Am I A Monster?"Hey Cartman?" Brilliant green eyes blinked up at the obese young man innocently. "Am I a monster?"Am I A Monster?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cartman stared down at the redheaded boy at his feet, the end of the thick iron chain strapped tightly around his throat clutched in his own strong grip. Kyle's face was a pretty one, or at least it was. Skin that was once ivory and flawless, aside from a few freckles dotting his nose, was now stained orange and greasy to the touch. His fiery red main was slicked back with oozing jell that dripped slightly onto his sleeveless shirt.
Truly, the ginger Jew was a monstrosity.
If Kyle's soulless coloring and religion wasn't enough, he also had to be from Jersey. Or, rather, he was conceived there in his mother's belly. But you know what they say; You can take the fetus out of Jersey, but you can't take Jersey out of the fetus. There was no denying it, Kyle had the three J's, Ginger, Jersey, and a Jew.
That made him a monster, or at least in Cartman's eyes it did.
MUFF CABBAGE!!So who died with laughter at last night's South Park?MUFF CABBAGE!!5 years ago in Personal More Like This
I think it ranks up there with the tops. And I just loved how Kyle was Jersey!
Cartman: You know what you do when you want a family to move away? Everynight, you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops, busted...
Anyways, what are your opinions on it?
Muff Cabbage to All,
Art trades, requests, and OC positions in the sector are all still open!
MUFF CABBAGE!OMG I CAN'T GET IT OUT OFF MY HEAD STILL!!!!MUFF CABBAGE!4 years ago in Personal More Like This
"You just wouldn't understand, It's a New Jersey thing."
"FUCK YOU KYLE" "You are in violation of the three J's!"
"Your a GINGER
WHATS MUFF CABBAGELol can anyone on here please tell me what Muff cabbage means i was watching SP jersey shore last night and everyone was screaming your muff cabbage even sweet lil Kyle was yelling it in the diner and he was also screaming at Snookie yer cabbage you have cabbage in yer muff what does he mean lol i adore his bad boy Jersey accent so so sexy soon as i seen Kyles jersey look i fell in love with it hes so adorable makes him look badass but angelic at the same time i love my lil Jersey boy Kyley B and cos Kyles from Jersey i think New Jerseys so cool now and i really like Jersey shore its funny reminds me a bit of Big Brother ...On the job hunting front no luck my friend suggested i looked up a site called Gumtree she got a job their a lot of pepole advertise looking for staff their soill give that agoWHATS MUFF CABBAGE3 years ago in Personal More Like This
A Writer's Imagination"No, that won't work!"A Writer's Imagination5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I crumpled up another piece of paper and threw it into my overflowing trash bin. I had been at my desk for who knows how long, trying to come up with at least one good joke I could come up with. But nothing came to mind.
I hadn't come up with a funny joke in forever OK, most of my jokes aren't really that funny, but let's just say I hadn't come up with a decent joke since Actually, I think the last time I wrote something on my own account was the beginning of September when school started. Isn't school the excuse for every creator of anything? Too bad the people at Valve can't use that excuse. Sucks to be them.
I had started writing a few things but they remain unfinished in my documents. And most of the ideas I come up with I usually think are stupid the next day, so I just drop the whole project. I've been itching to write something, but I'm normally too lazy to do anything plus I can't think of a joke.
"Aw, screw it!" I groaned, shovin