Exploding feelings Deidara x reader [part3]Exploding feelings Deidara x reader [part3]3 years ago in Short Stories
As you approached Hidan he yelled out to Deidara. "Hey man! Be careful, these people are actually a bit of a challenge! It's about fucking time, right!? Any way, get your ass over here and make this more interesting!" Hidan went back to fighting. He was so fast, like lightning, it made yo feel inferior. But you wouldn't accept that, you decided to jump right in.
You concentrated I to your genjutsu, you placed your bombs discreetly so no one would notice, then looked to Deidara. "You gonna help your friend?" You urged.
"As though you had room to talk, you've done nothing!" He ran forward, not noticing the bombs you had placed.
"I got you man!" Deidara came in contact with the rouges who were standing in the sidelines. With each touch, they exploded. Deidara was shocked, he didn't understand the bombs were DNA bombs. As soon as someone else's skin, DNA, or biochemical tissue touched the bomb, it was to explode.
Soon, the battle ended. Hidan thanked Deidara and hugged him. "Who's the girl
Akatsuki Bloopers 4 It was late-almost midnight- when Itachi finally stumbled back into his room, recovering from the worst punishment ever inflicted on him- the Wedgie of Pein (or pain, more like.)Akatsuki Bloopers 47 years ago in Short Stories
Stupid Kakuzu. How the heck did that money-loving idiot manage to get his sales receipt? He was sure hed thrown it away.
Then again, Kakuzu probably collected all the scraps of paper he saw to get 5 cents from the recycling plant.
He finally let you go? Deidara stuck his head out from Sasoris room as Itachi walked past.
You shut up. Itachi muttered. Deidara smiled.
You deserve it. Whoever does something like that to my hair always pays.
Blonde brat. Youll get it bad tomorrow. Itachi threatened, then walked away as dignified as possible, while massaging a swollen backside.
Were not gonna have
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 17NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 178 years ago in Fan Fiction
Deidara: -Watching TV, flipping channels-
On TV: -Random Politician rapping- "Tell me what is your name?!" Karl Rove: "I'm Emcee Rove!"
Deidara: ".....HOW has America not gotten wiped off the face of the earth?" -Changes channel-
Iruka: "Yarr... Me pirate sense be tingling..."
Pein: "I'll get it..." -Open door- "May I help y-"
Sakura: -Busts in and starts strangling the Leader- "WHERE IS HE, YOU FREAK?!"
Zabuza: "SAKU-SAKU! YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES! I'M RIGHT HERE, MY LOVE!"
Sakura: "NOT YOU YA UGLY-ASS ZOMBIE! GO FUCK OROCHIMARU OR THAT BITCH FROM INUYASHA! THEY'RE BOTH ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY! NOW YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Zabuza: "...I'm gonna go cry..."
Pein: "CAN'T... BREATH..."
Sakura: "THEN START TALKING!!!"
Pein: "GAH... NARUTO! SOMEONES HERE TO SEE YOU!!!"
Naruto: -Peeks out from the closet- "Huh?"
Zabuza: -Snicker- "He's coming out of the closet."
Sakura: "NARUTOOOOO!" -Runs towards him overdramatically in slow motio
NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 23NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 238 years ago in Fan Fiction
The Not-so-Great Escape
-Morning at the Akatsuki lair-
Deidara: -Waking up- "Nng..." -Yawn-
Zetsu: -Hovering right over his face; eyes glowing red-
Deidara: -Sigh- "Ugh. Already?" -Gets out of bed- "What do you want today? The puppy chow, or the rabbit food?"
Zetsu: "RABBIT..." -Drooling-
Deidara: -Takes out a box from his closet, takes out a bunch of live rabbits, and puts them in a dog bowl- "Of all the things to pick out of the job jar..." -Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast-
Itachi: -In line for the bathroom- "HIDAN, HURRY YOUR ASS UP!"
Hidan: -From in the bathroom- "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO FIX MY HAIR?! I HAVE TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE LADIES!
Itachi: -Slamming against the door- "HURRY..." -Slam- "THE HELL..." -Slam- "UP!" -Slam-
Hidan: "OR YOU'LL DO WHAT?!"
Kisame: -In line behind Itachi- "Oooh... Wrong question."
Itachi: -About to bust down the door-
Kakuzu: "Allow me." -Punches a hole through the door, puts his arm through and slams Hidan again