LLAMASLlamas, llamas EVERYWHERE.LLAMAS8 years ago in Free Verse
Running around and TRAMPELLING WITH CARE.
People sceamed, BUT THEY HAD FUN.
Until a llama came EQUIPPED WITH A GUN.
The animals, the mammals, LAUGHED AT THE TERROR.
When one of them FOUND A VERY GREAT ERROR.
The map they had made WAS TOO OUT-DATED.
They only knew because THE INK HAD FADED.
The mammals, the llamas, THEY GREW MORE EVIL.
And they continued to STAB AND RANSACK THE PEOPLE. (WHO CARES IF IT DOESN'T RHYME)
Until one little llama, GIFTED WITH LOVE,
Slapped all his fellow llamas WITH A HEAVY-DUTY GLOVE.
They all had enough and THEY FLED FAR AWAY.
No trouble was heard TILL THIS VERY DAY.
SINCE LLAMAS ARE SMART, THEY ALL DID SOME SCIENCE.
WITH THEIR GREAT KNOWLEDGE, THEY MADE AN ALLIANCE.
WITH HUMANS AND WITH ANIMALS, THEY ALL DID A CHEER.
AND THE LLAMAS WON THE AWARDS, FOR BEST ANIMAL OF THE YEAR.
AND THAT IS THE END, MY FRIEND.
Llamas on the RunLlamas on the Run9 months ago in Art Features
Llamas on the Run
Llamas On The Run Update!
BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT!!
The Runaway Llamas badge is now official! Deviants who have received 25,000 or more Llama Badges have the ability to display the Runaway Llamas badge.
Llama on the Lam
They knew there would be no escaping the security measures of the Arizona “llama ranch” where they were incarcerated, spending their days growing ou
Site Update: Runaway LlamasSite Update: Runaway Llamas9 months ago in DeviantArt Announcements
In our continuous effort to improve the DeviantArt experience, we're publishing weekly Site Updates to keep members informed and to gather feedback. Below is a list of recent changes to the site, bug fixes, and feedback that was brought up by members in the last Site Update.
The Runaway Llama Badge
Late last week, two llamas captured the eyes of the world for a few hours, as they were on the run in Sun Valley, Arizona. To celebrate their fleeting freedom, and for the devious fun of it all, an additional level has been added to the already existing llama badge.
Hoax Involving Deleting Accounts
Recently there has been a surge in Journals being posted or shared that say that DeviantArt will be deleting
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted5 years ago in Short Stories
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted