Ride My Pony: Americaxmale!reader[I think this would be called a lime? Perhaps not... I don't know XD Try playing "Pony" by Ginuwine. It's hilarious.]Ride My Pony: Americaxmale!reader3 days ago in Humor More Like This
I walked into Alfred’s house, and the first thing I noticed was the loud music. The closer I got to his bedroom, the louder it got. I tried making out the lyrics the best that I could, but it was hard.
“Alfred?” I called out.
I got no answer.
“Alfred?” I shouted.
Still no answer.
I knocked on his bedroom door. The door opened slightly, so I peeked in. I slapped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud. Alfred was dancing in his room with a cowboy outfit on. He was doing body rolls as he provocatively ran his hands up and down his body.
“If you're horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony. My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it.” Alfred mouthed the lyrics to the song. He was really into the song from the way he was dancing.
I reached into my wallet and pulled out a few American dollar bills. I waited until