The World Under My FeetMartyn's Relax in the Grass song. Parody of Ed Sheeran's "Photograph".The World Under My Feet2 days ago in Songs & Lyrics
Days like this,
I just want to relax
Cause there's one thing that I know
Since it's so nice
I know that this is the perfect time
Cause there's one thing that makes me feel alive
When I feel the world under my feet,
I keep this good feeling to myself
When I close my eyes,
I begin to think that
I have this world to myself
I feel the warm rays of the sun
And something better
The soft cool grass between my toes
And the sunlight in my hand
Just enjoying the sun
I just relax
I enjoy the warm sun
And there's one thing that I know, know
It just feels so amazing
I just l
Ninja Training, Part 2: The Ninja-in-TrainingMartyn was trying hard to help Toby become a ninja. So far, Toby seemed to struggle a little bit. But Martyn knew that with a little practice, he could turn Toby into a professional ninja in no time.Ninja Training, Part 2: The Ninja-in-Training5 days ago in General Fiction
Martyn taught Toby a few punches and kicks, as well as his signature attacks.
Toby was getting the hang of the Punch/Kick combination, and he was starting to learn the right direction of using the Jump Kick.
But he was still struggling with a few other moves, though.
When Toby started learning the spin-kick move, or the "Gut Buster", as Martyn called it, he tried to spin around with his leg in a kicking position as he jumped, but he just kept falling to the ground.
"Oof!" he muttered. "Man, this is hard! I wonder how I got myself into this…"
Next up were the Dash Attack, Uppercut, and of course, Martyn's special movement called The Leaf Drop. Toby seemed to be getting a hang at the Dash Attack and Uppercut, but still needed practice with the Leaf D
Ninja Training, Part 1: A Rude AwakeningToby was asleep on one of the sofas in the living room of the YogHouse, dreaming of destroying the Kingdom of the Saplings, when suddenly, someone slapped him repeatedly in the face.Ninja Training, Part 1: A Rude Awakening1 week ago in General Fiction
"Come on, you moron! You call yourself a real ninja?"
Toby grumbled and tried to go back to sleep, but the person kept slapping him.
The person who was slapping Toby was his ninja buddy, Martyn.
"Dreamtime is over already, you mindless hammer freak!"
"All right, all right!" shouted Toby. "I'm awake! Quit slapping me!"
"Well, it's about time," smiled the Nature Ninja. "Come! Let's get a move on."
Then he grabbed Toby by the arm and ran to the Nature Ninja training base.
"Welcome to Ninja Training!" said Martyn. "Are you ready to be a real ninja?"
"Put me down, and then we'll talk," replied Toby.
Martyn let go of Toby and asked, "You've always wanted to become a professional ninja like me, right?"
"Uh…yeah," Toby replied.
Relaxing in the GrassIt was a nice day in the YogHouse. Martyn kicked back in one of the sofas in the living room. He knew that he should be doing something with his team, but even a Nature Ninja needed his standards.Relaxing in the Grass1 week ago in General Fiction
The rest of the Yogscast were busy fighting monsters that they heard about earlier that day, and Martyn wasn't needed for their mission, so everything was quiet. Martyn laid back on the sofa, thinking to himself.
"Wow," he thought. "It's such a nice day. I'm glad they allowed me to have a break from fighting. As a Nature Ninja, when I fight, I just punch and kick at my will. Today, I deserve a break from all that kicking and punching. But it's such a nice day, though. I guess I should go out and get some fresh air for a bit."
So, he slipped on his sandals and walked outside. He walked to the grassy field and decided to relax in the sunlight. He laid down with his hands supporting his head and legs out straight.
Martyn could feel the sun's warm rays on his body, and the grass
WolvesAuthors note: Random Nilesy one-shot is random. I dunno. I had the idea and I went with it. Enjoy.Wolves2 weeks ago in Drama
I hate wolves.
And I'm pretty damned sure they all want me dead..
They chase me. I don't even have to do anything. They catch my scent and they pick me as their next meal. Whoever said a wolf won't attack a human unless provoked is very, very wrong if you ask me..
This was one of those times when they chased me. They hunted me and I couldn't get away. My safe haven, the long winding river that ran through the forest, was miles away. It was dark. Overcast. Full moon occasionally appearing behind the clouds. A storm was coming. And the wolves were howling. Howling and running and they wouldn't stop.
So I kept running. Leaving the gravel paths behind in hope that the forest undergrowth would hide me. But it only hindered me. And I kept stumbling. I kept tripping. And then as I entered a small clearing. I fell.
Caught my foot on a pr
The Kings Capture. Chapter 12I'm not sure if I was sleeping or just completely zoned out. But I'm brought back to reality by somebody yelling.The Kings Capture. Chapter 123 weeks ago in Drama
"I said get out!"
I listen for a moment. But apparently I can only hear one side of the conversation. As a few seconds later I hear the same voice yell again.
"You're not supposed to be here! Now get out before I kick you out!"
Who is that? I recognise the voice.. But.. Wait a minute.. That's.. That's Ridge yelling.. But.. Why?
"Oh for fuck sake, will you just leave! I have work to do!"
Bloody hell.. Who ticked him off? Ridge never yells. His voice is generally deep and loud he doesn't need to shout to get people's attention. Even when he's angry he doesn't raise his voice. He just.. Doesn't. Though frankly, he doesn't really need too, most people cower away at the sight of him yet alone anything else.
I'd like to know what this 'work' of his entails though..
"Yes. Now leave. Me. Alone!"