balloon that he got from a drug dealer, that can inflate people-
OOH OHH!! Like a blueberry?!
Like a balloon?
Bingo. So the girls